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1. Why did the zookeeper bring a ladder to work? Because he heard the giraffes were feeling down!
2. What do you call a zookeeper who loves to dance? A cha-cha-chimpanzee!
3. Why did the zookeeper break up with the alligator? He couldn’t handle the reptile dysfunction!
4. How does a zookeeper keep track of his keys? With a hippo-key-ring!
5. Why did the zookeeper get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. What do you call a zookeeper who’s good at math? An adder-all expert!
7. Why did the zookeeper bring a pencil to work? To draw the curtains!
8. How does a zookeeper answer the phone? “Lion, what can I do for you?”
9. Why did the zookeeper wear sunglasses? Because his lions were too bright!
10. What did the zookeeper say to the escaped panda? “You can’t bear to be away from me!”
11. Why did the zookeeper bring a shovel to work? Because he heard the elephants were trunk in the junk!
12. What do you call a zookeeper who loves to sing? A hip-hop-potamus!
13. Why did the zookeeper bring a map to work? Because he wanted to find the kangaroos’ pouch!
14. How does a zookeeper apologize? He says, “I’m sorry if I caused any monkey business!”
15. Why did the zookeeper take up gardening? Because he wanted to work with a different kind of ‘zoo’!
16. What did the zookeeper say to the misbehaving penguin? “You’re on thin ice, buddy!”
17. Why did the zookeeper become a stand-up comedian? Because he was tired of all the monkey business!
18. What do you call a zookeeper’s favorite movie? “The Lion King of Comedy”!
19. Why did the zookeeper get a medal? Because he was outstanding in his ‘otter’ field!
20. How does a zookeeper greet a new animal? “Welcome, we’re paw-sitively thrilled to have you!”

1. Why did the zookeeper always carry a pencil? In case he needed to draw the blinds!
2. What did the zookeeper say when the otter asked for a raise? “You otter be kidding me!”
3. How does a zookeeper apologize? “I’m sorry if my lion made a roar deal out of things!”
4. Why did the zookeeper hire a handyman? Because the sloth was too slow with repairs!
5. What do you call a zookeeper who loves spicy food? A cheetah-pepper enthusiast!
6. Why was the zookeeper always calm? Because he knew how to handle even the wildest situations!
7. What did the zookeeper say to the complaining kangaroo? “Hop to it and stop bouncing around!”
8. How does a zookeeper keep fit? By chasing after runaway monkeys!
9. Why did the zookeeper bring a camera to work? To capture all the ‘paws’-ome moments!
10. What did the zookeeper say when asked about his favorite animal? “I’m not ‘lion,’ I love them all!”
11. Why did the zookeeper start a band? Because he heard the elephants had great ‘trunk’ skills!
12. What did the zookeeper do when he saw the ostrich hiding its head? He said, “You can’t hide from your responsibilities!”
13. Why did the zookeeper win the marathon? Because he was used to pacing around all day!
14. What’s a zookeeper’s favorite type of music? Jungle beats!
15. Why did the zookeeper become a detective? Because he was great at ‘unearthing’ the truth!
16. What did the zookeeper say when the monkey stole his lunch? “You’re bananas if you think you’ll get away with this!”
17. Why did the zookeeper bring a broom to work? To sweep away any ‘monkey business’!
18. How did the zookeeper feel about his job? He said, “It’s ‘tiger’-ific!”
19. What did the zookeeper say when the lion started telling jokes? “You mane-tainly know how to roar with laughter!”
20. Why did the zookeeper start a blog? To share his ‘tails’ of adventure!

1. Why did the zookeeper excel at chess? Because he was great at ‘lion’ up his strategies!
2. What did the zookeeper say to the stubborn rhinoceros? “You’re quite the ‘horn’-headed fellow!”
3. How did the zookeeper catch the runaway zebra? He said, “You can run, but you can’t stripe away from me!”
4. Why did the zookeeper bring a ruler to work? To measure up to the high standards of his giraffes!
5. What did the zookeeper say to the penguin who refused to swim? “Don’t be a ‘cold’ fish, dive in!”
6. Why did the zookeeper enroll in a cooking class? To learn how to ‘grill’ up some tasty treats for the lions!
7. How does a zookeeper communicate with the birds? He sends them tweets!
8. What did the zookeeper say when asked about his favorite animal? “I’m partial to the ‘beary’ adorable ones!”
9. Why did the zookeeper become a poet? Because he had a way with ‘paws’ and verses!
10. What’s a zookeeper’s favorite type of plant? Bamboo-zle!
11. How does a zookeeper keep track of time? With a ‘hippo’clock’!
12. Why did the zookeeper bring a suitcase to work? To pack up any monkey business!
13. What did the zookeeper say when the elephants refused to cooperate? “Quit ‘trunk’ating my patience!”
14. How does a zookeeper stay cool in the summer? He hangs out with the penguins!
15. Why did the zookeeper start a podcast? To share his ‘tail’-ented interviews with animals!
16. What did the zookeeper say when the kangaroo challenged him to a race? “I’ll hop to it and beat you to the finish line!”
17. Why did the zookeeper bring a map to work? To navigate through the ‘wild’ day ahead!
18. What did the zookeeper say when the lioness gave birth? “It’s a ‘roar’-ing success!”
19. Why did the zookeeper open a bakery? Because he heard the baboons loved monkey bread!
20. How does a zookeeper handle a busy day? With ‘panda’-monium and grace!

1. Why did the zookeeper bring a ladder to work? To see eye to eye with the giraffes!
2. What did the zookeeper say to the anxious lion? “Don’t worry, you’re the mane attraction!”
3. Why did the zookeeper start a gardening club? Because he wanted to plant some animal seeds!
4. Why did the zookeeper refuse to play cards with the big cats? He heard they were all cheetahs!
5. What do you call a zookeeper who loves music? A hip-hop-otamus handler!
6. Why did the zookeeper blush? Because he saw the elephant’s trunk was packed!
7. How does the zookeeper keep the monkeys in line? With a bunch of bananas and some ape-ricot advice!
8. What did the zookeeper say when he couldn’t find his keys? “Looks like it’s time to lock up the imagination station!”
9. Why did the zookeeper bring an umbrella to work? To stay dry during the camel’s spit storms!
10. What’s a zookeeper’s favorite type of party? A zoo-perb celebration!
11. Why did the zookeeper sit on the ostrich egg? To hatch a new plan!
12. How do you know the zookeeper is a good singer? He always hits the lion notes!
13. What did the zookeeper do when the snakes escaped? He made a hiss-terical phone call!
14. Why was the zookeeper so good at chess? Because he knew all the right moves for the knight (monkey)!
15. Why did the zookeeper take a toolbox to the aviary? To fix the parrot-ly problems!
16. Why did the zookeeper turn on the fan in the reptile house? To create a cool alligator breeze!
17. Why was the zookeeper always calm? Because he had plenty of paws for thought!
18. What did the zookeeper say to the lazy sloth? “Don’t rush, just hang in there!”
19. How does the zookeeper measure success? In tails of joy!
20. Why did the zookeeper buy a camera? To capture purr-fect moments!

1. The zookeeper was puzzled when he noticed the penguins were missing. He searched everywhere but couldn’t find them. Just as he was about to give up, he saw them all gathered in the zoo’s ice cream shop. He asked, “What are you doing here?” One penguin replied, “Well, we heard the weather was chilly, and we thought we’d grab a cone and enjoy it!”
2. One day, a zookeeper found a baby elephant standing next to a huge pile of peanuts. He asked the elephant, “How did you get all these peanuts?” The elephant replied, “I used my trunk account to save up, and today was my withdrawal day!”
3. The zookeeper was having a hard time training the new chimpanzee. No matter what he tried, the chimp just wouldn’t cooperate. Frustrated, the zookeeper asked the chimp, “What do you want from me?” The chimp looked him in the eye and said, “I’m waiting for you to go bananas first!”
4. There was a zookeeper who was famous for his unique ability to talk to animals. One day, a visitor asked him, “How do you manage to communicate with all these creatures?” The zookeeper replied, “It’s simple, I just speak their language.” The visitor laughed and said, “Prove it!” The zookeeper turned to the parrot and said, “Polly wants a cracker?” The parrot squawked, “Only if it’s gluten-free!”
5. The zookeeper was excited about the new shipment of animals. He was particularly looking forward to the arrival of a rare talking parrot. When the parrot finally arrived, the zookeeper asked, “So, can you really talk?” The parrot replied, “Talk? I can do better than that! How about a game of chess?”
6. A zookeeper noticed that one of the tortoises was missing. After searching for hours, he found it at the zoo’s entrance. He asked, “What are you doing all the way out here?” The tortoise replied, “I heard there was a race, and I didn’t want to miss the starting gun!”
7. One day, the zookeeper saw a group of monkeys gathered around a laptop. Curious, he asked, “What are you all doing?” One monkey replied, “We’re updating our social media status. We can’t let the world think we’re just hanging around all day!”
8. The zookeeper was giving a tour to a group of school children when one of them asked, “Why does the lion always look so serious?” The zookeeper replied, “Well, he’s the king of the jungle. He has a lot on his mane!”
9. The zookeeper was puzzled when he found a giraffe trying to squeeze into a tiny doghouse. He asked, “Why are you trying to fit in there?” The giraffe replied, “I’m practicing for my new role as a house pet in a sitcom!”
10. One day, the zookeeper found the pandas sitting in front of a TV, watching a documentary about bamboo. He asked, “Why are you watching this?” The pandas replied, “We’re trying to understand why humans find it so fascinating. To us, it’s just lunch!”
11. The zookeeper noticed that the kangaroos were jumping over the zoo’s fences at night. He decided to build taller fences, but the kangaroos still jumped over them. Frustrated, he asked, “Why do you keep jumping over the fences?” The kangaroos replied, “It’s not about the height; we’re training for the zoo Olympics!”
12. One morning, the zookeeper found the elephants wearing sunglasses. He asked, “Why are you all wearing sunglasses?” The elephants replied, “We heard it’s going to be a bright day, and we want to stay cool and stylish!”
13. The zookeeper was surprised to find the zebras playing checkers in their enclosure. He asked, “Where did you learn to play checkers?” The zebras replied, “We watched the chess-playing parrot and decided to start our own board game club!”
14. The zookeeper was cleaning the birdhouse when he noticed a pigeon delivering letters. He asked, “What are you doing with all these letters?” The pigeon replied, “I’m starting a bird-to-bird postal service. We need better communication in the avian community!”
15. One day, the zookeeper saw a sloth holding a stopwatch. Curious, he asked, “Why do you have a stopwatch?” The sloth replied, “I’m timing myself to see how slow I can really go. So far, I’m setting new records every day!”
16. The zookeeper was amazed to find a group of otters performing synchronized swimming in their pool. He asked, “Where did you learn to do that?” The otters replied, “We watched the humans at the Olympics and decided to form our own aquatic team!”
17. The zookeeper noticed that the flamingos were all standing on one leg and meditating. He asked, “What’s going on here?” The flamingos replied, “We’re practicing flamingo yoga to achieve the perfect balance in life!”
18. One day, the zookeeper found the lions gathered around a campfire, telling stories. He asked, “What are you all doing?” The lions replied, “We’re sharing our roar-mantic adventures from the wild. It’s our version of a book club!”
19. The zookeeper was surprised to see a group of penguins wearing headphones. He asked, “What are you listening to?” The penguins replied, “We’re tuning into the latest fish rap. It’s the coolest music under the sea!”
20. The zookeeper was puzzled when he found a bear with a map and a compass. He asked, “Are you planning a trip?” The bear replied, “Yes, I’m organizing a bear-a-thon. It’s a wilderness survival race, and I’m the lead navigator!”

1. Why did the zookeeper bring a notebook to the zoo? To keep track of the animals’ wild stories!
2. What did the zookeeper say to the sleepy panda? “Time to rise and bamboo-shine!”
3. Why did the zookeeper wear sunglasses? Because the future of the zoo was so bright!
4. How does the zookeeper greet the new animals? With a big bear hug!
5. Why did the zookeeper get a whistle? To call for a purr-fect roll call!
6. What did the zookeeper say to the clumsy elephant? “Tusk, tusk, watch your step!”
7. Why did the zookeeper bring a map to the lion’s den? To find the mane attractions!
8. What do you call a zookeeper who can sing? A zoo-per star!
9. Why did the zookeeper take a ladder to work? To get to the top of his giraffe duties!
10. How does the zookeeper know when the animals are happy? They give him a paws-up!
11. Why did the zookeeper give the kangaroo a backpack? To help him carry his hop-tastic gear!
12. What did the zookeeper say to the noisy parrot? “Let’s keep it tweet and simple!”
13. Why did the zookeeper love jokes? Because he always had a wild sense of humor!
14. What did the zookeeper do when the monkeys threw a party? He went bananas and joined in!
15. Why did the zookeeper wear a raincoat? To stay dry during the hippo’s splashy bath time!
16. What did the zookeeper say to the crocodile on his birthday? “Have a snappy birthday!”
17. Why did the zookeeper sit under a tree? To keep cool and koala-fied!
18. How does the zookeeper help the animals stay fit? With zoo-aerobics classes!
19. What did the zookeeper say to the owl? “Hoo’s the best animal caretaker? It’s me!”
20. Why did the zookeeper bring a microphone to the penguin enclosure? To amplify their flipper-tastic announcements!

1. Why did the zookeeper bring a ladder to the aviary? To see the high-flying birds and take a peck at some elevated conversation!
2. The zookeeper said the penguins were acting cold towards him. I told him to break the ice with a few fishy compliments!
3. Why did the zookeeper start a podcast? To share the bare necessities about wild animal attraction!
4. The zookeeper’s favorite exercise? Zebra squats—it’s all about getting those stripes just right!
5. Why did the zookeeper refuse to play cards with the big cats? Too many cheetahs!
6. What do you get when you mix a zookeeper with a detective? Someone who solves “whodungit” mysteries!
7. The zookeeper had a wild night out with the monkeys. Let’s just say they went bananas!
8. Why did the zookeeper take a computer to the jungle? To keep an eye on his email giraffe!
9. How do zookeepers stay so calm? They’ve mastered the art of lion zen meditation.
10. What’s a zookeeper’s favorite type of party? One that’s off the scale – just like a reptile rave!
11. Why did the zookeeper break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t handle his animal magnetism.
12. Why did the zookeeper love astronomy? Because he was always fascinated by starfish!
13. How do zookeepers tell each other secrets? Through the ape-vine!
14. What’s a zookeeper’s favorite way to relax? Chillin’ with the sloths—it’s a slow process but worth it!
15. Why did the zookeeper take up yoga? To improve his animal poses and get in touch with his inner beast.
16. The zookeeper’s dating advice: Always go for someone with a wild side!
17. Why did the zookeeper get kicked out of the lion’s den? For roaring with laughter at his own jokes!
18. The zookeeper’s favorite genre of music? Heavy metal, because it’s full of great bear-ly legal puns!
19. Why did the zookeeper bring sunscreen to the desert exhibit? To protect against giraffe rays!
20. What’s a zookeeper’s favorite way to stay in shape? Hanging out with the lemurs for some serious tail workouts!

1. Why did the zookeeper always carry a pencil? In case he needed to draw some wild conclusions!
2. What do you call a zookeeper’s favorite snack? Animal crackers, of course!
3. Why was the zookeeper always calm during emergencies? Because he knew how to handle a roaring situation!
4. Why did the zookeeper bring a stopwatch to work? To keep track of his cheetah-like speed!
5. Why was the zookeeper such a great dancer? He had mastered the art of the hippo hop!
6. What’s a zookeeper’s favorite type of sandwich? Peanut-butter and jellyfish!
7. Why did the zookeeper always carry a map? In case he needed to find his bearings in the wild!
8. Why did the zookeeper wear sunglasses? To protect against all the panda-monium!
9. Why did the zookeeper bring a deck of cards to work? In case he needed to deal with some wild situations!
10. Why did the zookeeper bring a ladder to the penguin exhibit? To have a higher level of conversation!
11. Why did the zookeeper always carry a camera? To capture all the paw-some moments!
12. Why did the zookeeper start a band? Because he heard the animals were great at playing their scales!
13. Why did the zookeeper bring a ruler to work? To measure up to the high standards of the animal kingdom!
14. Why was the zookeeper always on time? Because he knew how to pounce on every opportunity!
15. Why did the zookeeper bring a calculator? To make sure his calculations were otterly correct!
16. Why did the zookeeper bring an umbrella to work? In case of a reign of terror from the lions!
17. Why did the zookeeper always wear boots? Because he knew how to stomp out any monkey business!
18. Why did the zookeeper bring a magnifying glass to work? To get a closer look at his insect friends!
19. Why did the zookeeper bring a shovel to work? In case he needed to dig deep for the truth!
20. Why did the zookeeper always have a first aid kit? To heal any wounds with a touch of animal magic!

1. Why did the zookeeper bring a ladder to work? To reach the “high” levels of animal care!
2. What did the zookeeper say to the lazy lion? “Paws for reflection, it’s time to get ‘roaring’!”
3. Why did the zookeeper start a band with the monkeys? Because they had great “ape-titude” for music!
4. What’s a zookeeper’s favorite type of cheese? Camembert, because it’s “gouda” for every occasion!
5. Why did the zookeeper always carry a mirror? To reflect on his wild side!
6. What did the zookeeper say to the kangaroo? “Hop to it, there’s no time for ‘hop-lessness’!”
7. Why did the zookeeper bring a vacuum cleaner to work? To suck up all the “cheetah” dust!
8. What did the zookeeper say to the giraffe with a sore throat? “You’re not just tall, you’re ‘neck’straordinary!”
9. Why did the zookeeper become a comedian? Because he had a knack for “paw-ful” puns!
10. Why did the zookeeper bring a trampoline to the elephant exhibit? To see if they had a “bounce” in their step!
11. What’s a zookeeper’s favorite dance move? The “hippo-hop”!
12. Why did the zookeeper give a speech to the lions? Because he wanted to “roar” with inspiration!
13. What did the zookeeper say to the chameleon who couldn’t make up its mind? “Don’t blend in, stand out and be ‘colourful’!”
14. Why did the zookeeper always bring a ukulele to work? To serenade the snakes and charm the chimpanzees!
15. What did the zookeeper say to the grumpy gorilla? “Chin up, there’s no time for ‘ape’-athy!”
16. Why did the zookeeper bring a fan to the tiger enclosure? To cool off the “purr-fect” predators!
17. What did the zookeeper say to the hyena with a joke? “That’s ‘laugh’-tastic, keep the comedy ‘howl’ing!”
18. Why did the zookeeper always wear sunglasses? Because he wanted to be “shade-y” and cool like a penguin!
19. What did the zookeeper say to the seal? “Seal the deal with a ‘flip’ and a smile!”
20. Why did the zookeeper bring a map to work? To navigate through the “wilderness” of responsibilities!

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