240+ Jokes You’ll Pretend to Get

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240+ Jokes You’ll Pretend to Get

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Imagine being on the edge of a secret world, where every word sparkles with wit and every punchline dances just out of reach. Enter the realm where understanding is an exclusive club and not everyone holds the key. You think you’re in on the joke? Think again. This is a place where comprehension is an art form, and missing the point is half the fun. Ready to discover the humor that’s always a step ahead, where every “you wouldn’t get it” is an invitation to laugh harder and think sharper? Buckle up—this ride is about to get hilariously cryptic.

20 Puzzlers Beyond Your Grasp

  1. Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish. You wouldn’t get it.
  2. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. You wouldn’t get it.
  3. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. You wouldn’t get it.
  4. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! You wouldn’t get it.
  5. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience. You wouldn’t get it.
  6. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks. You wouldn’t get it.
  7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite. You wouldn’t get it.
  8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. You wouldn’t get it.
  9. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. You wouldn’t get it.
  10. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go. You wouldn’t get it.
  11. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory. You wouldn’t get it.
  12. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. You wouldn’t get it.
  13. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it. You wouldn’t get it.
  14. What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead. You wouldn’t get it.
  15. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well. You wouldn’t get it.
  16. Why don’t trees take tests? Because they’d get stumped. You wouldn’t get it.
  17. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music. You wouldn’t get it.
  18. Why did the mushroom go to the party alone? Because he’s a fungi. You wouldn’t get it.
  19. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut. You wouldn’t get it.
  20. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. You wouldn’t get it.
  1. Why did the woodchuck start a band? Because it could chuck wood and roll out the beats!
  2. What do you call a woodchuck with a black belt in karate? Chuck Norris!
  3. Why did the woodchuck bring a ladder to the forest? It wanted to chuck wood on a higher level!
  4. How does a woodchuck answer the phone? “Chuck hello, who’s there?”
  5. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite dance move? The Chuckle Shuffle!
  6. Why did the woodchuck become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of the missing wood!
  7. What did one woodchuck say to the other at the comedy club? “You really know how to chuckle up a good time!”
  8. How does a woodchuck stay in shape? It does log-robics!
  9. Why did the woodchuck become a chef? It wanted to master the art of chuck-roasting!
  10. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite game? Chuck and Seek!
  11. Why did the woodchuck start a YouTube channel? To showcase its incredible wood-chucking skills!
  12. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite type of music? Chuck ‘n’ Roll!
  13. How does a woodchuck express its emotions? Through log-ic and chuckles!
  14. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite movie? “The Chuckfather”!
  15. Why did the woodchuck become a magician? It wanted to make wood disappear with a flick of its paw!
  16. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite dessert? Chuckolate cake!
  17. How did the woodchuck win the race? It knew how to chuck and roll!
  18. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite exercise equipment? The chuckmill!
  19. Why did the woodchuck open a bakery? It wanted to create the best chuckleberry pies in town!
  20. How does a woodchuck apologize? It says, “I’m sorry if I chucked up!”
  1. Why did the woodchuck start a rock band? It wanted to chuck some serious beats!
  2. What did the woodchuck say to the tree? “I’m just here for a little bark, not a big bite!”
  3. How does a woodchuck answer the phone? “Chuck you later!”
  4. Why did the woodchuck become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of how much wood it could chuck!
  5. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite dance move? The Chuckle Shuffle!
  6. Why did the woodchuck bring a ladder to the forest? It heard the trees were great for climbing, but it needed a boost!
  7. What did one woodchuck say to the other at the comedy club? “You really know how to chuckle up a storm!”
  8. How does a woodchuck start a conversation? It chucks in a few jokes!
  9. Why did the woodchuck apply for a job in construction? It wanted to be a chuck-of-all-trades!
  10. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite TV show? “Chuck Norris: Wood Edition!”
  11. How does a woodchuck express its feelings? Through log-ic!
  12. Why did the woodchuck become a chef? It wanted to master the art of chuck-roasting!
  13. What do you call a woodchuck who practices martial arts? Chuck Lee!
  14. Why did the woodchuck bring a pencil to the forest? It wanted to draw some chuckles!
  15. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite game? Chuck and Seek!
  16. How does a woodchuck apologize? It says, “I’m sorry if I chucked up!”
  17. Why did the woodchuck start a gardening club? It wanted to learn how to grow chuckberries!
  18. What did the woodchuck say to the annoying log? “You’re really starting to chuck my patience!”
  19. How does a woodchuck send a letter? With a chuckstamp!
  20. Why did the woodchuck bring a suitcase to the forest? It was going on a chuckcation!

Another 20 Enigmas You Won’t Crack

  1. Why did the woodchuck enroll in comedy school? To perfect its chuckling skills!
  2. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite dance move? The Chuckle Shuffle!
  3. How does a woodchuck answer the phone? “Chuck you later!”
  4. Why did the woodchuck start a band? It wanted to play the chucktar!
  5. What do you call a woodchuck with a black belt? A Chuck Norris!
  6. Why did the woodchuck become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of the missing logs!
  7. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite social media platform? Chucktok!
  8. How does a woodchuck relax after a hard day’s work? With a chuckle bath!
  9. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a chuckle-worthy plot!
  10. Why did the woodchuck become a chef? It wanted to master the art of chuckling up delicious meals!
  11. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Chuckle-ionaire?”
  12. How does a woodchuck express affection? By giving you a chuckle and a hug!
  13. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite superhero? Captain Chuckle!
  14. Why did the woodchuck become a gardener? It wanted to grow its own chuckleberries!
  15. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite ice cream flavor? Chuckleberry swirl!
  16. How does a woodchuck stay in shape? By doing the Chuckle-aerobics!
  17. Why did the woodchuck start a blog? To share its chuckle-worthy thoughts with the world!
  18. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite holiday? Groundchuckle Day!
  19. Why did the woodchuck go to space? To explore the chuckliverse!
  20. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite bedtime story? “The Adventures of Sir Chuckle-lot!”
  1. Why did the woodchuck become a comedian? It had a talent for “chuckling” up laughs!
  2. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite genre of music? Chuck ‘n’ Roll!
  3. How does a woodchuck start a conversation? With a chuckle and a nod!
  4. Why did the woodchuck apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to work with dough that could be “chucked” around!
  5. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite exercise? Chuck-ups!
  6. Why did the woodchuck start a fashion line? It had a great sense of “chic”!
  7. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite board game? Chuckers!
  8. How does a woodchuck apologize? With a “chucklesorry!”
  9. Why did the woodchuck go to school? To brush up on its “chuck”nology!
  10. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite social media platform? Chuckstagram!
  11. Why did the woodchuck bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the top “chuck”!
  12. How does a woodchuck stay organized? With a chuckle-calendar!
  13. Why did the woodchuck become a chef? It wanted to master the art of “chuckle”cious meals!
  14. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite movie? “The Good, the Bad, and the Chuckle!”
  15. How does a woodchuck navigate the internet? By using a chuckle-search engine!
  16. Why did the woodchuck bring a suitcase to the forest? It was going on a “chuck”cation!
  17. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite subject in school? “Chuckle”gy!
  18. Why did the woodchuck start a band? It wanted to play the chuckle-drums!
  19. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite dessert? Chuckleberry pie!
  20. How does a woodchuck make a decision? It flips a “chuckle” coin!
  1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. You wouldn’t get it.
  2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. You wouldn’t understand.
  3. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. You wouldn’t get it.
  4. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out. You wouldn’t get it.
  5. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. You wouldn’t get it.
  6. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. You wouldn’t get it.
  7. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. You wouldn’t get it.
  8. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner. You wouldn’t get it.
  9. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. You wouldn’t get it.
  10. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. You wouldn’t get it.
  11. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. You wouldn’t get it.
  12. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything. You wouldn’t get it.
  13. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. You wouldn’t get it.
  14. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go. You wouldn’t get it.
  15. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory. You wouldn’t get it.
  16. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up. You wouldn’t get it.
  17. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. You wouldn’t get it.
  18. How do you organize a space party? You planet. You wouldn’t get it.
  19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. You wouldn’t get it.
  20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite. You wouldn’t get it.

Another 20 Mysteries Beyond Comprehension

  1. Why did the mushroom go to the party alone? Because he’s a fungi. You wouldn’t get it.
  2. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut. You wouldn’t get it.
  3. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks. You wouldn’t get it.
  4. Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish. You wouldn’t get it.
  5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite. You wouldn’t get it.
  6. Why did the math teacher eat his homework? Because it was a piece of cake. You wouldn’t get it.
  7. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. You wouldn’t get it.
  8. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! You wouldn’t get it.
  9. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience. You wouldn’t get it.
  10. Why do elephants never use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse. You wouldn’t get it.
  11. Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because you can see right through them. You wouldn’t get it.
  12. What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead. You wouldn’t get it.
  13. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it. You wouldn’t get it.
  14. How do you organize a space party? You planet. You wouldn’t get it.
  15. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well. You wouldn’t get it.
  16. Why don’t trees take tests? Because they’d get stumped. You wouldn’t get it.
  17. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. You wouldn’t get it.
  18. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! You wouldn’t get it.
  19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. You wouldn’t get it.
  20. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music. You wouldn’t get it.
  1. Why did the woodchuck decide to become a motivational speaker? Because it believed in the power of “chuck”ing up your life and digging deep for success!
  2. Once upon a time, a woodchuck walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve woodchucks here.” The woodchuck replied, “That’s okay; I only came for the peanuts!”
  3. There was a woodchuck who wanted to become a pilot. It enrolled in flight school and aced all the exams. On its first solo flight, it chuckled all the way through the clouds, proving that woodchucks can fly – with a sense of humor!
  4. Why did the woodchuck join a rock band? Because it wanted to be the “chuck”tar hero and roll with the rhythm of the forest!
  5. One day, a woodchuck decided to open a detective agency. Its first case was to find out who was stealing all the acorns. The woodchuck cracked the case wide open, revealing a gang of sneaky squirrels – they just couldn’t resist the “chuck”le-worthy stash!
  6. What happened when the woodchuck entered a talent show? It brought the house down with its amazing ability to “chuck”le on cue. The audience was left in awe of the chuckle-master!
  7. Why did the woodchuck start a gardening club? Because it had a knack for planting “chuckle”berries and wanted to share the joy of laughter in the soil!
  8. Once, a woodchuck tried its hand at stand-up comedy. It delivered a series of jokes about logs, forests, and of course, chuckling. The audience loved it and declared the woodchuck the “King of Chuckles”!
  9. There was a woodchuck who wanted to break a world record. It attempted to chuckle continuously for 24 hours straight. In the end, it not only set a record but also made everyone around it laugh uncontrollably!
  10. Why did the woodchuck go to therapy? It had too much on its mind and needed someone to help it “chuck” out its problems!
  11. One day, a woodchuck decided to host a cooking show. Its signature dish? Chuckleberry pancakes, of course! The show became a hit, proving that laughter is the secret ingredient to a delicious meal!
  12. What happened when the woodchuck entered a dance competition? It wowed the judges with its smooth moves and impeccable chuckling rhythm. The woodchuck took home the trophy and the title of “Dance Chuck”!
  13. Why did the woodchuck become a time traveler? It wanted to explore different eras and share its unique brand of humor across the ages. The woodchuck’s time-traveling tales became legendary!
  14. Once, a woodchuck decided to write a book about its life. The title? “Chucking It All: A Woodchuck’s Journey to Laughter.” The book became a bestseller, inspiring readers to find joy in every chuckle!
  15. Why did the woodchuck start a tech company? It wanted to create the ultimate chuckle app that would revolutionize the way we laugh. The app went viral, making the woodchuck a tech mogul!
  16. There was a woodchuck who dreamed of becoming a movie star. It auditioned for a role in a comedy film and stole the show with its infectious chuckle. The woodchuck’s performance earned it an Oscar for “Best Chuckle in a Leading Role”!
  17. Why did the woodchuck become a magician? It could make acorns disappear with a chuckle and reappear in the most unexpected places. The woodchuck’s magical antics left everyone wondering, “How did it chuckle that?”
  18. Once, a woodchuck decided to organize a chuckle festival in the forest. Animals from all around attended, and it turned into a laughter-filled extravaganza. The woodchuck’s vision of spreading joy through chuckles became an annual tradition!
  19. Why did the woodchuck become a chef on a cruise ship? It wanted to sail the seas and serve up a chuckling good time to passengers. The woodchuck’s culinary skills and witty banter made it the star of the high seas!
  20. What happened when the woodchuck joined a band with other forest animals? They formed the “Chuckle Critters” and toured the woodland venues, spreading laughter and music wherever they went!
  1. Why did the woodchuck bring a ladder to school? It wanted to reach the highest branches of knowledge!
  2. How does a woodchuck start its homework? By giving it a good “chuckle”!
  3. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite subject in school? “Chuckle”ogy!
  4. Why did the woodchuck join the soccer team? It heard they needed someone who could really “chuck” the ball!
  5. What did the baby woodchuck say to its mom? “I love you a whole chuckle lot!”
  6. Why did the woodchuck bring a pencil to the forest? To draw “chuckle” trees, of course!
  7. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite bedtime story? “Goldichucks and the Three Bears.”
  8. How does a woodchuck make friends at school? By sharing its “chuckle”icious snacks!
  9. What do you call a group of woodchuck friends? The Chuckle Bunch!
  10. Why did the woodchuck wear glasses? It wanted to be a “chuckle” smarty!
  11. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite game at recess? Chuckle and Seek!
  12. How does a woodchuck get ready for a playdate? By practicing its best “chuckle” impressions!
  13. Why did the woodchuck bring a map to school? It wanted to “chuckle” out the best route to knowledge!
  14. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite toy? A Chuckle-Whittle!
  15. Why did the woodchuck start a lemonade stand? To make some extra “chuckle” change!
  16. How does a woodchuck tell a joke? By giving it a good “chuckle” and a punchline that leaves everyone giggling!
  17. What do you call a woodchuck who loves to read? A “chuckle”bookworm!
  18. Why did the woodchuck go to space camp? It wanted to be the first “chucktronaut”!
  19. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite game on a rainy day? Chuckle Puddle Jump!
  20. Why did the woodchuck bring a bag of leaves to show and tell? It wanted to share its “chuckle” collection!

20 More Riddles You’d Miss

  1. Why did the woodchuck become a great storyteller? Because it knew how to “chuck”le up a good tale!
  2. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “chuck” beat!
  3. Why did the woodchuck get a job as a lumberjack? It wanted to be a “chuck” of all trades!
  4. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite TV show? “Chuck”leVision!
  5. Why did the woodchuck start a bakery? It wanted to make sure every roll had a good “chuck” in it!
  6. How does a woodchuck answer the phone? “Hey there, Woodchuck Norris speaking – ready to chuckle!”
  7. Why did the woodchuck bring a ladder to the party? It heard the drinks were on the top “chuck”!
  8. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite sport? Chuckleball – it’s all about the perfect pitch and a good laugh!
  9. Why did the woodchuck become a gardener? It wanted to grow its own “chuckle”berries!
  10. How does a woodchuck cut its hair? With a “chuckle” trimmer!
  11. Why did the woodchuck start a comedy club? It wanted to be the “chuckle” master of ceremonies!
  12. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite holiday? Father’s “Chuckle” Day!
  13. Why did the woodchuck go to school? To learn the “chuckle” of the trade!
  14. How does a woodchuck make decisions? It flips a “chuckle” coin and lets fate decide!
  15. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite board game? Chuckleopoly – where the laughter never bankrupts!
  16. Why did the woodchuck become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of the missing “chuckle”berries!
  17. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite bedtime story? “Goldilocks and the Three Chuckles!”
  18. Why did the woodchuck become a magician? It could make acorns disappear with a “chuckle” and reappear in the funniest places!
  19. How does a woodchuck stay in shape? Chuckle-aerobics – the secret to a fit and funny physique!
  20. Why did the woodchuck start a band? It wanted to be the lead “chuck”tarist and make the forest dance to the rhythm of laughter!
  1. I told my dog a joke about fetch. He didn’t get it. You wouldn’t either.
  2. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go. You wouldn’t get it.
  3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. You wouldn’t get it.
  4. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. You wouldn’t get it.
  5. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. You wouldn’t get it.
  6. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint. You wouldn’t get it.
  7. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose. You wouldn’t get it.
  8. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory. You wouldn’t get it.
  9. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. You wouldn’t get it.
  10. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. You wouldn’t get it.
  11. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese. You wouldn’t get it.
  12. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. You wouldn’t get it.
  13. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. You wouldn’t get it.
  14. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up. You wouldn’t get it.
  15. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. You wouldn’t get it.
  16. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. You wouldn’t get it.
  17. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. You wouldn’t get it.
  18. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels. You wouldn’t get it.
  19. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. You wouldn’t get it.
  20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. You wouldn’t get it.

Another Round: 20 Puzzles You’d Miss

  1. Why did the woodchuck bring a ladder to the cheese factory? It wanted to chuckle up to the brie-zy heights!
  2. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite type of cheese? Chuck-amembert!
  3. How does a woodchuck like its cheeseburgers? With extra cheddar and a side of chuckle-fries!
  4. Why did the woodchuck become a cheese sculptor? It had a knack for chiseling out chuckle-worthy masterpieces!
  5. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite cheesy pickup line? “Are you made of wood? Because you’ve got me chuckling on a log!”
  6. How does a woodchuck enjoy its pizza? With lots of chuck-a-roni!
  7. Why did the woodchuck bring a comedian to the cheese party? To ensure there was plenty of cheddar and chuckles!
  8. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite cheesy dance move? The Chuckle Cha-Cha!
  9. Why did the woodchuck apply for a job at the cheese shop? It wanted to be the big cheese and spread laughter with every slice!
  10. What did the woodchuck say at the cheese-making class? “I’m here to learn the art of chuckling curds and whey!”
  11. Why did the woodchuck host a cheese-tasting event? It wanted to prove that laughter pairs perfectly with every cheese on the chuckle-board!
  12. How does a woodchuck celebrate Cheese-tival? By sharing cheesy jokes and enjoying a good chuckle with friends!
  13. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite type of cheese party? A chuckle and cheddar soirée!
  14. Why did the woodchuck start a cheese-themed band? Because it believed in the power of cheesy tunes and infectious chuckles!
  15. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite cheese snack? Chuckamole with nacho-cheese!
  16. How does a woodchuck express excitement at a cheese sale? “This is grate! I’m chuckling my way to dairy delight!”
  17. Why did the woodchuck become a cheese influencer? It wanted to share its love for chuckle-cheese with the world!
  18. What did the woodchuck say when it found the perfect cheese? “This is so gouda, it’s making me chuckle with joy!”
  19. Why did the woodchuck bring a joke book to the cheese factory? To add some extra laughs to the chuckle-cheddar production line!
  20. What’s a woodchuck’s favorite cheesy bedtime story? “Once Upon a Chuckle in Cheeseville!”
  1. Why don’t programmers like nature? Too many bugs. But you wouldn’t get it.
  2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. You wouldn’t get it.
  3. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. You wouldn’t understand.
  4. I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. You wouldn’t get it.
  5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything. You wouldn’t get it.
  6. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. You wouldn’t understand.
  7. I used to be a banker but I lost interest. You wouldn’t get it.
  8. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite. You wouldn’t get it.
  9. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. You wouldn’t get it.
  10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. You wouldn’t understand.
  11. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine. You wouldn’t get it.
  12. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them. You wouldn’t get it.
  13. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. You wouldn’t get it.
  14. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats. You wouldn’t get it.
  15. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. You wouldn’t get it.
  16. How do you organize a space party? You planet. You wouldn’t get it.
  17. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. You wouldn’t get it.
  18. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. You wouldn’t get it.
  19. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out. You wouldn’t get it.
  20. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. You wouldn’t get it.

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