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Imagine a world where an irritable ogre becomes an unlikely hero, where fairytales get a quirky twist, and where humor knows no bounds. Meet Shrek, the green giant who defies expectations at every turn. From his swampy abode to his rollercoaster adventures, Shrek’s story is a treasure trove of hilarity and heart. Whether he’s fending off scheming royals or reluctantly rescuing damsels, this grumpy yet lovable ogre brings a fresh, rib-tickling spin to classic tales. Hold tight as we journey through the laugh-out-loud moments and unforgettable antics of everyone’s favorite swamp-dwelling hero.

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81. Why did Shrek go to the bakery? He heard they had ogre-sized pastries!
82. What’s Shrek’s favorite dance move? The ogre-twist!
83. Why did Shrek become a comedian? Because he’s great at delivering punchlines that pack an ogre-sized punch!
84. What did Shrek say when he accidentally stepped on Donkey’s tail? “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hoof it!”
85. Why did Shrek bring a shovel to the party? He heard they were digging up some ogre-sized fun!
86. What’s Shrek’s favorite bedtime story? “Jack and the Ogre-stalk”!
87. Why did Shrek go to the library? He heard they had a great selection of ogre-chieving books!
88. What did Shrek say when he saw a ghost in his swamp? “Ogre here, ogre now, let’s get this ghost out!”
89. Why did Shrek become a barber? He’s great at giving people ogre-cuts!
90. What’s Shrek’s favorite type of pizza? One with extra layers of onions!
91. Why did Shrek bring a hammer to the party? He heard they were nailing the entertainment!
92. What did Shrek say when he got a paper cut? “Ow-gre!”
93. Why did Shrek become a detective? He’s great at uncovering layers of mystery!
94. What’s Shrek’s favorite TV show? “The Ogre-bachelor”!
95. Why did Shrek become a scientist? He wanted to discover the secrets of ogre-genetics!
96. What did Shrek say when he saw a unicorn in his swamp? “Well, this is a first! I’ve never seen a unifart before!”
97. Why did Shrek bring a map to the desert? He heard there were ogre-sized sandcastles to be built!
98. What’s Shrek’s favorite outdoor activity? Ogre-boarding!
99. Why did Shrek become a chef? He’s great at whipping up ogre-sized meals!
100. What did Shrek say when he saw a rainbow? “Ogre the rainbow and through the swamp, to Far Far Away we go!”

1. Why did Shrek bring a ladder to the swamp? Because he heard the spiders were building a web site!
2. How does Shrek like his eggs? Ogre easy!
3. Why did Shrek go to school? To get his swamp-erior education!
4. What’s Shrek’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop-gre!
5. Why did Shrek become a gardener? Because he wanted to let his onions out!
6. What do you call Shrek’s favorite dessert? Ogre-licious cheesecake!
7. Why did Shrek go to the doctor? Because he was feeling ogre-whelmed!
8. What did Shrek say to the avocado? “You’re the guac to my roll!”
9. Why did Shrek become a detective? Because he was great at finding Fiona clues!
10. What’s Shrek’s favorite sport? Swampball!
11. Why did Shrek open a bakery? Because he was great at making ogre-sized muffins!
12. What did Shrek say when he found his missing sock? “It’s ogre here!”
13. Why did Shrek bring a flashlight to bed? Because he was afraid of the dark forest!
14. What’s Shrek’s favorite movie genre? Fairy tale documentaries!
15. Why did Shrek start a band? Because he wanted to rock the swamp!
16. What did Shrek say when he saw a pile of onions? “Looks like a party!”
17. Why did Shrek become a teacher? Because he was great at ogre-seeing things!
18. What did Shrek say when he found his missing shoe? “It’s a sole-searching journey!”
19. Why did Shrek start a comedy club? Because he was a natural ogre-actor!
20. What did Shrek say to Donkey when he asked for a vacation? “Take a hoof day!”

1. Why did Shrek bring a donkey to a party? Because he heard it was going to be a real “ass-embly!”
2. What do you call Shrek’s favorite dance move? The ogre boogie!
3. Why was Shrek always invited to karaoke night? Because he could really belt out a “Smash Mouth” hit!
4. Why did Shrek refuse to play hide and seek with Donkey? Because every time he hid, Donkey would find him and say, “Found you, ogre here!”
5. How does Shrek take his coffee? Ogre-easy, with a swamp of cream!
6. What did Shrek say when he stubbed his toe? “Ogre and out!”
7. Why did Shrek bring a map to the forest? Because he wanted to find his way to Fiona’s heart!
8. What’s Shrek’s favorite bedtime story? “Jack and the Ogrestalk!”
9. Why did Shrek refuse to play cards with the fairy godmother? Because she always tried to cheat with her magic tricks!
10. What did Shrek say to the Three Little Pigs when they complained about the noise? “This is my swamp, oink off!”
11. Why did Shrek never get lost? Because he always followed his ogre instincts!
12. What did Shrek say when Donkey asked him to go on a diet? “I’m an ogre, not a salad!”
13. Why did Shrek refuse to play soccer with the gingerbread man? Because he kept crumbling under pressure!
14. What’s Shrek’s favorite hobby? Playing “Pin the Tail on the Donkey” with Donkey!
15. Why did Shrek start wearing sunglasses? Because his future was too bright, even in the swamp!
16. What did Shrek say to the Big Bad Wolf when he blew down his house? “That’s ogre-kill!”
17. Why did Shrek bring a broom to the party? Because he wanted to sweep Fiona off her feet!
18. What’s Shrek’s favorite board game? “Monogre-ly!”
19. Why did Shrek become a chef? Because he wanted to make sure everyone had a taste of his special “ogre-easy” stew!
20. What did Shrek say when Donkey asked him how he’s feeling? “Ogre the moon!”

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1. Why did Shrek refuse to play cards with the fairy godmother? Because he knew she’d always try to deal him a “raw magic” hand!
2. What did Shrek say when Donkey asked him about his favorite mathematician? “Ogre-lebra!”
3. Why did Shrek become a linguist? Because he was fluent in both ogre-glish and donkey-nese!
4. What’s Shrek’s favorite type of math problem? Ogre-ometry!
5. Why did Shrek start a detective agency? Because he had a knack for ogre-seeing through mysteries!
6. What did Shrek say when asked about his favorite literary device? “Metaphor-ogre, simile-ogre, alliteration-ogre, I love them all!”
7. Why did Shrek bring a compass to the swamp? Because he wanted to make sure he always knew which way was “ogre”!
8. What did Shrek say when Donkey asked him about his favorite Shakespeare play? “Ogre-yo and Juliet!”
9. Why did Shrek start a puzzle club? Because he enjoyed putting the pieces together, just like his own life!
10. What’s Shrek’s favorite type of art? Og-riginal paintings!
11. Why did Shrek refuse to play chess with the dragon? Because he knew she’d always try to “fire” her way to victory!
12. What did Shrek say when asked about his favorite type of soup? “Ogre-chicken noodle, of course!”
13. Why did Shrek become a mathematician? Because he loved solving ogre-sized equations!
14. What’s Shrek’s favorite type of literature? Ogre-arching novels!
15. Why did Shrek start a gardening club? Because he had a green thumb, even in the swamp!
16. What did Shrek say when Donkey asked him about his favorite musical instrument? “Ogre-strumming guitar!”
17. Why did Shrek bring a telescope to the swamp? Because he wanted to explore the “ogre-niverse”!
18. What’s Shrek’s favorite type of weather? Fog-re!
19. Why did Shrek become a philosopher? Because he was always pondering life’s ogre-stions!
20. What did Shrek say when Donkey asked him about his favorite type of pasta? “Ogre-ni!”

1. Why did Shrek bring a spoon to the swamp? Because he heard it was soup-er fun!
2. What’s Shrek’s favorite type of footwear? Clogs, because they’re ogre-sized!
3. Why did Shrek visit the dentist? To get his ogre-ly whites checked!
4. What did Shrek say to the ogre who stole his sandwich? “That’s a wrap!”
5. Why did Shrek bring an umbrella to the swamp? Because he heard there was a chance of “showers”!
6. What’s Shrek’s favorite game? Hide and ogre-seek!
7. Why did Shrek become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow his own onions!
8. What did Shrek say when Donkey asked him about his favorite mode of transportation? “Ogre-tboard!”
9. Why did Shrek refuse to play cards with the gingerbread man? Because he always tried to “sweeten” the deal!
10. What did Shrek say when he won the lottery? “Ogrejoyed!”
11. Why did Shrek bring a map to the party? Because he didn’t want to get lost in the “swamp” of people!
12. What’s Shrek’s favorite dessert? Ogre-cream pie!
13. Why did Shrek become a chef? Because he loved cooking up a “storm” in the kitchen!
14. What did Shrek say when Donkey asked him about his favorite snack? “Ogre-lato!”
15. Why did Shrek bring a pillow to the swamp? Because he wanted to take a “rest”!
16. What’s Shrek’s favorite exercise? Ogresizing!
17. Why did Shrek start a band? Because he wanted to rock the swamp!
18. What did Shrek say to Donkey when he asked for a raise? “Take an ogre-time!”
19. Why did Shrek become a comedian? Because he had a knack for ogre-the-top humor!
20. What did Shrek say when asked about his favorite type of weather? “Ogre-cast!”

61. Why did Shrek become a gardener? Because he’s great at cultivating relationships!
62. What’s Shrek’s favorite type of sushi? Ogre-rolls!
63. Why did Shrek bring a spoon to the party? Because he heard there would be onions to dip!
64. What’s Shrek’s favorite type of math? Ogrebra!
65. Why did Shrek take up painting? He wanted to brush up on his skills!
66. What did Shrek say when he won the lottery? “I’m ogre the moon!”
67. Why did Shrek become a teacher? He wanted to school everyone on ogre culture!
68. What did Shrek say to his therapist? “I’m feeling ogrewhelmed!”
69. Why did Shrek become a lifeguard? He heard the best swimsuits are made out of layers!
70. What’s Shrek’s favorite subject in school? Ogreonomy!
71. Why did Shrek bring a fishing rod to the movie theater? Because he heard they were showing “The Catch of the Day”!
72. What did Shrek say to the ghost haunting his swamp? “Get out of my swamp, boo!”
73. Why did Shrek start a band? Because he heard they were ogre-due for success!
74. What’s Shrek’s favorite board game? Ogreopoly!
75. Why did Shrek go to the gym? He wanted to work on his “ogre”-all fitness!
76. What did Shrek say to the rude ogre? “Ogre, my dead body!”
77. Why did Shrek become a tailor? Because he’s great at stitching up relationships!
78. What’s Shrek’s favorite dessert? Layered cake, of course!
79. Why did Shrek start a podcast? He wanted to share his “ogre”-arching wisdom!
80. What did Shrek say to the knight who challenged him? “Prepare to be ogre-powered!”

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41. Why did Shrek go to therapy? He had too many layers to peel back!
42. What did Shrek say when he lost his wallet? “Ogre and out!”
43. Why did Shrek bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
44. What’s Shrek’s favorite type of music? Swamp rock!
45. Why don’t ogres play hide and seek with humans? Because good luck hiding when you’re as big as a house!
46. How does Shrek keep his skin so smooth? He uses “Ogre-anic” skincare products!
47. Why was Shrek always invited to parties? He was the best at breaking the ice!
48. What’s Shrek’s favorite game? “Donkey Kong”!
49. Why did Shrek bring onions to the baseball game? Because he heard they were good at making the batters cry!
50. What’s Shrek’s favorite holiday? St. Ogre-tine’s Day!
51. Why was Shrek never afraid of heights? Because he’s always on top of his game!
52. What did Shrek say to his accountant? “I’m all ogre my finances!”
53. Why did Shrek become a chef? He was tired of eating out!
54. What’s Shrek’s favorite type of shoe? Clogs!
55. Why did Shrek break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t handle his ogre-sized love!
56. How does Shrek like his eggs? Ogre easy!
57. What do you call Shrek’s home security system? Fort Farquaad!
58. Why did Shrek refuse to play cards with the donkey? He always had a bad poker face!
59. What did Shrek say when he stubbed his toe? “Ogre my dead body!”
60. Why did Shrek go to the doctor? He had a bad case of swamp fever!

1. Why did Shrek bring a ladder to the castle? Because he wanted to reach new ogre heights!
2. How does Shrek keep his swamp clean? He hires a donkey to do all the mule-work!
3. Why did Shrek go to therapy? Because he had too many layers to peel back!
4. What did Shrek say when he lost his voice? “I guess I’m ogre it!”
5. How did Shrek propose to Fiona? He said, “I hope this is the beginning of a fairy tale ending!”
6. Why did Shrek open a bakery? Because he makes the best ogre-sized muffins – they’re a real swamp sensation!
7. Why was Shrek always calm? Because he had a “donkey” to keep his temper in check!
8. Why did Shrek become a gardener? He wanted to grow onions as big as his heart!
9. What did Shrek say when he heard a good joke? “That’s ogre-the-top hilarious!”
10. Why did Shrek refuse to play cards? Because he was tired of always being dealt a “farquaad” hand!
11. Why did Shrek become a detective? Because he had a knack for solving “fairy-tale” mysteries!
12. Why did Shrek start a band? Because he wanted to rock the swamp with his “ogre”-whelming tunes!
13. How does Shrek like his coffee? Ogre-sized with a splash of mud!
14. Why did Shrek join a cooking class? Because he wanted to learn how to make the perfect “onion surprise”!
15. What did Shrek say when he stubbed his toe? “Ogre and out of here!”
16. Why did Shrek go to the pet store? Because he wanted to adopt a fire-breathing dragon as a guard dog!
17. Why did Shrek never get lost? Because he always followed his “farquaad” map!
18. Why did Shrek become a teacher? Because he wanted to educate everyone on the importance of living “ogre-ly ever after”!
19. Why did Shrek become a beekeeper? Because he loved the buzz around his swamp!
20. Why did Shrek start a podcast? Because he had so many layers to share, and he wanted to reach a wide audience!

1. Why did Shrek bring a spoon to the swamp? Because he heard it was ogre-sized!
2. What’s Shrek’s favorite dessert? Ogre-nog ice cream!
3. How does Shrek keep his hair so smooth? He uses swamp-conditioner!
4. Why did Donkey go to school with Shrek? Because he wanted to improve his “Ogre”-all knowledge!
5. What’s Shrek’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop and Fiona-nk!
6. Why did Shrek bring onions to the party? Because he’s a real party “ogre”!
7. What did Shrek say when he lost his donkey? “Where’s my ass-istant?”
8. Why did Shrek become a gardener? Because he loves ogre-grown vegetables!
9. How does Shrek communicate with his friends? Ogre the internet!
10. Why did Shrek go to the gym? To work on his “ogre”-all fitness!
11. Why was Shrek always confident? Because he believed in “ogre”-coming obstacles!
12. What’s Shrek’s favorite sport? Swamp soccer!
13. Why did Shrek go to the doctor? Because he had a bad case of “ogre”-eating!
14. What did Shrek say to the dragon when it sneezed? “Bless you, fire breather!”
15. Why was Shrek always calm? Because he believed in “ogre”-coming stress!
16. What did Shrek say to the bird in the swamp? “Tweet dreams!”
17. Why did Shrek bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the ogre-the-top decorations were worth climbing for!
18. What did Shrek say when he found a talking frog? “Nice to meet you, my ribbiting friend!”
19. Why did Shrek start a cooking show? Because he wanted to share his ogre-licious recipes!
20. What’s Shrek’s favorite game? Pin the tail on the donkey… or should we say, Dragon!

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1. Why did Shrek become a gardener? Because he’s great at pulling ogre-weeds!
2. What’s Shrek’s favorite type of dance? The ogre-trot!
3. How does Shrek like his eggs? Ogre-easy!
4. Why did Shrek start a band? He wanted to play some swamp music!
5. What did Shrek say when his computer crashed? “Donkey, have you tried turning it ogre and ogre again?”
6. Why did Shrek go to school? To improve his ogre-all knowledge!
7. What’s Shrek’s favorite game? Hide and ogre-seek!
8. How does Shrek keep his hair in place? With ogre-gel!
9. What do you call Shrek’s relatives? The ogre-extended family!
10. Why did Shrek go to therapy? He had too many layers of emotional ogre-load!
11. How does Shrek answer the phone? “Ogre here!”
12. What’s Shrek’s favorite dessert? Layered cake, of course!
13. Why did Shrek become a chef? He wanted to make some killer ogre-easy!
14. How does Shrek like to relax? With a good ogre-sized book!
15. Why did Shrek start a fitness club? He wanted everyone to be ogre-fit!
16. What’s Shrek’s favorite type of weather? Ogre-cast clouds!
17. Why did Shrek become a comedian? He had a natural talent for ogre-the-top humor!
18. What do you call Shrek’s autobiography? “My Ogre-coming Story.”
19. Why did Shrek open a bakery? He wanted to make some ogre-sized pastries!
20. What’s Shrek’s favorite type of shoe? Ogre-sized boots!

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1. What’s Shrek’s favorite type of cheese? Ogre-gouda!
2. Why did Shrek bring cheese to the swamp? Because he wanted to make it more ogre-licious!
3. How does Shrek like his grilled cheese? Extra ogre-melty!
4. What’s Shrek’s go-to cheese pickup line? “Are you an ogre-gonzola? Because you’re so enchanting!”
5. Why did Shrek become a cheese maker? He wanted to create the cheesiest swamp delicacies!
6. What do you call Shrek’s cheesy love song? “Ogre-the-Moon Serenade.”
7. How does Shrek describe his ideal cheese platter? Ogre-the-top!
8. What’s Shrek’s favorite cheesy movie? “Swiss Family Ogre-nstein.”
9. Why did Shrek open a cheese shop? Because he wanted to share his ogre-whelming love for cheese!
10. What’s Shrek’s favorite cheesy dance move? The ogre-twist!
11. How does Shrek compliment a good cheese? “You’re grate, just like my swamp!”
12. What kind of cheese does Shrek use to fix things? Super ogre-lue!
13. Why did Shrek become a stand-up comedian? He wanted to make everyone laugh and say, “That’s so ogre-cheesy!”
14. What do you call Shrek’s cheesy magic trick? The disappearing ogre-act!
15. Why did Shrek bring a camera to the cheese shop? To capture all the ogre-dinary moments!
16. How does Shrek express excitement? “Cheese and ogre-joy!”
17. What’s Shrek’s favorite cheesy snack? Ogre-doritos!
18. Why did Shrek become a cheese sculptor? He wanted to mold his own ogre-dinary creations!
19. What’s Shrek’s favorite type of cheesy bread? Ogre-sourdough!
20. How does Shrek make a sandwich? He layers it with ogre-sized cheese!

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