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1. Why did the cloud break up with the sunshine? Because it felt too much pressure to always be bright and sunny!
2. What did the hail say to the roof? “I’ve got you covered!”
3. Why did the weather report go to therapy? It had too many emotional fronts.
4. How does a weather forecaster apologize? “I’m sorry if my predictions rained on your parade.”
5. Why did the fog go to school? To make sure it didn’t mist any lessons!
6. Why don’t weather patterns ever get along? Because they always have clashing personalities!
7. What did the lightning bolt say to the tree? “You’re shocking, but I’m electrifying!”
8. Why was the sun so bad at making friends? Because it always left people in the dark!
9. What did one raindrop say to the other? “Two’s company, but a storm’s a party!”
10. Why did the tornado break up with its girlfriend? She couldn’t handle its whirlwind lifestyle!
11. Why was the weather map so popular at parties? Because it always brought a flood of conversation!
12. What did the snowman say to the weather forecaster? “I’m really flaky about your predictions!”
13. Why did the thermometer go to school? To get a degree in temperature control!
14. Why was the fog always so forgetful? Because it kept losing itself in thought!
15. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? “Hang onto your coconuts, it’s gonna be a windy ride!”
16. Why did the cloud get detention? Because it was a little too overcast!
17. Why was the weather forecaster always confident? Because they always had high-pressure situations under control!
18. What did the raindrop say to the flower? “I’m falling for you, petal!”
19. Why did the snowflake break up with the blizzard? It felt like it was just being swept along!
20. Why did the sun get a job at the bakery? Because it’s good at rising early!

1. Why did the thunderstorm break up with its girlfriend? Because it felt like she was always trying to rain on its parade!
2. What do you call a fog that’s a terrible dancer? A mist-step!
3. Why was the weather report arrested? For being under the influence… of too much high pressure!
4. Why did the cloud bring an umbrella to the party? In case of a light drizzle of compliments!
5. How does the sun cut its hair? Eclipse it!
6. Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work? He heard there would be showers!
7. Why don’t hurricanes tell jokes? Because they always blow the punchline away!
8. What did the raindrop say to the soil? “I’ve got you covered!”
9. Why don’t weather balloons ever get invited to parties? Because they always burst everyone’s bubble!
10. Why did the fog refuse to go to the party? It heard things might get a little mist-y!
11. How do weather forecasters stay cool? They have a lot of fans!
12. Why did the cloud get a job in tech support? It was great at troubleshooting!
13. What did the tornado say to the sports car? “Wanna go for a spin?”
14. Why was the weather so emotional? It was going through a climate change!
15. Why did the snowman go to school? To get a little flakey education!
16. What do you call a snowstorm that loves to party? A blizzard bash!
17. Why don’t clouds ever make good secretaries? Because they can’t keep things under wraps!
18. Why did the sun go to therapy? It had too many rays of emotion!
19. What did the lightning bolt say to the skyscraper? “You’re shocking!”
20. Why was the fog always late for work? It kept losing track of time!

1. Why did the fog break up with the cloud? Because it found mist opportunities elsewhere!
2. What did the tornado say to the hurricane? “You spin me right round, baby, right round!”
3. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
4. What did the raindrop say to the puddle? “Let’s make a splash together!”
5. Why don’t hurricanes ever tell jokes? Because they always blow the punchline away!
6. Why was the weather forecast nervous? It was under pressure!
7. Why don’t weather reporters ever date fog? Because it’s hard to see a future with them!
8. What did one cloud say to the other during a storm? “You thunderstood me!”
9. Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work? Because he was predicting showers!
10. Why did the snowman call the weather station? He heard they had some cool forecasts!
11. What did one raindrop say to the other? “We’re falling for each other!”
12. Why did the fog go to therapy? It had too many mists in life!
13. What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunderpants!
14. Why did the weather balloon break up with its girlfriend? She was always full of hot air!
15. Why was the cloud sad? It was feeling under the weather!
16. What did the hail say to the roof? “I’ve got you covered!”
17. Why did the wind break up with the kite? It was too controlling!
18. Why don’t clouds ever get in trouble at school? Because they’re always overcast!
19. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? “Hang in there, buddy!”
20. Why was the thundercloud a great comedian? Because it always had a striking delivery!

1. Why did the cloud break up with the raindrop? It needed space to condense!
2. What did the lightning bolt say to the thunder? “You’re a real shocker!”
3. Why don’t clouds ever play hide and seek? Because they’re always visible!
4. Why did the fog bring an umbrella to the party? Just in case it mist someone!
5. What did the snowflake say to the icicle? “You’re a cool friend!”
6. Why was the weather forecast so accurate? It had a high-pressure system!
7. Why don’t hurricanes ever get invited to parties? Because they always make a whirlwind entrance!
8. What do clouds wear when it’s cold? Thunderwear!
9. Why did the thermometer go to therapy? It had temperature issues!
10. What did the hail say to the rooftop? “I’ve got you covered!”
11. Why was the fog always late? It couldn’t find its way through the mist of traffic!
12. What did one raindrop say to the other? “Let’s make a splash!”
13. Why did the sunshine get a job? It needed to shine bright like a diamond!
14. Why did the tornado get a job in the movie industry? It had a real whirlwind career!
15. What did the fog say to the cloud? “You’re so mist-erious!”
16. Why did the snowman bring a ruler to work? To measure his snowfall!
17. What did the wind turbine say to the solar panel? “You’re really shining today!”
18. Why did the raincloud cancel its appointment? It had a downpour of other commitments!
19. What did the lightning say to the tree? “You’re in for a shocking experience!”
20. Why did the thermometer break up with the barometer? It felt too much pressure!

1. Why did the cloud break up with the fog? Because it was tired of the mistreatment!
2. What did the lightning bolt say to the thundercloud? “You’re the flashiest friend I’ve ever had!”
3. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
4. How does a tornado flirt? It sweeps you off your feet!
5. Why did the weather report go to therapy? It had a lot of emotional baggage!
6. What did the hail say to the roof? “I’ve got you covered!”
7. Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work? He wanted to clean up his forecasts!
8. How do clouds communicate? They use sky-ber space!
9. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It felt too confined!
10. What did the snowflake say to the skier? “Catch me if you can!”
11. Why did the fog get lost? It had a mist opportunity!
12. How do hurricanes greet each other? With a whirlwind of excitement!
13. Why did the thermometer go to therapy? It had too many ups and downs!
14. What did one cloud say to the other during an argument? “Let’s not precipitate things!”
15. Why was the thundercloud always unhappy? It had a shocking attitude!
16. How do weather patterns stay in shape? They do a lot of atmospheric exercises!
17. Why was the snowman so good at making friends? He was always cool under pressure!
18. What do you call a cloudy apple? A Mac-intosh!
19. Why don’t weather forecasters ever retire? They’re always on cloud nine!
20. What did the sunshine say to the flower? “You really grow on me!”

1. Why did the cloud bring an umbrella to school? Because it wanted to be prepared for any downpour of knowledge!
2. How does the sun cut its hair? With solar clippers!
3. Why was the thunder so good at hide and seek? Because it could always make itself heard!
4. What did the raindrop say to the puddle? “Let’s make a splash together!”
5. Why did the snowflake bring a ruler to class? To measure up to its classmates!
6. How does the wind keep track of time? With a gust clock!
7. Why did the fog go to school? To get a little mist-ucation!
8. What’s a cloud’s favorite game? Hide and seek, because it’s always hiding behind something!
9. Why did the weather report get a trophy? Because it was outstanding in its field!
10. How does lightning send a message? By shocking the recipient!
11. Why did the thermometer go to the party? Because it heard things were really heating up!
12. What do you call a snowman’s laundry day? Snow and tell!
13. Why did the raindrop wear sunglasses? To prevent itself from mist-ing anything!
14. How do clouds apologize? They make up with a little bit of fog-iveness!
15. Why did the tornado go to school? To learn how to whirl and twirl!
16. What did the sun say to the moon? “You light up my night!”
17. Why was the rainbow so popular? Because it had so many colorful personalities!
18. What did the hail say to the baseball? “Let’s play catch!”
19. How does the rain get to know people? It makes a splash at social gatherings!
20. Why did the weather balloon bring a calculator to school? Because it wanted to solve atmospheric equations!

1. Why don’t meteorologists ever get lost? Because they always have a good sense of direction, thanks to their “forecast” sight!
2. What did the weather forecaster say to the storm? “You can’t rain on my parade, I’ve got an umbrella policy!”
3. Why did the weatherman bring a fan to the bar? He wanted to make sure he had a good “blow” in his drink!
4. Why did the lightning bolt get invited to all the parties? Because it always knew how to strike up a conversation!
5. How do weather reporters flirt? They ask, “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”
6. Why did the fog get mistaken for a celebrity? Because it had a “mysterious” aura about it!
7. What did one cloud say to the other at the bar? “Looks like we’re in for a few rounds of precipitation!”
8. Why did the hailstone refuse to settle down? Because it was too “cold-hearted” for commitment!
9. How does the sun like its eggs? Sunny-side up, of course!
10. Why did the weatherman become a stand-up comedian? Because he always had a knack for delivering a “dry” sense of humor!
11. Why did the raincloud break up with its partner? Because it felt like they were “drizzling” apart!
12. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? “Hang on tight, it’s going to be a wild ride!”
13. Why did the tornado get promoted? Because it was always willing to “spin” things in a positive light!
14. How do thunderstorms apologize? They offer a shocking gesture of lightning forgiveness!
15. Why did the weather balloon blush? Because it was feeling a little “pressured” in the upper atmosphere!
16. What did one snowflake say to the other in the blizzard? “Let’s stick together, we’re stronger as a flurry!”
17. Why was the fog considered the smoothest weather phenomenon? Because it always knew how to “roll” in and out without a fuss!
18. How does the wind like its coffee? With a little bit of a breeze, to give it that extra “whirl”!
19. Why was the weather forecast like a soap opera? Because it always left you hanging with a cliffhanger ending!
20. What did the thermometer say to the heatwave? “You’re making me feel all hot and bothered!”

1. Why did the weatherman bring a ladder to work? Because he heard the forecast was “high” pressure!
2. What did the cloud say to its child when it misbehaved? “You’re grounded!”
3. Why don’t clouds ever get in trouble? Because they’re always “above” it all!
4. How does a thundercloud do math? It uses lightning-fast calculations!
5. Why did the raindrop bring an umbrella to the party? It wanted to “shower” everyone with protection!
6. Why was the snowman such a great dad? Because he was always “snow” supportive!
7. How does the sun handle its problems? It “rises” above them!
8. Why don’t weather jokes ever get old? Because they always have a “forecast” for laughter!
9. Why did the fog become a teacher? Because it could always “clear” things up!
10. What did the tornado say to its offspring? “You’re really starting to spin things up!”
11. Why did the cloud bring an extra jacket to the party? It heard it might get a little “chilly”!
12. How does the wind make decisions? It goes with the “flow”!
13. Why did the raindrop win an award? Because it was the “drip” of the year!
14. What did the lightning bolt say to the raincloud? “You’re really electrifying!”
15. Why did the weather report go to therapy? Because it had too many “clouded” thoughts!
16. How does the hailstone hail a taxi? It hails it with precision!
17. Why was the fog always the life of the party? Because it brought a little “mystery” with it!
18. What did the thunder say to its kid? “You’ve got some big “booms” to fill!”
19. Why did the weatherman bring a map to the beach? Because he wanted to “forecast” a good spot!
20. How does the sun keep in touch with its friends? It sends them “solar” messages!

1. Why did the cloud break up with its partner? Because they had too much mist-communication!
2. What did the thunder say to the lightning? “You electrify me!”
3. Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work? Because he wanted to wash away any cloudy forecasts!
4. How does the sun like its eggs? Sunny side up, of course!
5. Why was the fog so popular? Because it was mist-eriously charming!
6. What did one raindrop say to the other? “Let’s make it rain!”
7. How does a tornado flirt? It sweeps you off your feet!
8. Why did the snowflake break up with the ice cube? It felt too flakey!
9. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? “Hang on tight, I’m swirling in for a hug!”
10. Why did the cloud join the choir? It had a high-pitch voice!
11. How does the wind flirt? It blows kisses!
12. Why did the weather balloon blush? Because it was feeling a little “pressured”!
13. What did one cloud say to the other during an argument? “Let’s not precipitate things!”
14. Why was the raindrop such a good musician? Because it had great “drip” rhythm!
15. What’s a cloud’s favorite snack? Thunder and lightning chips!
16. Why did the sunshine go to therapy? Because it had too many rays of emotions!
17. How does the fog feel in the morning? Mist-ified!
18. What did the tornado say to the hail? “Let’s stir up some trouble together!”
19. Why did the weather report blush? Because it was predicting a heatwave of love!
20. What did the snowman say to the snowflake? “You’re one in a blizzard!”

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