240+ Rolls of Toilet Paper Jokes

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240+ Rolls of Toilet Paper Jokes

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Let’s take an exhilarating plunge into the world of bathroom essentials, where the humble guardian of hygiene—loo rolls, TP, bumf, or restroom ribbon—holds sway. As we tiptoe into this comedic realm, prepare for a rib-tickling journey through the quirks and crinkles of toilet paper humor. So, grab a seat (preferably not the one with an empty roll) and get ready to unroll a cascade of laughter!

“20 Rolls of Laughs: The Tissue-tickling Toilet Paper Jokes!”

  1. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
  2. What’s a toilet’s favorite type of music? Jazz, because it’s always in the bathroom!
  3. Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
  4. What do you call a dinosaur that cleans up after itself? A mop and toilet-paper-us!
  5. How does toilet paper celebrate Valentine’s Day? With lots of hugs and squeezes!
  6. Why did the toilet paper go to school? It wanted to get some “sheet” music!
  7. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite TV show? The Big Bang Roll!
  8. Why was the toilet paper running late? It got held up in a messy situation!
  9. What did the toilet paper say to the hand? “I’ve got you covered!”
  10. How do you find a missing roll of toilet paper? Follow the scent!
  11. Why did the toilet paper break up with the tissue? It couldn’t handle the rough times!
  12. What do you get when you cross a stream with toilet paper? Wet wipes!
  13. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill with a loaf of bread? It wanted to wipe out hunger!
  14. What’s toilet paper’s favorite sport? Bowling – it’s all about those strikes!
  15. Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It had issues with self-esteem!
  16. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite song? “Wipe Out” by The Surfaris!
  17. How do you unlock a bathroom door? With a “loot” key (loo key)!
  18. Why did the toilet paper get a job as a detective? It was good at cracking cases!
  19. What did the toilet paper say to the pencil? “You’ve got some good points, but I’m on a roll!”
  20. How do you know when you’ve found a good roll of toilet paper? It leaves a lasting impression!
  1. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? Because it wanted to get to the bottom!
  2. What did one toilet paper say to the other? “Are you feeling a bit wiped out?”
  3. Why was the toilet paper sad? Because it felt like it was on a roll, but it never got any recognition!
  4. What do you call a nervous roll of toilet paper? Anxiety wipe.
  5. Why did the toilet paper bring a friend to the party? Because it wanted to unwind together!
  6. How does toilet paper celebrate its birthday? By throwing a big roll party!
  7. What did the toilet paper say to the pen? “You’ve got to be rolling with me!”
  8. Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To get to the bottom of the other side!
  9. What do you get when you cross toilet paper with a skunk? Stinky rolls!
  10. Why did the toilet paper go to school? It wanted to get a little sheet-smart!
  11. Why did the toilet paper go to the beach? It wanted to soak up the sun!
  12. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite game? Roll-playing!
  13. Why was the toilet paper blushing? Because it saw the bathroom tissue!
  14. What do you call a toilet paper superhero? The Flusher!
  15. Why did the toilet paper break up with the tissue? Because it felt like it was being ripped off!
  16. Why did the toilet paper refuse to fight? Because it was on a peace roll!
  17. What did one roll of toilet paper say to the other roll? “You’re really on a roll today!”
  18. Why did the toilet paper go to the party alone? Because it heard it was going to be a blast!
  19. How does toilet paper stay motivated? It sets lofty roll goals!
  20. Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It had issues with feeling unrolled!
  1. Why was the toilet paper always invited to parties? Because it knew how to roll!
  2. What did the toilet paper say to the bathroom floor? “I’ve got you covered!”
  3. Why did the toilet paper refuse to dance? It had too many rolls to unroll!
  4. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite dance move? The roll and spin!
  5. How does toilet paper flirt? It drops a few sheets!
  6. Why did the toilet paper go to school? To learn how to be on a roll!
  7. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite song? “Rolling in the Deep” by Adele!
  8. What did one toilet paper roll say to the other? “You complete me!”
  9. Why was the toilet paper jealous of the paper towel? Because it got to attend more spills!
  10. What’s toilet paper’s favorite day of the week? Roll-day!
  11. Why did the toilet paper go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit flushed!
  12. What’s toilet paper’s favorite sport? Bowling, because it gets to roll!
  13. Why did the toilet paper go to outer space? It heard there was a black hole!
  14. What did the toilet paper say to the toilet? “You’re my number one!”
  15. Why was the toilet paper so good at jokes? Because it knew how to crack up!
  16. Why did the toilet paper break up with the tissue? It couldn’t handle the tears!
  17. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite movie genre? Tear-jerkers!
  18. Why did the toilet paper go to the party alone? It didn’t want to drag anyone else into its rolls!
  19. What’s toilet paper’s favorite type of weather? A gentle breeze, it loves to flutter!
  20. Why was the toilet paper always calm? Because it knew how to roll with the punches!

“Another 20 Rolls of Humor: The Quirky Bathroom Tissue Tales!”

  1. Why did the toilet paper win the race? Because it knew how to get to the finish line in a single roll!
  2. What’s toilet paper’s favorite subject in school? Advanced Tissue-nomics!
  3. How does toilet paper solve problems? It unravels the solution!
  4. What’s the toilet paper’s favorite game? Unroll and Seek!
  5. Why did the toilet paper go to the art gallery? It wanted to see some abstract rolls!
  6. What do you call a group of toilet papers? A roll call!
  7. Why was the toilet paper confident? Because it had a strong sense of fiber!
  8. What’s toilet paper’s favorite type of music? Rap, because it loves to roll!
  9. Why was the toilet paper always polite? Because it had good manners and knew when to take a sheet!
  10. What did one toilet paper say to the other during an argument? “Let’s not tear each other apart!”
  11. How does toilet paper keep its secrets? It keeps them tightly wrapped!
  12. What’s toilet paper’s favorite hobby? Scrapbooking, it loves to stick to memories!
  13. Why was the toilet paper invited to join the band? Because it knew how to hit the rolls!
  14. What’s toilet paper’s favorite type of book? A roll-er coaster of a novel!
  15. Why was the toilet paper considered wise? Because it always knew when to fold!
  16. What’s toilet paper’s favorite type of exercise? Squats, it loves to get those rolls in shape!
  17. Why did the toilet paper go to the comedy club? To work on its punchlines!
  18. How does toilet paper handle stress? It takes a deep breath and unravels!
  19. What’s toilet paper’s favorite part of a movie? The climax, because it loves a good roll!
  20. Why did the toilet paper cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t afraid to roll with the punches!
  1. Why did the toilet paper roll downhill? Because it wanted to unwind!
  2. What did the toilet paper say to the bathroom floor? “I’ve got you covered.”
  3. Why was the toilet paper a great comedian? Because it knew how to deliver the perfect tear-jerker!
  4. How does toilet paper greet you? With a soft roll.
  5. Why did the toilet paper go to the party? Because it heard it was going to get unraveled!
  6. What did the toilet paper say to the hand? “I’m on a roll!”
  7. Why did the toilet paper blush? Because it saw the bathroom’s crack.
  8. What’s a roll of toilet paper’s favorite game? Unroll and seek!
  9. Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To get to the bottom.
  10. What did the toilet paper say to the tissue? “You’re a tear-able friend!”
  11. Why was the toilet paper always in demand? Because it was the life of the bathroom party!
  12. How does toilet paper get to work? It rolls in!
  13. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite dance move? The square dance!
  14. Why did the toilet paper bring a flashlight? Because it was scared of the dark!
  15. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite movie genre? Tear-jerker dramas!
  16. Why did the toilet paper refuse to leave the bathroom? Because it was feeling too wiped out!
  17. How does toilet paper exercise? It does rolls and squats!
  18. Why did the toilet paper break up with the tissue? Because it couldn’t handle the tears!
  19. What did the toilet paper say to the nose? “I’m always here to catch your drips!”
  20. Why was the toilet paper promoted? Because it knew how to handle every situation, even the messy ones!
  1. Why did the toilet paper refuse to dance? It didn’t want to get unraveled!
  2. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite board game? Scrabble, because it’s all about spelling!
  3. Why did the toilet paper go to the party alone? Because it’s used to being single-ply!
  4. How do you unlock a bathroom? With a toilet-ition key!
  5. What did the toilet paper say to the pencil? “You’re pointless!”
  6. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill with a chicken? To wipe up the scrambled eggs!
  7. What did one toilet paper roll say to the other? “You’re really on a roll today!”
  8. Why did the toilet paper break up with the paper towel? It felt like it was being used!
  9. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite musical instrument? The sax-toilet!
  10. How do you take toilet paper on a road trip? Roll it up!
  11. Why did the toilet paper go to the bank? It wanted to make a deposit!
  12. What did the toilet paper say to the computer? “I’m feeling wiped!”
  13. Why did the toilet paper join a band? It wanted to be part of a “sheet” music ensemble!
  14. What do you call a polite toilet paper? A tissue with good manners!
  15. Why did the toilet paper bring a ladder to the bathroom? It wanted to reach new heights!
  16. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite type of joke? Potty humor!
  17. How do you know if you have too much toilet paper? When you start to feel “overwhelmed”!
  18. Why was the toilet paper always in a hurry? It had a lot to “roll” through!
  19. What did the toilet paper say to the birthday card? “You’re the sheet!”
  20. Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To get to the bottom!

“20 More Rolls of Comedy: The Hilarious T.P. Chronicles!”

  1. Why did the toilet paper go to school? It wanted to get a little more “ed-ucation”!
  2. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite vacation destination? Paper-ma!
  3. Why was the toilet paper so good at baseball? It knew how to catch foul balls!
  4. How do you make toilet paper dance? Put a little boogie in it!
  5. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite type of music? Ragtime!
  6. Why did the toilet paper go to the party? It wanted to unwind!
  7. What do you call a toilet paper that’s always getting into trouble? A loose leaf!
  8. Why did the toilet paper go to the beach? It wanted to get some sun and sandpaper!
  9. What did one toilet paper roll say to the other in a race? “I’m on a roll!”
  10. Why did the toilet paper break up with the tissue? It couldn’t handle the snotty attitude!
  11. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite hobby? Scrapbooking!
  12. How do you catch a toilet paper? Lure it with a roll of paper towels!
  13. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? It wanted to get to the bottom faster!
  14. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite Disney movie? Beauty and the Tushie!
  15. Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It felt like it was tearing apart!
  16. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite dessert? Swiss roll!
  17. Why did the toilet paper bring a cell phone to the bathroom? In case it needed to “call” of doody!
  18. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite holiday? Christmas, because it loves to be wrapped up!
  19. Why was the toilet paper always confident? It knew it had a strong backbone!
  20. How does a toilet paper roll take a selfie? It just snaps!
  1. Why did the toilet paper go to school? Because it wanted to get a degree in unrolling excellence!
  2. Once upon a time, there was a toilet paper who dreamed of becoming a famous artist. So, it started its journey by sketching squares, but soon realized its true calling was in the roll of the arts!
  3. Did you hear about the toilet paper who won the marathon? It was on a roll!
  4. There was a toilet paper who wanted to join the circus. Its special talent? Juggling rolls without tearing!
  5. Why did the toilet paper apply for a job at the zoo? Because it heard they needed someone to handle the wild rolls!
  6. What did the toilet paper say to the computer? “I’m sorry, I can’t save your files, but I can definitely wipe your cache!”
  7. There was a toilet paper who wrote a bestselling novel. It was a real tear-jerker!
  8. Why was the toilet paper always calm in emergencies? Because it knew how to handle the roll with ease!
  9. Once, a toilet paper tried its hand at acting but got rejected because it couldn’t stop rolling in laughter during serious scenes!
  10. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Rolls”!
  11. Why did the toilet paper go to space? Because it heard there was a black hole that needed filling!
  12. Did you hear about the toilet paper who joined the band? It was the ultimate roll drummer!
  13. There was a toilet paper who thought it was a superhero. Its special power? The ability to clean up messes in a single swipe!
  14. Why did the toilet paper get a job at the art gallery? Because it had an eye for squares and could spot a masterpiece from a mile away!
  15. Once, a toilet paper tried to become a chef but realized it kept getting too soggy under pressure!
  16. Why was the toilet paper always invited to parties? Because it knew how to bring the rollin’ fun!
  17. Did you hear about the toilet paper who went to therapy? It had some serious issues with attachment!
  18. Once, a toilet paper tried its hand at fortune-telling. Its predictions were always on a roll!
  19. Why did the toilet paper become a motivational speaker? Because it knew how to inspire people to keep rolling forward, no matter the obstacles!
  20. There was a toilet paper who dreamed of becoming a detective. Its specialty? Solving the mystery of the missing rolls!
  1. Why was the toilet paper invited to the party? Because it knew how to roll with the fun!
  2. What did one roll of toilet paper say to the other? “Let’s stick together, we’re on a roll!”
  3. How does toilet paper greet its friends? With a soft “roll out the welcome!”
  4. What do you call a sad roll of toilet paper? Tear-able!
  5. Why did the toilet paper go to school? Because it wanted to learn how to roll!
  6. What’s a roll of toilet paper’s favorite game? Hide and seek, but it always gets found because it can’t unroll itself!
  7. Why did the toilet paper bring a pencil to class? In case it needed to take notes on its roll!
  8. What did the toilet paper say to the pen? “Let’s roll together and make some doodles!”
  9. How does toilet paper listen to music? It rolls out the beats!
  10. What did the toilet paper say to the tissue? “You’re a tear-iffic friend!”
  11. Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To get to the bottom!
  12. What’s a roll of toilet paper’s favorite dance move? The square dance!
  13. Why was the toilet paper always happy? Because it had a roll-positive attitude!
  14. What did the toilet paper do when it got a compliment? It blushed and rolled with it!
  15. How does toilet paper exercise? It does roll-ups!
  16. What did one roll of toilet paper say to the other roll who was feeling down? “Cheer up, you’re on a roll in life!”
  17. Why did the toilet paper bring a ladder to school? Because it wanted to reach new heights in its roll!
  18. What did the toilet paper say to the marker? “Let’s roll out some colorful designs together!”
  19. Why was the toilet paper excited for winter? Because it heard it was going to get to roll down hills in the snow!
  20. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite dessert? Swiss roll cake, of course!

“Another 20 Sheets of Laughter: The Witty Bathroom Paper Banter!”

  1. Why did the toilet paper break up with its partner? Because it couldn’t handle the clinginess!
  2. What did the toilet paper say to the bathroom wall? “I’m on a roll, and you’re stuck here!”
  3. Why did the toilet paper file a lawsuit? Because it felt like it was being ripped off!
  4. What’s a roll of toilet paper’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a bathroom? Because I feel like I could unroll with you for hours!”
  5. Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? Because it had some serious attachment issues!
  6. What did the toilet paper say to the toilet? “I’m here to clean up your messes, but you better not flush me away!”
  7. Why was the toilet paper always at the top of its class? Because it knew how to handle any situation with grace and tact!
  8. What’s a roll of toilet paper’s favorite type of music? Soft rock!
  9. Why did the toilet paper hire a bodyguard? Because it was tired of getting ripped off!
  10. What did the toilet paper say to the paper towel? “You may be absorbent, but I’m the one who’s always on a roll!”
  11. Why did the toilet paper enroll in a self-defense class? Because it was tired of getting pushed around!
  12. What’s a roll of toilet paper’s favorite hobby? Unraveling mysteries!
  13. Why did the toilet paper avoid the party? Because it knew things would get messy!
  14. What did one roll of toilet paper say to the other roll? “You complete me, let’s stick together!”
  15. Why did the toilet paper get a tattoo? Because it wanted to leave a lasting impression!
  16. What’s a roll of toilet paper’s favorite movie genre? Drama, because it knows how to handle even the messiest situations!
  17. Why did the toilet paper apply for a job as a diplomat? Because it knew how to smooth over any situation!
  18. What did the toilet paper say to the soap? “Let’s make a clean team and keep things fresh!”
  19. Why did the toilet paper refuse to leave the bathroom? Because it was too busy soaking in the ambiance!
  20. What’s a roll of toilet paper’s favorite type of joke? Potty humor, of course!
  1. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? Because it wanted to unwind and have a rollin’ good time!
  2. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite song? “Rolling in the Deep End”!
  3. Why did the toilet paper bring a flashlight? It was scared of the dark and needed to shed some light on the situation!
  4. How does toilet paper celebrate Halloween? It mummies itself in layers!
  5. Why was the toilet paper always invited to parties? Because it’s the life of the roll!
  6. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite dance move? The “roll and twist”!
  7. Why did the toilet paper go to school? Because it wanted to get sheet smart!
  8. What did the toilet paper say to the bathroom floor? “You’re beneath me!”
  9. Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To get to the bottom of things!
  10. What did the toilet paper say to the tissue? “You’re on a roll, too!”
  11. How does toilet paper flirt? It says, “You’re tearing me apart!”
  12. What’s toilet paper’s favorite movie genre? Tear-jerkers!
  13. Why did the toilet paper blush? Because it saw the bathroom’s “bare” necessities!
  14. What did one toilet paper say to the other in a race? “Let’s roll!”
  15. Why did the toilet paper refuse to take a selfie? Because it felt too exposed!
  16. What’s toilet paper’s favorite game? Hide and sheet!
  17. Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It had issues with attachment!
  18. What did the toilet paper coach say to the team? “Keep it tight and roll on!”
  19. Why did the toilet paper sit at the front of the class? Because it wanted to be a “front-roller”!
  20. How does toilet paper apologize? It says, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to unroll you!”
  1. Why did the toilet paper bring a pencil to class? In case it needed to take some notes!
  2. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite game? Hide and sheet!
  3. How do you apologize to toilet paper? Fold your hands and say you’re sorry!
  4. Why did the toilet paper refuse to jump into the toilet? It was afraid of taking the plunge!
  5. What did the toilet paper say to the hand? “I’ve got you covered!”
  6. Why did the toilet paper go to the art exhibition? It wanted to see some “abstract” work!
  7. What did one toilet paper roll say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “I love you from the bottom of my roll!”
  8. How do you know when you’ve met a toilet paper enthusiast? They’re always on a roll!
  9. Why did the toilet paper blush? Because it saw the bathroom wall!
  10. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite band? The Rolling Sheets!
  11. Why did the toilet paper break up with the tissue? It couldn’t handle the issues!
  12. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
  13. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite drink? Pulp-free orange juice!
  14. Why did the toilet paper feel lonely? It couldn’t find a suitable match!
  15. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite sport? Bowling, because it’s all about rolls!
  16. Why don’t toilet papers play hide and seek? Because they always get caught!
  17. How do you make a tissue disappear? Blow your nose with it!
  18. Why did the toilet paper go to outer space? It wanted to find Uranus!
  19. What do you call a toilet paper superhero? The Incredible Unroll!
  20. Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To get to the bottom!

“20 More Rolls of Comedy: The Quirky Bathroom Tissue Tales!”

  1. Why did the toilet paper break up with its partner? Because they were stuck in a clingy relationship!
  2. What did the toilet paper say to the cheese? “You’re grate, but I’m on a roll!”
  3. How does toilet paper like its cheese? Shredded!
  4. Why did the toilet paper bring cheese to the party? Because it wanted to be extra cheesy!
  5. What’s toilet paper’s favorite cheese? Muenster because it’s so gouda!
  6. Why did the toilet paper join the cheese club? Because it wanted to brie a part of something bigger!
  7. How does toilet paper flirt with cheese? It says, “You’re so cheddar-ful!”
  8. Why was the toilet paper embarrassed around cheese? Because it always felt so crumbly!
  9. What did the toilet paper say to the cheesy joke? “That’s so sharp!”
  10. Why did the toilet paper and cheese start a band? Because they wanted to make some “toiletunes”!
  11. What did the toilet paper say when it met the cheese grater? “That’s grating, man!”
  12. Why did the toilet paper and cheese have a falling out? Because one thought the other was too cheesy!
  13. How does toilet paper support its cheese friend? It wraps it up in compliments!
  14. Why did the toilet paper go to the cheese festival? Because it heard it was a gouda time!
  15. What did the toilet paper say when it found moldy cheese? “That’s whey too old for me!”
  16. Why did the toilet paper and cheese start a business? Because they knew how to make ends meet!
  17. What did the toilet paper say when it found out it was made from recycled paper? “I’m feeling blue(berry) about my origins!”
  18. Why did the toilet paper ask the cheese for advice? Because it wanted to be more cultured!
  19. What did the toilet paper say when it saw the cheese platter? “Looks like a grate idea!”
  20. Why did the toilet paper and cheese go on a road trip? Because they wanted to explore new rolls!
  1. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
  2. What did one toilet paper say to the other? “You’re tearable!”
  3. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. (Oops, wrong joke!)
  4. What do you call a dinosaur with toilet paper stuck to its feet? “Jurassic Park”!
  5. How does toilet paper celebrate its birthday? With a big roll party!
  6. Why did the toilet paper go to the dance? Because it heard they were doing the “square” dance!
  7. What do you get when you cross a snowman with toilet paper? Frostbite!
  8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  9. What did one toilet paper roll say to the other? “You complete me.”
  10. Why did the toilet paper roll get promoted? Because it was on a roll!
  11. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite movie genre? Tear-jerkers!
  12. Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? Because it was feeling wiped out!
  13. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  14. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
  15. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite dessert? Swiss roll!
  16. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
  17. What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws; the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
  18. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  19. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!
  20. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”

“Wrapped Up in Laughter: Toilet Paper Jokes That Unroll the Fun!”

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