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1. Why did Trump bring a ladder to the election? Because he heard the polls were climbing!
2. What’s Trump’s favorite type of tea? Reality.
3. Why did Trump refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re constantly under investigation!
4. Why did Trump become a gardener? Because he loves grabbing things by the tulips!
5. What’s Trump’s favorite kind of music? Wall-to-wall sound!
6. Why did Trump become a chef? Because he’s great at making ‘covfefe’ cake!
7. Why did Trump get kicked out of the orchestra? Because he kept trying to play the lyre!
8. What’s Trump’s favorite TV show? The Apprentice, because he gets to fire people!
9. Why did Trump refuse to go to the beach? Because he’s afraid of the tide turning!
10. Why did Trump go to the bank? To deposit his tweets into his savings account!
11. Why did Trump become a pilot? So he could declare a national emergency every time there’s turbulence!
12. What’s Trump’s favorite board game? Monopoly, because he always builds hotels!
13. Why did Trump bring a map to the White House? So he could find his way to Russia!
14. What’s Trump’s favorite exercise? Jumping to conclusions!
15. Why did Trump become a magician? So he could make his tax returns disappear!
16. What’s Trump’s favorite fruit? Orange, of course!
17. Why did Trump refuse to use email? Because he prefers his communication walls to be ‘big’ and ‘beautiful’!
18. Why did Trump become an actor? So he could star in his own reality show: “Making America Great Again”!
19. Why did Trump become a comedian? Because he’s a natural at delivering punchlines (and punches)!
20. Why did Trump become a detective? So he could investigate where all the ‘fake news’ is coming from!

1. Why did Trump bring a ladder to the debate? Because he wanted to “raise” his points!
2. What did Trump say when he accidentally walked into a bar? “This must be where they serve ‘covfefe’!”
3. Why did Trump refuse to play cards? Because he’s tired of people always saying “You’re fired!” when he loses!
4. What’s Trump’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a “reel” estate!
5. Why did Trump become a gardener? So he could finally grab something other than attention!
6. What did Trump say when he saw a UFO? “I’m gonna build a space wall and make the aliens pay for it!”
7. Why did Trump join a choir? Because he heard they were looking for someone with a loud voice!
8. What did Trump say when he got locked out of his Twitter account? “I’ll just build a new social media platform!”
9. Why did Trump bring a spoon to the meeting? Because he heard it was a “stirring” discussion!
10. What’s Trump’s favorite game? “Truth or Dare,” because he always chooses “dare” to avoid telling the truth!
11. Why did Trump become a chef? So he could serve “im-peach” cobbler!
12. What did Trump say when he lost his golf ball in the water hazard? “I demand a recount!”
13. Why did Trump become a weather forecaster? So he could finally predict something accurately!
14. What did Trump say when he couldn’t find his phone? “I’ll just call it a ‘witch hunt’!”
15. Why did Trump bring a mirror to the rally? So he could see the reflection of his greatness!
16. What did Trump say when he saw a fortune cookie? “I don’t need luck, I’m already a billionaire!”
17. Why did Trump become a magician? So he could make his tax returns disappear!
18. What’s Trump’s favorite game at the carnival? “Whack-a-Mole,” because he loves firing things!
19. What did Trump say when someone asked about his favorite song? “Anything with a ‘trump’et solo!”
20. Why did Trump become a race car driver? So he could always be in the lead!

1. Why did Trump invest in a bakery? Because he heard there was a lot of dough to be made!
2. What’s Trump’s favorite type of math? Division, especially when it involves building walls!
3. Why did Trump refuse to play chess? Because he doesn’t like thinking more than one move ahead!
4. What did Trump say when asked about his favorite book? “The Art of the Deal, of course. It’s the only one I’ve read!”
5. Why did Trump go to the art gallery? To admire all the ‘alternative facts’ in the abstract paintings!
6. What did Trump say when he heard about cryptocurrency? “I’m going to make America Coin again!”
7. Why did Trump become a tailor? So he could make America’s suits great again!
8. What’s Trump’s favorite type of salad? Iceberg, because it’s the only one he knows!
9. Why did Trump refuse to watch horror movies? Because he doesn’t like anything that makes him lose sleep!
10. What did Trump say when asked about his favorite letter? “I love all the letters, but especially the ‘I’ in ‘Trump’!”
11. Why did Trump become a farmer? So he could learn how to ‘harvest’ votes!
12. What did Trump say when asked about his favorite color? “Gold, because it’s the color of success!”
13. Why did Trump go to the beach with a shovel? To dig up some ‘alternative sand’!
14. What did Trump say when asked about his favorite movie genre? “Reality TV, because it’s the only genre I star in!”
15. Why did Trump become a locksmith? So he could unlock the secrets to his success!
16. What did Trump say when asked about his favorite sport? “Golf, because I’m the only one who always wins!”
17. Why did Trump refuse to use a GPS? Because he prefers making his own ‘alternate routes’!
18. What did Trump say when asked about his favorite planet? “Earth, because it’s where all my buildings are!”
19. Why did Trump become a mathematician? So he could count all the ‘fake votes’!
20. What did Trump say when asked about his favorite time of day? “Anytime I’m in the spotlight!”

1. Why did Trump bring a ladder to the debate? He heard the polls were climbing!
2. What’s Trump’s favorite type of tea? Reality.
3. Why did Trump refuse to play hide and seek? Good luck hiding when you’re constantly under investigation!
4. Why did Trump become a gardener? He loves grabbing things by the tulips!
5. What’s Trump’s favorite kind of music? Wall-to-wall sound!
6. Why did Trump become a chef? He’s great at making ‘covfefe’ cake!
7. Why did Trump get kicked out of the orchestra? He kept trying to play the lyre!
8. What’s Trump’s favorite TV show? The Apprentice, because he gets to fire people!
9. Why did Trump refuse to go to the beach? He’s afraid of the tide turning!
10. Why did Trump go to the bank? To deposit his tweets into his savings account!
11. Why did Trump become a pilot? So he could declare a national emergency every time there’s turbulence!
12. What’s Trump’s favorite board game? Monopoly, because he always builds hotels!
13. Why did Trump bring a map to the White House? So he could find his way to Russia!
14. What’s Trump’s favorite exercise? Jumping to conclusions!
15. Why did Trump become a magician? So he could make his tax returns disappear!
16. What’s Trump’s favorite fruit? Orange, of course!
17. Why did Trump refuse to use email? He prefers his communication walls to be ‘big’ and ‘beautiful’!
18. Why did Trump become an actor? So he could star in his own reality show: “Making America Great Again”!
19. Why did Trump become a comedian? He’s a natural at delivering punchlines (and punches)!
20. Why did Trump become a detective? So he could investigate where all the ‘fake news’ is coming from!

1. Why did Trump decide to open a zoo? Because he wanted to have the biggest and most luxurious zoo in the world, with walls so high even the tallest giraffe couldn’t peek over. He hired only the best animals, like the most ferocious lions, the fastest cheetahs, and the most majestic elephants. But he ran into trouble when the monkeys started flinging their own ‘fake news’ at him, and the toucans kept repeating ‘witch hunt’ every time someone walked by. Despite the challenges, Trump’s zoo was a huge success, especially because he charged extra for anyone wanting to see the rare and elusive tax returns exhibit.
2. Why did Trump decide to become a farmer? Well, he had this brilliant idea to make America’s farms great again. He went out and bought the biggest farm he could find, complete with acres of lush green fields and the most advanced farming equipment money could buy. But things didn’t go as planned. Every time Trump tried to plant something, he’d end up tweeting about it instead, leaving the fields barren and the crops neglected. The animals on the farm weren’t too happy either. The chickens kept protesting that they had ‘egg-cellent’ evidence of foul play, and the pigs accused Trump of trying to turn the farm into a ‘pigsty’ for his own benefit. In the end, Trump had to admit defeat and sell the farm to his neighbor, who promptly turned it into a successful organic produce co-op.
3. Why did Trump decide to become an astronaut? Well, he figured if he could make America great again on Earth, why not shoot for the stars? He trained rigorously for months, learning how to float in zero gravity and operate complex space machinery. But on the day of the launch, things went awry. As the rocket blasted off into space, Trump realized he forgot to pack his hairspray, causing his iconic hair to float around like a cosmic tumbleweed. Once in space, Trump had trouble adjusting to the lack of atmosphere. He kept insisting that he needed to build a ‘space wall’ to keep out any ‘illegal aliens’ trying to invade his spacecraft. Needless to say, Trump’s space odyssey was short-lived, and he quickly returned to Earth, vowing to stick to his original mission of making America great again from the comfort of solid ground.
4. Why did Trump decide to become a detective? Well, he always had a knack for uncovering ‘alternative facts,’ so he figured he’d put his skills to good use solving crimes. Armed with his trusty magnifying glass and a team of loyal assistants (consisting of his family members and a few loyal aides), Trump set out to solve the biggest mysteries facing the nation. But his detective career got off to a rocky start. Every time Trump interrogated a suspect, he’d end up confessing to crimes he didn’t commit just to get Trump to stop talking. And when it came to gathering evidence, Trump had a habit of ‘misplacing’ crucial documents and replacing them with blank pieces of paper. Despite the setbacks, Trump’s detective agency became famous (or infamous) for its unorthodox methods and its uncanny ability to uncover ‘truths’ that no one else could see.
5. Why did Trump decide to become a chef? Well, he always had a passion for cooking up controversy, so he figured he might as well try his hand at cooking up some actual food. He opened a restaurant called ‘The Trump Tower of Taste,’ where he served up dishes that were as extravagant as they were divisive. His signature dish was the ‘Bigly Burger,’ a towering monstrosity of beef, cheese, and gold leaf that could only be eaten with a knife and fork (or with tiny hands). But Trump’s culinary dreams quickly turned sour when health inspectors discovered that his kitchen was infested with rats (who were rumored to be Russian spies) and that his secret ingredient was ‘covfefe’ sauce, a mysterious concoction that left customers scratching their heads (and their stomachs). Despite the setbacks, Trump’s restaurant became a popular tourist attraction, especially for foreign dignitaries looking to experience the true taste of American politics.
6. Why did Trump decide to become a musician? Well, he always had a love for making noise, so he figured he might as well try his hand at making some actual music. He formed a band called ‘The Trump Tones,’ where he served as the lead vocalist and chief tweeter. Their debut album, ‘Make America Groove Again,’ featured hits like ‘Build That Beat’ and ‘Fake News Blues.’ But Trump’s musical career hit a sour note when critics panned his singing as ‘tone-deaf’ and his lyrics as ‘out of tune with reality.’ Undeterred, Trump continued to perform at rallies and campaign events, where his unique brand of music was met with mixed reviews. Despite the setbacks, Trump’s band became a cult favorite among his loyal supporters, who praised his catchy tunes and his unapologetic approach to making music great again.
7. Why did Trump decide to become a scientist? Well, he always had a curiosity for uncovering ‘alternative facts,’ so he figured he might as well try his hand at uncovering some actual truths. He set up a laboratory in the basement of the White House, where he conducted experiments that ranged from the bizarre to the downright dangerous. His most famous experiment involved trying to prove that climate change was a hoax by standing outside in the middle of a hurricane with a blow dryer. But Trump’s scientific endeavors quickly ran into trouble when his experiments started to go awry. His attempts to cure baldness with a combination of hairspray and orange juice resulted in a sticky mess, and his efforts to create a ‘truth serum’ out of diet soda and Twitter hashtags only made things worse. Despite the setbacks, Trump’s scientific legacy lived on in the form of a series of dubious patents and a collection of ‘alternative’ scientific journals that he proudly displayed in the Oval Office.
8. Why did Trump decide to become a superhero? Well, he always had a knack for saving face, so he figured he might as well try his hand at saving the world. He donned a cape and a mask and took to the streets as ‘The Trumpinator,’ a fearless crime-fighter with a flair for the dramatic. His arch-nemesis was ‘The Fake News Fiend,’ a villainous mastermind who tried to spread lies and misinformation wherever he went. But Trump’s superhero career hit a snag when he discovered that being a hero wasn’t as easy as it looked. Every time he tried to swoop in and save the day, he ended up causing more harm than good, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake. Despite the setbacks, Trump’s superhero alter ego became a beloved (or reviled) symbol of American justice, inspiring countless memes and fan art (and a few lawsuits).
9. Why did Trump decide to become a comedian? Well, he always had a talent for making people laugh (intentionally or not), so he figured he might as well try his hand at making some actual jokes. He hit the comedy club circuit as ‘The Trumpster,’ a brash and bombastic stand-up comedian with a knack for poking fun at himself (and everyone else). His jokes ranged from the politically incorrect to the downright outrageous, but no topic was off-limits for The Trumpster. But Trump’s comedy career hit a sour note when he discovered that being funny wasn’t as easy as it looked. Every time he told a joke, it fell flat, leaving the audience scratching their heads (and sometimes booing). Despite the setbacks, The Trumpster continued to perform, determined to prove that he had what it takes to make America laugh again.

1. Why did Trump’s son bring a ladder to school? Because he heard the class was ‘raising’ the bar!
2. What did Trump’s daughter say when she lost her toy? “I’ll just declare it a national emergency and have the FBI find it!”
3. Why did Trump’s youngest son refuse to eat his vegetables? Because he heard they were ‘foreign greens’!
4. What did Trump’s kids say when they heard a knock on the door? “Is that the fake news media again?”
5. Why did Trump’s son bring a map to the playground? So he could find his way to the ‘alternate slide’!
6. What did Trump’s daughter say when she saw a spider? “I’m going to build a wall to keep it out of my room!”
7. Why did Trump’s youngest son refuse to go to bed? Because he heard bedtime was a ‘witch hunt’!
8. What did Trump’s kids say when they saw a rainbow? “I’m going to build a golden wall at the end of it!”
9. Why did Trump’s son bring a calculator to the party? So he could count all the ‘fake friends’!
10. What did Trump’s daughter say when she couldn’t find her homework? “I’ll just blame it on the deep state!”
11. Why did Trump’s youngest son refuse to share his toys? Because he heard sharing was ‘socialist’!
12. What did Trump’s kids say when they saw a clown? “I’m going to build a wall around the circus!”
13. Why did Trump’s son bring a briefcase to the playground? So he could file a lawsuit against the bullies!
14. What did Trump’s daughter say when she saw a rainbow? “I’m going to trademark those colors!”
15. Why did Trump’s youngest son refuse to eat his broccoli? Because he heard it was ‘fake food’!
16. What did Trump’s kids say when they saw a butterfly? “I’m going to build a wall to keep out the foreign insects!”
17. Why did Trump’s son bring a megaphone to the party? So he could shout ‘fake news’ at everyone!
18. What did Trump’s daughter say when she lost her toy? “I’ll just buy a new one with my allowance!”
19. Why did Trump’s youngest son refuse to clean his room? Because he heard cleanliness was ‘fake news’!
20. What did Trump’s kids say when they saw a shooting star? “I’m going to make a wish for more tax cuts!”

1. Why did Trump refuse to visit the bakery? Because he’s already surrounded by so many buns!
2. What’s Trump’s favorite type of wine? Anything with a strong ‘whine’ flavor!
3. Why did Trump bring a tape measure to the bedroom? To measure his ‘tremendous’ success!
4. Why did Trump refuse to play poker with his friends? Because he always ends up ‘folding’ under pressure!
5. What did Trump say to his wife when she asked for a romantic evening? “Sorry, I’m too busy making deals!”
6. Why did Trump buy a telescope? So he could keep an eye on his ‘ratings’ from afar!
7. What’s Trump’s favorite type of massage? A ‘presidential’ one, of course!
8. Why did Trump bring a shovel to the beach? To dig for ‘buried treasure’!
9. What did Trump say when asked about his favorite position? “CEO, of course!”
10. Why did Trump become a race car driver? So he could always be in the ‘lead’!
11. What’s Trump’s favorite type of vacation? A ‘golfing’ one, where he can make deals on the green!
12. Why did Trump refuse to go camping? Because he prefers his accommodations to be ‘luxurious’!
13. What’s Trump’s favorite type of seafood? ‘Filet-O-Fish’, from a certain golden arches establishment!
14. Why did Trump become a magician? So he could make his tax returns ‘disappear’!
15. What did Trump say when asked about his favorite hobby? “Tweeting, of course! It’s tremendous!”
16. Why did Trump buy a parrot? So it could repeat his ‘tremendous’ speeches!
17. What’s Trump’s favorite type of gym equipment? A ‘treadmill’, where he can run for president!
18. Why did Trump refuse to go to the circus? Because he’s already surrounded by clowns!
19. What did Trump say when asked about his favorite beverage? “Anything with a ‘golden’ touch!”
20. Why did Trump become a chef? So he could cook up some ‘fake news’!

1. Why did Trump bring a ladder to the voting booth? Because he heard he was on the rise!
2. What’s Trump’s favorite type of music? Anything with a ‘wall’ of sound!
3. Why did Trump become a gardener? So he could finally grab something by the ‘tulips’!
4. What’s Trump’s favorite board game? Monopoly, because he always wants to build hotels!
5. Why did Trump refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always under investigation!
6. Why did Trump become a chef? So he could serve up some ‘covfefe’ cuisine!
7. Why did Trump go to the bank? To deposit his tweets into his savings account!
8. Why did Trump bring a map to the White House? So he could find his way to Russia!
9. Why did Trump refuse to use email? Because he prefers his communication ‘walls’!
10. Why did Trump become an actor? So he could star in his own reality show: “Making America Great Again”!
11. Why did Trump refuse to go to the beach? Because he’s afraid of the tide turning!
12. What’s Trump’s favorite exercise? Jumping to conclusions!
13. Why did Trump become a magician? So he could make his tax returns disappear!
14. What did Trump say when he saw a UFO? “I’m going to build a space wall and make the aliens pay for it!”
15. Why did Trump become a pilot? So he could declare a national emergency every time there’s turbulence!
16. What’s Trump’s favorite fruit? Orange, of course!
17. Why did Trump refuse to use GPS? Because he prefers making his own ‘alternative routes’!
18. Why did Trump become a comedian? Because he’s a natural at delivering punchlines (and punches)!
19. What’s Trump’s favorite type of tea? Reality.
20. Why did Trump bring a spoon to the meeting? Because he heard it was a ‘stirring’ discussion!

1. Why did Trump refuse to play cards? Because he’s tired of people always saying “You’re fired!” when he loses!
2. What’s Trump’s favorite type of sandwich? Anything with extra ‘cheese’!
3. Why did Trump become a gardener? So he could finally grab something other than attention!
4. What did Trump say when he saw a UFO? “I’m going to build a space wall and make the aliens pay for it!”
5. Why did Trump refuse to go to the beach? Because he’s afraid of the tide turning!
6. What’s Trump’s favorite type of music? Anything with a ‘wall’ of sound!
7. Why did Trump become a chef? So he could serve up some ‘covfefe’ cuisine!
8. What did Trump say when he saw a spider? “I’m going to build a wall to keep it out of my room!”
9. Why did Trump become a magician? So he could make his tax returns disappear!
10. What’s Trump’s favorite game at the carnival? “Whack-a-Mole,” because he loves firing things!
11. Why did Trump bring a map to the White House? So he could find his way to Russia!
12. What’s Trump’s favorite type of pizza? One with extra ‘walls’ of cheese!
13. Why did Trump become an actor? So he could star in his own reality show: “Making America Great Again”!
14. Why did Trump go to the bank? To deposit his tweets into his savings account!
15. What did Trump say when asked about his favorite dessert? “Im-peach cobbler!”
16. Why did Trump refuse to use email? Because he prefers his communication ‘walls’!
17. What’s Trump’s favorite type of salad? ‘Iceberg’, because it’s the only one he knows!
18. Why did Trump become a pilot? So he could declare a national emergency every time there’s turbulence!
19. What’s Trump’s favorite type of tea? Reality.
20. Why did Trump become a detective? So he could investigate where all the ‘fake news’ is coming from!

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