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  1. Why did the wookie go to the hair salon? Because he wanted a Chewie makeover!
  2. What did the wookie say when he won the lottery? “Wookiee! I’m rich!”
  3. How does a wookie like his steak? Chew-bacca-rare!
  4. Why did the wookie bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
  5. What did the wookie say to the stormtrooper who asked for directions? “Let me Wookiee it up for you.”
  6. Why did the wookie go to school? To get his “Fur-st Degree”!
  7. What’s a wookie’s favorite kind of music? Heavy Chew-bacca!
  8. Why did the wookie become an artist? He wanted to draw attention to himself!
  9. What do you call a wookie who loves to gamble? A high-rollerbacca!
  10. Why was the wookie always calm and collected? Because he practiced Jedi mind tricks!
  11. How does a wookie keep in touch with friends? Through Wookiee-chat!
  12. What did the wookie say to his Valentine? “I love you more than I love Kashyyyk!”
  13. Why did the wookie bring a map to the Millennium Falcon? Because he didn’t want to get Chew-lost!
  14. What did the wookie say when he stubbed his toe? “Chew-ouch!”
  15. Why did the wookie bring a pillow to the meeting? Because he wanted to Chew-bacca and relax!
  16. What did the wookie say when he entered the cantina? “I’m here to Chew-bacca on some snacks!”
  17. Why did the wookie go to the library? Because he heard they had Wookiee encyclopedias!
  18. What do you call a wookie who loves to dance? A Groovybacca!
  19. Why did the wookie bring a shovel to the beach? He wanted to dig for buried Chew-treasure!
  20. What did the wookie say when he won the race? “I’m Wookiee of the track!”
  1. Why did the wookie go to the party alone? Because he couldn’t find his Solo!
  2. What’s a wookie’s favorite game? Hide and Chewie!
  3. Why was the wookie always calm during battles? Because he had a lot of Chew-bacca gum!
  4. What did the wookie say to his therapist? “I’m feeling a little Chew-nerved.”
  5. Why did the wookie bring a ladder to the dance floor? Because he wanted to reach the Chew-nelights!
  6. What did the wookie say to the bartender? “Give me something strong, I’m feeling a little Chew-tired.”
  7. Why did the wookie bring a towel to the party? To dry off after all the Chew-bacchanal!
  8. What did the wookie say when he couldn’t find his comb? “I guess I’ll just have to go with the Chew-look!”
  9. Why did the wookie bring a backpack to the movie theater? Because he wanted to smuggle in some Chew-pcorn!
  10. What did the wookie say when he got stuck in traffic? “I guess I’ll just have to Chew-bacca a while.”
  11. Why did the wookie join the band? Because he was a great Chew-nician!
  12. What did the wookie say when he couldn’t find his keys? “Looks like I’ll have to Chew-search!”
  13. Why did the wookie refuse to play cards with the droids? Because they always had a Chew-p in their circuits!
  14. What did the wookie say when his friend asked if he wanted to go camping? “Sure, I love the great outdoors, but I hope there’s no Ewoks trying to start a Chew-fire!”
  15. Why did the wookie bring a map to the Millennium Falcon? Because he didn’t want to get Chew-lost in space!
  16. What did the wookie say to his friend who asked for a loan? “I can’t lend you any money, I’m a little Chew-skinned at the moment!”
  17. Why did the wookie bring a dictionary to the party? Because he wanted to Chew-p up on his vocabulary!
  18. What did the wookie say when he tripped over his own feet? “I guess I need to work on my Chew-balancing act!”
  19. Why did the wookie bring a magnifying glass to the beach? Because he wanted to see if he could find any tiny Chew-sels!
  20. What did the wookie say when his friend asked how he was feeling? “I’m feeling pretty Chew-tastic, thanks for asking!”

  1. Why did the wookie bring a calculator to the chess game? Because he wanted to calculate his next Chew-move!
  2. What did the wookie say when he solved the Rubik’s Cube? “Looks like I’ve Chew-ned it!”
  3. Why did the wookie become a mathematician? Because he was a natural at Chew-nometry!
  4. What did the wookie say when he aced his exam? “I guess I really Chew-studied!”
  5. Why did the wookie bring a map to the art gallery? Because he wanted to find the Chew-rista’s masterpieces!
  6. What did the wookie say when he mastered the guitar? “I’m quite the Chew-nician, aren’t I?”
  7. Why did the wookie bring a magnifying glass to the library? Because he wanted to Chew-se through the pages!
  8. What did the wookie say when he won the marathon? “I guess I really Chew-powered through!”
  9. Why did the wookie bring a pen to the concert? Because he wanted to take Chew-notes!
  10. What did the wookie say when he solved the mystery? “It was quite the Chew-doku!”
  11. Why did the wookie become an engineer? Because he loved to Chew-nalyze complex systems!
  12. What did the wookie say when he fixed the spaceship? “Looks like I’ve Chew-paired it!”
  13. Why did the wookie bring a telescope to the picnic? Because he wanted to Chew-n the stars!
  14. What did the wookie say when he won the spelling bee? “I guess I really Chew-know my letters!”
  15. Why did the wookie bring a map to the beach? Because he wanted to Chew-rk out the best spot!
  16. What did the wookie say when he finished the crossword puzzle? “That was a real Chew-llenge!”
  17. Why did the wookie bring a ruler to the concert? Because he wanted to see if the band was playing to Chew-time!
  18. What did the wookie say when he found the treasure? “Looks like I’ve struck Chew-gold!”
  19. Why did the wookie bring a compass to the forest? Because he didn’t want to get Chew-lost!
  20. What did the wookie say when he completed the maze? “I navigated it with Chew-ease!”
  1. Why did the wookie bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the Chew-p shelf!
  2. What did the wookie say to his friend who asked for a lift? “Sorry, my Millennium Falcon only has one Chew-seat!”
  3. Why was the wookie always calm during battles? Because he knew how to keep his Chew-l!
  4. What did the wookie say to the librarian? “I’m looking for books on Chew-mistry.”
  5. Why did the wookie wear sunglasses? Because he didn’t want anyone to see his Chew-dows!
  6. Why did the wookie bring a map to the park? Because he didn’t want to get Chew-lost in the woods!
  7. What did the wookie say when he saw his friend wearing the same outfit? “Looks like we’re both in Chew-trend!”
  8. Why did the wookie bring a broom to the concert? Because he wanted to sweep to the Chew-ne’s rhythm!
  9. What did the wookie say when he couldn’t find his keys? “I must have left them in my Chew-bacca!”
  10. Why did the wookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little Chew-nder the weather!
  11. What did the wookie say when he won the lottery? “Looks like I’m Chew-py now!”
  12. Why did the wookie bring a hammer to the dance floor? Because he wanted to Chew-nail his moves!
  13. What did the wookie say to his friend who was afraid of heights? “Don’t worry, I’ll be your Chew-perhero!”
  14. Why did the wookie bring a dictionary to the beach? Because he wanted to learn some new Chew-words!
  15. What did the wookie say when he heard a bad joke? “That’s the worst Chew-nchline I’ve ever heard!”
  16. Why did the wookie bring a map to the concert? Because he wanted to make sure he didn’t miss a Chew-note!
  17. What did the wookie say when his friend asked for a bite of his sandwich? “Sorry, it’s Chew-t!”
  18. Why did the wookie bring a pillow to the party? Because he wanted to have a Chew-sleepover!
  19. What did the wookie say when he won the race? “I guess I really Chew-sed the competition!”
  20. Why did the wookie bring a suitcase to the park? Because he was planning a Chew-cation!

  1. Why did the wookie bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the higher the wookie, the closer to the stars!
  2. How does a wookie keep his fur looking so smooth? He uses a Wookie-of-a-kind conditioner!
  3. Why did the wookie become a librarian? Because he loves a good book and a wookiepedia!
  4. What did the wookie say to the barber? “I need a little off the top… and a lot off the bottom!”
  5. How do you know if a wookie has been using your computer? You find Chewbacca in your browser history!
  6. Why did the wookie go to art school? He wanted to brush up on his wookmanship!
  7. Why did the wookie go to the dentist? He had a bad case of Chew-bacca cavities!
  8. How does a wookie like his steak cooked? Medium Wook!
  9. Why did the wookie go to space? He heard there were plenty of “wook”-stars!
  10. What did the wookie say when he stubbed his toe? “Aaarrrrggghhhh-owwwwww!”
  11. Why don’t wookies ever get lost? Because they always follow their Chewie instincts!
  12. How does a wookie apologize? With a big, heartfelt “Wrrraaargh!”
  13. Why was the wookie banned from the casino? He kept winning all the “Wook-jack” games!
  14. What’s a wookie’s favorite ice cream flavor? Chewy Chocolate Chunk!
  15. Why did the wookie bring a suitcase to the beach? He heard the waves were “wook”ing!
  16. How does a wookie answer the phone? With a “Wrrraaargh-lo?”
  17. Why did the wookie bring a spoon to the duel? He heard it was a “wookie mistake” to bring a knife!
  18. What’s a wookie’s favorite holiday? “Wookiee Life Day,” of course!
  19. Why did the wookie go to the music store? He wanted to buy a new “Wook-box”!
  20. What’s a wookie’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Wookiee Fortune!”
  1. Why did the wookie bring a ladder to school? Because he heard the class was going to be on a higher level!
  2. What do you call a wookie who loves to dance? A fur-ocious dancer!
  3. Why don’t wookie kids play hide and seek with droids? Because they always find them Chew-bacca!
  4. How does a wookie fix a broken spaceship? With Chew-pair tools!
  5. Why did the wookie go to the doctor? Because he had a bad case of Chew-bacca!
  6. What’s a wookie’s favorite type of music? Heavy Chew-nk!
  7. Why did the wookie bring a pillow to school? Because he wanted to take a Chew-nap!
  8. What’s a wookie’s favorite subject in school? Hair-ithmetic!
  9. Why did the wookie sit on the clock? He wanted to be on Chew-bacca time!
  10. What did the wookie say to the bartender? “I’ll have a Chew-sy drink, please!”
  11. Why did the wookie become an artist? Because he wanted to draw Chew-portraits!
  12. What’s a wookie’s favorite game? Hide and Chew!
  13. Why did the wookie go to space? To visit the Chew-niverse!
  14. What’s a wookie’s favorite type of cookie? Chewy chocolate chip!
  15. Why did the wookie bring a map to school? Because he heard they were learning about the Chew-lactic Empire!
  16. What’s a wookie’s favorite day of the week? Chew-sday!
  17. Why was the wookie always calm during tests? Because he had a lot of Chew-sdom!
  18. What do you call a wookie who loves to tell jokes? A laugh-a-Chew!
  19. Why did the wookie bring a broom to school? Because he wanted to sweep the Chew-floor!
  20. What’s a wookie’s favorite sport? Chew-ball!

  1. Why did the wookie bring a comb to the party? Because he wanted to make sure his Chew-bacca looked good!
  2. What’s a wookie’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a droid? Because you’ve activated my Chew-sensors!”
  3. Why did the wookie refuse to join the choir? Because he didn’t want to be a part of the Chew-ral group!
  4. What’s a wookie’s favorite type of wine? A full-bodied Chew-vignon Blanc!
  5. Why did the wookie break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn’t handle his Chew-tastic personality!
  6. What do you call a wookie who loves to party? The life of the Chew-bacca!
  7. Why did the wookie go to therapy? He had too many unresolved Chew-ssues!
  8. What’s a wookie’s favorite type of literature? Chew-petry!
  9. Why did the wookie refuse to go on a blind date? Because he didn’t want to risk it being a Chew-mistake!
  10. What’s a wookie’s favorite type of vacation? A Chew-nical retreat!
  11. Why did the wookie go to the gym? He wanted to work on his Chew-ps!
  12. What’s a wookie’s favorite type of technology? Chew-nology!
  13. Why did the wookie become a detective? Because he had a keen Chew-sense!
  14. What’s a wookie’s favorite type of dessert? Chew-olate cake!
  15. Why did the wookie join a cooking class? He wanted to master the art of Chew-sine!
  16. What’s a wookie’s favorite type of movie? Chew-tastic action flicks!
  17. Why did the wookie start a band? Because he had a great Chew-nique!
  18. What’s a wookie’s favorite type of pet? A Chew-wawa!
  19. Why did the wookie become a philosopher? He wanted to explore the depths of Chew-nsciousness!
  20. What’s a wookie’s favorite type of joke? Anything with a good Chew-nchline!
  1. Why did the wookie bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the food was on the Chew-p shelf!
  2. What’s a wookie’s favorite type of sandwich? Peanut Chew-tter and Jelly!
  3. Why did the wookie become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow his own Chew-berries!
  4. What’s a wookie’s favorite type of exercise? Chew-ups and Chew-downs!
  5. Why did the wookie become a referee? Because he wanted to make sure everything was Chew-fair!
  6. Why did the wookie go to the beach? To catch some Chew-s!
  7. What’s a wookie’s favorite type of footwear? Chew-s!
  8. Why did the wookie bring a map to the picnic? Because he wanted to find the Chew-nic spot!
  9. What’s a wookie’s favorite type of music? Rock and Chew!
  10. Why did the wookie become a chef? Because he wanted to cook up some Chew-rmets!
  11. Why did the wookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little Chew-nder the weather!
  12. What’s a wookie’s favorite holiday? Chew-ristmas!
  13. Why did the wookie become a teacher? Because he wanted to impart some Chew-sdom!
  14. What’s a wookie’s favorite type of joke? Chew-kle-inducing puns!
  15. Why did the wookie go to the art museum? To appreciate some Chew-stic masterpieces!
  16. What’s a wookie’s favorite mode of transportation? Chew-ber!
  17. Why did the wookie bring a dictionary to the party? To brush up on his Chew-bulary!
  18. What’s a wookie’s favorite type of cereal? Frosted Chew-os!
  19. Why did the wookie become a barber? Because he wanted to give everyone a fresh Chew-cup!
  20. What’s a wookie’s favorite type of movie? Chew-dramas with a twist!

  1. Why did the wookie bring a toothbrush to the party? Because he wanted to brush up on his Chew-nique moves!
  2. What did the wookie say when he won the dance competition? “I’m on a roll, I’m a real Chew-perstar!”
  3. Why did the wookie open a bakery? Because he wanted to make Chew-tastic pastries!
  4. What did the wookie say to his crush? “You’re the missing piece in my Chewzzle!”
  5. Why did the wookie become a comedian? Because he had a knack for making everyone laugh with his Chew-ky jokes!
  6. What did the wookie say to the droid who kept interrupting him? “Hey, can you please give me some space? I’m trying to Chew-n my thoughts!”
  7. Why did the wookie go to the dentist? Because he had a cavity in his Chew-bacca!
  8. What’s a wookie’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Chew-lionaire?”
  9. Why did the wookie bring a mirror to the party? So he could admire his Chew-tiful reflection!
  10. What did the wookie say when he accidentally stepped on a droid’s foot? “Oops, I didn’t mean to Chew-n on your toes!”
  11. Why did the wookie start a band with his friends? Because they wanted to create some Chew-nesical harmony!
  12. What did the wookie say when he found the perfect camping spot? “This place is so Chew-riffic, I can’t bear to leave!”
  13. Why did the wookie go to the library? Because he wanted to check out some Chew-sy novels!
  14. What did the wookie say when he saw his friend wearing a funny hat? “Nice hat, it really suits your Chew-nny personality!”
  15. Why did the wookie become a lifeguard? Because he wanted to make sure everyone stayed afloat in the Chew-sea of life!
  16. What did the wookie say when he finally finished his puzzle? “That was a real Chew-pendous challenge!”
  17. Why did the wookie go to the farmer’s market? Because he wanted to pick up some fresh Chew-vegetables!
  18. What did the wookie say when he accidentally spilled his drink? “Sorry, I didn’t mean to create a Chew-tastrophy!”
  19. Why did the wookie become a chef? Because he had a natural talent for creating Chew-licious dishes!
  20. What did the wookie say when he found a lost wallet? “I’ll hold onto this until I find the Chew-ner!”

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