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  1. Why did the transformer break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn’t handle his shifting moods!
  2. What do you call a transformer who’s a fantastic dancer? Disco-bot!
  3. Why did the transformer bring a ladder to work? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
  4. How does a transformer apologize? He says, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to switch gears like that!”
  5. What’s a transformer’s favorite part of a computer? The motherboard!
  6. Why did the transformer go to school? To upgrade his circuits!
  7. How do you invite a transformer to a party? You send him a watt’s app!
  8. What’s a transformer’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
  9. Why did the transformer refuse to fight? Because he was a pacifist!
  10. What’s a transformer’s favorite food? Charged particles!
  11. Why did the transformer bring a map to the party? Because he didn’t want to get lost in translation!
  12. What did one transformer say to the other about the rainy weather? “Don’t worry, we won’t rust, we’ll just transform into submarines!”
  13. Why did the transformer break the alarm clock? Because he wanted to be a “Transformer in Disguise”!
  14. What’s a transformer’s favorite sport? Powerlifting!
  15. Why did the transformer become an artist? Because he wanted to draw attention!
  16. What did the transformer say when asked about his favorite book? “The Autobots’ Guide to the Galaxy!”
  17. Why did the transformer become a chef? Because he loved to cook up electrifying recipes!
  18. How do you fix a broken transformer? With a jolt of inspiration!
  19. Why was the transformer afraid of heights? Because he was afraid of stepping out of his comfort zone!
  20. What’s a transformer’s favorite movie? “The Spark Knight Rises!”
  1. Why did the transformer go to therapy? To work on his identity issues!
  2. What do you call a transformer who loves to garden? Optimus Prime-thumb!
  3. Why did the transformer go to the beach? To catch some waves and recharge!
  4. What’s a transformer’s favorite dessert? Shockolate cake!
  5. Why did the transformer get a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to make some dough!
  6. What did one transformer say to the other about their bad jokes? “Looks like we need an upgrade in humor circuits!”
  7. Why was the transformer bad at telling jokes? Because he kept botching the punchlines!
  8. What did the transformer say to the car? “You auto know, I’m in charge here!”
  9. Why was the transformer always getting lost? Because he kept shifting gears!
  10. What did the transformer say to the blender? “You’re just a mix-in disguise!”
  11. Why did the transformer refuse to fight? Because he was too busy trying to find his inner peace!
  12. What’s a transformer’s favorite kind of music? Heavy metal, of course!
  13. Why did the transformer bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to raise the roof!
  14. What do you call a transformer who’s a magician? Trans-former-dini!
  15. Why did the transformer break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn’t handle his electric personality!
  16. What did the transformer say when he won the lottery? “I’m going to upgrade to a mansion!”
  17. Why did the transformer go to school? To learn how to transform his life!
  18. What did the transformer say to his friend who was always late? “You need to learn how to transform time!”
  19. Why did the transformer become a detective? Because he was great at uncovering secrets!
  20. What did one transformer say to the other at the gym? “Let’s pump some iron and charge up!”

  1. Why did the transformer break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn’t handle his changing moods!
  2. What do you call a transformer who loves to gamble? Bet-a-tron!
  3. Why did the transformer go to school? To get a little ‘trans-form-ation’!
  4. How does a transformer apologize? It says, “I’m sorry, I’ll try to be more ‘current’ next time!”
  5. Why did the transformer bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to ‘elevate’ the atmosphere!
  6. What did the transformer say to the circuit board? “You complete me!”
  7. Why did the transformer go to therapy? To work through its ‘identity crisis’!
  8. How does a transformer get fit? It does ‘power-ups’!
  9. Why did the transformer refuse to fight? Because it believed in ‘peaceful resistance’!
  10. What did one transformer say to the other about their electricity bill? “It’s shocking how much power we use!”
  11. Why did the transformer bring a map to the party? Because it wanted to ‘transform’ the conversation!
  12. How do transformers communicate with each other? Through ‘transmissions’!
  13. Why was the transformer always calm? Because it knew how to ‘regulate’ its emotions!
  14. What did the transformer say when it won the race? “I’m ‘wired’ for victory!”
  15. Why did the transformer become a musician? Because it wanted to ‘amp up’ the energy!
  16. How does a transformer keep its secrets safe? It uses ‘encryption’!
  17. Why was the transformer terrible at poker? Because it couldn’t ‘keep a straight face’!
  18. What did the transformer say to its friend who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, I’ll help you ‘recharge’!”
  19. Why was the transformer always the life of the party? Because it knew how to ‘transform’ any dull moment!
  20. How did the transformer become a successful entrepreneur? It had a knack for ‘power deals’!
  1. Why was the transformer always running late? Because it kept ‘transforming’ its schedule!
  2. What did the transformer say to the toaster? “Let’s stick together, we’re both good at ‘transforming’ things!”
  3. Why did the transformer bring a flashlight to the party? Because it wanted to ‘light up’ the dance floor!
  4. How does a transformer keep its cool? It has a built-in ‘coolant’ system!
  5. Why did the transformer go to the beach? To work on its ‘transform’!
  6. What’s a transformer’s favorite dance move? The ‘electric slide’!
  7. Why did the transformer break up with its girlfriend? She couldn’t handle its ‘power surge’!
  8. How does a transformer answer the phone? “Trans-former speaking!”
  9. Why was the transformer always the center of attention? Because it knew how to ‘power up’ the conversation!
  10. What did the transformer say to the vending machine? “Let’s ‘transform’ some snacks!”
  11. Why was the transformer so popular at parties? Because it knew how to ‘amp’ up the fun!
  12. How does a transformer keep its hair in place? With ‘electrical gel’!
  13. Why did the transformer join a band? Because it wanted to ‘transform’ the music scene!
  14. What did one transformer say to the other about their car troubles? “Looks like we need a ‘recharge’!”
  15. Why was the transformer always in demand? Because it knew how to ‘power through’ any task!
  16. How does a transformer stay organized? It uses a ‘circuit planner’!
  17. What did the transformer say to the power outlet? “I’m ‘charged’ up to see you!”
  18. Why did the transformer get a job in construction? It loved ‘transforming’ blueprints into reality!
  19. How does a transformer apologize? It says, “Sorry, I’m going through a ‘power outage’ of emotions!”
  20. Why did the transformer bring a magnet to the party? Because it wanted to attract some ‘positive energy’!

  1. Why did the transformer break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn’t handle his constant need for space.
  2. How do transformers stay fit? They do circuit training.
  3. Why was the transformer always invited to parties? Because he could always switch up the vibe.
  4. What’s a transformer’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal.
  5. Why did the transformer go to school? To learn how to transform his life.
  6. How do transformers communicate? Through trans-missions.
  7. Why did the transformer go to therapy? To work through his identity crisis.
  8. What do you call a transformer that’s also a musician? Optimus Rhyme.
  9. Why did the transformer bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to reach new heights.
  10. What’s a transformer’s favorite holiday? Transformersgiving.
  11. Why did the transformer get a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to make doughnuts in disguise.
  12. What did the transformer say to the socket? “I’m plugged in for a shockingly good time.”
  13. Why did the transformer get a pet fish? Because he wanted a little transformer.
  14. What did the transformer say to his friend? “Let’s transform and roll out!”
  15. Why did the transformer start a garden? Because he wanted to grow and transform.
  16. What do you call a transformer that loves to dance? A disco-bot.
  17. Why did the transformer become a comedian? Because he could always switch up the punchlines.
  18. What’s a transformer’s favorite dessert? Power pudding.
  19. Why did the transformer become a detective? Because he could always find the missing piece.
  20. What do you call a transformer that’s also a magician? Optimus Prime the Great.
  1. Why did the transformer bring a pencil to school? To draw his own circuits.
  2. What do you call a baby transformer? A little spark plug.
  3. Why did the transformer go to bed early? Because he needed to recharge his batteries for school.
  4. What’s a transformer’s favorite subject in school? Math, because they love to count their parts.
  5. Why was the transformer always picked first for teams? Because he could always transform the game.
  6. How did the transformer fix his toy car? With a little bit of “auto-bot” magic.
  7. What’s a transformer’s favorite bedtime story? “The Little Engine That Could Transform.”
  8. Why did the transformer bring a wrench to the playground? In case he needed to tighten his bolts.
  9. What do you call a transformer’s favorite snack? Microchips and dip.
  10. Why did the transformer get detention? Because he couldn’t stop transforming in class.
  11. What’s a transformer’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The roller-coaster, because it’s a real thrill to transform on the loops.
  12. Why did the transformer go to the beach? To catch some waveforms.
  13. What do you call a transformer’s favorite game? Hide and recharge.
  14. Why did the transformer wear sunglasses? To hide his “transformer” eyes.
  15. What’s a transformer’s favorite sport? Circuit racing.
  16. Why did the transformer bring a toolbox to the party? Because he wanted to be the life of the “transformer party.”
  17. What did the baby transformer say to his mom? “I’m just a little short circuit.”
  18. Why did the transformer get excited for school? Because he loved learning how to transform his world.
  19. What’s a transformer’s favorite color? Electric blue.
  20. Why did the transformer go to the doctor? Because he felt a bit “out of gear.”

  1. Why did the transformer break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn’t handle his constant need for space.
  2. How do transformers stay fit? They do circuit training.
  3. Why was the transformer always invited to parties? Because he could always switch up the vibe.
  4. What’s a transformer’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal.
  5. Why did the transformer go to school? To learn how to transform his life.
  6. How do transformers communicate? Through trans-missions.
  7. Why did the transformer go to therapy? To work through his identity crisis.
  8. What do you call a transformer that’s also a musician? Optimus Rhyme.
  9. Why did the transformer bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to reach new heights.
  10. What’s a transformer’s favorite holiday? Transformersgiving.
  11. Why did the transformer get a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to make doughnuts in disguise.
  12. What did the transformer say to the socket? “I’m plugged in for a shockingly good time.”
  13. Why did the transformer get a pet fish? Because he wanted a little transformer.
  14. What did the transformer say to his friend? “Let’s transform and roll out!”
  15. Why did the transformer start a garden? Because he wanted to grow and transform.
  16. What do you call a transformer that loves to dance? A disco-bot.
  17. Why did the transformer become a comedian? Because he could always switch up the punchlines.
  18. What’s a transformer’s favorite dessert? Power pudding.
  19. Why did the transformer become a detective? Because he could always find the missing piece.
  20. What do you call a transformer that’s also a magician? Optimus Prime the Great.
  1. Why did the transformer get a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to make doughnuts in disguise.
  2. What did the transformer say to the socket? “I’m plugged in for a shockingly good time.”
  3. Why did the transformer get a pet fish? Because he wanted a little transformer.
  4. What did the transformer say to his friend? “Let’s transform and roll out!”
  5. Why did the transformer start a garden? Because he wanted to grow and transform.
  6. What do you call a transformer that loves to dance? A disco-bot.
  7. Why did the transformer become a comedian? Because he could always switch up the punchlines.
  8. What’s a transformer’s favorite dessert? Power pudding.
  9. Why did the transformer become a detective? Because he could always find the missing piece.
  10. What do you call a transformer that’s also a magician? Optimus Prime the Great.
  11. Why did the transformer go to the hardware store? He needed some new bolts to hold his family together.
  12. Why did the transformer go to the beach? To catch some waveforms.
  13. Why did the transformer bring a toolbox to the party? Because he wanted to be the life of the “transformer party.”
  14. Why did the transformer bring a magnifying glass to the picnic? To inspect the ants’ transformer community.
  15. Why did the transformer bring a map to the forest? To find his way through the transformer trees.
  16. Why did the transformer buy a new car? Because his old one kept transforming into a pumpkin at midnight.
  17. Why did the transformer become a chef? Because he wanted to “cook up” some new transformations.
  18. Why did the transformer go to the zoo? To see if he could communicate with the animals using his transformer skills.
  19. Why did the transformer start a book club? Because he wanted to discuss “The Autobots’ Guide to Life.”
  20. Why did the transformer bring a pillow to the movie theater? In case he needed to “transform” into sleep mode.

  1. Why did the transformer go to the party? To ‘transform’ the atmosphere!
  2. What did the transformer say to the cheese? “Let’s ‘cheddar’ to transform together!”
  3. Why did the transformer become an artist? Because he wanted to ‘transform’ ordinary objects into masterpieces!
  4. What’s a transformer’s favorite dance move? The ‘trans-form’ shuffle!
  5. Why was the transformer always happy? Because he had a ‘positive charge’!
  6. What did the transformer say to his crush? “You’ve transformed my world!”
  7. Why did the transformer bring a wrench to the picnic? To ‘transform’ any awkward situations!
  8. What do you call a transformer in a hurry? A ‘fast-former’!
  9. Why did the transformer get a job at the bakery? He wanted to ‘transform’ dough into delicious treats!
  10. What’s a transformer’s favorite exercise? ‘Transform’-ations!
  11. Why did the transformer bring sunglasses to the beach? To ‘transform’ his look under the sun!
  12. What did the transformer say to the mirror? “Reflect on how we can ‘transform’ together!”
  13. Why did the transformer start a band? To ‘transform’ the music scene!
  14. What’s a transformer’s favorite game? ‘Transform’ and Seek!
  15. Why did the transformer go to the party alone? He wanted to ‘transform’ into the life of the party!
  16. What did the transformer say to the computer? “Let’s ‘transform’ data into wisdom!”
  17. Why was the transformer always in demand? Because he knew how to ‘transform’ any situation!
  18. What did the transformer say to the vacuum cleaner? “Let’s ‘transform’ cleaning into fun!”
  19. Why did the transformer bring a magnifying glass to the picnic? To ‘transform’ small details into big memories!
  20. What’s a transformer’s favorite hobby? ‘Transform’-forming friendships!

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