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1. Why did the Victoria’s Secret model bring a ladder to work? Because she heard the angels were on a higher level!
2. What did the bra say to the hat? “You cover the top, I’ll support the bottom!”
3. Why did the Victoria’s Secret cashier break up with her boyfriend? He couldn’t handle her constantly saying, “That’ll be an arm and a leg!”
4. How does a Victoria’s Secret model apologize? With a lingerie-ty note!
5. Why was the Victoria’s Secret fashion show like a math problem? Because it was full of angles!
6. What do you call a Victoria’s Secret angel who can’t keep a secret? A lingerie blabbermouth!
7. Why did the Victoria’s Secret model bring a pencil to the photoshoot? To draw attention to herself!
8. What did the bra say to the socks? “Stop hiding, let’s lift each other up!”
9. Why was the Victoria’s Secret angel always calm? Because she knew how to keep her cool with silky smooth confidence!
10. What’s a Victoria’s Secret model’s favorite type of humor? Satin-irical!
11. Why was the Victoria’s Secret store always crowded? Because everyone wanted to get a peek at the heavenly bodies!
12. What did the bra say to the swimsuit? “You may be sleek, but I’ve got support!”
13. Why did the Victoria’s Secret angel become a musician? She wanted to play the harp on people’s heartstrings!
14. How does a Victoria’s Secret model take her coffee? With a shot of lace and a sprinkle of glamour!
15. Why was the Victoria’s Secret fashion show like a fairy tale? Because it had angels, wings, and a happily ever after!
16. What’s a Victoria’s Secret model’s favorite dessert? Angel food cake, of course!
17. Why did the Victoria’s Secret angel go to school? To learn how to get an A+ in elegance!
18. What did the bra say to the blouse? “Together, we can cover any situation!”
19. Why was the Victoria’s Secret runway always sparkling? Because it was paved with diamonds and dreams!
20. How does a Victoria’s Secret model solve problems? With a little lace, a lot of confidence, and a touch of magic!

1. Why did Victoria’s Secret hire a magician? Because they wanted to keep their bras disappearing act a secret!
2. What do you call it when Victoria’s Secret runs out of lace? A sheer disaster!
3. Why did the Victoria’s Secret model go to school? To get her degree in push-upology!
4. How does Victoria’s Secret keep their lingerie so light? They use featherweights!
5. What’s Victoria’s Secret’s favorite type of music? Bras ‘n’ Beats!
6. Why did the bra break up with the panties? It just couldn’t support their relationship anymore!
7. Why did the Victoria’s Secret angel get kicked out of heaven? She kept trying to bring her wings as carry-on!
8. What’s a Victoria’s Secret model’s favorite food? Supporterberries!
9. Why did the bra go to therapy? It had too many underwires of anxiety!
10. How does Victoria’s Secret organize a party? They make sure it’s a bustle!
11. What did the Victoria’s Secret employee say to the bra? “Wire you always so clingy?”
12. Why did the bra apply for a job at Victoria’s Secret? It wanted to uplift its career!
13. What’s Victoria’s Secret’s favorite movie? The Perks of Being a Wallflower (bra)!
14. Why did the Victoria’s Secret fashion show get delayed? They couldn’t find the key to the lingerie drawer!
15. What did the bra say to the stockings? “You really hold everything together!”
16. Why was the bra always in trouble? It kept getting caught in the wrong cup!
17. What did the Victoria’s Secret angel say when asked about her love life? “It’s uplifting, but sometimes it’s a bit underwire!”
18. Why did the bra go to school? It wanted to be a supportive garment!
19. What do you call a group of Victoria’s Secret models? A lace of angels!
20. Why did the bra blush? It saw the washing machine’s spin cycle!

1. Why did Victoria’s Secret start selling GPS devices? To help people navigate their way to the perfect lingerie!
2. What do you call it when Victoria’s Secret holds a sale? A strategic retreat of lace and satin!
3. How does Victoria’s Secret keep their bras in shape? They have a strict regime of cup-ups and under-wire training!
4. Why did the mathematician go to Victoria’s Secret? To solve the mystery of the perfect fit using bra-nalysis!
5. What’s Victoria’s Secret’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because they’re always finding the perfect angles!
6. Why did the detective go to Victoria’s Secret? He heard they were experts in un-der-cover operations!
7. How does Victoria’s Secret make their bras so comfortable? They’re woven with threads of cloud nine!
8. Why did the bra break up with the corset? It couldn’t handle the pressure!
9. What do you call it when Victoria’s Secret launches a new line? A lace revolution!
10. Why did the computer go to Victoria’s Secret? It heard they had a lot of supportive software!
11. How does Victoria’s Secret organize their inventory? With a tight-knit system!
12. Why did the bra get a promotion? It was the breast at its job!
13. What did the bra say to the swimsuit? “You’re making waves, but I’ve got you covered!”
14. Why did the bra get a diploma? It graduated from bust school with flying colors!
15. How does Victoria’s Secret keep their secrets safe? With a combination of lock and keyhole technology!
16. Why did the bra go to therapy? It needed to lift its spirits!
17. What’s Victoria’s Secret’s favorite book? “The Art of Support: A Guide to Lingerie Excellence!”
18. Why did the sock go to Victoria’s Secret? It wanted to learn the art of staying up!
19. How does Victoria’s Secret motivate their employees? With uplifting messages!
20. Why did the bra get a medal? It supported someone through thick and thin!

1. Why did Victoria’s Secret hire a mathematician? Because they wanted someone to figure out the angle of the angel wings!
2. What’s a Victoria’s Secret model’s favorite type of music? Lingerie rock!
3. Why did the Victoria’s Secret model bring a ladder to work? She heard the higher you climb, the closer you are to heaven!
4. How does a Victoria’s Secret model keep her secrets safe? She locks them in her lingerie drawer!
5. Why don’t Victoria’s Secret models ever get lost? Because they always follow the runway!
6. What’s a Victoria’s Secret angel’s favorite holiday? Valentine’s Day, because it’s the day of love and lace!
7. Why did the Victoria’s Secret model go to school? To learn how to properly contour her wings!
8. What’s a Victoria’s Secret model’s favorite type of movie? Suspense thrillers, because they love a good reveal!
9. Why did the Victoria’s Secret angel go to the art museum? To study the anatomy of wings!
10. How does a Victoria’s Secret model stay organized? With a lingerie organizer!
11. Why was the Victoria’s Secret fashion show so popular? Because it had the breast production value!
12. What did the Victoria’s Secret angel say to the gossiping bras? “Lace off, ladies!”
13. Why did the Victoria’s Secret model break up with her calculator? It couldn’t handle her figure!
14. What’s a Victoria’s Secret angel’s favorite type of weather? Balmy, because it’s perfect for wearing lingerie!
15. Why did the Victoria’s Secret model bring a map to the photoshoot? She heard it was a topography shoot!
16. What’s a Victoria’s Secret model’s favorite sport? High jump, because it’s all about reaching new heights!
17. Why did the Victoria’s Secret angel go to the bakery? To get a heavenly treat for her wings!
18. What did the Victoria’s Secret model say to her broken heel? “Well, that’s just the way the stiletto crumbles!”
19. Why did the Victoria’s Secret model become a chef? Because she wanted to whip up some heavenly delights!
20. What’s a Victoria’s Secret angel’s favorite bedtime story? “The Princess and the Peignoir!”

1. Why did the Victoria’s Secret angel go to therapy? Well, it all started when she realized her wings were just for show. She’d spend hours in fittings, trying on pair after pair of wings, hoping to find the ones that truly matched her essence. But alas, she discovered that no matter how grand the wings, they couldn’t lift the weight of her insecurities. So, she sought solace in the therapist’s office, hoping to mend not just her broken wings, but her shattered self-esteem as well.
2. Have you heard about the Victoria’s Secret model who decided to become a detective? It’s quite the tale. You see, she got tired of just strutting down the runway, so she traded in her stilettos for a magnifying glass and a trench coat. She’d glide through the streets, solving mysteries with the grace of a swan. But her biggest challenge came when she stumbled upon a case of missing lingerie. Determined to crack the case wide open, she dove headfirst into the world of undercover operations, infiltrating fashion shows and lingerie stores alike. And in the end, she uncovered the truth, proving once and for all that even angels have a knack for detective work.
3. Let me tell you about the Victoria’s Secret fashion show that went completely awry. It all started with a rogue bra, determined to break free from the confines of the runway. As the models strutted their stuff, the bra made its daring escape, soaring through the air like a rebellious bird. Chaos ensued as the other lingerie items followed suit, creating a spectacle unlike any other. But amidst the madness, one brave angel stepped forward, lassoing the runaway bra with her own wings and bringing an end to the madness. And so, the show went on, albeit with a few more laughs and a lot less lingerie.
4. Why did the Victoria’s Secret angel decide to open a bakery? Well, it was a dream she’d had ever since she was a little girl, watching her mother knead dough in the kitchen. So, she traded in her wings for a chef’s hat and set to work, creating confections fit for royalty. But her greatest creation was yet to come – the heavenly bra-cake. It was a masterpiece of flour and fondant, with delicate lace icing and a chocolate ganache filling. And as she watched her customers’ faces light up with delight, she knew she’d found her true calling – bringing joy to the world, one sweet treat at a time.
5. Have you heard about the Victoria’s Secret model who became a comedian? She’d always had a knack for making people laugh, whether she was on the runway or off. So, she decided to take her talents to the stage, trading in her heels for a microphone and a spotlight. And let me tell you, she was a hit! With her quick wit and infectious charm, she had audiences rolling in the aisles, their laughter ringing out like the chime of a well-timed punchline. And as she stood there, basking in the glow of the spotlight, she knew she’d found her true calling – spreading joy and laughter to all who crossed her path.
6. What do you get when you cross a Victoria’s Secret angel with a scientist? Well, you get one heck of an experiment! You see, she’d always been fascinated by the mysteries of the universe, from the stars in the sky to the lace on her lingerie. So, she decided to combine her passions, trading in her wings for a lab coat and a pair of safety goggles. And let me tell you, she was a force to be reckoned with! With her keen intellect and unyielding determination, she made groundbreaking discoveries, unlocking the secrets of the cosmos one equation at a time. And as she stood there, gazing up at the night sky, she knew she’d found her true calling – exploring the unknown and pushing the boundaries of what was possible.
7. Why did the Victoria’s Secret angel decide to become a pilot? Well, it all started with a dream – a dream of soaring through the skies, free as a bird. So, she traded in her wings for a pair of aviator goggles and set off into the wild blue yonder. And let me tell you, she was a natural! With her steady hands and unshakeable confidence, she navigated the clouds with ease, leaving a trail of glittering stardust in her wake. And as she looked down upon the world below, she knew she’d found her true calling – spreading her wings and reaching for the stars.
8. Have you heard about the Victoria’s Secret model who decided to become a superhero? It’s quite the tale. You see, she’d always had a strong sense of justice, from the tips of her toes to the ends of her wings. So, she decided to put her powers to good use, trading in her runway strut for a cape and a mask. And let me tell you, she was unstoppable! With her super strength and unparalleled grace, she fought crime with a fierceness unmatched by any mere mortal. And as she stood there, a beacon of hope in a dark and troubled world, she knew she’d found her true calling – protecting the innocent and fighting for justice, one villain at a time.
9. What do you get when you cross a Victoria’s Secret angel with a treasure hunter? Well, you get one heck of an adventure! You see, she’d always been drawn to the thrill of the unknown, from the depths of the ocean to the heights of the mountains. So, she decided to embark on the ultimate quest – to uncover the greatest treasure the world had ever known. And let me tell you, it was no easy task! With danger lurking around every corner and obstacles at every turn, she faced her fair share of challenges. But with her unwavering determination and unbreakable spirit, she pressed on, determined to uncover the secrets of the past and unlock the mysteries of the future.
10. Why did the Victoria’s Secret angel decide to become a chef? Well, it all started with a love of food – from the first bite of a juicy steak to the last spoonful of decadent chocolate mousse. So, she decided to turn her passion into a profession, trading in her wings for a chef’s hat and a set of cooking utensils. And let me tell you, she was a natural! With her culinary prowess and creative flair, she whipped up gourmet delights that left her customers begging for more. And as she stood there, a maestro in the kitchen, she knew she’d found her true calling – tantalizing taste buds and bringing joy to the world, one dish at a time.

1. Why did the Victoria’s Secret kid bring a flashlight to bed? To shine a light on all the secrets hidden under the covers!
2. What did the Victoria’s Secret kid say to their friends at the playground? “I can keep a secret… but only if it’s about lingerie!”
3. Why did the Victoria’s Secret kid refuse to play hide and seek? Because they were worried their secrets might accidentally be revealed!
4. How does the Victoria’s Secret kid keep their room tidy? By stuffing all their toys into a secret lingerie drawer!
5. What’s the Victoria’s Secret kid’s favorite game? Hide the lace – it’s like hide and seek but with a twist!
6. Why did the Victoria’s Secret kid bring a magnifying glass to school? To search for hidden secrets in their textbooks!
7. What did the Victoria’s Secret kid say when asked about their favorite subject? “Lingerie math – it’s all about counting lace and measuring frills!”
8. Why did the Victoria’s Secret kid become a detective? To solve the mystery of where all the missing socks go!
9. What’s the Victoria’s Secret kid’s favorite bedtime story? “The Tale of the Magical Lingerie Drawer!”
10. Why did the Victoria’s Secret kid start a band? To play the secret melodies hidden within the lace!
11. How does the Victoria’s Secret kid navigate through a maze? By following the trail of lingerie clues!
12. Why did the Victoria’s Secret kid bring a map to the beach? To find the secret treasure buried beneath the sand – a cache of sparkly bras and glittery panties!
13. What did the Victoria’s Secret kid say when asked about their dream vacation? “A trip to the enchanted lingerie forest!”
14. Why did the Victoria’s Secret kid become an artist? To paint pictures of the magical world hidden behind the lace!
15. What’s the Victoria’s Secret kid’s favorite movie? “The Secret Life of Lingerie – a tale of adventure, mystery, and lace!”
16. Why did the Victoria’s Secret kid bring a backpack full of feathers to school? To craft their own pair of angel wings during recess!
17. What’s the Victoria’s Secret kid’s favorite superhero? Captain Lace – defender of all things frilly and fabulous!
18. Why did the Victoria’s Secret kid want to become an astronaut? To explore the secret wonders of outer space, like celestial bras and planetary panties!
19. What did the Victoria’s Secret kid say to their pet cat? “I’ll tell you a secret if you promise not to purr it to anyone!”
20. Why did the Victoria’s Secret kid bring a spy kit to their sleepover? To uncover all the hidden secrets of their friends’ pajama drawers!

1. Why did the Victoria’s Secret customer ask for a refund? Because she realized the only “support” she got was from the bra!
2. What’s a Victoria’s Secret model’s favorite dessert? Angel food cake – it’s as light and airy as their lingerie!
3. Why did the Victoria’s Secret employee get promoted? Because they were a pro at keeping things under wraps!
4. What’s a Victoria’s Secret shopper’s favorite exercise? Lifting – but not weights, just their credit card to buy more lingerie!
5. Why did the Victoria’s Secret model refuse to go camping? Because she didn’t want to “rough it” without her silk pajamas!
6. What did the Victoria’s Secret customer say to the push-up bra? “You lift me up where I belong!”
7. Why did the Victoria’s Secret shopper bring a tape measure to the store? To ensure she was getting the “full coverage” she paid for!
8. What’s a Victoria’s Secret model’s favorite type of music? Bras and beats – it’s all about the rhythm of the runway!
9. Why did the Victoria’s Secret angel get kicked out of the library? Because she was caught checking out too many “books” on lingerie!
10. What did the Victoria’s Secret customer say to the sales associate? “Can you help me find something that screams ‘I woke up like this’?”
11. Why did the Victoria’s Secret shopper bring a magnifying glass to the fitting room? To inspect every lace detail – for quality control purposes, of course!
12. What’s a Victoria’s Secret model’s favorite type of vacation? A lingerie retreat – because every angel needs some time to recharge her lace wings!
13. Why did the Victoria’s Secret angel start a garden? To grow her own lace flowers – they’re blooming lovely!
14. What’s a Victoria’s Secret shopper’s favorite holiday? Black Friday – the perfect excuse to stock up on all the lacey goodies!
15. Why did the Victoria’s Secret model become a magician? Because she could make lingerie disappear like no one else!
16. What did the Victoria’s Secret customer say to the mirror? “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the lacest of them all?”
17. Why did the Victoria’s Secret shopper bring a fan to the fitting room? To make sure her lingerie looked just as fabulous in a breeze as it did on the runway!
18. What’s a Victoria’s Secret model’s favorite board game? Bra-ble – it’s all about strategic placement and a little push-up action!
19. Why did the Victoria’s Secret angel go to the spa? To pamper herself with a lingerie-inspired massage – because even angels need to unwind!
20. What did the Victoria’s Secret customer say to her significant other? “I’ve got a secret, but it’s not safe for work!”

1. Why did the Victoria’s Secret dad bring a flashlight to the store? To shine a light on all the hidden deals!
2. What’s a Victoria’s Secret dad’s favorite snack? Lace crackers – they’re light and airy, just like the lingerie!
3. Why did the Victoria’s Secret dad get confused at the store? Because he couldn’t find the “dad bod” section!
4. What did the Victoria’s Secret dad say to his kids when they asked where babies come from? “From the stork, just like how lingerie comes from Victoria’s Secret!”
5. Why did the Victoria’s Secret dad bring a magnifying glass to the mall? To inspect the stitching on the panties – for quality control, of course!
6. What’s a Victoria’s Secret dad’s favorite movie? “The Secret Life of Bras and Panties!”
7. Why did the Victoria’s Secret dad start a garden? To grow his own secret stash of lacey underwear!
8. What did the Victoria’s Secret dad say when asked why he’s always tired? “I stay up late reading the Victoria’s Secret catalog – for the articles, of course!”
9. Why did the Victoria’s Secret dad become a chef? To whip up some secret recipes – with a side of lacey garnish!
10. What’s a Victoria’s Secret dad’s favorite sport? Bra-hockey – it’s all about getting that perfect fit!
11. Why did the Victoria’s Secret dad bring a calculator to the lingerie store? To crunch the numbers and make sure he got the best deal!
12. What did the Victoria’s Secret dad say when his wife asked if he noticed her new lingerie? “Of course, dear. It’s as eye-catching as a touchdown!”
13. Why did the Victoria’s Secret dad bring a fishing rod to the store? To reel in some great catches – in the clearance section!
14. What’s a Victoria’s Secret dad’s favorite holiday? Lace-ter – it’s the perfect time to stock up on Easter-themed lingerie!
15. Why did the Victoria’s Secret dad start a DIY project? To build his own secret lingerie drawer – with extra padding for comfort!
16. What did the Victoria’s Secret dad say when asked if he could keep a secret? “Well, I’ve been married for 20 years, haven’t I?”
17. Why did the Victoria’s Secret dad become a comedian? To share his hilarious puns about lace and lingerie!
18. What’s a Victoria’s Secret dad’s favorite bedtime story? “The Tale of the Missing Panties – a Mystery in Lace!”
19. Why did the Victoria’s Secret dad bring a tape measure to the store? To make sure he got the “right fit” for his wife!
20. What did the Victoria’s Secret dad say when his son asked for dating advice? “Just remember, son – confidence is like lingerie. You’ve got to have the right fit!”

1. Why did the Victoria’s Secret cheese go to the lingerie store? Because it wanted to feel gouda in lace!
2. What did the Victoria’s Secret cheese say to the cheddar? “You’re looking sharp today – just like a lace bra!”
3. Why did the Victoria’s Secret cheese bring a mirror to the store? To make sure it looked brie-utiful in its new lingerie!
4. What’s a Victoria’s Secret cheese’s favorite pickup line? “Are you made of lace? Because you’re looking grate!”
5. Why did the Victoria’s Secret cheese start a band? Because it wanted to be the ultimate cheesy sensation – like a string quartet, but with more lace!
6. What’s a Victoria’s Secret cheese’s favorite movie? “The Lacey Brie” – it’s a romantic comedy about finding love in a lingerie store!
7. Why did the Victoria’s Secret cheese bring a map to the store? To navigate through the aisles of lace and find the perfect pairing!
8. What did the Victoria’s Secret cheese say when asked about its favorite hobby? “I’m a big fan of fondue – it’s like a party in my lace!”
9. Why did the Victoria’s Secret cheese go to the fashion show? To strut its stuff on the catwalk – because every cheese deserves a moment in the spotlight!
10. What did the Victoria’s Secret cheese say to the brie? “You’re the breast thing that’s ever happened to me!”
11. Why did the Victoria’s Secret cheese become a comedian? Because it had a knack for cheesy jokes – just like its lingerie!
12. What’s a Victoria’s Secret cheese’s favorite type of music? Brie-hop – it’s all about the funky beats and lacy rhythms!
13. Why did the Victoria’s Secret cheese bring a calculator to the store? To make sure it got the cheddar’s worth of savings!
14. What did the Victoria’s Secret cheese say when asked about its favorite holiday? “Valen-cheese Day – it’s the perfect time to spread the love and lace!”
15. Why did the Victoria’s Secret cheese start a blog? To share its cheesy wisdom on all things lingerie-related!
16. What’s a Victoria’s Secret cheese’s favorite sport? Gouda-ball – it’s all about the teamwork and lacey uniforms!
17. Why did the Victoria’s Secret cheese go to the beach? To catch some rays and show off its sexy swimsuit – a string bikini made of lace, of course!
18. What did the Victoria’s Secret cheese say when asked about its favorite bedtime story? “The Three Little Cheeses – a tale of lace, love, and happily ever after!”
19. Why did the Victoria’s Secret cheese bring a bouquet of flowers to the lingerie store? To woo the camembert of its dreams with a romantic gesture!
20. What did the Victoria’s Secret cheese say when asked about its dream job? “I want to be a lingerie model – because I’m already a pro at being cheesy!”

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