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Picture a world where the frost-kissed peaks of the Himalayas hold secrets beyond imagination. In the shadows of these majestic mountains, whispers abound of a creature, a legend, a myth—the elusive abominable snowman, the legendary snow ape, the enigmatic snowman, the mystical yeti. But amidst the chilling whispers, there’s warmth—warmth of laughter. Join me in a journey where snow meets humor, where the mysterious meets the hilarious, where the yeti becomes the centerpiece of our comedy expedition. Let’s trek into the realm of icy giggles and frosty chuckles as we unravel the humor hidden within the snowy enigma of the yeti!

81. Why did the yeti bring a map to the snowball fight? He didn’t want to get lost in the flurry of action!
82. What’s a yeti’s favorite game at the amusement park? The roller-coaster ride down the snow slopes!
83. How does a yeti stay cool under pressure? He chills out and lets things snowball!
84. Why did the yeti become a chef? He heard the kitchen was the coolest place to work!
85. What do you call a yeti who loves to sing karaoke? The Abominable Crooner!
86. How does a yeti stay fit? He snow-jogs every morning!
87. Why did the yeti bring a snow shovel to the beach? He heard there was a sandstorm!
88. What’s a yeti’s favorite snack? Snow cones, of course!
89. How does a yeti write a love song? With heart-melting lyrics and a frosty melody!
90. Why did the yeti go to school? He wanted to brush up on his ice-ology!
91. What do you call a yeti who’s really good at math? An arctic-culate genius!
92. How does a yeti make a snow angel? With graceful flurries and icy finesse!
93. Why did the yeti join the circus? He heard they needed someone cool to handle the snow cones!
94. What’s a yeti’s favorite type of joke? Ice-breakers!
95. How does a yeti cool down on a hot day? He takes a dip in the icy river!
96. Why did the yeti bring a snowball to the party? He wanted to add some chill to the festivities!
97. What do you call a yeti who loves to dance? The Frosty Funkmaster!
98. How does a yeti start his day? With a frosty breakfast and a brisk snow-walk!
99. Why did the yeti bring a thermos to the Arctic? He wanted to keep his hot cocoa warm!
100. What’s a yeti’s favorite sport? Ice-skating!

61. Why did the yeti refuse to play cards with the penguins? They were always giving him the cold shoulder!
62. What’s a yeti’s favorite type of music? Chill-hop!
63. How does a yeti pay for things? With snowbucks!
64. Why did the yeti bring a dictionary to the Arctic? He wanted to learn the snow-lingo!
65. What do you call a yeti who loves to dance? The Abominable Disco-ball!
66. How does a yeti find his way in a blizzard? With snow-navigation!
67. Why did the yeti start a band? He wanted to make some cool tunes!
68. What’s a yeti’s favorite dessert? Frosting-covered ice cake!
69. Why did the yeti join the gym? He wanted to work on his snow-abs!
70. How does a yeti introduce himself? With a frosty handshake!
71. Why did the yeti bring a thermos to the snowstorm? He wanted to keep his hot cocoa warm!
72. What do you call a yeti who loves to paint? An ice-artist!
73. How does a yeti keep his cool during an avalanche? He stays ice-calm!
74. Why did the yeti bring a snowball to the party? He wanted to break the ice!
75. What’s a yeti’s favorite game show? Wheel of Frost-tune!
76. Why did the yeti go to the beach? He heard there was a snow-cone stand!
77. How does a yeti stay warm in the winter? With a snowsuit and a hot cup of cocoa!
78. Why did the yeti become a detective? He had a nose for cold cases!
79. What do you call a yeti with a great sense of humor? The Icebreaker!
80. How does a yeti write a love letter? With frosty affection!

1. Why did the yeti bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the abominable snowman was hanging out on the roof!
2. What did the yeti say when he won the snowball fight? “Ice to meet you all!”
3. How does a yeti keep its fur looking so good? With a conditioner made from snowflakes and glacier water!
4. Why don’t yetis ever get lost? Because they always have ice in their veins for directions!
5. What’s a yeti’s favorite type of music? Abominable beats!
6. Why did the yeti bring a spoon to the Arctic? In case he found the elusive snow-cone!
7. How did the yeti fix his broken iceberg? With glacier tape!
8. What’s a yeti’s favorite dessert? Sherbet-y!
9. Why was the yeti so good at math? Because he’s an absolute ‘snow’-culation expert!
10. What’s a yeti’s favorite game? Freeze tag!
11. How does a yeti stay warm in the winter? By hibernating in a cozy cave with a cup of hot cocoa!
12. What do you call a yeti with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
13. Why did the yeti bring a map to the Arctic? Because he didn’t want to get ‘snowed’ in!
14. What’s a yeti’s favorite movie genre? Ice-suspense thrillers!
15. Why did the yeti break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always cold-hearted!
16. How does a yeti start a letter? With an ‘ice’breaker!
17. What’s a yeti’s favorite holiday? Chill-oween!
18. Why did the yeti refuse to share his ice cream? Because he’s a little bit ‘snow’sy!
19. What’s a yeti’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline, because it’s ‘snow’ funny!
20. How does a yeti answer the phone? “Snow who’s calling?”

1. Why did the yeti bring a hairdryer to the Arctic? Because he wanted to defrost his jokes!
2. What did the yeti say to the snowman? “Do you want to build a friendship?”
3. How does a yeti keep in touch with his friends? He sends ‘snowcial’ media messages!
4. Why was the yeti so good at hide-and-seek? Because he’s always ‘snow’ good at blending in!
5. What do you call a yeti who loves to dance? A snowflake shaker!
6. Why did the yeti become a chef? Because he heard there’s a lot of ‘ice’ in the kitchen!
7. What’s a yeti’s favorite board game? Avalan-chess!
8. Why did the yeti bring a shovel to the comedy club? Because he heard the jokes were going to be ‘snow’ funny!
9. How does a yeti answer the door? With a chilly ‘hello’!
10. What’s a yeti’s favorite type of joke? Punny ones, they really snow how to laugh!
11. Why did the yeti break up with his girlfriend? Because she thought he was too ‘ice’-olated!
12. What did the yeti say when he tripped over his own feet? “I really need to get my ‘ice’ checked!”
13. How does a yeti keep his cool during an argument? He gives the cold shoulder!
14. Why did the yeti bring a map to the ski resort? Because he didn’t want to get lost in the ‘yeti’ resort!
15. What’s a yeti’s favorite fruit? Snowberries!
16. Why was the yeti always invited to parties? Because he’s a ‘snow’-stop entertainer!
17. What’s a yeti’s favorite song? “Let It Snow, Yeti, Let It Snow!”
18. Why did the yeti bring a camera to the mountain? To capture all the ‘abominable’ moments!
19. What do you get when you cross a yeti with a vampire? Frostbite!
20. How does a yeti take his coffee? With a snow-fro!

20 Frosty Yeti Chuckles: Snowy Laughs to Chill Your Bones!

1. Why did the yeti excel in geometry? Because he’s always on point with his ‘ice’-sosceles triangles!
2. How does a yeti solve complex equations? With ‘abominable’ ease, he’s a true math-wiz!
3. What’s a yeti’s favorite subject in school? Snow-natomy, where he learns all about his frosty features!
4. Why did the yeti become a detective? Because he’s great at following ‘cold’ leads!
5. What do you call a yeti with a Ph.D.? An ‘abominable’ genius!
6. How does a yeti always know the time? He checks his ‘snow’ clock!
7. Why did the yeti start a business? Because he wanted to be the ‘cool’est entrepreneur around!
8. What’s a yeti’s favorite type of literature? Chill-thrillers, of course!
9. Why did the yeti go to art school? To master the ‘snow’ brush technique!
10. How does a yeti navigate through dense fog? With his ‘ice’-olated sense of direction!
11. What’s a yeti’s favorite type of puzzle? A cryptic ‘snow’gram!
12. Why did the yeti become a chef? Because he wanted to create ‘snow’melting dishes!
13. How does a yeti stay organized? With his ‘abominable’ filing system!
14. What’s a yeti’s favorite game show? ‘Wheel of Snow-tune’!
15. Why did the yeti start a band? Because he heard music is the ‘yeti’-fying language of the soul!
16. How does a yeti stay informed about current events? He reads the ‘snow’spaper every morning!
17. What’s a yeti’s favorite type of joke? Ones that are ‘ice’-nely crafted!
18. Why did the yeti become a detective? Because he loves to ‘unravel’ mysteries!
19. How does a yeti stay calm under pressure? He practices ‘snow’ga!
20. What’s a yeti’s favorite type of computer? An ‘ice’-book, because it’s always ‘snow’ reliable!

1. Why did the yeti bring a spoon to the snowstorm? He heard there would be ice cream!
2. What did the yeti say to the snowman? “You melt my heart!”
3. How does a yeti text? With frostbite-sized thumbs!
4. Why did the yeti join a band? He heard they were ‘cool’!
5. What’s a yeti’s favorite dessert? Snow-cone!
6. Why did the yeti sit on the iceberg? He wanted to chill!
7. What’s a yeti’s favorite sport? Ice skating!
8. How does a yeti keep his feet warm? With ‘toe-st’ warmers!
9. Why did the yeti bring a ladder to the Arctic? He heard the view was ‘snow’ good!
10. What do you call a yeti with a GPS? Lost!
11. Why did the yeti bring a dictionary to the ski resort? He wanted to understand the ‘slope’ lingo!
12. What’s a yeti’s favorite song? “Cold as Ice” by Foreigner!
13. Why did the yeti go to the party? He heard it was going to be a ‘chilling’ event!
14. How does a yeti order coffee? With a ‘snow’ shot of espresso!
15. What do you call a yeti with a smartphone? A ‘text’pert!
16. Why did the yeti refuse to play cards? Because he was afraid of the ‘snow’ hand!
17. What’s a yeti’s favorite board game? Avalanche!
18. Why did the yeti bring a blanket to the beach? He thought it was going to be ‘snowy’!
19. What did the yeti say when he heard a joke? “Ice one!”
20. Why was the yeti always cold? Because he’s ‘yeti’ to find a warm hug!

41. Why did the yeti bring a camera to the snowstorm? He wanted to capture the flurries!
42. What do you call a yeti who loves to sing? A frosty vocalist!
43. How does a yeti keep his cool in an argument? He stays ice-calm!
44. Why was the yeti always invited to parties? He had the coolest dance moves!
45. What’s a yeti’s favorite subject in school? Snow-cial studies!
46. How do yetis communicate? They send frosty-mails!
47. Why did the yeti become a chef? He had a talent for whipping up icy delicacies!
48. What do yetis use to navigate in the snowstorm? A compass-ice!
49. Why did the yeti bring a hairbrush to the Arctic? He wanted to brush up on his style!
50. What’s a yeti’s favorite TV show? “Ice Age’s Got Talent!”
51. Why did the yeti go to the doctor? He had a case of frostbite!
52. What do you call a yeti who loves to play soccer? A snow-kicker!
53. How does a yeti greet his friends? With a frosty handshake!
54. Why did the yeti bring a map to the blizzard? He didn’t want to get snowed under!
55. What’s a yeti’s favorite sport? Ice-hockey!
56. Why did the yeti take up painting? He wanted to create snow-tingling art!
57. What do you call a yeti who loves to tell stories? A snow-teller!
58. Why did the yeti go to the movie theater? He wanted to see “Frozen” for the hundredth time!
59. What’s a yeti’s favorite accessory? Ice-cy sunglasses!
60. How does a yeti stay organized? He keeps everything in ice-cold storage!

Another 20 Icy Yeti Giggles: Frosty Humor to Tickle Your Funny Bone!

21. Why did the yeti bring a map to the ski resort? Because he wanted to explore every snow peak!
22. What’s a yeti’s favorite holiday? Christmas, because he loves the snow much!
23. How do you invite a yeti to a party? Send him a frosty invitation!
24. Why did the yeti go to school? To learn how to become an ice-solated genius!
25. What do you call a yeti who loves to read? A snow intellectual!
26. How does a yeti make phone calls? With a frosty-dial!
27. What did the yeti say to the snowflake? “You’re one cool individual!”
28. Why did the yeti bring a shovel to the beach? He heard it was a hot spot for snowman building!
29. What’s a yeti’s favorite board game? Chilly-willy!
30. How does a yeti answer the phone? “Ice to meet you!”
31. Why was the yeti so good at sports? He had a natural talent for snowball-throwing!
32. What do you call a yeti who loves math? An alge-brrr-a expert!
33. Why did the yeti refuse to go to the beach? He didn’t want to melt under the sun!
34. What’s a yeti’s favorite vegetable? Ice-berg lettuce!
35. How do yetis keep their cool in traffic? They use the snow lane!
36. Why did the yeti become a comedian? He had a knack for ice-breaking jokes!
37. What did the yeti say when he won the snowball fight? “I’m snow sorry!”
38. Why did the yeti bring a hairdryer to the Arctic? He wanted to melt hearts!
39. What do you call a yeti with a pet dog? An abominable snowpup!
40. How does a yeti make ice cream? He whips up a frosty batch with his snow-paws!

1. Why did the yeti bring a suitcase to the top of Mount Everest? Because he heard the views were breathtaking, and he wanted to remember them forever! So, he starts his journey, dragging the suitcase behind him, through the snow, wind, and icy slopes. Finally, after days of exhausting trekking, he reaches the summit. As he opens the suitcase to take out his camera, he realizes he forgot to pack film. Disappointed, the yeti sighs and mutters to himself, “Well, that was an uphill struggle for a downhill picture!”
2. Once upon a time, there was a yeti who decided to take up painting. He bought all the necessary supplies: brushes, canvases, and paints. Excitedly, he set up his studio in a remote cave and began to paint landscapes of the snowy mountains. But soon, he encountered a problem – every time he finished a painting, it melted away! Frustrated, the yeti sought advice from a wise old snow owl. The owl listened carefully and then said, “Ah, young yeti, you’re painting with watercolors! You need to use acrylics if you want your art to last.” And from that day on, the yeti became a renowned painter, creating stunning works of art that never melted away.
3. One frosty morning, a yeti decided to try his hand at stand-up comedy. He trudged through the snow to the nearest comedy club, where he nervously took the stage. “Hello, everyone,” he began, “I’m new to this, so bear with me.” The audience chuckled politely. Emboldened, the yeti continued, “You know, being a yeti isn’t easy. People always say, ‘You’re so hairy!’ But do they ever ask how I feel about it? No, they just assume I’m cool with it!” The audience erupted into laughter, encouraging the yeti to keep going. And so, with each joke, the yeti’s confidence grew until he had the whole room roaring with laughter. From that day on, he was known as the funniest yeti in the land.
4. Once upon a time in the Himalayas, there lived a yeti named Yancy. Yancy was known throughout the mountains for his incredible strength and his love for puzzles. One day, a group of hikers stumbled upon Yancy’s cave and challenged him to a series of strength competitions. Yancy, always up for a challenge, agreed. The first competition was an arm-wrestling match, which Yancy won easily. The second was a log-throwing contest, which Yancy also won with ease. Finally, the hikers challenged Yancy to solve a Rubik’s cube in under a minute. Yancy chuckled to himself, picked up the cube, and solved it in mere seconds. The hikers were amazed and asked, “How did you do that?” Yancy replied, “Simple, I just use my ‘yeti’ little brain!”
5. Deep in the heart of the Arctic, there lived a yeti named Yetus. Yetus wasn’t like other yetis – he was incredibly curious about the world beyond the icy mountains. One day, he decided to embark on an adventure to explore the world. He packed a small bag with essentials and set off into the unknown. Along the way, Yetus encountered many strange and wonderful sights – towering skyscrapers, bustling cities, and vast oceans. Everywhere he went, he made friends and learned new things. Eventually, after many months of traveling, Yetus returned home to the Arctic, his heart full of memories and his mind buzzing with stories to tell. And from that day on, he became known as the world’s first globetrotting yeti!
6. Once upon a time, there was a yeti named Yancy who lived at the top of the tallest mountain in the world. Yancy loved to watch the sunrise every morning, but there was one problem – he couldn’t see it from his cave! Determined to find a solution, Yancy set out on a quest to build the world’s tallest ladder. Day and night, he worked tirelessly, gathering wood and ice to construct his ladder. Finally, after months of hard work, Yancy finished his masterpiece and climbed to the top. As the sun began to rise, Yancy watched in awe as the sky turned a brilliant shade of pink and orange. Tears filled his eyes as he realized that he had achieved his dream. From that day on, Yancy never missed a sunrise, and his ladder became known as the stairway to heaven.
7. Once upon a time in the snowy mountains, there lived a yeti named Yuki. Yuki was a master of disguise and loved to play tricks on unsuspecting travelers. One day, he decided to impersonate a snowman and hide in plain sight. He covered himself in snow and stood perfectly still, waiting for someone to pass by. Soon enough, a group of hikers came trudging through the snow, and one of them noticed the snowman out of place. “Hey, look at that snowman! It looks so real!” the hiker exclaimed. Yuki stifled a giggle as he tried to stay still. Just as the hikers were about to walk away, Yuki couldn’t resist and let out a loud “Boo!” The hikers screamed in surprise, and Yuki burst into laughter. From that day on, he became known as the mischievous yeti who could outwit anyone with his clever disguises.
8. Once upon a time in the frozen tundra, there lived a yeti named Yorick who had a passion for gardening. Despite the harsh conditions, Yorick managed to cultivate a beautiful garden filled with snow roses, icicle tulips, and frost ferns. His garden became famous throughout the land, attracting visitors from far and wide. But one day, disaster struck – a sudden blizzard swept through the tundra, burying Yorick’s garden under a thick blanket of snow. Devastated, Yorick thought all was lost. But then he had an idea – he would use his strength to carve intricate ice sculptures out of the snow. And so, with his bare hands, Yorick began to sculpt, transforming his garden into a winter wonderland unlike any other. From that day on, Yorick’s garden became known as the Ice Sculpture Sanctuary, a place of beauty and inspiration for all who visited.
9. Deep in the heart of the Himalayas, there lived a yeti named Yanni who had a passion for cooking. Yanni spent his days experimenting with flavors and ingredients, creating dishes that were as delicious as they were unique. One day, he decided to enter a cooking competition to prove his skills to the world. The competition was fierce, with chefs from all corners of the globe vying for the title of culinary champion. But Yanni was undaunted – he knew that his yeti heritage gave him an edge in the kitchen. And sure enough, when the final dish was served, it was Yanni’s creation that won the judges’ hearts. From that day on, he became known as the master chef of the mountains, with people traveling from far and wide to taste his delectable creations.

1. Why did the yeti bring a pencil to the snowstorm? Because he wanted to draw some ‘snow’men!
2. What do you call a yeti’s favorite toy? A ‘chill’dren’s book!
3. How does a yeti keep warm in winter? By sitting by the ‘fur’nace!
4. What did the yeti say to the snowflake? “You’re ‘snow’ special!”
5. Why did the yeti bring a flashlight to the Arctic? Because he wanted to ‘brighten’ up the igloo!
6. What’s a yeti’s favorite subject in school? ‘Ice’ spelling!
7. How does a yeti build a snowman? ‘Yeti’ carefully!
8. Why did the yeti bring a map to the ski resort? Because he didn’t want to get ‘snow’ lost!
9. What did the yeti say when he slipped on the ice? “I’ve made a ‘glacier’ mistake!”
10. Why was the yeti so good at hide-and-seek? Because he’s a ‘snow’master!
11. What’s a yeti’s favorite bedtime story? ‘Goldilocks and the Three Snowmen’!
12. How does a yeti answer the phone? “Snow who’s calling?”
13. What do you get when you cross a yeti with a kangaroo? A ‘hop’ominable snowman!
14. Why did the yeti bring a ladder to the Arctic? In case he needed to reach the ‘peak’ of perfection!
15. What’s a yeti’s favorite sport? ‘Snow’ball fighting!
16. Why did the yeti go to school? To learn how to read ‘snow’graphs!
17. How does a yeti keep his teeth clean? With ‘ice’-floss!
18. Why did the yeti bring a camera to the mountain? To capture all the ‘abominable’ moments!
19. What’s a yeti’s favorite snack? ‘Ice’ cream cones!
20. Why was the yeti always so happy? Because he had a ‘snow’mazing sense of humor!

20 More Arctic Abominable Antics: Yeti Jokes to Keep You Chuckling!

1. Why did the yeti bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the cooler was on the rooftop!
2. What do yetis use to navigate through the snow? Their “snowmeters”!
3. How do yetis keep warm during the winter? They snuggle up with a hot cocoa and a good abominable snowman book!
4. Why was the yeti such a good dancer? Because it had “ice” moves!
5. What did the yeti say to its crush? “You make my heart freeze over!”
6. Why don’t yetis ever get lost? Because they always follow their “snows”!
7. How do yetis communicate in the mountains? They use their “avalanche” of words!
8. What’s a yeti’s favorite type of music? “Ice” rock!
9. Why did the yeti break up with its partner? Because they were always “snowed” under!
10. What do you call a yeti’s favorite dessert? “Snow-cone” cake!
11. Why did the yeti refuse to share its secrets? Because they were “snow” confidential!
12. What do you get when you cross a yeti with a vampire? Frostbite!
13. How do yetis stay in shape? They do “blizzard” workouts!
14. Why did the yeti refuse to fight? Because it preferred “peaceful co-exist-ice”!
15. What’s a yeti’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a chilling plot!
16. Why did the yeti bring a map to the party? Because it didn’t want to “snow” up lost!
17. How do yetis greet each other? With a “brrrr-illiant” smile!
18. Why did the yeti start a band? Because it wanted to make “snow” music!
19. What’s a yeti’s favorite game? Freeze tag!
20. Why was the yeti such a great storyteller? Because it always had “snow” much to tell!

1. Why did the yeti bring a flashlight to the party? Because it heard the night was going to be “snow” dark!
2. What do you call a yeti’s favorite dessert? Snow-cone pudding!
3. Why did the yeti refuse to share its snacks? Because it was “ice-olated”!
4. How does a yeti start a conversation? It breaks the ice!
5. Why don’t yetis ever get lost? Because they always know “which way the snow blows”!
6. What’s a yeti’s favorite type of pizza? One with “snow-white” cheese!
7. Why did the yeti wear a tie to the party? Because it wanted to look “snow-phisticated”!
8. How does a yeti answer the phone? “Snow who’s calling?”
9. Why did the yeti bring a shovel to the beach? Because it heard the sand was turning into “snow”!
10. What did the yeti say when it won an award? “I’d like to thank my ‘snow-some’ supporters!”
11. Why did the yeti go to school? To brush up on its “snow-lutions”!
12. Why did the yeti become a comedian? Because it had “snow” much material!
13. What’s a yeti’s favorite holiday? “Christmas in July”!
14. Why was the yeti always invited to parties? Because it knew how to “break the ice”!
15. How does a yeti take its coffee? With a “snow-cial” blend!
16. Why did the yeti bring a map to the picnic? Because it heard there were “snow much” to explore!
17. What did the yeti say to the snowman? “You melt my heart!”
18. Why don’t yetis play hide and seek in the snow? Because good luck hiding when you’re “snow” white!
19. Why did the yeti wear sunglasses? Because of the “snow-glare”!
20. What’s a yeti’s favorite kind of sandwich? Iceberg lettuce and snow-cumber!

Another 20 Frosty Funnies: Yeti Yucks to Warm Your Heart!

1. Why did the yeti bring a loaf of bread to the party? Because it wanted to make “cheesy” sandwiches!
2. What did the yeti say to the cheese? “You’re grate!”
3. How does a yeti like its cheeseburgers? With extra “snow-sauce”!
4. Why did the yeti go to cheese school? To get “grater” knowledge!
5. What’s a yeti’s favorite cheese? Brie-zy!
6. Why did the yeti bring a cheese platter to the picnic? Because it wanted to “melt” some hearts!
7. How does a yeti cut cheese? With a “snow-knife”!
8. What did the yeti say when it saw a cheesy movie? “That was gouda-nough for me!”
9. Why did the yeti refuse to share its cheese? Because it was “snow” attached!
10. How does a yeti listen to music? With its “ear-brie”ers!
11. What’s a yeti’s favorite type of cheese? “Cheddar to the heart!”
12. Why did the yeti take a cheese-making class? Because it wanted to be a “grate” chef!
13. What do you call a yeti who loves cheese puns? A cheesy abominable snowman!
14. Why did the yeti bring a cheese wheel to the wedding? Because it wanted to “brie” the life of the party!
15. How does a yeti decorate its cheese platter? With “snow-cute” designs!
16. Why did the yeti become a cheese connoisseur? Because it wanted to be the “brie-st”!
17. What’s a yeti’s favorite cheese joke? Anything “feta-cious”!
18. Why did the yeti wear a cheese hat? Because it was feeling “gouda”!
19. How does a yeti play the piano? With “snow-te” fingers!
20. What did the yeti say when it found a cheesy treasure? “This is grate!”

1. Why did the yeti bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the snow cones were on the roof!
2. What do you call a yeti with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
3. How does a yeti like his coffee? Ice-cold and snow-stirred!
4. Why did the yeti sit on the iceberg? He wanted to chill out!
5. What’s a yeti’s favorite type of music? Ice, ice, baby!
6. How does a yeti part his hair? With an ice pick!
7. What do you get when you cross a yeti with a vampire? Frostbite!
8. Why did the yeti join a band? He heard they were playing cool tunes!
9. How does a yeti keep his fur looking good? With snow conditioner!
10. What did the yeti say to the snowman? “Do you wanna build a snow-cousin?”
11. Why did the yeti bring a spoon to the snowball fight? He wanted to eat victory!
12. What’s a yeti’s favorite dessert? Ice cream—straight from the glacier!
13. Why don’t yetis ever get lost? Because they always know their bearings!
14. What did the yeti say when he finished his meal? “That hit the ice spot!”
15. How do yetis stay warm in the winter? They hibernate in heated igloos!
16. What do you call a yeti with a GPS? A snow navigator!
17. Why did the yeti wear sunglasses? He didn’t want snow blindness!
18. What’s a yeti’s favorite game? Freezer tag!
19. Why did the yeti refuse to share his ice cream? He was too selfish with his frosty treats!
20. What do you call a yeti who loves to dance? The Abominable Boogie-man!

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