- Why did the sine and cosine go to therapy? They needed to work on their relationship issues!
- What did the tangent say to the circle? “You complete me!”
- Why did the triangle go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a decent angle!
- How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor!
- Why did the angle go to the beach? To catch some rays!
- What’s a trigonometric pirate’s favorite weapon? The sine-cosine cannon!
- Why was the angle always so confident? It had a lot of degrees!
- What did one angle say to the other? “You’re acute one!”
- Why did the cosine go to school early? To get ahead in its studies!
- What’s a mathematician’s favorite dance? The cosine slide!
- Why did the triangle apply for a job? It wanted to be well-rounded!
- How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor!
- What’s a triangle’s favorite dessert? Pi!
- Why do trigonometry teachers never get mad? They always stay positive!
- What did one angle say to the other at the party? “Let’s make this night acute one!”
- How do you comfort a trigonometry function? You pat it on the asymptote!
- Why was the right triangle always invited to parties? It knew all the right angles!
- What’s a sine’s favorite type of music? R&B – Radians and Beats!
- Why did the circle refuse to play hide and seek? It knew it would never be a secant!
- How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet with the right angles!

- Why did the angle break up with the triangle? It just wasn’t right!
- What did the cosine say to the tangent? “Stop being so negative!”
- Why did the hypotenuse go to therapy? It had too many issues with its identity crisis!
- How does a mathematician plow a field? With a pro-tractor!
- Why was the sine so confident? It knew it had a positive attitude!
- What’s a triangle’s favorite instrument? The triangle, of course!
- Why did the angle go to the party alone? It couldn’t find anyone with matching degrees!
- What did one angle say to the other? “You’re acute one, aren’t you?”
- Why did the cosine go to the beach? To catch some tan-gents!
- How do trigonometry teachers stay calm? They always remain positive!
- Why was the tangent always running late? It couldn’t find the right path!
- What’s a sine’s favorite breakfast? Trig-cakes!
- Why did the circle refuse to go to the party? It knew it would never be a secant of the cool crowd!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet with the right angles!
- What did the triangle say to the circle? “You’re so well-rounded!”
- Why did the angle start a band? It wanted to be a rockstar in the geometry world!
- How do you make a Venetian blind blush? Tell it a sine-cosine joke!
- What did the tangent say to the sine during an argument? “You’re so obtuse!”
- Why did the mathematician become a musician? They wanted to improve their angle of harmony!
- What’s a math teacher’s favorite fruit? Pi-neapple!

- Why did the angle bring a ladder to the party? To elevate the conversation!
- What’s a sine’s favorite type of party? A cosine-sine extravaganza!
- Why did the circle refuse to argue with the triangle? It knew it would just go in circles!
- What do you call a polygon with a sense of humor? A wit-angle!
- Why was the tangent always invited to brainstorming sessions? It brought a different perspective!
- How did the square solve its problems? It faced them head-on!
- What did the acute angle say to the obtuse angle? “You’re quite out of shape!”
- Why did the cosine get an award? It had the best performance in the sine and cosine dance competition!
- What do you call a triangle that never gets mad? An equanimous triangle!
- How do you compliment a parallel line? You tell it, “You’re right on track!”
- Why did the mathematician bring a ladder to the bar? To try some high-function cocktails!
- What’s a sine’s favorite kind of story? One with a good plot twist!
- Why did the tangent refuse to take sides in the argument? It always stays on the fence!
- What’s a circle’s favorite type of puzzle? A pi-zzle!
- Why was the angle the life of the party? It had acute sense of humor!
- How do you make a triangle laugh? You tell it an acute joke!
- What did the hypotenuse say to the legs? “You two need to stick together for support!”
- Why did the triangle join social media? It wanted to be well-connected!
- What’s a math teacher’s favorite movie genre? Pi-dramedy!
- Why did the sine go to therapy? It had too many issues with its amplitude!

- Why did the angle go to therapy? It had too many issues with its degrees.
- What’s a triangle’s favorite snack? 3.14 chips!
- Why did the sine bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to get high on angles!
- What did the tangent say to the cosine at the dance party? “Let’s find the right angle for a groovy move!”
- How does a mathematician plow a field? With a pro-tractor!
- Why was the angle always confident? It had a positive attitude!
- What’s a circle’s favorite exercise? Pi-lates!
- Why did the hypotenuse apply for a job? It wanted to secure its position!
- What did the acute angle say to the obtuse angle? “You need to change your angle of approach!”
- Why did the triangle break up with the square? It found someone more well-rounded!
- How do you catch a math teacher’s attention? You use acute angle!
- Why did the sine refuse to play hide and seek? It didn’t want to be caught in a cosine!
- What do you call a polygon that loves to shop? A buy-angle!
- Why did the cosine go to the beach? To catch some tan-gents!
- What’s a mathematician’s favorite board game? Tangent and Ladders!
- Why did the right triangle always excel in sports? It knew all the right angles!
- What did the sine say to the cosine during an argument? “You’re so negative!”
- How do you comfort a trigonometry function? You pat it on the asymptote!
- Why was the angle so good at tennis? It had a perfect serve!
- What’s a circle’s favorite type of party? A pi-rty!

- Why did the sine and cosine go to therapy? They needed to work on their relationship issues.
- What did the tangent say to the unit circle? “You complete me.”
- Why do trigonometric functions never argue? They always find a common angle.
- How does a triangle console its friend? It says, “Don’t be so acute, everything will be right.”
- What’s a mathematician’s favorite type of vacation? A sine-cation!
- Why was the right triangle always invited to parties? It had the perfect angle for socializing.
- What did the angle say to the hypotenuse? “You’re really keeping me together.”
- How do you organize a fantastic trigonometry party? You plan it around the unit circle!
- Why did the cosine bring a ladder to the party? To reach the high points of the sine waves!
- What do you call a triangle that sends secret messages? An isosceles spy.
- Why did the secant go to therapy? It had issues with boundaries.
- How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor!
- Why did the angle go to school early? It wanted to be acute student.
- What’s a trigonometric pirate’s favorite weapon? A sin-sword!
- How do you comfort a scared angle? You add a little sec-urity.
- What do you call a triangle that takes up photography? An iso-celeb.
- Why did the tangent get in trouble? It couldn’t stay away from the curves!
- What did one angle say to the other at the beach? “Let’s make some tan-lines!”
- Why did the triangle bring a pencil to the party? It wanted to draw attention.
- How do you throw a trigonometry party in space? You planet!

- Why did the triangle go to school early? It wanted to be on time for its acute class!
- What did the square say to the triangle? “You’re so pointy, you must be a cutie-angle!”
- How do you make a circle giggle? Tickleradius!
- Why did the angle get in trouble? It couldn’t keep its points straight!
- What’s a circle’s favorite game? Spin the radius!
- Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear, just like a tangent without its cosines!
- How does a triangle organize a sleepover? With a pyjama-party-gon!
- What did the square say to the triangle at the party? “Let’s make some shape-music – we’ll be the tri-squares band!”
- Why did the little circle get dizzy? It went around too many times trying to find its circumference!
- What’s a polygon’s favorite subject in school? Geometry – it’s all about shapes!
- Why did the angle go to the doctor? It was having acute pain.
- How does a triangle keep its pants up? With trigonometric belts!
- What’s a circle’s favorite type of race? A circumference marathon!
- Why did the triangle take a vacation? To get away from its acute stress!
- What’s a parallelogram’s favorite TV show? “Law and Order: Special Parallelogram Unit!”
- What did the obtuse angle say to the acute angle? “You’re so edgy!”
- How does a circle say goodbye? “See you ’round!”
- Why was the math book feeling adventurous? It wanted to explore its unknowns!
- What’s a triangle’s favorite kind of party? One with acute decorations!

- Why did the tangent and the cosine go to dinner? They heard it was a hot angle joint.
- What’s a mathematician’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right!”
- Why do trigonometric functions throw the best parties? They always know how to find the perfect angle for a good time.
- What’s a triangle’s favorite position? Acute-ly on top!
- How did the mathematician propose? With a cosine ring – it was a perfect fit!
- Why did the sine break up with the cosine? Too many unresolved issues.
- What’s the math teacher’s favorite type of wine? Trig-gio!
- How does a mathematician flirt? They find the right angle!
- What’s a circle’s favorite type of party? One with endless curves and infinite possibilities!
- Why was the triangle invited to the exclusive club? It had connections in all the right places.
- How do mathematicians stay warm in the winter? They gather around the cos-y fireplace!
- What’s a parallelogram’s favorite dessert? Pi-squared!
- Why did the angle get a promotion? It had a sharp mind for business!
- What did the triangle say to the circle at the bar? “Your curves are making me dizzy.”
- What’s a sine’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good rhythm and periodic beats!
- How do mathematicians party on weekends? They go off on a tangent!
- What’s a triangle’s guilty pleasure TV show? “Love Triangles and Other Affairs of the Geometry.”
- Why did the protractor become a detective? It was excellent at investigating angles.
- What’s a polygon’s favorite type of humor? Punny-gons!
- Why did the mathematician throw a party for irrational numbers? Because they just go on forever!

- Why did the triangle go to therapy? It had too many acute issues.
- What did the tangent say to the sine at the party? “Let’s get this angle jumping!”
- Why do trigonometry teachers never argue? They always find a common sine.
- How does a trigonometry pirate solve problems? With his trusty arghhh-tangent!
- What’s a cosine’s favorite instrument? The saxophone – it’s always playing smooth curves!
- Why don’t trigonometry jokes work in 3D space? Because the humor gets lost in translation!
- Why was the angle always calm? It had a natural cosine demeanor.
- How do you organize a fantastic party for trigonometric functions? Plan it to be a sine of success!
- Why did the right triangle go to therapy with the isosceles? It needed some angle mediation.
- What did one angle say to the other? “You’re acute angle, buddy!”
- Why was the sine so compassionate? It always knew how to lend a helping angle.
- What did the cosine say to the tangent at the beach? “Let’s catch some waves and surf the cosine curve!”
- Why did the angle start a band? It wanted to make some harmonious degrees!
- How do you comfort a trigonometry function? You give it a cosine-oling hug!
- Why did the triangle apply for a job? It wanted to secure a good sine-income.
- What did the angle say to the hypotenuse? “You complete me.”
- Why did the sine bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to reach new heights in the cosine.
- How does a triangle end a conversation? It says, “I’ll see you at the vertex!”
- What’s a mathematician’s favorite type of tree? The cosine tree – it has great roots!
- Why did the circle refuse to play with the triangles? It found them too square!

- Why did the triangle join the gym? It wanted to get in shape – preferably, the right one!
- What did one angle say to the other? “You’re acute-ly charming!”
- How do trigonometric functions apologize? They say, “I’m sorry if I caused any tangent-ling feelings.”
- What’s a triangle’s favorite dance move? The hypotenuse hop!
- Why did the sine bring a ladder to the party? To elevate the mood!
- How does a cosine say goodbye? “It’s time for me to take off at a right angle.”
- What did the tangent say to the cosine on Valentine’s Day? “You’re the one that complements me!”
- Why did the triangle go on a diet? It wanted to keep its angles sharp!
- How do you comfort a sine function? You give it a warm embrace and say, “You’re in my cosine of care.”
- Why did the circle break up with the triangle? It couldn’t stand the constant triangles!
- What’s a trigonometry teacher’s favorite type of movie? A rom-com-plicated love story!
- How do you compliment a right triangle? “You’re always in the right place at the right angle!”
- Why did the cosine go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a suitable plus one!
- What do you call a triangle that loves snacks? A munch-angle!
- Why did the sine bring a camera to the beach? It wanted to capture some radian moments!
- What did the angle say during the breakup? “It’s not you; it’s me – I need some space!”
- How does a trigonometry comedian end a show? With a grand finale-sine!
- Why did the triangle apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to make dough with its angles!
- What’s a cosine’s favorite vacation destination? The cosine-tropics!
- Why did the tangent go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues!