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1. Why don’t ghosts like rain? Because it dampens their spirits!
2. Why did the vampire become a computer programmer? Because he heard it was a job with byte!
3. How do ghosts like their coffee? With just a hint of scream and sugar!
4. Why don’t witches ever get lost? Because they always know how to spell their way home!
5. Why did the zombie go to school? To improve his “dead-ucation”!
6. What do you call a werewolf comedian? A howl-arious stand-up!
7. Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a boo-tiful affair!
8. Why did the mummy call the doctor? Because he was coffin’ a lot!
9. What do you get when you cross a witch with sand? A sandwich!
10. Why was the ghost a terrible liar? Because you could see right through him!
11. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
12. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
13. How do you mend a broken Jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
14. Why did the ghost become a detective? Because he always got to the bottom of things!
15. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
16. Why don’t ghosts like fast food? Because they can’t stomach the boo-gers!
17. Why was the vampire artist so successful? Because he always drew blood!
18. What do you call a werewolf with no friends? A lone wolf!
19. Why was the witch always up to date? Because she was into broom-sticking with the times!
20. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream!

1. Why did the ghost break up with his girlfriend? She kept saying he was too transparent about his feelings!
2. How does a vampire like his steak cooked? Medium rare, with a side of garlic fries to keep the humans away!
3. Why did the zombie go to the party? He heard they were serving finger foods!
4. Why was the witch bad at baseball? She always got caught trying to steal bats!
5. What do you call a ghost that haunts the kitchen? A polter-geese!
6. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax to death!
7. Why did the werewolf join a band? He heard they had a howling good time!
8. Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re angry? They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
9. Why did the vampire subscribe to a magazine? He wanted to sink his teeth into the latest issues!
10. Why did the ghost go to school? He wanted to improve his haunting skills!
11. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
12. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit under the weather!
13. Why was the ghost such a good comedian? He always knew how to lift spirits!
14. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
15. Why was the vampire always calm? Because he never got worked up, he just got necks-cited!
16. Why did the ghost become a detective? He wanted to investigate paranormal activity!
17. What do you call a haunted chicken coop? A poultry-geist hot spot!
18. Why did the werewolf refuse to go to the dance? He didn’t want to risk getting fleas!
19. Why did the ghost get invited to so many parties? He was a real scream!
20. What did the vampire say to the computer? “I love your byte-sized snacks!”

1. Why did the ghost go to therapy? It had too many haunting thoughts.
2. What do you call a werewolf who loves to dance? A boogie wolf.
3. Why was the vampire so good at math? Because he could count on his fangs!
4. What did the psychic say to the skeptic? “I see your point.”
5. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with.
6. How do ghosts stay in shape? They do the spirit-lates workout.
7. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
8. Why did the witch break up with her broomstick? It was a clean sweep.
9. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie.
10. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll unwind.
11. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist.
12. Why did the zombie go to school? To improve his dead-ucation.
13. How do ghosts keep fit? They exorcise regularly.
14. What do you call a polite vampire? Fangs a lot.
15. Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re angry? They’re afraid of flying off the handle.
16. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For some boos.
17. Why did the vampire get hired as a comedian? He could always find the vein of humor.
18. What do you call a group of witches who live together? A coven-ience.
19. Why did the ghost go to the doctor? It was feeling ghastly.
20. How do vampires get around on Halloween? By bloodmobile.

1. Why was the ghost always so calm? Because it couldn’t hold its sheet together!
2. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite.
3. Why did the werewolf become a barber? He wanted a howling good time!
4. Why was the ghost invited to the séance? It was a hauntingly good guest.
5. What did the witch say to the computer? “Cast spell-check!”
6. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
7. Why was the vampire artist so successful? He always drew blood.
8. What do you call a haunted house in space? An astro-boo-tel.
9. Why don’t zombies ever get lost? They always follow their gut.
10. Why was the ghost a terrible liar? Because you could see right through it!
11. Why did the vampire get hired as a waiter? He always had a thirst for service.
12. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The roller-ghoster coaster.
13. Why did the witch become a chef? She wanted to put a spell on the taste buds.
14. What did the ghost say to the bee? “Boo-bee, I’m a ghost!”
15. Why don’t vampires make good friends? They always take a bite out of you.
16. What do you call a vampire with a cold? A coffin.
17. Why don’t witches play hide and seek with ghosts? They always vanish!
18. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with.
19. What do you get when you cross a ghost with a detective? An investigator who can really get to the bottom of things!
20. Why did the zombie go to school? To improve his dead-ucation.

1. Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was a “boo” last night!
2. What did the vampire say to his date? “You make my heart beat faster than garlic bread at sunrise!”
3. Why don’t witches ever get lost? Because they always have broom navigation!
4. How does a werewolf keep his fur neat? With a hair-raising conditioner!
5. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? Because he wanted some spare ribs!
6. What did the ghost say to the bee? “BOO-bee, do you believe in the after-buzz?”
7. Why was the zombie invited to all the parties? Because he was always a “dead” good dancer!
8. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Booberry pie with a side of spook-cream!
9. Why don’t vampires use Facebook? Because they prefer to stalk their prey in person!
10. Why was the ghost such a bad liar? Because you could see right through him!
11. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
12. Why did the mummy become a detective? Because he was good at “unraveling” mysteries!
13. What’s a ghost’s favorite game? Hide and shriek!
14. Why did the vampire start a band? Because he wanted to “fang” his fans!
15. How do ghosts like their eggs cooked? “Terrifried”!
16. Why did the zombie apply for a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to make bread rise again!
17. What do you call a group of witches who live together? A broom-mate!
18. Why did the werewolf break up with his girlfriend? Because he realized she was a “howl” lot of trouble!
19. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
20. Why don’t ghosts like rainstorms? Because it dampens their spirits!

1. Why did the ghost go to school? Because he wanted to improve his haunting grades!
2. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit snack? Blood oranges!
3. Why did the witch bring a broom to class? Because she wanted to sweep away the competition!
4. How do you know if a monster has been in your room? Your toys are all scared stiff!
5. Why was the mummy such a good soccer player? Because he had great “wrap” control!
6. What did the little ghost say to his mommy ghost? “I love you more than ‘boo’tons!”
7. Why was the werewolf’s report card always wet? Because he kept getting marked absent due to “full moon” fever!
8. Why do ghosts make terrible chefs? Because they can’t handle the “boo”-iling water!
9. What’s a vampire’s favorite subject in school? Bite-namics!
10. Why did the little witch bring a ladder to school? Because she heard the classes were spellbinding!
11. What’s a monster’s favorite bedtime story? “Where the Mild Things Are”!
12. Why did the ghost go to the party alone? Because he couldn’t find a “ghoul” friend!
13. Why was the zombie always the teacher’s pet? Because he had “un-dead” accurate homework!
14. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Spook-ghetti and eyeballs!
15. Why did the vampire read the newspaper? Because he heard it had great “bite-sized” stories!
16. Why did the werewolf bring a ruler to school? To measure his “growling” progress!
17. What’s a witch’s favorite type of math? Hexagons!
18. Why did the little ghost get a ticket? Because he was caught “haunting” for candy!
19. Why did the monster bring a pencil to the party? In case he wanted to draw attention to himself!
20. What’s a vampire’s favorite toy? A bloodhound!

1. Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend? Because she told him she needed some “space” to breathe!
2. What did the ghost say to his girlfriend? “I love you more than the afterlife itself!”
3. Why was the werewolf always the life of the party? Because he knew how to “unleash” his wild side!
4. Why did the witch refuse to join social media? Because she didn’t want her spells to go viral!
5. What’s a vampire’s favorite pickup line? “Are you made of garlic? Because you’re irresistible!”
6. Why was the ghost such a terrible bartender? Because he kept disappearing before last call!
7. What do you call a werewolf with a law degree? A “furry” good attorney!
8. Why did the vampire get kicked out of the blood bank? Because he couldn’t stop making “sucky” puns!
9. What’s a witch’s favorite drink? A spell-binding cocktail!
10. Why did the ghost refuse to join the football team? Because he was afraid of “passing” through the players!
11. Why did the vampire start a business? Because he wanted to make a killing in the market!
12. What did the werewolf say when he stubbed his toe? “Howl-luch! That really hurt!”
13. Why don’t ghosts ever win arguments? Because they’re always “haunting” the past!
14. What’s a vampire’s favorite type of music? Goth opera!
15. Why did the witch’s spell backfire? Because she forgot to check the “witch’s brew” for typos!
16. What’s a ghost’s favorite TV show? “The Walking Dread”!
17. Why did the werewolf get a job as a hairdresser? Because he was great at giving “hairy” makeovers!
18. What did the vampire bring to the picnic? A coffin filled with snacks!
19. Why did the ghost get promoted at work? Because he was great at “haunting” down leads!
20. What’s a witch’s favorite mode of transportation? Broom-sharing!

1. Why did the ghost go to the party alone? Because he couldn’t find any “boo”-dies to go with!
2. Why did the vampire get hired as a waiter? Because he always knew how to make a “fang”-tastic impression!
3. Why did the werewolf become a musician? Because he wanted to be a “howl”-ing success!
4. Why did the ghost get promoted at work? Because he was great at “haunting” down leads!
5. Why did the witch bring her broom to the store? Because she heard they were having a “sweeping” sale!
6. Why was the vampire always cool? Because he never lost his “chill”!
7. Why don’t ghosts ever win arguments? Because they’re always “haunting” the past!
8. Why was the werewolf a terrible comedian? Because his jokes were always “hairy”!
9. Why did the vampire join the gym? Because he wanted to improve his “bicep-biting” skills!
10. Why did the ghost refuse to ride the bus? Because he heard it was a “dead” end!
11. Why did the witch refuse to play cards? Because she was afraid of “hex”-ing the deck!
12. Why did the werewolf become a chef? Because he heard the food was to “howl” for!
13. Why did the vampire get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he kept asking for a “rare” steak!
14. Why was the ghost always so sad? Because he couldn’t “boo”-lieve how transparent his emotions were!
15. Why was the witch’s broom always late? Because it could only fly at “witching” hours!
16. Why did the werewolf go to the doctor? Because he was “fur”-feeling unwell!
17. Why was the vampire so confident? Because he always had a “bite”-sized ego!
18. Why did the ghost become a comedian? Because he was great at “boo”-sting people’s spirits!
19. Why did the witch open a bakery? Because she heard the dough was to “spell” for!
20. Why did the werewolf bring a pencil to the party? In case he wanted to “draw” attention to himself!

1. Why did the vampire open a blood bank? Because he wanted to make a “withdrawal”!
2. What did the ghost say to the broken elevator? “I’m going to haunt you until you lift my spirits!”
3. Why was the werewolf always invited to parties? Because he was a “paw-ty” animal!
4. What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand-witch!
5. Why did the vampire get a job at the bakery? Because he kneaded the dough!
6. What did the ghost say to the annoying poltergeist? “You’re really starting to “geist” on my nerves!”
7. Why was the werewolf good at math? Because he could “count” on his claws!
8. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the seance? Because she wanted to “raise” the spirits!
9. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? “Boo”-berry pie!
10. Why was the vampire so confident? Because he always had a “bat”-itude!
11. What’s a witch’s favorite school subject? Spelling!
12. Why did the mummy become a detective? Because he was good at “unwrapping” mysteries!
13. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The roller-ghoster!
14. Why did the werewolf start a band? Because he wanted to “howl” at the moon-tunes!
15. Why did the vampire get a ticket? Because he was caught “speeding” through the cemetery!
16. What do you call a werewolf with a broken leg? A “cast” wolf!
17. Why did the witch become a referee? Because she was good at “casting” spells!
18. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of music? Soul music!
19. Why did the vampire refuse to play cards with the werewolf? Because he heard he was a “cheater”!
20. What did the ghost bring to the potluck? “Spook”-ghetti!

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