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240+ S’mores jokes – Funny, Short, Dirty, Long…

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  1. Why did the s’more break up with the chocolate? Because it found someone sweeter!
  2. What do you call a s’more that tells jokes? A pun in the oven!
  3. Why don’t s’mores ever win at hide and seek? Because they’re always too easy to spot!
  4. What’s a s’more’s favorite type of music? S’more Rock ‘n’ Roll!
  5. Why was the graham cracker so popular at parties? Because it was always s’more-able!
  6. How do you make a s’more laugh? Tick-le the chocolate!
  7. Why was the marshmallow always so happy? Because it loved being toasted with friends!
  8. What did the s’more say after a long day? “I’m really toasted!”
  9. Why did the graham cracker go to school? To get s’more education!
  10. Why don’t s’mores ever argue? Because they’re too busy being sweet together!
  11. What’s a s’more’s favorite movie genre? Rom-comedible!
  12. Why don’t s’mores play sports? They’re afraid they’ll get too toasted!
  13. What’s a s’more’s favorite holiday? S’moresgiving!
  14. Why did the marshmallow bring a ladder to the campfire? To reach s’more new heights!
  15. How do you make a s’more’s day? Give it a hug and a toasting!
  16. What did the chocolate say to the marshmallow? “You’re so sweet, I can’t resist s’more of you!”
  17. Why don’t s’mores ever get lost? Because they always stick together!
  18. What’s a s’more’s favorite dance move? The Toasty Twist!
  19. Why did the s’more go to therapy? It had too many layers to deal with!
  20. What’s a s’more’s favorite game? Chubby Bunny meets Twister!
  1. Why did the s’more go to therapy? Because it had too many layers to unpack!
  2. What did the marshmallow say to the chocolate? “You complete me, but the graham cracker holds us together.”
  3. Why don’t s’mores ever play hide and seek? Because they’re always getting roasted!
  4. What’s a s’more’s favorite dance move? The marshmallow shuffle!
  5. How do you fix a broken s’more? With graham cracker jacks!
  6. Why did the s’more break up with the cookie? It found someone sweeter – chocolate!
  7. What do you call a s’more that tells jokes? A marshmallow with a sense of humor!
  8. Why did the graham cracker blush? Because it saw the marshmallow in its birthday suit!
  9. Why don’t s’mores ever get lost? Because they always stick together!
  10. How do you catch a s’more thief? Set up a marshmallow sting operation!
  11. What’s a s’more’s favorite movie? “The Chocolate Meltdown!”
  12. Why did the s’more go to school? To get more chocolate education!
  13. What’s a s’more’s favorite game? Toastbusters!
  14. Why did the marshmallow sit in the corner? Because it was feeling toasty!
  15. What did the chocolate say to the marshmallow on Valentine’s Day? “You make my heart melt!”
  16. Why was the s’more afraid of the dark? It was scared of becoming a midnight snack!
  17. What did one s’more say to the other s’more? “You’re so hot, you’re making me melt!”
  18. Why did the s’more go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find its other half!
  19. What did the graham cracker say to the marshmallow? “Stop sticking to me, you’re making me crumble!”
  20. Why did the s’more go to the beach? It heard the waves were great for roasting marshmallows!

  1. Why don’t s’mores ever argue? Because they’re too busy getting toasted!
  2. What did the s’more say to the marshmallow? “You complete me!”
  3. How do you fix a broken s’more? With chocolate therapy!
  4. Why did the graham cracker go to school? To become s’more educated!
  5. What do you call a s’more that’s good at math? A smartmallow!
  6. Why was the s’more a good comedian? It had great delivery!
  7. What’s a s’more’s favorite game? Fluff or dare!
  8. How do you know when a s’more is nervous? It gets a little fudgy!
  9. Why did the s’more go to therapy? It had too many layers to unpack!
  10. What do you call a s’more that’s afraid of the dark? A scaredmallow!
  11. Why did the s’more break up with the chocolate? It found someone s’more sweet!
  12. What did one s’more say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You make my heart melt!”
  13. How do s’mores communicate? Through tele-graham crackers!
  14. Why don’t s’mores ever play hide and seek? Because they’re always getting spotted!
  15. What’s a s’more’s favorite song? “We Will S’more You” by Queen!
  16. Why don’t s’mores ever get lost? Because they always stick together!
  17. What’s a s’more’s favorite subject in school? S’moreonomics!
  18. Why did the s’more go to the beach? It heard the waves were s’more relaxing!
  19. How do s’mores stay in shape? They do marshmallow-ups!
  20. What do you call a s’more that’s having a bad day? A crumbly mess!
  1. Why did the s’more go to school? Because it wanted to be a s’more educated.
  2. What do you call a s’more that tells jokes? A marshmallow wit.
  3. Why did the s’more break up with the graham cracker? It just couldn’t handle the crumble.
  4. What do you get when you cross a s’more with a computer? A byte of deliciousness.
  5. Why was the s’more always invited to parties? Because it was the life of the campfire!
  6. How does a s’more answer the phone? “S’more for me, please!”
  7. Why was the s’more so good at math? Because it knew how to add chocolate, marshmallow, and graham crackers!
  8. What do you call a s’more with a PhD? A s’more-genius!
  9. Why don’t s’mores ever get in trouble? Because they know how to stay out of sticky situations.
  10. What did the s’more say to the campfire? “You’re really toasting my marshmallow!”
  11. How do you know if a s’more is lying? It’s easy to see through its marshmallow lies!
  12. Why don’t s’mores play hide and seek? Because they always get found out by their delicious aroma!
  13. What’s a s’more’s favorite game? Toastbusters!
  14. Why did the s’more go to therapy? It had too many layers to handle.
  15. What’s a s’more’s favorite movie genre? Marshmallow-drama!
  16. Why did the s’more go to the beach? It wanted to catch some s’more-rays!
  17. What did the graham cracker say to the marshmallow? “You complete me.”
  18. How do s’mores celebrate Valentine’s Day? They get all gooey-eyed for each other!
  19. Why don’t s’mores ever get lost? Because they always stick together!
  20. What do you call a s’more that’s a big fan of classic literature? A s’more-bard!

  1. Why did the s’more go to therapy? Because it had too many layers of issues to handle!
  2. What do you call a nervous s’more? A marshmallow on the edge!
  3. Why don’t s’mores ever win arguments? Because they always crumble under pressure!
  4. How did the s’more feel after a long hike? Toasted but totally crumby!
  5. What’s a s’more’s favorite type of music? Rock and roll, with a side of melty marshmallow!
  6. Why was the s’more invited to all the parties? Because it knew how to bring the heat!
  7. What did the marshmallow say to the chocolate and graham crackers? “Stick with me, and we’ll go places!”
  8. Why did the s’more break up with its significant other? Because they couldn’t handle the sweet pressure!
  9. How do you fix a broken s’more? With marshmallow glue and chocolate kisses!
  10. What did the s’more say to the campfire? “You really know how to heat things up!”
  11. Why don’t s’mores ever gamble? Because they can’t handle the risk of getting roasted!
  12. What do you call a s’more that tells jokes? A marshmallow comedian!
  13. Why did the s’more refuse to share its secrets? Because they were all top-secret ingredients!
  14. How do s’mores send secret messages? They use marshmallow code!
  15. What’s a s’more’s favorite movie? “The Toast Samurai”!
  16. Why did the s’more join the circus? Because it wanted to be the ultimate fire performer!
  17. How do you make a s’more laugh? Tickles and chocolate puns!
  18. What’s a s’more’s favorite game? Charades, of course—perfect for roasting marshmallows!
  19. Why did the s’more refuse to leave the campfire? Because it was on a roll!
  20. How do you know when a s’more is lying? When it starts to melt under questioning!
  1. Why did the s’more go to school? Because it wanted to be a s’more-educated treat!
  2. What do you call a nervous s’more? A marshmallow on the edge!
  3. Why don’t s’mores ever win arguments? Because they always end up getting roasted!
  4. How do s’mores communicate? Through Graham crackers!
  5. What’s a s’more’s favorite dance move? The Toasty Twist!
  6. Why was the s’more invited to join the band? Because it was great at playing the marshmallow-o-phone!
  7. What did one s’more say to the other during a campfire? “You really light up my life!”
  8. Why did the s’more break up with the chocolate? It found someone more ‘mallow-able!
  9. What’s a s’more’s favorite day of the week? S’more Saturday!
  10. Why did the s’more go to therapy? Because it had too many layers of emotional baggage!
  11. What do you call a s’more with a sunburn? A toasted tan-tastic treat!
  12. Why did the s’more refuse to tell secrets? Because it didn’t want to spill the marshmallows!
  13. What’s a s’more’s favorite type of movie? Ro-mallow-coms!
  14. How does a s’more apologize? It says, “I’m sorry for being so melty!”
  15. Why don’t s’mores ever play hide and seek? Because they always get found out by their sweet scent!
  16. What’s a s’more’s favorite hobby? Toasting marshmallows by the campfire!
  17. Why did the s’more go to the beach? To catch some waves and soak up the s’moreshine!
  18. What do you call a s’more with a cold? A chilly-choco-mallow!
  19. Why was the s’more feeling blue? Because it couldn’t find its chocolate soulmate!
  20. What’s a s’more’s favorite bedtime story? The S’more and the Three Bears!

  1. Why did the s’more go to therapy? Because it had too many layers of emotional baggage!
  2. What do you call a s’more who loves to gamble? A marshmallow risk-taker!
  3. Why did the graham cracker break up with the marshmallow? Because it found someone who wasn’t so flaky!
  4. What’s a s’more’s favorite pickup line? “Are you made of chocolate? Because you’re making me melt!”
  5. Why did the s’more refuse to fight? It didn’t want to get toasted!
  6. What did the marshmallow say to the chocolate after a romantic evening? “That was s’more than I ever dreamed of!”
  7. How do you know when a s’more is lying? When it’s full of fluff!
  8. Why don’t s’mores ever get into arguments? Because they’re too busy melting each other’s hearts!
  9. What did one s’more say to the other during a scary story? “Don’t worry, I’ll stick with you through thick and thin!”
  10. Why was the s’more always the life of the party? Because it knew how to bring the heat!
  11. What did the marshmallow say to the chocolate during a romantic dinner? “You complete me, just like in a s’more!”
  12. Why don’t s’mores ever get lost? Because they always stick together!
  13. What’s a s’more’s favorite song? “We Are Family” because everyone knows, “I got all my fillings with me!”
  14. What did the graham cracker say to the marshmallow on Valentine’s Day? “You’re so sweet, I could just sandwich you forever!”
  15. Why did the s’more go to school? To get a little toasty education!
  16. What’s a s’more’s favorite hobby? Campfire karaoke – they love to sing their layers off!
  17. Why did the s’more apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to rise to the occasion!
  18. What do you call a s’more that’s afraid of commitment? A marshmallow with cold feet!
  19. Why did the s’more break up with the graham cracker? It was tired of feeling sandwiched between layers!
  20. What’s a s’more’s favorite sport? Volleyball – they love to set and spike!
  1. Why did the s’more break up with the chocolate? It found someone butter.
  2. What did the marshmallow say to the graham cracker? “You complete me.”
  3. Why did the s’more go to school? It wanted to be a little s’more educated.
  4. What did the graham cracker say to the marshmallow during the camping trip? “You’re really toasting my heart.”
  5. Why don’t s’mores ever win arguments? Because they always end up getting roasted.
  6. How do you know if a s’more is lying? It’s graham cracker’s cracking under pressure.
  7. Why was the s’more so good at making friends? It was great at melting hearts.
  8. Why did the s’more go to therapy? It had too many layers of issues to unpack.
  9. What did the s’more say after a long day? “I’m feeling a little toasty.”
  10. Why was the s’more afraid of the dark? It was scared it might get eaten in the shadows.
  11. What’s a s’more’s favorite type of music? Soft rock, because it melts the fastest!
  12. What did one s’more say to the other? “Let’s stick together.”
  13. Why did the s’more refuse to share? Because it was too shellfish with its chocolate.
  14. How do you make a s’more laugh? Toast its funny bone.
  15. Why don’t s’mores play hide and seek? Because they always get found out by their delicious scent!
  16. Why did the s’more sit by the campfire? It wanted to get s’more warmth.
  17. What do you call a s’more that’s been out in the sun too long? A sunburnt delight!
  18. Why did the s’more go to the beach? It heard the waves were great for its marshmallow tan.
  19. What’s a s’more’s favorite day of the week? S’moresday!
  20. Why did the s’more go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a date that matched its flavor.

  1. Why did the s’more go to therapy? Because it had too many layers to deal with!
  2. What did the marshmallow say to the chocolate? “You complete me, s’more.”
  3. How does a s’more apologize? It says, “I’m sorry if I’m a little too toasted.”
  4. What’s a s’more’s favorite type of music? Soft rock because it melts the heart!
  5. Why don’t s’mores ever argue? Because they always find a way to come together!
  6. Why did the graham cracker break up with the chocolate? It said, “You’re too sweet for me, I need some space to crumble.”
  7. What do you call a s’more that tells jokes? A marsh-mallow of laughter!
  8. Why was the s’more feeling sad? Because it felt like it was stuck between a rock and a hard place!
  9. How do you know if a s’more is happy? It’s always in goo spirits!
  10. Why did the s’more refuse to fight? Because it believed in s’more peaceful resolutions!
  11. What’s a s’more’s favorite game? Chubby Bunny, because it’s all about marshmallow stuffing!
  12. What did the s’more say to the campfire? “You really know how to heat things up between us!”
  13. Why don’t s’mores ever play hide and seek? Because they always get caught between the crackers!
  14. What’s a s’more’s favorite holiday? National Toasted Marshmallow Day, of course!
  15. Why was the s’more so good at making friends? It was always open to a marshmallow conversation!
  16. How do you fix a broken s’more? With hugs and chocolate kisses!
  17. Why was the s’more invited to every party? Because it was always the life of the campfire!
  18. What did the s’more say to the chocolate bar? “You’re really starting to melt my heart!”
  19. Why was the s’more so popular in school? Because it was voted most likely to stick together!
  20. What’s a s’more’s favorite movie genre? Romance, because it’s all about that sweet love story!

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