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1. Why did the sun break up with the moon? It needed space.
2. What’s Saturn’s favorite party game? Ring-around-the-rosy.
3. Why did Jupiter throw a party? Because it’s a gas giant!
4. How does an astronaut throw a space party? They planet!
5. Why did the asteroid apply for a job? It wanted to make an impact.
6. What do you call a spaceship that sings? An astro-noter.
7. Why did the comet break up with its tail? It felt it was getting too attached.
8. What did one planet say to the other? “You’ve got some serious orbit-tude.”
9. How does the sun relax? It takes a light-year break.
10. Why did the alien bring a telescope to the party? To make new friends from a distance.
11. What’s a planet’s favorite snack? Mars-hmallows.
12. Why did Earth apply for a loan? It needed some space-time.
13. What did one galaxy say to the other? “You’re out of this world!”
14. Why don’t planets ever get along? They always need their space.
15. How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet meticulously!
16. What do you call two Earths that orbit each other? A pair-o-dox.
17. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter.
18. What’s a comet’s favorite cereal? Shooting Stars.
19. Why did the black hole start a band? Because it had a deep voice.
20. How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!

1. Why did the Sun go to school? Because it wanted to be a brighter star!
2. What did Earth say to the other planets? You guys really need to orbit around my awesomeness!
3. Why did Mars break up with Saturn? It had too many rings and Mars needed space!
4. How do planets organize a party? They always “planet” in advance!
5. Why did the asteroid become a stand-up comedian? It had a killer sense of humor!
6. What’s a comet’s favorite game? Hide and seek, because they love disappearing acts!
7. Why are aliens good at basketball? Because they always make intergalactic shots!
8. What did the Sun say to Pluto when it got demoted? Don’t worry, I’ll still shine for you!
9. Why did Jupiter throw a party? Because it’s the biggest planet and wanted to show off its size!
10. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
11. Why did the Moon break up with the Earth? It needed space!
12. What do you call a group of musical planets? A celestial symphony!
13. Why did Venus enroll in charm school? To be the most attractive planet in the solar system!
14. What did one black hole say to the other? You really suck at cleaning up the cosmic mess!
15. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend on Mars? He needed space!
16. What’s an alien’s favorite candy? Mars-bars!
17. Why was the math book sad in the solar system? Because it had too many problems!
18. What do you call a spaceship that sings? An astro-not!
19. Why did Saturn go to therapy? It had too many issues with its rings!
20. What’s Mercury’s favorite game? Hide and heat seek!

1. Why did the Sun apply for a job? It wanted a stellar career!
2. What do you call two planets that collide? A celestial smash hit!
3. Why don’t planets ever get along? They have too much space between them!
4. How do astronomers organize their parties? They planet meticulously!
5. Why did the black hole get invited to all the parties? It had a gravitational personality!
6. What’s an astronaut’s favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar!
7. Why did the comet break up with its tail? It needed some space!
8. How do you organize a space heist? You planet meticulously!
9. Why did the moon start a business? It wanted to be in the crescent industry!
10. What’s a planet’s favorite book? The one with the most atmosphere!
11. Why did the spaceship turn on its GPS? It wanted to find its way through the galaxy without getting lost in space!
12. What’s a planet’s favorite song? The one that’s out of this world!
13. Why are aliens good at solving puzzles? They always find the extraterrestrial solution!
14. What did the neutron say to the electron? I’m positive you’re electrifying!
15. Why did the astronaut break up with his calculator? It couldn’t count on him anymore!
16. What did Earth say to the other planets during a meeting? Let’s make the solar system great again!
17. Why did Jupiter bring a pencil to the astronomy class? Because it wanted to draw the most attention!
18. What’s an astronaut’s favorite type of humor? Puns in space!
19. Why did the alien start a band? Because it had the best cosmic rhythm!
20. What’s a comet’s favorite literary device? Foreshadowing, it always leaves a trail!

1. Why did the Sun break up with the planets? It needed space!
2. What’s Mercury’s favorite type of party? A sun-day bash!
3. Why did Mars start a rock band? Because it has the best atmosphere!
4. What do you call a lazy asteroid? A procrastirock!
5. Why did the moon become a baker? It needed more space for its crescent rolls!
6. What’s Saturn’s favorite sport? Ring toss!
7. Why did the comet open a bakery? It wanted to make stellar pastries!
8. What did Earth say to the other planets when they complained about its weather? “You can’t please everyone, I’m doing my orbit!”
9. Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to space? To reach the Milky Way!
10. What’s a planet’s favorite app? Gravinsta, where they share their best orbits!
11. Why did the black hole get a job? Because it had a strong gravitational pull for success!
12. What do you call a spaceship that tells jokes? A pun-rocket!
13. Why was the asteroid always invited to parties? It really knew how to make an impact!
14. What’s a comet’s favorite dessert? Ice cream with a cosmic swirl!
15. Why did Venus become a fashion designer? It wanted to be the hottest planet on the runway!
16. What did the alien say when it landed on Earth? “Take me to your leader, or at least to the nearest coffee shop!”
17. Why did the astronaut bring a red marker to space? To draw attention to the red planet!
18. What’s a planet’s favorite music genre? Neptunes!
19. Why did Jupiter throw a party for the other planets? It wanted to be the gas giant of celebration!
20. What’s an astronaut’s favorite chocolate? Mars bars!

1. Why did the sun start a career in comedy? Because it had the brightest sense of humor in the solar system, and it always knew how to light up a room!
2. Once upon a time, Earth and Mars were having an argument about who was more popular. Earth said, “I have life, oceans, and diverse ecosystems!” Mars replied, “Well, I have a ton of followers on the red planet social network!” The Moon interrupted, “Guys, you’re both orbiting around my popularity.”
3. Why did the asteroid become a motivational speaker? Because it always aimed high and never let anything bring it down!
4. Two planets met at a cosmic cafe. One asked the other, “Are you feeling alright?” The other replied, “I’m just going through a phase.”
5. What did the Sun say to the planets when they complained about its brightness? “I’m sorry, I can’t dim my enthusiasm for life!”
6. Why did the black hole start a band? Because it had a gravitational pull for music, and every performance was a real showstopper!
7. Why did Jupiter bring a suitcase to the gas station? It wanted to fill up on fuel for its great escape!
8. What do planets use to clean their space? Comet cleanser!
9. Why did the astronaut break up with the alien? It said, “Our relationship is like Pluto, not a planet anymore.”
10. Why did the moon never go to therapy? Because it’s always going through phases, and every problem just waxes and wanes!
11. What’s a spaceship’s favorite dance move? The intergalactic shuffle!
12. Why did the neutron go to the doctor? It had a positive attitude and wanted to stay proton healthy!
13. What did the comet say to the asteroid? “You rock my world!”
14. Why did the alien refuse to play hide and seek with the planets? It said, “I always get lost in space!”
15. Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to space? To reach for the stars and go above and beyond!
16. What’s a planet’s favorite type of investment? A celestial fund, where they can watch their assets orbit!
17. Why did the telescope break up with the microscope? It needed more space in the relationship!
18. Why did Saturn start a fashion line? Because it had the most stylish ring collection in the solar system!
19. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline – it always has the best launch!
20. Why did the Milky Way go to therapy? It had too many issues and needed some space to clear its nebulae!

1. Why did the Sun go to school? Because it wanted to be a brighter star in the galaxy!
2. What’s an astronaut’s favorite candy? Mars-bars!
3. Why did Pluto bring a suitcase to the planet party? Because it wanted to be a “planet-in-the-making”!
4. What did Earth say to the other planets during a game of hide-and-seek? “You guys are out of this world at hiding!”
5. How do you throw a space party? You planet!
6. Why was the moon always good at school? Because it had the best phases!
7. What’s a comet’s favorite game? Tail-tag!
8. Why did the little star bring a ladder to school? Because it wanted to reach for the sky in astronomy class!
9. What’s an alien’s favorite subject in school? Space-cial studies!
10. Why did the asteroid get good grades? It had a rock-solid study routine!
11. What do you call a baby planet? A little meteorite!
12. Why did the Sun start a band with the planets? Because it wanted to be the “solar” system of music!
13. What did one planet say to the other when it felt down? “Cheer up, the universe revolves around you!”
14. Why did the spaceship bring a pencil to space? To draw a constellation of laughter!
15. What’s a planet’s favorite game on a rainy day? Astro-board games!
16. Why did the astronaut wear a red shirt to school? Because he wanted to be the brightest star in the classroom!
17. What’s an astronaut’s favorite bedtime story? The one with a “stellar” ending!
18. Why did the little alien go to the school dance? To show off its out-of-this-world dance moves!
19. What’s a planet’s favorite toy? A space-hoop!
20. Why did the asteroid get detention? It kept making a big impact on the other rocks!

1. Why did the Sun break up with the other stars? It needed a space from all the drama!
2. What’s Earth’s favorite adult beverage? Cosmopolitans, of course!
3. Why did Mars start a dating app? It wanted to find a red-hot match!
4. How do planets settle disputes? They orbitration!
5. What’s Saturn’s favorite adult game? Ring of Fire!
6. Why did the black hole start a support group? It needed someone to listen to its deep issues!
7. What’s an astronaut’s pickup line? “Are you a shooting star? Because I’ve been wishing for someone like you!”
8. Why did Jupiter go to therapy? It had too many moons and needed some personal space!
9. What’s a comet’s favorite dating advice? “Always make a stellar first impression!”
10. Why did the astronaut bring a pillow to space? To catch some Zzz’s in zero gravity!
11. What’s a planet’s favorite genre of movies? Sci-fi, because it’s out of this world!
12. Why did the spaceship get a speeding ticket? It was going at warp speed in a no-fly zone!
13. What’s an alien’s favorite late-night show? The Cosmogalactic Tonight Show!
14. Why did the neutron refuse to date the electron? It said, “I’m neutral, and I don’t want any charged relationships!”
15. What did the comet say to the asteroid at the bar? “You rock my world, let’s make it a collision to remember!”
16. Why did the moon get a job as a bartender? It knew how to make the best lunar-tinis!
17. What’s a planet’s favorite workout? Orbit-cise!
18. Why did Venus become a relationship counselor? It had the hottest tips for keeping things sizzling!
19. What did the alien say at the poker game? “I’ve got a pair of spaceships and a flush of galaxies!”
20. Why did the Milky Way file a lawsuit? Too many asteroids were causing interstellar accidents!

1. Why did the Sun get a job as a comedian? Because it had a solar-larious sense of humor!
2. What did one planet say to the other during an argument? “Stop being so spacey!”
3. Why did Saturn become a great chef? It had the best ring recipe in the solar system!
4. What’s a planet’s favorite dad joke? “I’m over the moon about this one!”
5. Why did the astronaut bring a broom to space? To sweep away the stardust!
6. Why don’t planets ever get along with each other? They need more space in their relationships!
7. What’s a comet’s favorite type of sandwich? A meteor-ito!
8. Why did Earth go to therapy? It had too many issues with the other planets!
9. What’s a spaceship’s favorite kind of party? A blast-off!
10. Why did the moon become a stand-up comedian? It always had the best phases!
11. What did one star say to the other during a game of poker? “You’ve got a radiant hand!”
12. Why did the asteroid break up with its girlfriend? It needed more space!
13. What’s a planet’s favorite hobby? Comet watching!
14. Why did the Sun go to therapy? It had too much heat and needed to cool down!
15. What did the alien dad say to his son? “You’re out of this world, kiddo!”
16. Why did the telescope dad tell his kids to look up to him? Because he was a stargazing role model!
17. What’s a planet’s favorite dessert? A cosmic pie!
18. Why did the astronaut dad bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were out of this world!
19. What’s an alien’s favorite dad joke? “Why did the comet break up with the asteroid? It needed some space!”
20. Why did the Milky Way dad go on a diet? Too many asteroid-belts!

1. Why did the Sun apply for a job? It wanted to be a “star” employee!
2. What did the moon say to the Earth on Valentine’s Day? “You light up my night, you’re my world!”
3. Why did Jupiter break up with Saturn? It needed more space in the relationship!
4. What’s a planet’s favorite dance? The meteor-waltz!
5. Why was the asteroid always telling jokes? It had a rock-solid sense of humor!
6. What do planets say when they’re complimented? “You’re out of this world!”
7. Why did the comet open a bakery? It wanted to make some “stellar” pastries!
8. What’s an alien’s favorite type of cheese? Gorgonzola-ctopus!
9. Why did the astronaut bring cheese to space? In case he needed to take a “space-cial” break!
10. What do you call a planet that loves to sing? A star-tist!
11. Why did the black hole get invited to all the parties? It had a gravitational pull for cheesy dance moves!
12. What’s a planet’s favorite game show? “Wheel of the Cosmos!”
13. Why did Venus become a pastry chef? It wanted to create desserts that are “out of this swirl!”
14. What do you call a group of planets playing music together? The Milky Way Band!
15. Why did the spaceship bring a cheese grater to the moon? It wanted to make mooncheddar!
16. What’s an astronaut’s favorite type of cheese? Rocket-fort!
17. Why did the moon go to therapy? It had too many phases and needed to wax poetic about its feelings!
18. What’s a planet’s favorite TV show? “Cheese-dramatic Universe!”
19. Why did the asteroid apply for a job at the pizza shop? It wanted to be a “pepperon-i-toid”!
20. What’s a comet’s favorite pickup line? “Are you made of stardust? Because you just comet my way!”

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