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  1. Why did the flower break up with the tree in spring? It wanted space to blossom on its own!
  2. What’s a bee’s favorite springtime activity? Bungee jumping from flower to flower!
  3. How do trees access the internet in spring? They log in!
  4. Why did the bird sit on the computer during spring? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
  5. What did the ground say to the seed in spring? “You crack me up!”
  6. How does a snowman feel when spring arrives? A little “meltdown.”
  7. Why did the butterfly bring a suitcase in spring? It wanted to go on a cocoon vacation!
  8. What do you call a rabbit with a great sense of timing in spring? A hare in the right place!
  9. How does a tree get on social media during spring? It logs in to its “branch” account!
  10. Why did the raindrop break up with the cloud in spring? It needed some space!
  11. What’s a gardener’s favorite type of math? Multi-plant division!
  12. Why was the math book sad in spring? Because it had too many problems!
  13. What’s a bee’s favorite classical music piece in spring? The Flight of the Bumblebee!
  14. How do you catch a squirrel in spring? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
  15. What did the flower say to the bee who was late in spring? “Pollen better late than never!”
  16. Why did the baseball player bring a rake to the game in spring? He wanted to clean up the diamond!
  17. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes in spring? A funny bunny!
  18. Why did the sun go to therapy in spring? It had too many issues with rays!
  19. What’s a tree’s favorite dating app in spring? Timber!
  20. Why do birds make great detectives in spring? They always tweet the latest updates!
  1. Why did the bee go to therapy in spring? It had too many issues with hive self-esteem!
  2. What’s a tree’s favorite dance in spring? The root-ine!
  3. How does the sun cut its hair in spring? Eclipse it!
  4. Why did the spring roll attend a comedy show? It wanted to get a good “roll” in the laughter!
  5. What did one flower say to the other in spring? “I’m your biggest petal fan!”
  6. Why do birds make terrible comedians in spring? Their jokes always “fly” over everyone’s heads!
  7. How do you organize a fantastic spring party? You planet!
  8. Why did the grasshopper start a band in spring? It was a hopportunity!
  9. What’s a bee’s favorite hairstyle in spring? The buzz cut!
  10. Why did the scarecrow win an award in spring? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  11. What do you call a lazy spring garden? A “bush” league!
  12. Why did the tomato turn red in spring? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  13. How do you catch a squirrel in spring? Climb a tree and act like a nut – it’s nuts and bolts!
  14. What’s a frog’s favorite candy in spring? Lollihops!
  15. Why did the bicycle fall over in spring? It was two-tired of waiting for the flowers to bloom!
  16. What’s a cloud’s favorite game in spring? Hide and seek!
  17. Why did the flower refuse to gossip in spring? It didn’t want to spread petal rumors!
  18. What did the umbrella say to the raindrop in spring? “You’re really falling for me!”
  19. Why was the math book sad in spring? It had too many story problems!
  20. What’s a gardener’s favorite type of humor in spring? Puns and petals!

  1. Why did the mathematician love spring? It’s a season of exponential growth!
  2. How did the botanist express love in spring? With photosynthetic poetry!
  3. What did the bee say to the flower with a sense of humor? “You really know how to bloom me away!”
  4. Why did the scientist plant a light bulb in the garden in spring? They wanted to grow a power plant!
  5. How does a computer programmer enjoy spring? By taking refreshing “byte”-s of fresh air!
  6. What did the grape say to the garden in spring? “You make wine-tastic scenery!”
  7. Why did the calendar love spring? It found it to be the best time for a date!
  8. How do you know when spring is a great public speaker? It leaves everyone “rooting” for more!
  9. What’s a librarian’s favorite spring book? “The Art of Mulching: A Novel Approach to Gardening!”
  10. Why did the wise owl start a gardening club in spring? For a hoot-enanny!
  11. How do you make a tissue dance in spring? You put a little boogie in it and let it pollen the moves!
  12. Why did the chef plant herbs in spring? To add a pinch of thyme to the garden!
  13. What’s a robot’s favorite spring sport? Circuit training!
  14. Why did the tree go to therapy in spring? It had some deep-rooted issues!
  15. How does the computer fix its garden in spring? It reboots and plants “root” vegetables!
  16. Why was the physics textbook excited for spring? It heard everything’s in full bloom, including theories!
  17. What did the soil say to the seed in spring? “You’ve really grown on me!”
  18. How did the comedian celebrate spring? With a “blooming” stand-up performance!
  19. What did the linguist plant in spring? A synonym tree!
  20. Why was the telescope jealous of spring? It felt left out of the budding galaxy!
  1. Why did the bee apply for a job in spring? It wanted to be pollen in the workforce!
  2. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite spring workout? The “crop” rotation!
  3. How does a flower apologize in spring? It says, “I’m sow-ry!”
  4. Why was the computer cold in spring? It left its Windows open!
  5. What did one raindrop say to the other in spring? “Let’s make a splash!”
  6. Why did the bicycle fall over in spring? It was two-tired of waiting for the flowers to bloom!
  7. How does a tree access the internet in spring? It logs in!
  8. What’s a bee’s favorite springtime snack? A honeycomb!
  9. Why did the flower go to school in spring? It wanted to be in full-bloom education!
  10. How do you catch a squirrel in spring? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
  11. What did the sun say to the flower in spring? “You’re my ray of sunshine!”
  12. Why did the butterfly bring a map in spring? It wanted to find the best route to the flower bed!
  13. What’s a rabbit’s favorite spring sport? Hurdles!
  14. Why did the tomato turn red in spring? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  15. How do you organize a fantastic spring party? You planet!
  16. What did the flower say to the bee who was late in spring? “Pollen better late than never!”
  17. Why did the cloud break up with the raindrop in spring? It needed some space!
  18. What did one spring say to the other? “Hop to it!”
  19. Why did the baseball player bring a rake to the game in spring? He wanted to clean up the diamond!
  20. How does a bee style its hair in spring? With a honeycomb!

  1. Why did the flower go to school in spring? Because it wanted to be a bud-ding scholar!
  2. What do you call a mischievous spring onion? A sproutlaw!
  3. How do trees access the internet during spring? They log in!
  4. Why did the bee sit next to the computer? It wanted to check its “honey” emails in the spring!
  5. What did the flower say to the bicycle? “Petal to the metal, it’s springtime!”
  6. How does a snowman feel when spring arrives? Meltdown!
  7. Why did the bird bring a pencil to the spring picnic? To draw in the scenery!
  8. What’s a tree’s favorite dating app in spring? Timber!
  9. Why was the math book sad in spring? Because it had too many “problems” to solve!
  10. How does the sun make friends in spring? It shines!
  11. Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the spring festival? To see the tulips up close!
  12. What did one raindrop say to another in spring? “Two’s company, three’s a cloud!”
  13. How do you catch a squirrel in the spring? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
  14. Why was the calendar happy in spring? Because it had a date!
  15. What did the flower say to the bee who was late? “You’re pollen my leg!”
  16. How do you organize a fantastic spring party? You plan it with a lot of flower arrangements!
  17. Why do spring chickens always carry a map? To find their way back to the coop!
  18. What’s a frog’s favorite candy in spring? Lollihops!
  19. Why was the broom so popular in spring? It always swept everyone off their feet!
  20. What’s a bee’s favorite classical music piece in spring? The Flight of the Bumblebee!
  1. Why did the baby lamb bring a suitcase to the spring field? It wanted to go on a “baa-cation”!
  2. What’s a frog’s favorite candy during spring? Lollihops!
  3. Why did the bee attend school in the spring? It wanted to be a spelling bee!
  4. What do you call a bunny who tells jokes in spring? A funny bunny!
  5. How does a flower answer the phone in spring? “Blossom, who’s calling?”
  6. Why did the little chick wear sunglasses in spring? The future’s so bright, it’s egg-citing!
  7. What did the tree say to the swing in spring? “Bud, you’re really branching out!”
  8. How do you make a tissue dance in spring? You put a little “spring” in its step!
  9. Why was the baby duck so happy in spring? It quacked up at all the jokes!
  10. What did the flower say to the rain? “You’re the drop-dead gorgeous reason I bloom in spring!”
  11. How does a snail feel when it takes off its shell in spring? A little “sluggish”!
  12. Why did the little bird sit on the TV antenna in spring? It wanted to watch “tweets”!
  13. What did one butterfly say to the other in spring? “You make my heart a-flutter!”
  14. Why did the tadpole bring a ladder to the pond in spring? It wanted to reach the next stage!
  15. How does the sun share its food with the earth in spring? It gives it a little extra “heat”!
  16. Why did the baby bunny go to school in spring? It wanted to learn hop-scotch!
  17. What’s a bee’s favorite subject in school during spring? Buzziness class!
  18. How do you catch a squirrel in spring? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
  19. What did the little flower say to the bee who was late? “You’re pollen my leg!”
  20. Why did the robin bring a pencil to the spring party? To draw attention!

  1. Why did the gardener break up with the calendar in spring? It had too many dates!
  2. What did the flower say to the bee during a romantic spring evening? “You make my heart bloom!”
  3. How do you know when spring is in the air? The birds and the bees won’t stop chirping and buzzing!
  4. Why did the raindrop go to therapy in spring? It had a lot of emotional baggage!
  5. What’s a tree’s favorite pickup line in spring? “Are you a beaver? ‘Cause daaaaam!”
  6. Why did the sun apply for a job during spring? It wanted a brighter career!
  7. How does a spring onion introduce itself at a party? “I’m a bit of a tearjerker, but I promise I’m sweet!”
  8. What did the flower say when it won the lottery in spring? “I’m in the money, petals!”
  9. Why did the butterfly bring a suitcase to the spring fling? It was ready for a metamorphosis of style!
  10. What’s a grass’s favorite form of exercise in spring? Lawn-robics!
  11. Why did the bee apply for a loan in spring? It wanted to buy a honeycomb with a view!
  12. What do you call a frog with a great singing voice in spring? A crooner!
  13. How do you catch a squirrel in spring? Dress up as an acorn and wait!
  14. Why did the tree apply for a job at the bakery in spring? It wanted to branch out into pastries!
  15. What’s a flower’s favorite type of music in spring? Pop-petal!
  16. Why did the raincloud break up with the sunshine in spring? It needed some space!
  17. What did the garden gnome say when asked about spring romance? “I’m just here for the lawn and order!”
  18. How does a bee express its feelings in spring? It gives you a bouquet of “bee-autiful” flowers!
  19. What’s the best way to plant a kiss in spring? With a lot of tulip!
  20. Why did the daffodil start a blog in spring? It wanted to share its “petal” thoughts!
  1. Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian in spring? It had a knack for planting jokes!
  2. What did the bee say to the flower after a date in spring? “Thanks for pollinating with me!”
  3. How does a tree access the internet during spring? It logs on!
  4. Why did the dad plant his money in the garden in spring? He wanted to grow some “green”!
  5. What’s a dad’s favorite flower in spring? Tulips, because they have two-lips!
  6. How does a dad bee communicate with its hive in spring? With a lot of buzzwords!
  7. Why did the dad carry a ladder to the spring picnic? He heard the food was on another level!
  8. What’s a dad’s favorite insect in spring? The “dad”-dly mosquito!
  9. Why did the dad bring a pencil to the spring barbecue? In case he wanted to “sketch” some memories!
  10. What do you call a dad who loves gardening in spring? A “lawn ranger”!
  11. Why was the dad so good at planting flowers in spring? He had a blooming great sense of humor!
  12. What did the dad say when he found a worm in his salad in spring? “Looks like I got a little extra protein!”
  13. Why did the dad bring a map to the spring party? He didn’t want to get “lost in the tulips”!
  14. What’s a dad’s favorite type of precipitation in spring? Dad-rizzle!
  15. Why did the dad tell his kids not to play hide and seek in the garden in spring? They might “grow” roots!
  16. How does a dad bird communicate with its chicks in spring? Through “tweet”-lessons!
  17. What did the dad say to the lawnmower in spring? “You’re cutting it close!”
  18. Why did the dad bring a shovel to the spring wedding? He heard they were digging the ceremony!
  19. What do you call a dad who loves rain showers in spring? A drizzle-dad!
  20. Why did the dad take his hat off in the spring field? He wanted to feel a little “un-hat-hibited!”

  1. What’s a cheese’s favorite flower in spring? Brie-tulips!
  2. Why did the cheddar go to the spring picnic? It wanted to have a gouda time!
  3. How does a cheese plant itself in spring? It curdles up in the soil!
  4. What did the cheese say to the rain in spring? “You’re making me melt with joy!”
  5. Why did the mozzarella take a vacation in spring? It needed to de-stress-a!
  6. What’s a cheese’s favorite outdoor activity in spring? Grate-hiking!
  7. Why did the blue cheese start a band in spring? It wanted to be a “moldy” rockstar!
  8. How does a cheese send love letters in spring? With a fonduetouch!
  9. What’s a cheese’s favorite sport in spring? Brie-cycling!
  10. Why did the cheese attend the spring party? It heard there would be a gouda dance floor!
  11. How does a cheese celebrate the arrival of spring? It throws a feta-acular party!
  12. Why did the Swiss cheese blush in spring? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  13. What do you call a cheese that plays hide and seek in the garden during spring? Camembert!
  14. Why did the cheese apply for a job as a gardener in spring? It wanted to make the garden grate again!
  15. How does a cheese express excitement in spring? It says, “That’s gouda news!”
  16. Why did the cheese go on a diet in spring? It wanted to be cheddar-fit!
  17. What’s a cheese’s favorite flower arrangement in spring? A gouda-lily bouquet!
  18. How does a cheese say goodbye to winter in spring? It waves “curd-eos”!
  19. What did the cheese say to the butter during a spring stroll? “Let’s stick together, it’s a grate day!”
  20. Why did the cheese wear sunglasses in spring? To look extra sharp!

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