240+ Thanksgiving Jokes to Gobble Up!

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240+ Thanksgiving Jokes to Gobble Up!

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As the season of gratitude and harvest celebration swirls around us, prepare to be tickled by a cornucopia of Thanksgiving hilarity! Imagine the aroma of roasting turkey mingling with the laughter of loved ones, as we unwrap a feast of giggles and gobbles. Whether you’re a pilgrim of puns or a maestro of mirth, our collection of Thanksgiving jokes will stuff your holiday with unexpected chuckles and belly laughs. So, grab your gravy boat and let’s carve out some hearty humor that will leave your guests clamoring for seconds!

“20 Gratitude Giggles: A Cornucopia of Thanksgiving Jokes!”

  1. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
  2. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  3. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for everyone at Thanksgiving!
  4. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? He wanted to hatchet out his problems!
  5. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi!
  6. Why did the turkey play the drums in his band? Because he had the drumsticks!
  7. What’s the most musical part of a turkey? The drumstick!
  8. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “Wow, I’m stuffed!”
  9. Why did the cranberry sauce turn red? It saw the turkey dressing!
  10. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
  11. Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
  12. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of comedy? Stand-up gobbling!
  13. Why did the turkey sit on the pumpkin? It wanted to squash it!
  14. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The tur-key!
  15. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? Because he had the drumsticks!
  16. What do you call a stuffed animal? You don’t call it anything, you eat it!
  17. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
  18. Why did the turkey sit on the axe? To hatchet all his problems!
  19. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
  20. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? He was already stuffed!
  1. Why did the turkey sit at the dinner table? It wanted to be the gobble-ist guest!
  2. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, gobble, gobble!”
  3. Why did the cranberry turn red? It was blushing at all the compliments!
  4. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
  5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field—of stuffing!
  6. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance move? The “wing fling”!
  7. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
  8. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A jam session!
  9. Why did the Thanksgiving turkey join a band? It had the drumsticks!
  10. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite type of music? Plymouth Rock!
  11. Why was the corn feeling sad on Thanksgiving? Because it was “corn-fused” about its dressing!
  12. What do you call a potato that’s a famous singer? Mashed Adele!
  13. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
  14. What did the turkey say to the hunter? “Quack, quack!”
  15. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  16. Why did the turkey sit on the jack-o-lantern? It wanted to squash some rumors!
  17. Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling down? Because they were at “buckle-bottom”!
  18. What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin pie? “You’re a real slice of life!”
  19. Why did the cranberry go to school? It wanted to be “cran-educated”!
  20. What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? Squash!

“Another 20 Harvest Hilarity: Gobble Up These Turkey Day Chuckles!”

  1. Why was the turkey chef so confident? Because they knew how to “wing it” in the kitchen!
  2. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of investment? The stock market, because they always gobble up the gains!
  3. Why did the turkey get promoted at work? Because it knew how to “drum up” business!
  4. What do you call a turkey with a Ph.D.? A “gobbledegook”!
  5. Why was the Thanksgiving dinner like a math problem? Because it involved lots of “addition” and “multiplication” of dishes!
  6. Why did the cranberry go to therapy? It had a lot of emotional baggage!
  7. What do you call a turkey that’s good at math? A “polygon”!
  8. Why did the pilgrim’s phone go to therapy? It had too many hang-ups!
  9. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of book? A “cookbook”!
  10. Why was the turkey so good at basketball? Because it had great “wing span”!
  11. What do you call a turkey who’s a detective? Sherlock Gobbles!
  12. Why did the mashed potatoes go to the gym? They wanted to be “mash-tastic”!
  13. What’s a turkey’s favorite holiday destination? The “Gobbler’s Paradise”!
  14. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so wise? Because it always knew how to “gobble up” knowledge!
  15. What did the cranberry say to the other cranberry? “Let’s stick together like gravy on mashed potatoes!”
  16. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so calm? Because it practiced “Zen gobbling”!
  17. What do you call a turkey who’s a fashion model? A “trendy turkey”!
  18. Why did the turkey bring a map to Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wanted to “drumstick” to the plan!
  19. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? “Beak-boxing”!
  20. Why did the pumpkin blush on Thanksgiving? Because it saw the turkey dressing!
  1. Why did the turkey sit at the head of the table? Because it wanted to be the “gobble” leader!
  2. What did the turkey say to the chef? “Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched!”
  3. Why was the turkey able to save money? Because it knew how to “wing” it!
  4. What did the cranberry say to the turkey? “Don’t get saucy with me!”
  5. Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling down? Because they wore their belt “buckle” on their hat!
  6. What do you call a turkey with headphones? A “DJ Gobble”!
  7. Why did the turkey sit on the computer? It wanted to “gobble” up some bytes!
  8. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a vampire? A “gobble-in-the-dark”!
  9. Why was the cranberry blushing? It saw the turkey dressing!
  10. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach “gobbler”!
  11. Why did the football coach go to Thanksgiving dinner? To improve his “tackling” skills!
  12. What’s a turkey’s favorite movie? “The Sound of Music” because it has so many drumsticks!
  13. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? Because it was ready to “talk turkey”!
  14. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin π!
  15. Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the “drumsticks”!
  16. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather!
  17. Why did the cranberry turn down a date? It was already in a “jam”!
  18. What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin pie? “You’re such a crusty character!”
  19. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so talkative? Because it had lots of “yam-mering”!
  20. What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? Squash!
  1. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? Because he wanted to hatchet out his problems!
  2. What key has legs and can’t open doors? A turkey!
  3. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
  4. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock!
  5. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, google, google!”
  6. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
  7. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot!
  8. Why don’t turkeys ever set speed records? Because they’re always too stuffed!
  9. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape!
  10. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!
  11. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
  12. What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble!
  13. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi!
  14. What do you get if you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
  15. Why did the cranberry sauce turn red? Because it saw the turkey dressing!
  16. What did the turkey say to the hunter? “Quack, quack, quack!”
  17. Why did the turkey play the drums in his band? Because he already had the drumsticks!
  18. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
  19. What’s the turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  20. Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play!

“Yet Another 20 Turkey-Time Titters: Feast on These Thanksgiving Ticklers!”

  1. Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  2. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
  3. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? He wanted to give the roast of the evening!
  4. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
  5. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
  6. What do turkeys say to each other on Thanksgiving? “Happy Poultry Day!”
  7. Why don’t turkeys play baseball? They don’t want to run a-fowl of the rules!
  8. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
  9. Why do cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
  10. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet up with his friends!
  11. What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast? Plymouth Rock!
  12. Why did the pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling!
  13. Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
  14. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  15. Why was the Thanksgiving band so good? They had perfect drumsticks!
  16. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The tur-key!
  17. Why did the sweet potato cross the road? To get to the other side dish!
  18. What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Boggle, because they love to gobble up words!
  19. What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
  20. Why can’t you take a turkey to church? Because they use fowl language!
  1. Why did the turkey decide to become a philosopher? Well, one day it realized that life was full of questions, like “To stuff or not to stuff?” and “Why did the chicken cross the road when it could’ve been a turkey?” So, it dedicated its days to pondering the deeper meaning of cranberry sauce and the existential dread of being roasted. It even started its own turkey think tank called “Gobble Musings” where turkeys from all over the coop would gather to discuss the philosophical implications of Thanksgiving. But alas, its greatest conundrum remained: Why did the cranberry turn red when it saw the turkey dressing? And thus, the turkey’s quest for enlightenment continued, one gobble at a time.
  2. Once upon a time in the land of Thanksgiving, there was a turkey named Tom who had a peculiar talent. Tom could recite the entire history of Thanksgiving from memory, starting from the pilgrims’ voyage on the Mayflower to the modern-day tradition of football and feasting. Every year, Tom would gather all the farm animals around and regale them with his Thanksgiving saga, complete with dramatic reenactments and turkey impressions. The other animals were always amazed by Tom’s storytelling prowess and would eagerly await his annual performance. They would laugh at the jokes, shed a tear during the emotional parts, and applaud vigorously at the end. And so, Tom the turkey became a legend in the barnyard, known far and wide as the bard of Thanksgiving.
  3. One Thanksgiving morning, Farmer Joe woke up to find his prized turkey, Gobbles, missing from the coop. Frantically searching the farm, he finally found Gobbles sitting on the porch, wearing a pair of sunglasses and sipping a mimosa. “Gobbles, what are you doing?” exclaimed Farmer Joe. Gobbles nonchalantly replied, “Oh, just taking a day off. I figured since it’s Thanksgiving, I should enjoy a little R&R before the big feast.” Farmer Joe chuckled and said, “Well, you deserve it, old friend. But don’t get too comfortable, or you might end up as the main course!” Gobbles winked and said, “Don’t worry, Farmer Joe. I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve to outsmart the chef. After all, I’m not just any turkey; I’m the master of disguise!” And with that, Gobbles strutted back to the coop, ready to hatch his escape plan and live to gobble another day.
  4. Deep in the heart of the forest, there lived a wise old owl named Hoots who was known for his impeccable wisdom and sharp wit. Every year, as Thanksgiving approached, all the animals would gather around Hoots to hear his legendary Thanksgiving jokes. Hoots would perch himself on a branch, clear his throat, and begin: “Why did the turkey refuse dessert? Because it was already stuffed!” The forest echoed with laughter as Hoots continued to regale his audience with puns and punchlines, each one funnier than the last. And as the sun set on Thanksgiving Day, the animals would bid farewell to Hoots, grateful for the joy and laughter he had brought into their lives.
  5. Once upon a time, in a bustling metropolis, there was a turkey named Terry who had a dream: to become the greatest Thanksgiving chef the world had ever seen. Armed with nothing but a cookbook and a dream, Terry set out on a culinary adventure, determined to master the art of cooking. From roasting to basting, from stuffing to carving, Terry studied tirelessly, honing his skills and perfecting his recipes. And finally, after years of hard work and dedication, Terry’s dream came true. On Thanksgiving Day, Terry unveiled a feast fit for kings: a golden-brown turkey, perfectly seasoned stuffing, fluffy mashed potatoes, and all the fixings. The city rejoiced as they feasted on Terry’s masterpiece, declaring it the best Thanksgiving meal they had ever tasted. And so, Terry the turkey became a legend in the culinary world, proving that with passion and perseverance, even a humble turkey can achieve greatness.
  1. Why did the turkey sit at the computer? Because it wanted to “gobble” up some internet!
  2. What do you call a turkey who’s good at karate? A “kickin’ chicken”!
  3. Why did the pilgrim’s pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt “buckle” on their hat!
  4. What do you call a turkey’s favorite dessert? Pie-ala-mode!
  5. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? Because it had 24 “carrots”!
  6. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? “Beak-boxing”!
  7. Why did the cranberry turn red? Because it saw the turkey dressing!
  8. What’s a turkey’s favorite holiday? Thanks-giving!
  9. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
  10. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
  11. What do you call a turkey with a lot of feathers? “Fowl” play!
  12. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? Because it wanted to “talk turkey”!
  13. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!
  14. Why did the turkey go to school? To improve its “gobble”-y skills!
  15. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of movie? A “chick flick”!
  16. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so talkative? Because it had lots of “yam-mering”!
  17. Why did the cranberry go to the doctor? It was feeling “berry” sick!
  18. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert topping? Cranberry “gloop”!
  19. Why was the turkey so good at math? It had lots of “drumsticks” to count with!
  20. What do you call a turkey who’s a detective? Sherlock “Gobbles”!

“20 More Festive Fun: Harvest Hilarity for Another Thanksgiving!”

  1. Why did the turkey break up with its significant other? It said they were just “fowl” for each other!
  2. What did the turkey say to the chef? “Don’t underestimate me, I’m not just a piece of meat!”
  3. Why was the Thanksgiving dinner like a horror movie? Because it was full of stuffing and screams!
  4. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of wine? Pinot “Grisly”!
  5. Why did the cranberry go to therapy? It couldn’t handle being in the sauce anymore!
  6. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy? “You complete me.”
  7. Why did the pilgrim’s pants always fall down? Because they were always “stuffed”!
  8. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? “Gobble-core”!
  9. Why did the football coach go to Thanksgiving dinner? To strategize his next “tackle”!
  10. Why did the cranberry turn red? Because it saw the turkey naked!
  11. What’s a turkey’s favorite drink? A “gobble-tini”!
  12. Why did the turkey sit on the jack-o-lantern? It wanted to squash some rumors!
  13. What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin pie? “You’re a real slice of life!”
  14. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
  15. What do you call a turkey with a criminal record? A “jailbird”!
  16. Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
  17. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
  18. Why was the turkey so good at poker? Because it always had a “full house”!
  19. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? “Pie-lot”!
  20. Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so chaotic? Because it was a real “cornucopia” of madness!
  1. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
  2. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  3. Why did the cranberry turn red? Because it saw the turkey dressing!
  4. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance move? The “turkey trot”!
  5. Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
  6. What did the pilgrim say to the turkey? “You’re really gobbling up the compliments!”
  7. Why did the football coach go to Thanksgiving dinner? To improve his “tackling” skills!
  8. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather!
  9. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? Because it was ready to “talk turkey”!
  10. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so talkative? Because it had lots of “yam-mering”!
  11. What do you call a turkey who’s a detective? Sherlock Gobbles!
  12. Why was the pumpkin pie so chatty? Because it had a lot of “filling” to do!
  13. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? “Beak-boxing”!
  14. Why did the cranberry go to therapy? It had a lot of emotional “baggage”!
  15. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy? “You complete me!”
  16. Why did the turkey sit on the jack-o-lantern? It wanted to squash some rumors!
  17. What’s a turkey’s favorite movie? “The Sound of Music” because it has so many drumsticks!
  18. Why did the sweet potato blush on Thanksgiving? Because it saw the turkey dressing!
  19. What did the turkey say to the hunter? “Quack, quack!”
  20. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of investment? The stock market, because they always gobble up the gains!
  1. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
  2. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
  3. What kind of music do pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!
  4. Why did they let the turkey join the Thanksgiving football team? Because it had the best fowl play!
  5. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, Google, Google!”
  6. Why don’t turkeys ever tell secrets? Because they’re afraid of being stuffed!
  7. Why was the Thanksgiving feast so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
  8. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
  9. What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
  10. Why do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned good table manners!
  11. How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you next Thanksgiving.
  12. What did the turkey say to the hunter? “Quack, quack, quack!”
  13. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet up with the rest of the family!
  14. How does a turkey drink its wine? In a gobble-let.
  15. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.
  16. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
  17. What do you call a turkey on the run? Fast food.
  18. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? Because he had the drumsticks!
  19. What did one turkey say to the other when they saw the Pilgrims? “They look a bit undercooked, don’t they?”
  20. Why did the turkey go to school? To learn how to gobble up his dinner!

“20 Fresh Harvest Humors: Celebrate with Another Round of Turkey Day Laughs!”

  1. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
  2. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? “Beak-boxing”!
  3. Why did the cranberry turn red? Because it saw the turkey dressing!
  4. What do you call a turkey with a lot of feathers? “Fowl” play!
  5. Why was the pumpkin pie so chatty? Because it had a lot of “filling” to do!
  6. What’s a turkey’s favorite holiday destination? The “Gobbler’s Paradise”!
  7. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? Because it was ready to “talk turkey”!
  8. Why did the mashed potatoes go to the gym? They wanted to be “mash-tastic”!
  9. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather!
  10. What did the cranberry say to the other cranberry? “Let’s stick together like gravy on mashed potatoes!”
  11. Why did the pilgrim’s pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt “buckle” on their hat!
  12. Why did the turkey sit on the jack-o-lantern? It wanted to squash some rumors!
  13. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of movie? “The Sound of Music” because it has so many drumsticks!
  14. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
  15. What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin pie? “You’re a real slice of life!”
  16. Why was the turkey so calm? Because it practiced “Zen gobbling”!
  17. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of investment? The stock market, because they always gobble up the gains!
  18. Why did the football coach go to Thanksgiving dinner? To improve his “tackling” skills!
  19. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
  20. What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? Squash!
  1. Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
  2. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
  3. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
  4. Why did the turkey cross the road? It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
  5. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
  6. Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks!
  7. What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing!
  8. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot!
  9. What do you call a stuffed animal? You after Thanksgiving dinner!
  10. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
  11. How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you at Christmas.
  12. What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
  13. Why don’t you put the turkey near the corn? Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up!
  14. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google!
  15. Why can’t you take a turkey to church? Because they use fowl language!
  16. What kind of music do pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!
  17. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? Because he had the drumsticks!
  18. How do you make a turkey float? You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.
  19. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The tur-key!
  20. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? Because they never learned good table manners!

“Harvesting Hilarity: Wrapping Up the Turkey Day Laughs!”

Continue your festive journey by exploring more laughter-filled harvest anecdotes on our site. Let the merriment of Thanksgiving extend beyond the dinner table as you indulge in a cornucopia of jokes that celebrate gratitude and mirth. From turkey-tastic puns to cranberry-infused chuckles, there’s plenty more to gobble up. Join us in keeping the spirit of Thanksgiving alive year-round with a hearty serving of humor. Happy reading and may your days be filled with endless joy and laughter!

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