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1. Why did the Welshman bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What do you call a sheep playing the piano in Wales? A baa-roke musician!
3. Why don’t Welsh people ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when there’s a sheepdog around!
4. How does a Welshman apologize? “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to cause a ewe-niverse-al problem.”
5. What do you call a Welshman with a sheep under each arm? A pimp!
6. Why don’t Welshmen ever become magicians? Because they can’t pull the wool over anyone’s eyes!
7. How did the Welshman find his sheep in the fog? Delightful, he didn’t need to look, he just followed the smell!
8. Why did the Welshman bring a sheep to the cinema? Because he heard it was a “baa-ry good movie!”
9. What’s a Welshman’s favorite type of footwear? Ewe-ggs!
10. Why did the Welshman start farming? He heard it was a great way to meet new “ewe” people!
11. Why was the Welshman’s vacation so relaxing? Because he didn’t have to worry about the hustle and “baa”stle of the city!
12. How does a Welshman order his coffee? “Just a little sheep milk, please.”
13. Why was the Welshman’s car always full of hay? Because he liked to “graze” the countryside!
14. Why don’t Welshmen play cards in the forest? Too many cheetahs!
15. What do you call a Welshman with 100 sheep? A tycoon!
16. Why did the Welshman bring a sheep to the football game? He wanted to see some “baa-ll control!”
17. How do you know when a Welshman is lying? His lips are moving!
18. Why was the Welshman always calm during storms? He was used to “ewe”turnity!
19. Why don’t Welshmen ever get lost? Because wherever they are, there’s always a sheep pointing the way home!
20. What do you get when you cross a Welshman and a sheep? A ticket to the annual Ewe-nion meeting!

1. Why did the Welshman bring a sheep to the comedy show? Because he heard it was going to be a “baa-ll”!
2. How does a Welshman answer the phone? “Ewe there?”
3. Why did the Welshman go to the doctor? He was feeling a little “sheepish”!
4. What did the Welshman say to the sheep who kept telling jokes? “Ewe crack me up!”
5. Why don’t Welshmen ever win at poker? They always “shear” off their cards!
6. How do you impress a Welshman? Show him your “baa-rilliant” sense of humor!
7. Why did the Welshman wear a wool sweater in summer? He didn’t want to feel “left out”!
8. What’s a Welshman’s favorite type of music? “Ewe-kulele” tunes!
9. Why did the Welshman bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were “ewe-nique” up there!
10. How does a Welshman make tea? With “sheep” bags!
11. Why did the Welshman bring a sheep to the dance? He wanted to show off his “baa-llroom” moves!
12. What did the Welshman say to his sheepdog when it won first place in a competition? “Ewe da best!”
13. Why was the Welshman’s computer always crashing? Too many “baa-d” connections!
14. What do you call a Welshman who loves math? A “sheep-countant”!
15. Why did the Welshman become a gardener? He heard it was a “shear” delight!
16. How does a Welshman like his eggs? “Baa-ttered” and fried!
17. Why did the Welshman bring a sheep to the picnic? He heard it was going to be a “baa-becue”!
18. What’s a Welshman’s favorite board game? “Sheep-s and Ladders”!
19. Why was the Welshman always so calm? He had a “sheep” attitude!
20. How did the Welshman know his wife was angry? She was “baa-llistic”!

1. Why did the Welshman bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
2. How does a Welshman apologize? With a sheepish grin!
3. What’s a Welshman’s favorite type of math? Sheep-ometry!
4. Why did the Welshman wear a coat while sculpting? Because he heard it was going to be shear madness!
5. How does a Welshman keep his cool? He always finds his “sheep” zen!
6. Why did the Welshman open a bakery? He heard they knead the dough!
7. What do you call a Welshman who’s a magician? A prestidigit-sheep-tator!
8. Why did the Welshman bring a sheep to the football game? He heard it was going to be a “baa-ll”!
9. How does a Welshman find his way in the dark? With his “sheep” sense of direction!
10. Why did the Welshman become a gardener? He wanted to grow his own “shear” delight!
11. What did the Welshman say to the overly flirtatious sheep? “Ewe need to stop fleecing around!”
12. Why did the Welshman bring a sheep to the comedy club? He heard they had a great sense of “baa-d” jokes!
13. How does a Welshman make tea? He lets it steep for “shear” perfection!
14. What’s a Welshman’s favorite song? “Sheep Dreams Are Made of This”!
15. Why did the Welshman become an actor? He wanted to be a “baa-rtiste”!
16. How does a Welshman greet his friends? With a “ewe-nique” hello!
17. Why did the Welshman become a tailor? He heard he could make a “baa-utiful” living!
18. What did the Welshman say to the sheep who always told lies? “You’ve goat to be kidding me!”
19. Why did the Welshman bring a sheep to the dance? He heard it was going to be a “fleece” party!
20. How does a Welshman solve a problem? With “ewe-nique” solutions!

1. Why did the Welshman bring a sheep to the cinema? Because he heard it was a “baa-ckbuster”!
2. How does a Welshman apologize for being late? He says, “I got caught in a ‘sheep’ traffic jam!”
3. Why did the Welshman bring a shovel to the beach? He heard there was a “shear” cliff nearby!
4. What’s a Welshman’s favorite dessert? Ewe-nique cheesecake!
5. Why did the Welshman become a chef? He wanted to create “baa-licious” dishes!
6. How does a Welshman start a conversation? With a “ewe” turn of phrase!
7. Why did the Welshman bring a sheep to the music concert? He heard it was going to be a “baa-nd” performance!
8. What did the Welshman say to the farmer? “Ewe-nique weather we’re having, isn’t it?”
9. Why did the Welshman bring a sheep to the park? He heard it was a “fleece” market!
10. How does a Welshman stay fit? With “baa-rre” workouts!
11. Why did the Welshman become a writer? He had a “sheepish” way with words!
12. What’s a Welshman’s favorite type of humor? “Puns-herd” jokes!
13. Why did the Welshman start a vineyard? He wanted to make “baa-rrel-aged” wine!
14. How does a Welshman relax after work? With a “shear” cup of tea!
15. Why did the Welshman bring a sheep to the art gallery? He heard it was a “baa-rt” exhibition!
16. What did the Welshman say to the sheep who wouldn’t share? “Stop being so ‘fleece-y’!”
17. Why did the Welshman become a coach? He wanted to be a “baa-ll” of inspiration!
18. How does a Welshman cheer up a friend? With a “shear” smile!
19. Why did the Welshman bring a sheep to the library? He heard it was a “baa-cklog” of good books!
20. What did the Welshman say when he couldn’t find his keys? “I’ve been ‘fleece’d’ again!”

1. Why did the Welsh long always carry a map? Because it was afraid of getting “sheep” lost!
2. How does a Welsh long greet its friends? With a “tail-waggin'” hello!
3. What do you call a Welsh long at the beach? A “surfing shepherd”!
4. Why did the Welsh long refuse to play cards? It was afraid of the “collie-shuffle”!
5. How does a Welsh long answer the phone? With a “bark” tone!
6. Why did the Welsh long bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the “high paw” shelf!
7. What’s a Welsh long’s favorite movie genre? “Paw-some adventures”!
8. Why did the Welsh long become a detective? It had a nose for “scent-sational” mysteries!
9. How does a Welsh long stay in shape? It does “barklates”!
10. What do you call a Welsh long who loves to dance? A “woofing waltzer”!
11. Why did the Welsh long become a musician? It had a natural talent for “howling” melodies!
12. What’s a Welsh long’s favorite subject in school? “Ruff-matics”!
13. Why did the Welsh long go to space? To chase its tail among the “star-dust”!
14. What’s a Welsh long’s favorite dessert? “Pup-cakes”!
15. Why did the Welsh long bring a pillow to the party? So it could have a “paws” while everyone else danced!
16. How does a Welsh long solve a problem? It “nose” the answer!
17. What’s a Welsh long’s favorite game? “Fetch” – it’s always a “ball”!
18. Why did the Welsh long become a chef? It wanted to create “tail-wagging” recipes!
19. What’s a Welsh long’s favorite holiday? “Barksgiving”!
20. Why did the Welsh long wear sunglasses? Because it didn’t want to be recognized in “pup-arazzi” photos!

1. Why did the Welsh kid bring a ladder to school? Because they heard the classes were “sheepishly” high!
2. What do you call a Welsh kid’s favorite game? “Ewe-nopoly”!
3. How does a Welsh kid greet their friends? With a “baa-tastic” hello!
4. Why was the Welsh kid always the teacher’s favorite? Because they were always “wool-behaved”!
5. What did the Welsh kid say to the naughty lamb? “You better be-‘ewe’-have!”
6. What do Welsh kids use to write? A “sheep pen”!
7. Why did the Welsh kid take a pencil to bed? To draw “sheep”!
8. What do Welsh kids eat for breakfast? “Cereal-ously” good oats!
9. Why was the Welsh kid so good at math? Because they could count sheep with the best of them!
10. What’s a Welsh kid’s favorite fairy tale? “The Woolf and the Seven Sheep”!
11. Why did the Welsh kid take a spoon to school? To have a “baa-licious” lunch!
12. What’s a Welsh kid’s favorite TV show? “Ewe’ve Been Framed”!
13. Why did the Welsh kid bring a woolly blanket to the picnic? In case they needed to “fleece” the scene!
14. What do you call a Welsh kid who loves to dance? A “barn-y dancer”!
15. Why did the Welsh kid wear earmuffs to the farm? To keep the “baa-rm” out!
16. What did the Welsh kid say when they aced the test? “Shear brilliance!”
17. Why did the Welsh kid become a magician? To pull “ewe-nique” tricks!
18. What’s a Welsh kid’s favorite outdoor activity? “Sheep herding” – they love to play pretend!
19. Why did the Welsh kid take a ruler to the field? To measure the “sheep” they counted!
20. What do you call a Welsh kid who tells jokes? A “pun-sheep-trator”!

1. Why did the Welsh adult bring a sheep to the party? Because they heard it was a “baa-sh”!
2. How does a Welsh adult start their day? With a strong cup of “sheepaccino”!
3. What do you call a Welsh adult’s favorite hobby? “Wool-gathering”!
4. Why did the Welsh adult become a chef? Because they loved to “fleece” people with their cooking!
5. What’s a Welsh adult’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a sheep farmer? Because you’ve got ‘ewe’ written all over you!”
6. Why did the Welsh adult bring a shepherd’s crook to the bar? To “hook” a good time!
7. What’s a Welsh adult’s favorite type of music? “Ewe-wave”!
8. Why did the Welsh adult take up knitting? Because they wanted to “ewe-nify” their wardrobe!
9. How does a Welsh adult unwind after a long day? With a “baa-th” and a glass of wine!
10. What’s a Welsh adult’s favorite vacation spot? “Baaa-li”!
11. Why did the Welsh adult become a gardener? Because they had a knack for “ewe-nique” landscaping!
12. What do you call a Welsh adult who loves to tell jokes? A “baa-d” comedian!
13. Why did the Welsh adult join the choir? Because they had a voice like an angel… or a sheep!
14. What’s a Welsh adult’s favorite type of car? A “sheep” convertible!
15. Why did the Welsh adult bring a woolly hat to the beach? In case they needed to “fleece” the sun!
16. What’s a Welsh adult’s favorite party game? “Pin the tail on the sheep”!
17. Why did the Welsh adult go to the petting zoo? To reminisce about their childhood “baa-rbecues”!
18. What’s a Welsh adult’s favorite drink? “Wool-ka”!
19. Why did the Welsh adult become a detective? To solve “ewe-nique” mysteries!
20. What’s a Welsh adult’s favorite bedtime story? “The Sheepherder and the Big Bad Wolf”!

1. Why did the Welsh dad bring a sheep to the football game? Because he heard it was a “baa-l!”
2. What do you call a Welsh dad’s favorite TV show? “Sheep’s Anatomy”!
3. Why did the Welsh dad take his son to the farm? Because he wanted to show him “ewe-nique” experiences!
4. What’s a Welsh dad’s favorite way to relax? Watching “baa-ll games” on TV!
5. Why did the Welsh dad become a musician? Because he had a talent for playing “baa-roque” music!
6. What do you call a Welsh dad’s favorite chair? A “sheep seat”!
7. Why did the Welsh dad become a chef? Because he loved to “shear” his culinary skills!
8. What’s a Welsh dad’s favorite bedtime story? “Little Bo Peep and the Lost Sheep”!
9. Why did the Welsh dad bring a bag of wool to the beach? In case he needed to “fleece” the sandcastle!
10. What’s a Welsh dad’s favorite type of movie? “Ewe-dramas”!
11. Why did the Welsh dad bring a map to the barbecue? Because he heard it was a “lamb-mark” event!
12. What’s a Welsh dad’s favorite dessert? “Sheep’s flan”!
13. Why did the Welsh dad become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow his own “shear” of vegetables!
14. What do you call a Welsh dad who loves puns? A “baa-d” jokester!
15. Why did the Welsh dad bring a sheep to the party? Because he wanted to have a “baa-rilliant” time!
16. What’s a Welsh dad’s favorite type of dog? A “sheep-dog” – they’re always on “fleece duty”!
17. Why did the Welsh dad wear sunglasses to the barbecue? Because the grill was “lamb-bright”!
18. What’s a Welsh dad’s favorite mode of transportation? “Ewe-ber”!
19. Why did the Welsh dad take a ruler to bed? To measure his “sheep-counting” accuracy!
20. What do you call a Welsh dad who loves to dance? A “baa-lroom dancer”!

1. Why did the Welsh cheese refuse to share? Because it was “caerphilly” guarded!
2. What’s a Welsh cheese’s favorite type of music? “Brie-thoven”!
3. Why did the Welsh cheese go to school? To get “grated” education!
4. What do you call a Welsh cheese at a party? “Gouda” company!
5. Why did the Welsh cheese become a comedian? Because it had a “cheddar-tastic” sense of humor!
6. What’s a Welsh cheese’s favorite hobby? “Curdling” up with a good book!
7. Why was the Welsh cheese so popular? Because it was “whey” too good!
8. What did the Welsh cheese say when it won an award? “I’m feeling grate-ful!”
9. Why did the Welsh cheese bring a map to the picnic? Because it didn’t want to get “lost in the whey”!
10. What’s a Welsh cheese’s favorite sport? “Brie-ketball”!
11. Why did the Welsh cheese go to the art museum? To admire the “muenster-pieces”!
12. What did the Welsh cheese say to the butter? “You’re the ‘whey’ to my heart!”
13. Why did the Welsh cheese dress up for Halloween? Because it wanted to be “feta-stic”!
14. What’s a Welsh cheese’s favorite movie? “The Gouda, the Brie, and the Ugly”!
15. Why did the Welsh cheese become a musician? Because it had “grate” rhythm!
16. What’s a Welsh cheese’s favorite holiday? “Cheddar-mas”!
17. Why did the Welsh cheese bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the snacks were on the “higher shelf”!
18. What do you call a Welsh cheese who tells jokes? A “pun-dit”!
19. Why did the Welsh cheese get a job as a detective? Because it was “gouda” solving mysteries!
20. What’s a Welsh cheese’s favorite type of car? A “cheese-wagon”!

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