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1. Why did Woody never become a stand-up comedian? Because his jokes always had a Woody punchline!
2. What do you call Buzz Lightyear’s dance moves? The “To Infinity and Boogie!”
3. How does Mr. Potato Head stay calm in stressful situations? He keeps his eyes peeled!
4. Why did the toy dinosaur go to therapy? It had too many prehistoric issues!
5. What’s Bo Peep’s favorite type of music? Country, because it’s always “sheep” and cheerful!
6. How do the Toy Story characters stay fit? They do the “Slinky Stretch” every morning!
7. Why did Hamm the piggy bank start a rock band? Because he wanted to make some “coin” music!
8. What’s Rex’s favorite game? Hide and go squeak!
9. Why did Jessie bring a ladder to the toy party? She heard the drinks were on the house!
10. What’s the Toy Story alien’s favorite subject in school? The space-time “claw”-culus!
11. What did Slinky Dog say when he won the lottery? “I’m feeling a little ‘spring’ in my step!”
12. Why did the Green Army Men start a landscaping business? They wanted to “mold” the terrain!
13. What’s Woody’s favorite type of coffee? Brew Lightyear!
14. How does Buzz Lightyear answer the phone? To “infinity and hello”!
15. Why did the toys throw a party in Andy’s room? They wanted to have a “playdate”!
16. What did the toy car say to Woody when he was sad? “Cheer up, life’s a ‘joy’ ride!”
17. Why did Bo Peep become a detective? She was good at finding lost “sheep”!
18. What’s the secret to Mr. Potato Head’s skincare routine? A-peeling masks!
19. How did the toys react when they heard a joke? They laughed so hard, they fell apart!
20. Why did Forky start a cooking show? He wanted to teach everyone how to “stir up” some fun!

1. Why did Woody challenge Buzz to a staring contest? He wanted to see who could be more “action”-packed!
2. How does Hamm the pig start a conversation? He always opens with “Pork you glad to see me?”
3. What’s Rex’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a “roar”-ing good plot!
4. Why did Bo Peep start a bakery? She wanted to make “shear” delicious treats!
5. How does Slinky Dog answer the phone? “Hello, this is ‘stretching’ the truth!”
6. What did the toy cow say to Woody? “You’ve got a friend in ‘moo’!”
7. Why did the toy robot apply for a job at the toy factory? It wanted to be a “nut and bolt” specialist!
8. What’s the Toy Story aliens’ favorite social media platform? “The Claw”-destine chat!
9. Why did Mr. Potato Head become a comedian? He wanted to prove he had a real “funny bone”!
10. How does Jessie organize her closet? She yodels all the items into place!
11. Why did Buzz Lightyear enroll in cooking classes? To learn how to make “intergalactic” pancakes!
12. What’s Forky’s favorite party game? “Stick the parts on Forky”!
13. Why did the toys start a band? They wanted to play “instrumental” roles in Andy’s life!
14. What’s the Green Army Men’s favorite game night activity? “Strategize and conquer!”
15. How does the Toy Story cowboy stay cool in the summer? He always carries a “fan-tastic” hat!
16. Why did the toy car apply for a job as a DJ? It wanted to spin some “wheel-y” good tunes!
17. What’s the alien’s favorite snack? “Space chips” that are out of this world!
18. Why did Woody bring a ladder to the toy party? He heard the drinks were “sky-high”!
19. How does Buzz Lightyear apologize? He says, “To infinity and beyond… my bad!”
20. What’s the toys’ favorite vacation destination? Disney-“toy”-land!

1. Why did Woody become a mathematician? He’s great at “counting” on his friends!
2. What’s Buzz Lightyear’s favorite programming language? Assembly-“to infinity and beyond”!
3. How does Mr. Potato Head express himself? He believes in “emoticon”-al intelligence!
4. Why did the toy dinosaur start a philosophy club? It wanted to explore the “deep rex-oning” of life!
5. What’s Bo Peep’s favorite literary genre? Romantic “sheep”-novels!
6. How does Slinky Dog handle criticism? He takes it with a “stretch” of humor!
7. Why did Hamm the pig attend business school? He wanted to become a “capitalist” piggy bank!
8. What’s Rex’s favorite genre of film? Dino-“docu-roar”-ies!
9. Why did Jessie start a technology blog? She’s an expert at “yodel”-ing in binary!
10. How does Forky stay organized? He believes in “disposable” time management!
11. What’s the secret to Buzz Lightyear’s success? He always aims for the “stars”!
12. Why did the toys start a detective agency? They wanted to solve the mystery of the missing socks!
13. What’s Woody’s favorite genre of music? Country, because it’s all about the “rootin’ tootin'” rhythm!
14. How does the alien stay calm under pressure? It practices “zen”-tangle art!
15. Why did Mr. Potato Head open a comedy club? He’s a master of “spud”-taneous humor!
16. What’s the Green Army Men’s favorite strategy game? Chess, because it involves “tactical toy”-moves!
17. How does Jessie handle stress? She practices the art of “yodelaxation”!
18. Why did the toy car become an engineer? It wanted to design the “fast track” to success!
19. What’s Bo Peep’s favorite type of workout? “Sheep”-aerobics!
20. Why did Woody become a fashion designer? He knows the importance of a good “thread”!

1. Why did Buzz Lightyear get a job at the bakery? To make “space” cakes!
2. How does Slinky Dog answer the phone? “Ring-a-doodle-doo!”
3. What’s Rex’s favorite music genre? “Roar”ock and roll!
4. Why did Mr. Potato Head go to therapy? He needed to “peel” back some layers!
5. What’s Bo Peep’s favorite party game? “Sheep”-s and ladders!
6. How does Hamm stay cool in the summer? He’s one “cool piggy bank”!
7. Why did Jessie bring a ladder to the toy party? She heard the drinks were on the “high” shelf!
8. What’s Forky’s favorite social media platform? “Insta-fork” for quick updates!
9. Why did the toy robot start a band? It wanted to make some “mechanical” music!
10. How does Buzz Lightyear stay organized? He uses a “to-do infinity list”!
11. Why did Woody become a gardener? He loves to “root” for his friends!
12. What’s the Toy Story alien’s favorite exercise? The “eterni-lift”!
13. Why did the toy car become a detective? It wanted to solve the case of the missing “spare” parts!
14. How does the Green Army Men unwind after a battle? They play “stratego”!
15. What’s Woody’s favorite app? “Sheriff-sync” for keeping things in order!
16. Why did the toys start a book club? To discuss their favorite “toy”-les!
17. How does Bo Peep stay fit? She practices “sheep”-aerobics!
18. What’s the secret to Hamm’s wealth? He’s always “banking” on a good investment!
19. Why did the toy dinosaur become a chef? It loves to “stir up” some fun in the kitchen!
20. How does Jessie fix a broken heart? She uses the “lasso of love”!

1. Why did Woody go to therapy? He had too many issues with his pull string.
2. How does Buzz Lightyear order his coffee? To infinity and beyond cream and sugar!
3. What do you call it when Mr. Potato Head tells a joke? A spud-tacular punchline!
4. Why did Bo Peep break up with Woody? She found someone who wasn’t a “string” along.
5. How do toys communicate with each other? Through a Woody-toy translator!
6. What’s Hamm’s favorite game? Piggy in the middle!
7. Why did Slinky Dog become a detective? He had a nose for the case!
8. What did Rex say to the dinosaur toy? “You’re my dino-sore loser friend!”
9. Why did the alien toy apply for a job? It wanted to find a new “space” to play!
10. What’s the secret to Buzz Lightyear’s shiny suit? He uses Woody’s polish-up lines!
11. Why did Jessie become a gardener? She wanted to grow up on the wildflower side!
12. What did the toy say at the comedy club? “I’m a real stand-up guy!”
13. How does Bo Peep take her tea? With a side of shepherd’s pie!
14. Why did the toy cross the road? To get to the play-date on the other side!
15. What’s the favorite dance move of the Toy Story characters? The Woody-Boogie!
16. Why did the army men toy enlist in the military? He wanted to be a “plastic” surgeon!
17. What do you call a toy who’s always late? Tardy Story!
18. How does Slinky Dog answer the phone? “Hello? I’m all ears!”
19. What’s Hamm’s favorite TV show? “Breaking Pig”!
20. Why did the toy bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!

1. Why did Woody bring a pencil to Toy Story class? To draw his weapons of mass “construction”!
2. What’s Buzz Lightyear’s favorite subject in school? Space-tory!
3. How does Slinky Dog do his homework? He stretches his imagination!
4. Why did Bo Peep bring a sheep to school? For a “baa-rilliant” show and tell!
5. What did Mr. Potato Head say to the toy who was misbehaving? “You’re really spudding my patience!”
6. Why did Jessie take a toy horse to school? She wanted to ride into the “yee-haw-demic” of fun!
7. How does Rex study for exams? He roars all the answers aloud to memorize them!
8. What’s the favorite game of the aliens? Hide and “seek” from The Claw!
9. Why did the toy car refuse to go to school? It wanted to avoid the traffic of questions!
10. What did the toy say during the spelling bee? “I before E, except after C-3PO!”
11. Why did the toy invite everyone to its birthday party? It wanted to have a “play-tastic” time!
12. What’s Hamm’s favorite school lunch? Sloppy Joes…ink!
13. Why did the toy cross the playground? To get to the other toy-slide!
14. What’s the toy’s favorite subject on a rainy day? History, because it loves making “rainy-dates”!
15. Why did the army men toy become a math tutor? He knew how to “en-list” numbers!
16. What did the toy bring to the art class? A “draw-dropping” masterpiece!
17. Why did the toy bring a ladder to school? It heard the grades were up in the air!
18. What’s the favorite song of the Toy Story characters? “You’ve Got a Friend in Math”!
19. Why did the toy bring a suitcase to school? It wanted to pack in all the fun!
20. What’s Buzz Lightyear’s favorite type of math? Infinity and beyond-gonometry!

1. Why did Woody apply for a job at the office? He heard they had a “desk-tination” for success!
2. What’s Buzz Lightyear’s favorite pick-up line? “Are you made of alien material? Because you’ve got me seeing stars!”
3. How does Mr. Potato Head keep his cool in stressful situations? He puts on his poker face.
4. Why did Bo Peep become a motivational speaker? She knew how to keep her flock inspired!
5. What advice did Jessie give Woody about relationships? “Don’t be a ‘pull-string’ along, be a partner in crime!”
6. What’s Slinky Dog’s favorite type of music? Smooth jazz – he’s all about those relaxing stretches!
7. Why did the alien toy start a podcast? It wanted to explore the infinite possibilities of conversation!
8. What did Hamm say at the toy investment seminar? “Invest wisely, and you’ll be rolling in the plastic!”
9. Why did Rex become a stand-up comedian? He wanted to conquer his stage fright by facing the “roar” of the crowd!
10. How does Bo Peep unwind after a long day? She knits her thoughts away.
11. Why did Buzz Lightyear start a fashion line? To showcase the latest trends from infinity and beyond!
12. What’s Mr. Potato Head’s secret talent? He’s a master of disguise, especially when it comes to his true feelings!
13. Why did Jessie become a detective? She had a knack for unraveling the strings of mystery!
14. What’s the toy’s favorite cocktail? The Woody Whiskey – it’s always neat!
15. Why did the army men start a rock band? They wanted to march to the beat of their own drum!
16. What’s the favorite movie genre of the Toy Story characters? Woody loves westerns because they’re always a “rootin-tootin'” good time!
17. Why did the toy car become a race car driver? It wanted to experience the fast lane of life!
18. What’s the favorite vacation destination for the Toy Story gang? Toykyo – where dreams come in action figures!
19. Why did the toy bring a bottle of wine to the reunion? To let the memories age like fine plastic!
20. What’s Buzz Lightyear’s advice for success? “Reach for the stars, but don’t forget to enjoy the space in between!”

1. Why did Woody become a chef? He heard it was the best way to “grill” his problems!
2. What’s Buzz Lightyear’s favorite dance move? The intergalactic two-step!
3. How does Mr. Potato Head like his coffee? He prefers it “mashed” up with cream and sugar!
4. Why did Bo Peep start a gardening club? She wanted to show off her skills at “shear” determination!
5. What’s Jessie’s favorite type of music? Country tunes, because she loves a good yee-haw!
6. Why did Slinky Dog become a stand-up comedian? He knew how to “stretch” a joke!
7. What’s the alien toy’s favorite game? UFO-hide and seek!
8. Why did Hamm become a banker? He knew how to bring home the “bacon” coins!
9. Why did Rex become a motivational speaker? He wanted to roar everyone towards success!
10. What’s Bo Peep’s advice for a tidy home? “Shear” determination and a good dusting!
11. Why did Buzz Lightyear become a musician? To play the hits from “infinity and beyond”!
12. What’s Mr. Potato Head’s favorite type of humor? Wry fries!
13. Why did Jessie start a detective agency? She wanted to lasso the truth!
14. What’s the toy’s favorite movie? “The Good, the Bad, and the Plastic!”
15. Why did the army men start a lawn care business? They knew how to march in perfect “lawn” formation!
16. Why did Woody become a weatherman? He was always on top of the “forecast”!
17. What’s Buzz Lightyear’s favorite dad joke? “Why did the toy bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!”
18. Why did the toy car become a mechanic? It wanted to be a real “gearhead”!
19. What’s the favorite vacation spot for Toy Story characters? Hamm-sterdam – a city where the currency is piggy banks!
20. Why did the toy bring a map to the comedy club? It wanted to find the “funny bone”!

1. Why did Woody become a pizza chef? Because he wanted to make the most “rootin-tootin'” cheesy pies in town!
2. What’s Buzz Lightyear’s favorite type of cheese? Gouda infinity and beyond!
3. How does Mr. Potato Head like his cheeseburgers? “Spud-tacularly” loaded!
4. Why did Bo Peep open a cheese shop? She wanted to create a “shear” delight for cheese lovers!
5. What do you call a cheesy love story between toys? A rom-com-bination!
6. Why did Jessie apply for a job at the cheese factory? She wanted to lasso some “cheddar”!
7. What’s Slinky Dog’s favorite type of cheese? Swiss – he likes the way it stretches!
8. Why did the alien toy open a cheese-themed amusement park? To make sure everyone had a “gouda” time!
9. What’s Hamm’s favorite type of cheese? Pig-parmesan!
10. Why did Rex audition for a cheese commercial? He wanted to prove he could be a “roaring” success!
11. What’s Bo Peep’s favorite cheesy snack? Ewe-dam cheese and crackers!
12. Why did Buzz Lightyear become a cheese sculptor? To create sculptures that are out of this “curd!”
13. What’s Mr. Potato Head’s favorite cheesy joke? “Why did the cheese go to therapy? It had too many emotional issues and needed to be grated.”
14. Why did Jessie and Woody start a cheese-themed band? Because they wanted to play “melodies” of cheesy goodness!
15. What’s the alien toy’s favorite cheese-related magic trick? The disappearing curd!
16. Why did Hamm become a cheese judge? He knew how to bring home the bacon-wrapped cheese!
17. What’s Slinky Dog’s favorite cheesy pickup line? “Are you made of cheddar? Because you’re looking sharp!”
18. Why did the army men start a cheese club? They wanted to march to the “cheddar” beat!
19. What’s Buzz Lightyear’s favorite cheesy movie? “To Brie or Not to Brie: A Space Cheese Odyssey!”
20. Why did the toy bring a block of cheese to the comedy club? It wanted to add some extra “cheese-larity” to the jokes!

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