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240+ Yo momma jokes – Funny, Short, Dirty, Long…

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  1. Yo momma is so kind-hearted, she gives the remote control to the TV.
  2. Yo momma is so organized, even her spice rack is alphabetized by spiciness.
  3. Yo momma is so technologically advanced, Siri asks her for advice.
  4. Yo momma is so eco-friendly, she recycles her recyclables’ dreams.
  5. Yo momma is so adventurous, she takes the road less traveled by using a shortcut in a maze.
  6. Yo momma is so knowledgeable, Google searches her for answers.
  7. Yo momma is so talented, she can make a bookmark cry by finishing a book.
  8. Yo momma is so resourceful, she could turn a black hole into a cozy reading nook.
  9. Yo momma is so empathetic, she can understand why the chicken crossed the road without judgment.
  10. Yo momma is so patient, she can teach a snail how to speed up its pace.
  11. Yo momma is so supportive, she cheers on plants during photosynthesis.
  12. Yo momma is so wise, she knows the last digit of pi.
  13. Yo momma is so creative, she paints rainbows on the clouds during a storm.
  14. Yo momma is so ambitious, she once tried to put her dreams on a vision board.
  15. Yo momma is so cool, even ice cubes get jealous of her chill factor.
  16. Yo momma is so understanding, she can translate teenage slang without using Google.
  17. Yo momma is so athletic, she does marathons in her dreams and wakes up refreshed.
  18. Yo momma is so persuasive, she convinced the sun to take a day off and let it rain cats and dogs.
  19. Yo momma is so organized, even chaos asks her for a to-do list.
  20. Yo momma is so innovative, she invented a time machine just to rewind and watch her favorite TV show again.
  1. Yo momma is so funny, even the laugh track follows her around in real life.
  2. Yo momma is so light-hearted, she could make a grumpy cat burst into laughter.
  3. Yo momma is so witty, her GPS asks for directions when she’s driving.
  4. Yo momma is so hilarious, she once made a clown jealous of her punchlines.
  5. Yo momma is so comical, even her shadow chuckles when the sun shines.
  6. Yo momma is so entertaining, she can turn a silent library into a comedy club.
  7. Yo momma is so humorous, she tells jokes to her plants, and they blossom with laughter.
  8. Yo momma is so amusing, she could make a statue crack a smile.
  9. Yo momma is so funny, her selfies make Instagram burst into laughter.
  10. Yo momma is so lighthearted, she once turned a serious conversation into a stand-up routine.
  11. Yo momma is so witty, even Einstein would struggle to keep up with her punchlines.
  12. Yo momma is so hilarious, she makes the clownfish in Finding Nemo look like a serious actor.
  13. Yo momma is so amusing, even the dad jokes bow down to her comedic prowess.
  14. Yo momma is so funny, her laughter is the secret ingredient in all the best jokes.
  15. Yo momma is so entertaining, she could make a rock laugh with her storytelling skills.
  16. Yo momma is so humorous, she once had a staring contest with a mirror and made it blink first.
  17. Yo momma is so comical, even gravity can’t resist a good chuckle when she’s around.
  18. Yo momma is so funny, she could make a mime break character and burst into laughter.
  19. Yo momma is so witty, her humor is the real reason aliens visit Earth incognito.
  20. Yo momma is so hilarious, she could make a stone-faced poker player reveal their hand with laughter.

  1. Yo momma is so clever, she calculates the tip for the waiter using quantum physics.
  2. Yo momma is so intelligent, she can speak three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Binary Code.
  3. Yo momma is so brilliant, she once corrected Einstein’s theory of relativity during a coffee break.
  4. Yo momma is so smart, she taught Siri how to pronounce her name correctly.
  5. Yo momma is so clever, she can solve a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded using only her sense of smell.
  6. Yo momma is so wise, she gives TED Talks to impart her infinite knowledge to the universe.
  7. Yo momma is so clever, she invented a solar-powered flashlight.
  8. Yo momma is so brilliant, she understands the ending of Inception on the first watch.
  9. Yo momma is so smart, she once outwitted a computer in a game of chess without even using the keyboard.
  10. Yo momma is so clever, she wrote a book on how to read minds, but you have to figure out where to buy it.
  11. Yo momma is so intelligent, she taught her dog to fetch her the morning newspaper with stock market updates.
  12. Yo momma is so wise, she can answer the chicken and egg dilemma with a single word: omelette.
  13. Yo momma is so clever, she programmed her coffee maker to brew the perfect cup based on her mood.
  14. Yo momma is so smart, she taught Alexa to say “please” and “thank you” without being prompted.
  15. Yo momma is so brilliant, she can recite pi to the last digit while simultaneously baking a perfect pie.
  16. Yo momma is so clever, she created a password so complex even she can’t remember it.
  17. Yo momma is so intelligent, she convinced a black hole to go on a diet and lose some mass.
  18. Yo momma is so smart, she once taught a computer how to dream in binary code.
  19. Yo momma is so clever, she can make a palindrome using only consonants.
  20. Yo momma is so brilliant, she understands why the caged bird sings and has a solution for its existential crisis.
  1. Yo momma is so quick-witted, she can finish a novel in a text message.
  2. Yo momma is so efficient, she can fold a fitted sheet in one attempt.
  3. Yo momma is so sharp, she can cut through traffic just by giving it a stern look.
  4. Yo momma is so concise, she writes essays with Tweets.
  5. Yo momma is so speedy, she makes fast food look like a slow-cooked meal.
  6. Yo momma is so brief, even telegrams envy her brevity.
  7. Yo momma is so succinct, she can summarize War and Peace in a single sentence.
  8. Yo momma is so swift, she completes a puzzle before you even open the box.
  9. Yo momma is so concise, she can explain the meaning of life in a haiku.
  10. Yo momma is so quick, she can parallel park a train.
  11. Yo momma is so to-the-point, she high-fives people in low-fives.
  12. Yo momma is so brief, she tells bedtime stories in bullet points.
  13. Yo momma is so short and sweet, her autobiography fits on a post-it note.
  14. Yo momma is so quick-witted, she once won a debate by just raising an eyebrow.
  15. Yo momma is so brief, she makes microwave minute noodles seem like an eternity.
  16. Yo momma is so efficient, she multitasks while multitasking.
  17. Yo momma is so sharp, she can cut through a “do not cut” tag without hesitation.
  18. Yo momma is so succinct, she finishes crossword puzzles in thought bubbles.
  19. Yo momma is so quick, she can finish a marathon while sending a text message.
  20. Yo momma is so brief, even her echoes are concise.

  1. Yo momma’s so generous, when she plays Monopoly, she gives away hotels for free.
  2. Yo momma’s so tech-savvy, she taught Siri how to say “Yo momma” jokes.
  3. Yo momma’s so eco-friendly, she uses her laughter to power wind turbines.
  4. Yo momma’s so supportive, when she walks into a room, even the chairs stand up for her.
  5. Yo momma’s so resourceful, she wrote a cookbook titled “101 Ways to Cook with Leftovers.”
  6. Yo momma’s so adventurous, she bungee jumps off the couch every time a good show comes on.
  7. Yo momma’s so well-read, when she enters a library, the books hush down to hear her wisdom.
  8. Yo momma’s so artistic, she once painted a masterpiece using only spaghetti and meatballs.
  9. Yo momma’s so organized, even her dreams have a to-do list.
  10. Yo momma’s so well-connected, she’s Facebook friends with the entire animal kingdom.
  11. Yo momma’s so graceful, she once won a dance-off against a cat on a hot tin roof.
  12. Yo momma’s so strategic, she plays chess with a GPS to navigate the checkered board of life.
  13. Yo momma’s so persuasive, she can make a plant grow just by complimenting it.
  14. Yo momma’s so punctual, she arrived early for her own surprise party.
  15. Yo momma’s so futuristic, she predicted the outcome of a rock-paper-scissors match using quantum physics.
  16. Yo momma’s so well-traveled, even her passport has its passport.
  17. Yo momma’s so mathematical, she can divide by zero and still get a sensible answer.
  18. Yo momma’s so adventurous, she once climbed Mount Everest just to check-in on Facebook.
  19. Yo momma’s so skilled, she can juggle work, life, and a dozen flaming torches simultaneously.
  20. Yo momma’s so influential, she convinced the sun to take a break during her beach vacation.
  1. Yo momma is so good at hide and seek, she once made Waldo give up.
  2. Yo momma is so cool, when she enters a room, even the crayons stop melting.
  3. Yo momma is so fast, she can tie a kid’s shoelaces before they can say “double knot.”
  4. Yo momma is so kind, she bakes cookies with extra love and fewer calories.
  5. Yo momma is so smart, she helps kids with their homework before they even ask for it.
  6. Yo momma is so fun, she turned bedtime stories into epic adventures.
  7. Yo momma is so skilled, she can build a LEGO castle with her eyes closed.
  8. Yo momma is so artistic, she turns spilled milk into a masterpiece with a napkin.
  9. Yo momma is so magical, she knows the secret ingredient to make vegetables taste like candy.
  10. Yo momma is so organized, she color-codes lunchboxes for optimal enjoyment.
  11. Yo momma is so brave, she’s the one who taught the monster under the bed to behave.
  12. Yo momma is so funny, even knock-knock jokes line up outside her door for approval.
  13. Yo momma is so caring, she hugs so tight that teddy bears get jealous.
  14. Yo momma is so imaginative, she turns rainy days into indoor treasure hunts.
  15. Yo momma is so cool, even snowmen ask for tips on staying chill.
  16. Yo momma is so resourceful, she can turn a cardboard box into a spaceship without instructions.
  17. Yo momma is so wise, she knows the exact number of licks to get to the center of a lollipop.
  18. Yo momma is so adventurous, she once took a teddy bear on a backpacking trip.
  19. Yo momma is so generous, she shares her imaginary friend with kids who forgot theirs.
  20. Yo momma is so energetic, she makes jumping on the bed look like an Olympic sport.

  1. Yo momma is so sophisticated, even her swear words sound like Shakespearean insults.
  2. Yo momma is so fashionable, even Vogue calls her for style tips.
  3. Yo momma is so wise, she gives life advice to fortune cookies.
  4. Yo momma is so charming, she once had a conversation with a mirror, and it blushed.
  5. Yo momma is so knowledgeable, she corrects Google search results.
  6. Yo momma is so eloquent, her complaints are mistaken for poetry readings.
  7. Yo momma is so trendy, even time tries to catch up with her fashion sense.
  8. Yo momma is so persuasive, she can negotiate a discount at the dollar store.
  9. Yo momma is so resourceful, she can turn a casual conversation into a TED Talk.
  10. Yo momma is so well-connected, even LinkedIn sends her friend requests.
  11. Yo momma is so talented, she can parallel park a submarine.
  12. Yo momma is so diplomatic, she can settle arguments between cats and dogs.
  13. Yo momma is so composed, even chaos theory takes a break when she enters a room.
  14. Yo momma is so composed, even chaos theory takes a break when she enters a room.
  15. Yo momma is so classy, she drinks her coffee with a pinky toe extended.
  16. Yo momma is so strategic, she plays chess with world leaders during diplomacy summits.
  17. Yo momma is so witty, she once roasted a stand-up comedian during an open mic night.
  18. Yo momma is so confident, even mirrors double-check themselves when she walks by.
  19. Yo momma is so influential, she convinced the moon to rotate for better lighting at night.
  20. Yo momma is so graceful, she can pirouette in stilettos on a tightrope over a pit of judgmental cats.
  1. Yo momma is so tech-savvy, she taught Siri how to say “Yo momma” jokes.
  2. Yo momma is so eco-friendly, she composts her dad jokes for a sustainable punchline.
  3. Yo momma is so adventurous, she once took a selfie with Bigfoot and convinced him to say, “Yo momma’s hide and seek skills are legendary.”
  4. Yo momma is so resourceful, she turned the Great Wall of China into the “Great Wall of Yo Momma” with just a can of spray paint.
  5. Yo momma is so athletic, she can dunk a basketball while knitting a sweater for your dad.
  6. Yo momma is so artistic, she painted the Mona Lisa and added a caption: “Yo momma’s smile is still more mysterious.”
  7. Yo momma is so scientific, she discovered a new element called “Momtanium” on the periodic table.
  8. Yo momma is so good with animals, she taught a cat to bark and a dog to meow, just for kicks.
  9. Yo momma is so organized, she alphabetized the spices in the kitchen and labeled them “Spicy Yo Momma Mix.”
  10. Yo momma is so legendary, even Bigfoot tells stories about her around the campfire.
  11. Yo momma is so influential, she convinced the sun to take a break at night so she can enjoy more Yo Momma jokes.
  12. Yo momma is so magical, she turned your dad’s corny jokes into pure comedy gold.
  13. Yo momma is so poetic, Shakespeare would say, “To be or not to be… as cool as Yo Momma.”
  14. Yo momma is so fashionable, she wore a black belt with everything and said, “This is how you accessorize for success, honey.”
  15. Yo momma is so persuasive, she convinced a mirror that it’s not as good-looking as her.
  16. Yo momma is so adventurous, she explored the internet and found the lost city of “Yo Mommalantis.”
  17. Yo momma is so strategic, she beat Bobby Fischer at chess and then offered him tips on playing checkers.
  18. Yo momma is so timeless, even a time machine couldn’t find a Yo Momma joke she hasn’t heard.
  19. Yo momma is so philanthropic, she donated a laugh track to every dad trying to tell a joke.
  20. Yo momma is so sweet, she bakes cookies with love and a dash of wit, creating the perfect batch of “Yo Momma Snacks.”

  1. Yo momma’s so cheesy, she once entered a room and everyone thought it was a pizza party.
  2. Yo momma’s so gouda at jokes, she could make a stone laugh with her dairy wit.
  3. Yo momma’s so cheesy, even Swiss envy her for having more holes in her jokes.
  4. Yo momma’s so cheddarific, when she tells jokes, the moon turns into a giant cheese wheel.
  5. Yo momma’s so cheesy, she went to a comedy club, and they mistook her for a fondue fountain.
  6. Yo momma’s so brie-lliant, her jokes are like a fine cheese—aged to perfection.
  7. Yo momma’s so cheesy, she’s the reason the dairy section is the funniest part of the grocery store.
  8. Yo momma’s so cheesy, her laughter could be used to make a blockbuster movie about dairy.
  9. Yo momma’s so gouda-natured, she once hugged a cheese grater and called it a grate relationship.
  10. Yo momma’s so cheesy, she told a joke, and even the cracker burst into applause.
  11. Yo momma’s so cheesy, her sense of humor could melt even the coldest provolone hearts.
  12. Yo momma’s so mozzarella-riffic, she once won a comedy competition with just a string of cheese-related puns.
  13. Yo momma’s so cheesy, she could make a stone smile just by telling it a dairy tale.
  14. Yo momma’s so gouda, her jokes are the secret ingredient in every successful cheese soufflé.
  15. Yo momma’s so cheesy, she’s the reason mice throw parties in her kitchen every night.
  16. Yo momma’s so feta-stic, she can turn a bland conversation into a flavor-packed comedy fest.
  17. Yo momma’s so cheesy, she once auditioned for a movie role as “The Big Cheese” and got the part.
  18. Yo momma’s so gouda-hearted, she donated all her cheesy punchlines to a local joke bank.
  19. Yo momma’s so cheesy, even nachos bow down in awe of her supreme cheesiness.
  20. Yo momma’s so blue-cheese-tiful, she could make a dairy cow jealous with her stunning wit.

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