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  1. Why did the snowman call his dog Frostbite? Because he left it out in the cold!
  2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
  3. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
  4. How does a snowman get around town? By icicle!
  5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
  6. Why don’t snowmen ever get in trouble? Because they’re always chilling!
  7. How do you know if a snowman is intelligent? He knows all the “flake” news!
  8. Why was the snowman rummaging through the freezer? He was looking for his missing snowballs!
  9. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out with some ice-cream!
  10. Why did the snowman call his friend? He wanted to have a “cool” conversation!
  11. How does a snowman travel through time? By icicle and snowboard!
  12. Why did the snowman bring a broom to the party? He heard there would be a “sweeping” dance!
  13. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
  14. Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend? She was too “cold” for him!
  15. What do snowmen use to keep their houses warm? An igloo heater!
  16. Why did the snowman bring a map to the party? Because he didn’t want to get lost in the drifts!
  17. How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you!
  18. Why was the snowman so good at solving mysteries? He always had a “cool” head!
  19. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
  20. Why did the snowman refuse to answer the phone? Because he didn’t want to get “frost” bitten!
  1. Why did the snowman bring a map to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a blizzard of fun!
  2. What did one snowflake say to the other? “I’m falling for you!”
  3. Why don’t snowmen ever get lost? Because they always know which way the wind blows!
  4. What do you call a snowman with a cold? A “chilly” Willy!
  5. Why did the snowman go to school? To learn snow-cial skills!
  6. How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you!
  7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
  8. Why was the snowman so happy? Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
  9. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you smell carrots?”
  10. Why was the snowman rummaging through the freezer? He was looking for his lost snowballs!
  11. What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Frosted flakes!
  12. Why did the snowman go to the spa? He needed to chill out!
  13. How does a snowman get around town? By icicle!
  14. Why did the snowman bring a broom to the party? He heard there would be a “sweeping” dance!
  15. What did the snowman say to the carrot? “You’re the ‘coolest’ nose I’ve ever had!”
  16. What do snowmen use to make copies? A snow-copier!
  17. Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend? She was too “icy” for him!
  18. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
  19. Why did the snowman bring a carrot to the party? In case he got hungry for a “snow-nack”!
  20. What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle!

  1. Why did the snowman refuse to answer the phone? Because he knew it was just a cold caller!
  2. What did one snowflake say to the other? “You’re one in a million, but together we’re a blizzard!”
  3. Why did the icicle go to school? Because it wanted to be a little sharper!
  4. What do you call a snowman with a carrot for a nose and a corn cob pipe? Resourceful!
  5. Why don’t snowmen ever argue? They always see eye to eye!
  6. What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice-cream, of course!
  7. How do you know if a snowman is telling a lie? You can see right through him!
  8. Why did the snowman go to therapy? He had a meltdown!
  9. What do you call a snowman with a great sense of humor? A real “snow” comedian!
  10. Why was the snowman so happy? Because he found his lost mitten and it had a five-dollar bill in it!
  11. Why did the snowman bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the punch was going to be on the roof!
  12. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat, like “ice” techno!
  13. Why don’t snowmen ever get bored? Because they have a ton of “ice-citing” activities!
  14. What do you call a snowman with a fever? A “melt” down!
  15. Why did the snowman wear a scarf? Because it was a “wrap” party!
  16. What’s a snowman’s favorite sport? Ice hockey, because they’re great at “chilling” out!
  17. Why did the snowman bring a dictionary to the snowball fight? Because he wanted to “define” his strategy!
  18. What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosted snowflakes!
  19. Why did the snowman become a detective? Because he always had a “cold” trail to follow!
  20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a computer? A frost byte!
  1. Why did the snowman go to school? To get a little “flurry” in his education!
  2. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!
  3. How do snowmen travel around? By icicle!
  4. Why was the snowman rummaging through the freezer? He was looking for his lost cool!
  5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abominable snowman!
  6. Why did the snowman call his friend? He wanted to have a “cool” conversation!
  7. What did the snowman order at the bar? A frozen daiquiri!
  8. Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend? She was too cold-hearted!
  9. How do snowmen get around? By sled-dog!
  10. What do you call a snowman who wins an award? An icebreaker!
  11. Why did the snowman go to therapy? He had too many frozen emotions!
  12. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
  13. What’s a snowman’s favorite exercise? Snowga!
  14. Why did the snowman bring a hat to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a “cool” event!
  15. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of sushi? Ice rolls!
  16. Why was the snowman so good at solving mysteries? He always had a “chilling” clue!
  17. What’s a snowman’s favorite movie? “The Ice Age”!
  18. Why did the snowman go to the beach? To catch some frostbite!
  19. What do snowmen put on their hair? Ice spray!
  20. Why was the snowman so excited? He heard there was a snowball fight and he wanted to “chill” everyone out!

  1. Why did the snowman call his friend a flake? Because he was always falling apart!
  2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
  3. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? Because they wear snow caps!
  4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
  5. What do you call a snowman with a temper? An icebreaker!
  6. Why did the snowman go to school? To improve his flurry of knowledge!
  7. What did the snowman say to the impatient carrot? “Stop sticking your nose into my business!”
  8. Why did the snowman bring a broom to the party? He heard they were having a snowball!
  9. How do snowmen greet each other? With ice to meet you!
  10. Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots? He was looking for his nose!
  11. What do snowmen do when they’re bored? They chill out!
  12. Why don’t snowmen ever get in trouble? Because they’re too cool for school!
  13. What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle!
  14. Why was the snowman such a great musician? He had a cool vibe!
  15. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you smell carrots?”
  16. How do you know if it’s too cold to go outside? If your teeth chatter without opening your mouth!
  17. What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!
  18. Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend? She was too cold-hearted!
  19. What do you call a snowman with a six-foot icicle? An ice giant!
  20. Why did the snowman refuse to wear a scarf? He was afraid it would unravel his cool image!
  1. Why was the snowman looking for a new job? He wanted to make a snowtacular career change!
  2. What do you call a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice cream cones!
  3. Why did the snowman bring a carrot to the party? Because he heard they were having a snowball fight!
  4. How does a snowman get around town? By icicle-skating!
  5. Why did the snowman go to school? To get a little bit of extra frostbite!
  6. What do you call a snowman who loves to read? Frosty the Bookworm!
  7. Why did the snowman bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
  8. How do snowmen stay warm in the winter? They keep close to the fireplace!
  9. Why did the snowman refuse to play hide and seek? Because he was afraid he’d melt in the spotlight!
  10. What do you call a snowman who won’t stop talking? Frosty the Chatterbox!
  11. Why did the snowman cross the road? To get to the snowball fight on the other side!
  12. How do you know if a snowman is having a good time? He’s snow laughing and having a blast!
  13. Why did the snowman take a hot bath? To warm up his icicles!
  14. What do you call a snowman’s favorite type of music? Ice-pop!
  15. Why did the snowman go to the doctor? He had a case of the chills!
  16. What do you call a snowman who loves math? Frosty the Snow-culator!
  17. Why did the snowman go to school? To learn how to ice-skate!
  18. How do you know if a snowman is telling a lie? You can see right through him!
  19. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice-caps!
  20. Why did the snowman go to the party alone? He couldn’t find his snow-date!

  1. Why did the snowman refuse to get a job? Because he was already chilling out all winter!
  2. What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs!
  3. Why don’t snowmen ever go to therapy? Because they’re already cold-hearted!
  4. What did the snowman say to the snowwoman? “Can I give you a warm hug?”
  5. Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always snowing him under with her problems!
  6. How does a snowman flirt? He gives you the cold shoulder!
  7. Why did the snowman bring a map to the party? Because he heard they were having a snow maze!
  8. What do snowmen use to keep their relationships spicy? Snowflakes of affection!
  9. Why was the snowman jealous of the snowwoman? Because she had an icicle figure!
  10. What do you call a snowman who’s good at flirting? A snow-flirt!
  11. Why don’t snowmen ever get in trouble? Because they’re too frosty to care!
  12. How do snowmen communicate during an argument? They give each other the cold shoulder!
  13. Why was the snowman always the life of the party? Because he knew how to break the ice!
  14. What do snowmen do when they’re feeling down? They chill out and listen to cool music!
  15. Why did the snowman refuse to join the dating app? Because he was already cold-hearted enough!
  16. What’s a snowman’s favorite kind of party? A snowball bash!
  17. Why did the snowman get in trouble with the law? He was caught in a snowstorm of trouble!
  18. What do snowmen like to drink at parties? Ice-cold cocktails!
  19. Why did the snowman go to the bar? He heard they were serving ice-cold beers!
  20. What do snowmen do to relax after a long day? They melt into a hot tub and chill out!
  1. Why don’t snowmen ever get in trouble? Because they’re too cool to break the ice!
  2. Why did the snowman bring a broom to the party? Because he heard they were sweeping the competition in the snowball fight!
  3. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of music? Ice, Ice Baby!
  4. Why don’t snowmen ever fight with each other? Because they’re too busy giving each other the cold shoulder!
  5. Why was the snowman feeling stressed? He had too many snowflakes on his mind!
  6. What did the snowman say to the snowwoman? “Do you wanna build a snow family?”
  7. Why did the snowman go to school? To learn how to give the best snow hugs!
  8. Why did the snowman wear a hat? Because it was snowing outside!
  9. What’s a snowman’s favorite sport? Ice hockey, of course!
  10. Why did the snowman refuse to play cards? Because he was afraid he’d be dealt a frosty hand!
  11. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!
  12. Why did the snowman bring a map to the party? Because he didn’t want to get lost in the snowstorm of fun!
  13. What’s a snowman’s favorite movie? Frozen, of course!
  14. Why did the snowman get a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to make dough in the winter!
  15. What did the snowman say when he won the lottery? “Snow way!”
  16. Why was the snowman feeling nervous? Because he had a meltdown in front of his crush!
  17. What’s a snowman’s favorite hobby? Snowboarding!
  18. Why don’t snowmen ever get cold? Because they’re always chillin’!
  19. Why did the snowman go to the beach? He wanted to show off his cool beach bod!
  20. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of food? Ice cream, of course!

  1. Why was the snowman looking for a job? He wanted to earn some cold, hard cash!
  2. What do snowmen wear to keep warm? Fleece Navidad!
  3. Why did the snowman bring a ruler to the party? He wanted to measure up to the competition!
  4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
  5. Why did the snowman call his friend a square? Because he was snow stuck in his ways!
  6. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
  7. Why did the snowman go to school? To get a little more snow-cation!
  8. What do you call a snowman with a cold? A chill pill!
  9. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Snowflakes!
  10. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you want to build a snowman?”
  11. Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend? She was too cold-hearted!
  12. What do you call a snowman’s dog? A snow-waggon!
  13. Why don’t snowmen ever get in trouble? Because they’re too cool for school!
  14. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of vegetable? Ice-berg lettuce!
  15. What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice-cream cake!
  16. Why did the snowman go to the dentist? He had frostbite!
  17. Why don’t snowmen ever get hungry? Because they’re always freezing!
  18. What do snowmen like to watch on TV? Ice-age documentaries!
  19. Why did the snowman bring a carrot to the party? He heard they were having a snowball fight!
  20. What do you call a snowman’s home? An ice-olated cabin!

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