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1. Why did the seal bring a ruler to the ocean? Because he wanted to see how many feet he could swim!
2. What did the seal say to the comedian? “You crack me up, but I prefer fish jokes.”
3. Why did the seal blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
4. How does a seal sign a letter? With a seal of approval!
5. What do you call a stylish seal? A “seal of fashion”!
6. Why did the seal refuse to play cards with the penguins? Because they were always “flipping” the table!
7. What’s a seal’s favorite subject in school? “Art-seal-ery”!
8. Why was the seal so good at math? Because it always knew how to balance a fish on its nose!
9. What do you get when you cross a seal with a flower? A “seal-lily”!
10. How does a seal keep its skin so smooth? It uses “seal-lotion”!
11. What’s a seal’s favorite dessert? “Seal-y pudding”!
12. Why don’t seals play hide and seek with octopuses? Because they’re experts at “seal-ection”!
13. How do seals make phone calls? With their “seal-ular” devices!
14. Why did the seal go to school? To get “seal-ducation”!
15. What do you call a group of musical seals? A “seal-harmony”!
16. Why don’t seals ever get lost? Because they always follow their “in-seal-nstincts”!
17. What’s a seal’s favorite type of music? “Seal-timate”!
18. How does a seal apologize? It says, “I’m really sorry, I feel like a total blubber-head!”
19. Why was the seal so good at fishing? Because it had a “seal-tackle” box!
20. What did the seal say to the sea urchin? “Stop being so ‘pointless’ and let’s play!”

1. Why did the seal bring a suitcase to the beach? Because it wanted to go on a “seal-cation”!
2. What do you call a seal who can play the piano? Beethoven the Seal-thoven!
3. How do seals greet each other? They say, “Seal-lutations!”
4. Why don’t seals ever get lost? Because they always have a “seal-compass”!
5. What do you get when you cross a seal with a detective? Sherlock Holmes Seal!
6. Why did the seal sit on the computer? It wanted to check its “seal-mail”!
7. What did the seal say to the clam? “You’re so shell-fish!”
8. How does a seal make a decision? It flips a “seal coin”!
9. Why did the seal bring a ladder to the beach? Because it heard the sea lion was “high-tide”!
10. What’s a seal’s favorite TV show? “Game of Clams”!
11. Why don’t seals ever win at poker? Because they’re always getting “sea-lousy” hands!
12. What did the seal say to the walrus? “Quit being so shell-fish and share the fish!”
13. How do you catch a sneezing seal? With “seal-tissues”!
14. Why did the seal become a comedian? Because it was tired of being “seal-ly”!
15. What’s a seal’s favorite movie genre? “Seal-coms”!
16. Why did the seal wear a bow tie to the party? Because it wanted to “seal the deal” in style!
17. What did the seal say to the beach ball? “Stop clowning around and let’s play catch!”
18. How do you make a seal laugh? You tickle its “seal-belly”!
19. Why don’t seals ever lend money? Because they’re afraid of being “seal-ed” out of it!
20. What’s a seal’s favorite snack? “Fish and quips”!

1. Why did the seal bring a ruler to the beach? To see how many inches it seals in!
2. What’s a seal’s favorite type of music? Seal-ection of the greatest hits!
3. How does a seal keep its skin so smooth? It uses sea-lotion!
4. Why don’t seals play hide and seek with otters? Because they always seal the deal!
5. What did the seal say to the submarine? “Can I get a lift? I’m a little seal-y.”
6. Why was the seal upset at the seafood restaurant? It couldn’t find its seal of approval!
7. How did the seal propose to its partner? With a seal of approval ring!
8. What do you call a group of seals rolling down a hill? A seal-avalanche!
9. Why did the seal bring a case to court? It had a seal-tight alibi!
10. What’s a seal’s favorite dance move? The seal shuffle!
11. Why was the seal bad at math? It couldn’t make heads or tails of sea-quences!
12. How does a seal send secret messages? With a seal-velope!
13. What did the seal say to the fish that stole its joke? “You’re really fishing for laughs, aren’t you?”
14. Why did the seal go to school? To get a better seal-ucation!
15. What’s a seal’s favorite TV show? “Game of Porpoises”!
16. How does a seal solve a mystery? It follows the seal-clues!
17. What do you call a seal that knows martial arts? A kung-fu seal!
18. Why did the seal bring a ladder to the beach? It wanted to reach the high seal!
19. What do you call a seal with a smartphone? A seal-fie expert!
20. Why don’t seals ever get lost? They always have their seal-navigation skills!

1. Why did the seal bring a suitcase to the beach? Because it was planning to seal-trek!
2. What’s a seal’s favorite subject in school? Sealgebra!
3. Why don’t seals ever get lost? Because they always know their seal-ocation!
4. How do seals keep in touch underwater? They use their seal-phones!
5. Why was the seal so good at math? Because it was excellent at seal-culation!
6. What did the seal say to the clam? “Seal you later!”
7. Why did the seal sit in the corner of the room? Because it was feeling a little sea-lonely!
8. What’s a seal’s favorite dessert? Ice seal-cream!
9. How do seals stay warm in cold weather? They wear their seal-suits!
10. Why don’t seals play cards in the ocean? Because of all the cheetahs in the sea!
11. What do you call a seal who loves to dance? A ballroom sea-lion!
12. Why did the seal bring a pencil to the beach? In case it wanted to draw a sea-scape!
13. What’s a seal’s favorite sport? Seal-soccer!
14. Why was the seal so excited about its new job? Because it got to work with sea-cretaries!
15. How do seals stay fit? They do a lot of seal-aerobics!
16. What did the seal say when it won the race? “Seal-yeah, I’m the fastest in the ocean!”
17. Why did the seal blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
18. What do you call a seal with a guitar? A seal-tarist!
19. Why did the seal go to school early? It didn’t want to be late for sealculus class!
20. What’s a seal’s favorite movie genre? Seal-comedies!

1. Why did the seal bring a ladder to the beach? Because it wanted to reach new depths in its humor!
2. What do you call a seal who loves to tell jokes? A stand-up comedian.
3. Why did the seal refuse to play cards with the ocean animals? Because it heard the stakes were too “seal-ious.”
4. How does a seal keep its skin so smooth? It spends all day “sealing” itself with moisturizer.
5. What’s a seal’s favorite kind of music? Anything with a good “seal-of-approval”!
6. Why did the seal go to school? It wanted to get a “seal-ducation”!
7. What’s a seal’s favorite subject in school? “Seal-gebra”!
8. Why did the seal bring a suitcase to the beach? It was planning to go on a “seal-cation”!
9. What’s a seal’s favorite TV show? “Seal of Fortune.”
10. Why don’t seals ever get lost? Because they always have a “seal-compass” with them!
11. How do seals communicate underwater? They use “seal-phones”!
12. What did the seal say to the fish who kept stealing its jokes? “Stop being such a ‘seal-fish’!”
13. Why did the seal join the swim team? It wanted to make a splash in the competition!
14. What’s a seal’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a good “seal of approval”!
15. Why did the seal bring a map to the ocean? It didn’t want to get “seal-lost”!
16. What did the seal say when it bumped into the walrus? “Sorry, I didn’t mean to ‘seal’ your space!”
17. Why was the seal always invited to parties? Because it was known for its “seal of approval” on fun!
18. What’s a seal’s favorite snack? Fish and chips, of course!
19. Why did the seal start a band? Because it wanted to make some “seal-tastic” music!
20. What did the seal say to the clam who told a bad joke? “That was ‘shell-arious’!”

1. Why did the baby seal bring a ladder to school? Because it wanted to climb the “seal-pole”!
2. What do you call a group of playful seal pups? A “seal-ly” bunch!
3. Why was the seal always smiling in school? Because it was the “seal-iest” student in the class!
4. How do baby seals stay warm in the winter? They snuggle up with their “seal-blankets”!
5. Why did the baby seal refuse to share its toys? Because they were “seal-ted” for its eyes only!
6. What’s a baby seal’s favorite bedtime story? “The Seal Who Swam Too Far.”
7. Why did the baby seal get detention? It was caught passing “seal-y” notes in class!
8. What do baby seals sing in their school choir? “Seal-abration” songs!
9. Why did the baby seal bring a pillow to the beach? Because it wanted to take a “seal-ap.”
10. What’s a baby seal’s favorite game? “Seal Says”!
11. Why did the baby seal bring a backpack to the playground? Because it wanted to show off its “seal-lection” of toys!
12. What do baby seals eat for lunch? Peanut butter and “seal-ly” sandwiches!
13. Why did the baby seal wear sunglasses to school? Because it was too “seal-ly” cool for regular glasses!
14. What’s a baby seal’s favorite subject in school? “Seal-phabet”!
15. Why did the baby seal bring a surfboard to the bathtub? Because it wanted to catch some “seal-waves”!
16. What did the baby seal say to its friend who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, be ‘seal-y’!”
17. Why did the baby seal refuse to take a nap? Because it didn’t want to miss out on any “seal-prises”!
18. What’s a baby seal’s favorite toy? A “seal-ion” stuffed animal!
19. Why did the baby seal get excited about going to school? Because it couldn’t wait to see its “seal-assmates”!
20. What’s a baby seal’s favorite bedtime snack? “Seal-antro” on crackers!

1. Why did the seal couple go to couples therapy? Because they needed to work on their “seal communication”!
2. What did the seal say to its partner when they were arguing? “Let’s not flipper out, let’s just ‘seal’ with it calmly!”
3. Why did the seal couple decide to renew their vows underwater? Because they wanted to make it a “seal-ed” ceremony!
4. What’s a seal’s favorite type of date night? A romantic dinner by the “seal-shore”!
5. Why did the seal break up with its partner? Because they couldn’t handle the “seal of disapproval” from their friends!
6. What did the seal say to its partner when they were feeling down? “I’m here to ‘seal’ with you through thick and thin!”
7. Why did the seal couple go to dance lessons? Because they wanted to learn the “seal tango”!
8. What’s a seal’s favorite way to relax after a long day? Soaking in a hot tub with some “seal-salt”!
9. Why did the seal couple go to a marriage retreat? They wanted to strengthen their “seal of commitment”!
10. What’s a seal’s favorite romantic movie? “The Seal of Love”!
11. Why did the seal couple go to a comedy show? They needed a good laugh to “seal” their bond!
12. What did the seal say to its partner on Valentine’s Day? “You’re the ‘seal’ of my heart!”
13. Why did the seal couple decide to go on a cruise? Because they wanted to experience a “seal-sational” adventure together!
14. What’s a seal’s favorite love song? “Seal with a Kiss”!
15. Why did the seal couple go to a fortune teller? They wanted to know if they had a “seal of destiny”!
16. What did the seal say when its partner asked for space? “I’ll give you all the ‘seal’ you need, just don’t drift too far!”
17. Why did the seal couple decide to get matching tattoos? Because they wanted to “seal” their love in ink!
18. What’s a seal’s favorite type of jewelry? Anything with a “seal of approval”!
19. Why did the seal couple decide to take up gardening? They wanted to grow their own “seal of love” garden!
20. What did the seal say to its partner when they were feeling insecure? “You’re ‘seal-y’ perfect just the way you are!”

1. Why did the seal go to school with a fish? Because it wanted to get better grades in “seal-gebra”!
2. What’s a seal’s favorite TV show? “Seal of Fortune”!
3. Why did the seal bring a map to the beach? Because it didn’t want to get “seal-lost”!
4. What do you call a seal who tells jokes? A “seal-arious” comedian!
5. Why did the seal bring a ladder to the ocean? Because it wanted to climb the “seal cliffs” of success!
6. What’s a seal’s favorite sport? “Seal-ball”!
7. Why did the seal bring a suitcase to the beach? Because it was planning a “seal-cation”!
8. Why was the seal so good at math? Because it had “seal-culation” skills!
9. What do you call a seal who loves to dance? A “seal of rhythm”!
10. Why did the seal wear sunglasses? Because it didn’t want to be recognized… it wanted to be “in-seal-nito”!
11. Why did the seal become a chef? Because it wanted to cook up some “seal-icious” dishes!
12. What’s a seal’s favorite movie genre? “Seal-fi”!
13. Why did the seal bring a pencil to the beach? Because it wanted to draw “seal-fies”!
14. What’s a seal’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “seal of approval”!
15. Why did the seal refuse to play cards with the ocean animals? Because it heard the stakes were too “seal-ious”!
16. Why was the seal always invited to parties? Because it was known for its “seal of approval” on fun!
17. What’s a seal’s favorite dessert? “Seal-moni”!
18. Why did the seal bring a surfboard to the bathtub? Because it wanted to catch some “seal-waves”!
19. Why was the seal always so calm? Because it believed in taking things with a “seal” of tranquility!
20. What did the seal say to its friend who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, be ‘seal-y’!”

1. Why did the seal bring a suitcase to the beach? Because it was going on a “seal-cation”!
2. What did the seal say to the surfer? “Catch you on the flipper side!”
3. Why was the seal so good at math? Because it was an expert in “seal-gebra”!
4. What’s a seal’s favorite movie? “The Seal of Fortune”!
5. Why did the seal bring a map to the ocean? Because it didn’t want to get “seal-lost”!
6. What did the seal say to the fish who kept stealing its jokes? “Stop being such a ‘seal-fish’!”
7. Why did the seal start a band? Because it wanted to make some “seal-tastic” music!
8. What did the seal say to the clam who told a bad joke? “That was ‘shell-arious’!”
9. Why was the seal always invited to parties? Because it was known for its “seal of approval” on fun!
10. What’s a seal’s favorite snack? Fish and chips, of course!
11. Why did the seal go to school? It wanted to get a “seal-ducation”!
12. What’s a seal’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “seal-of-approval”!
13. Why did the seal join the swim team? It wanted to make a splash in the competition!
14. What did the seal say to the shark who was hogging the spotlight? “Hey, give someone else a ‘seal-light’!”
15. Why did the seal bring a ladder to the beach? Because it wanted to reach new depths in its humor!
16. What did the seal say to its partner when they were feeling down? “Don’t worry, be ‘seal-y’!”
17. Why did the seal decide to become a detective? Because it wanted to solve “seal-ious” crimes!
18. What’s a seal’s favorite type of art? “Seal-igraphy”!
19. Why did the seal refuse to play cards with the ocean animals? Because it heard the stakes were too “seal-ious”!
20. Why did the seal decide to become a chef? Because it wanted to create “seal-icious” dishes!

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