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1. Why did Thor bring a lightning rod to the party? Because he’s always charged up!
2. How does Thor navigate Asgard? With his thunder GPS!
3. Why did Thor break up with his internet provider? Poor bandwidth – he needed more Mjolnir!
4. What did Thor say when he discovered Loki’s latest prank? “Oh brother, here we Thor again!”
5. What’s Thor’s favorite day of the week? Thor’s-day, of course!
6. How did Thor win the bake-off? He made Mjolnir-shaped cookies that were hammer-licking good!
7. Why did Thor open a bakery? He kneaded a break from battling frost giants!
8. What do you call it when Thor spins around too fast? Thorrhea!
9. Why did Thor go to therapy? He had issues with his brother complex!
10. How does Thor keep his hair looking so good? He uses lightning conditioner!
11. Why did Thor start a rock band? Because he wanted to play heavy metal!
12. How does Thor take his coffee? With thunder and a splash of cream!
13. What’s Thor’s favorite type of music? Norse rock!
14. Why did Thor bring Loki to the amusement park? Because it’s hard to ride roller coasters alone – you need a thrill-bro!
15. How does Thor keep his clothes looking crisp? He uses an iron – or just leaves them in Asgard!
16. Why did Thor fail the math test? He couldn’t count on his hammer for help!
17. What does Thor say to intimidate his opponents? “You’re in for a thunder-ous defeat!”
18. Why did Thor become a gardener? He wanted to grow Asgard-enias!
19. How does Thor like his steak cooked? Medium-Rare-ning bolt!
20. What’s Thor’s favorite game? War-hammer 40,000!

1. Why did Thor never get lost in Asgard? Because he always had the right “thor-nado” directions!
2. What’s Thor’s favorite dessert? Thunder pudding – it’s electrifyingly good!
3. Why did Thor get kicked out of the library? He was too loud – couldn’t whisper-sin!
4. How does Thor like his popcorn? Extra “thor-ty” with lightning seasoning!
5. What did Thor say when he couldn’t lift Mjolnir? “I guess it’s Thor-giving today!”
6. Why did Thor join the Avengers? He heard they had great team “Thor-k”
7. What do you call Thor’s favorite pet? A thun-deer!
8. Why did Thor bring a ladder to the superhero party? He heard the stakes were high and wanted to “reach the thors!”
9. How does Thor answer the phone? “Thor-speaking, who’s calling?”
10. What did Thor say to Captain America after a workout? “I’m thor, but not out of thunder!”
11. Why did Thor become a tailor? He wanted to create “hammer-time” fashion!
12. How does Thor communicate in a storm? He sends “thunder-texts”!
13. What’s Thor’s favorite dance move? The thunder shuffle!
14. Why did Thor bring Loki to the arcade? He heard they had “hulk”-ing great games!
15. How does Thor solve his problems? With thunder-apy!
16. Why did Thor get banned from karaoke night? He kept singing “Thunderstruck” too loudly!
17. What’s Thor’s favorite board game? Monopoly – because he likes to collect properties like the nine realms!
18. How does Thor make his sandwiches? With Mjolnir slices!
19. What did Thor say to the ice cream man? “Do you have any Thorbet flavors?”
20. Why did Thor become a chef? He loves turning up the “heat of battle” in the kitchen!

1. Why did Thor break up with Jane Foster? Because she said his thunderous snoring was too much to weather!
2. How does Thor fix his computer? He reboots it with a lightning-fast restart!
3. Why did Thor start a podcast? He wanted to share his “thor-oughts” with the world!
4. What’s Thor’s favorite type of music? Norse-core!
5. How does Thor organize his battle plans? He uses a “thor-tactical” approach!
6. Why did Thor become a weather forecaster? He has a knack for predicting “thor-nados”!
7. What did Thor say to his hammer when it broke? “Looks like it’s time for a Mjolnir repair!”
8. Why did Thor become a poet? He wanted to master the art of “thor-ytelling”!
9. What’s Thor’s favorite TV show? “Game of Thors”!
10. How does Thor stay in shape? He does lightning-fast workouts!
11. Why did Thor open a coffee shop? He wanted to brew up some “thorific” espresso!
12. What did Thor say when he found out Loki stole his favorite mug? “You’ve crossed the line, brother – that was my ‘Mjolnir’ coffee mug!”
13. Why did Thor bring Loki to the magic show? He wanted to show him some “thor-dinary” tricks!
14. How does Thor pay for his groceries? With his “thor-credit” card!
15. What’s Thor’s favorite smartphone app? “Thor’s Hammer – for those heavy-duty tasks!”
16. Why did Thor start a band with the Hulk? They wanted to bring “thor-ocious” music to Asgard!
17. What did Thor say to the barber after a haircut? “Thanks for the ‘thor-rific’ trim!”
18. Why did Thor become a fashion designer? He wanted to create cutting-edge “thor-eads”!
19. How does Thor keep track of time? He wears a watch – but it’s always set to “thor-thirty”!
20. What did Thor say when he accidentally stubbed his toe? “Odin’s beard, that smarts like a frost giant’s grip!”

1. Why did Thor go to the bakery? He heard they had great “thor-tillas”!
2. What’s Thor’s favorite drink? Thunder-ade!
3. How does Thor send text messages? By using the “Thor-tal” network!
4. Why did Thor break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t handle his electrifying personality!
5. What’s Thor’s favorite music genre? Heavy metal!
6. Why did Thor refuse to play cards with Loki? Because he always “cheat-thors”!
7. How did Thor pass his driving test? He aced the “Thor-tion” part!
8. What did Thor say to the gardener? “I’m rooting for you!”
9. Why did Thor become a comedian? He wanted to crack some “thor-ible” jokes!
10. How does Thor stay warm in the winter? He wears his thunder-jacket!
11. What did Thor say when he lost his keys? “I must be going ‘Mjolnir-less’ today!”
12. Why did Thor go to the library? To check out some “thor-rifying” books!
13. How does Thor style his hair? With a lightning comb!
14. Why did Thor become a lifeguard? He’s always ready to “thor-ow” a rescue!
15. What did Thor say when he couldn’t find his hammer? “I’m feeling ‘un-thor-tunate’ today!”
16. Why did Thor bring a map to Asgard? Because he didn’t want to get “thor-nadoed”!
17. What’s Thor’s favorite exercise? Thunder-squats!
18. How does Thor take his tea? With a splash of thunder-milk!
19. Why did Thor become a chef? He loves making “thor-tillas”!
20. What did Thor say to his hammer when it misbehaved? “You’re really ‘hammering’ my patience!”

1. Why did Thor start a bakery? Because he wanted to make “thor-tillas”!
2. How did Thor win the cooking contest? He had the best “thor-tilla chips”!
3. Why did Thor go into the music business? He wanted to be a “thor-ist”!
4. What’s Thor’s favorite kind of weather? A “thor-nado”!
5. Why did Thor become a hairdresser? He wanted to give everyone “thor-cuts”!
6. How does Thor communicate underwater? With a “thor-pedo”!
7. Why did Thor become an artist? He wanted to draw “thor-traits”!
8. What did Thor say to his hammer when it misbehaved? “You’re really testing my thor-olerance!”
9. How did Thor get in shape? He did “thor-mula workouts”!
10. Why did Thor become a gardener? He wanted to grow “thor-namental plants”!
11. What did Thor say to the sneaky criminal? “You can’t hide from my thor-ough investigation!”
12. Why did Thor become a poet? He loved writing “thor-ful verses”!
13. How did Thor fix his broken chair? With “thor-pins”!
14. What did Thor say to his friends on a cold day? “Let’s gather for some thor-ee hugs!”
15. Why did Thor join the theater? He wanted to perform in “thor-iginal plays”!
16. How did Thor learn to swim? He took “thor-ough lessons”!
17. Why did Thor start a construction business? He enjoyed building “thor-oughfares”!
18. What did Thor name his pet cat? “Thora-cles”!
19. Why did Thor become a tailor? He wanted to sew “thor-tleneck sweaters”!
20. How did Thor win the chess tournament? With his strategic “thor-ought process”!

1. Why did Thor bring his hammer to school? Because he wanted to “nail” his math test!
2. How does Thor keep his room tidy? He uses his hammer to “thor-away” the mess!
3. What did Thor say when asked about his favorite snack? “I love ‘thor-nado’ pops!”
4. How did Thor do on his spelling bee? He spelled every word with “thor-ough” precision!
5. What did Thor say to the mischievous Loki? “You can’t trick me with your ‘loki’ business!”
6. Why did Thor bring his umbrella to the playground? To stay dry during a “thor-storm”!
7. How did Thor become a superhero? He was born with “thor-midable” powers!
8. What’s Thor’s favorite subject in school? “Hammer-tics”!
9. Why did Thor wear a cape to the party? Because he wanted to look “thor-iffic”!
10. What’s Thor’s favorite ice cream flavor? “Thor-ty Thor-ty Chocolate Chip”!
11. How did Thor win the race? He ran as fast as “thor-lightning”!
12. Why did Thor join the school band? To play the “thor-mpet”!
13. What did Thor say when he saw a shooting star? “I wish for more ‘thor-some’ adventures!”
14. Why did Thor take a nap? Because he was “thor-ed” from saving the day!
15. How did Thor become friends with Hulk? They bonded over their love for “thor-tillas”!
16. What did Thor say when asked about his favorite superhero movie? “‘Thor’ is my top pick!”
17. Why did Thor become a lifeguard? To keep everyone “thor-safe” at the pool!
18. How did Thor fix his broken toy? With a “thor-rific” repair!
19. What did Thor say to the talking tree? “Are you ‘groot’ or just ‘thor-ty’?”
20. Why did Thor go to space? To explore the “thor-galaxy”!

1. Why did Thor start a fashion line? Because he knew how to make “thor-oughly stylish” outfits!
2. How did Thor become a successful musician? He had a “thor-oughly” captivating voice!
3. What did Thor say when asked about his workout routine? “I lift ‘thor-ific’ weights!”
4. Why did Thor become a chef? He loved creating “thor-tastic” dishes!
5. What did Thor say when he won the lottery? “It’s my ‘thor-tune’ to be lucky!”
6. How did Thor become a motivational speaker? He had a way of delivering “thor-oughly inspiring” talks!
7. Why did Thor invest in real estate? He wanted to build “thor-oughly profitable” properties!
8. What did Thor say at the comedy club? “I’m here to deliver some ‘thor-oughly’ funny jokes!”
9. How did Thor become a detective? He had a knack for solving “thor-oughly puzzling” cases!
10. Why did Thor take up painting? He found it to be a “thor-apeutic” hobby!
11. What did Thor say when asked about his favorite drink? “I prefer ‘thor-sty’ mead!”
12. Why did Thor start a technology company? He wanted to create “thor-oughly innovative” gadgets!
13. What did Thor say to his barber? “Give me a ‘thor-ough’ trim!”
14. Why did Thor join a book club? He enjoyed discussing “thor-oughly engaging” literature!
15. How did Thor become a yoga instructor? He believed in the power of “thor-ough stretching”!
16. What did Thor say when he met his idol? “You’re truly ‘thor-tastic’!”
17. Why did Thor become a gardener? He appreciated the beauty of “thor-oughly cultivated” landscapes!
18. How did Thor navigate through tough times? With “thor-ough determination”!
19. What did Thor say when asked about his favorite dessert? “Anything ‘thor-ribly’ delicious!”
20. Why did Thor start a podcast? He had a lot of “thor-oughly interesting” stories to share!

1. Why did Thor bring his hammer to the barbecue? Because he wanted to “meat” his grilling goals!
2. How did Thor respond when asked to change a light bulb? “Sure, I’ll do it in a ‘thor-y’ manner!”
3. Why did Thor wear his cape to the party? Because he wanted to make an entrance that was “thor-ly” unforgettable!
4. What did Thor say when his kids asked for a bedtime story? “Let me weave you a ‘thor-ry’ tale!”
5. Why did Thor always pack a map? So he could find his way with “thor-ough” directions!
6. How did Thor calm down when stressed? He practiced “thor-ough” meditation!
7. Why did Thor keep a journal? So he could jot down his “thor-ts”!
8. What did Thor say to his kids at the dinner table? “Let’s enjoy this ‘thor-oughly’ delicious meal!”
9. Why did Thor tell jokes in Asgard? Because he loved to hear the “thor-der” of laughter!
10. How did Thor react when he made a mistake? He said, “I guess that was a ‘thor’-y decision!”
11. Why did Thor become a gardener? Because he wanted to show his kids the “thor-apeutic” power of nature!
12. What did Thor say when his kid asked for help with homework? “Let’s tackle this problem ‘thor-oughly’!”
13. Why did Thor always have his hammer nearby? Because he believed in being “thor-oughly” prepared!
14. What did Thor say when his kid wanted a pet? “Let’s get something ‘thor-ific’ and low-maintenance!”
15. Why did Thor have a strong bond with his kids? Because he believed in “thor-ough” family values!
16. What did Thor say when his kids complained about chores? “They’re ‘thor-oughly’ important for a tidy home!”
17. Why did Thor start telling puns? Because he knew they were “thor-tally” irresistible!
18. What did Thor say when his kid asked for a superhero nickname? “You can call me ‘Thor-dad’!”
19. Why did Thor always wear his cape backwards? Because he liked to show off his “thor-oughly” heroic style!
20. How did Thor handle a tough parenting day? He relied on his “thor-ough” sense of humor!

1. Why did Thor become a chef? Because he wanted to make “thor-tillas”!
2. What did Thor say when asked about his favorite breakfast food? “I love ‘thor-n flakes!”
3. How did Thor win the dance competition? He had the most “thor-ough” moves!
4. Why did Thor visit the dentist? To get his “thor-canium” checked!
5. What did Thor say when he met Captain America? “You’re ‘thor-ific’!”
6. How did Thor react to a funny joke? He laughed with “thor-ough” amusement!
7. Why did Thor join the choir? Because he had a “thor-oughly” melodious voice!
8. What did Thor say when he accidentally bumped into Loki? “Oh, ‘thor-ry’ about that!”
9. Why did Thor start a bakery? Because he wanted to make “thor-tastic” pastries!
10. How did Thor organize his closet? With “thor-ough” precision!
11. What did Thor say when his hammer broke? “Looks like I’ll need a ‘thor-pair’!”
12. Why did Thor wear sunglasses? To shield his eyes from the “thor-ific” brightness!
13. How did Thor become a hairstylist? He loved giving “thor-ough” haircuts!
14. What did Thor say when asked about his favorite holiday? “I’m ‘thor-oughly’ excited for Christmas!”
15. Why did Thor become a magician? He enjoyed performing “thor-icks”!
16. What did Thor say to his friend who made a bad pun? “That was ‘thor-rible’!”
17. How did Thor become a painter? He had a “thor-ough” appreciation for art!
18. Why did Thor switch to decaf? Because he was tired of feeling “thor-d” afterwards!
19. What did Thor say when asked about his workout routine? “I’m into ‘thor-kouts’!”
20. How did Thor become a comedian? He knew how to deliver “thor-oughly” cheesy jokes!

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