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Hop on the knowledge carriage, buckle up your seatbelt, and prepare for a wild ride through the corridors of comedy! Today, we’re cruising through the streets of humor aboard the academic chariot, the scholarly shuttle, the scholarly steed — none other than the legendary school bus! So grab your laughter backpacks and join me as we journey down memory lane, making pit stops at every pun-filled intersection and humor-laden avenue. Strap in tight, because this joyride is about to take you on a rollercoaster of giggles and guffaws!

20 Hilarious Jokes for the Busload of Laughs!

81. Why did the school bus go to the beach? It wanted to ride the “wave” of education!
82. What do you call a school bus’s favorite fruit? “Stop and go-melon”!
83. Why did the school bus go to the football game? It heard there would be plenty of “tackles”!
84. What do you call a school bus with a flat tire? A “bumper drag”!
85. Why did the school bus become a comedian? It had a knack for “punch lines”!
86. What’s a school bus’s favorite book? “The Wheels on the Bus”!
87. Why did the school bus go to the dentist? It needed a “filling” station!
88. What do you call a school bus that’s also a DJ? A “spinster”!
89. Why did the school bus bring a map to school? It wanted to find the “shortest route” to learning!
90. What do you call a school bus that’s also a detective? A “clue cruiser”!
91. Why did the school bus refuse to move? It was “tired” of the same old route!
92. What do you call a school bus with wings? A “flight school”!
93. Why did the school bus go to the zoo? It wanted to see the “traffic jam” monkeys!
94. What do you call a school bus’s favorite dessert? “Rubber road” pudding!
95. Why did the school bus driver sit on a banana? Because he wanted to “split” the scene!
96. What do you call a school bus that’s also a chef? A “drive-thru” cook!
97. Why did the school bus get a job at the circus? It wanted to “drive” the clown car!
98. What do you call a school bus’s favorite movie? “Fast and Furious: School’s Out!”
99. Why did the school bus go to the art museum? It wanted to learn about “van-going”!
100. What do you call a school bus that’s also a detective? A “bus-tective”!

1. Why did the school bus break up with its partner? Because it wanted to be single and carry more passengers!
2. What do you call a school bus that tells jokes? A pun-ny transportation!
3. Why did the school bus go to therapy? It had too many breakdowns!
4. How does a school bus apologize? It says, “I’m sorry for driving you crazy!”
5. Why did the school bus get detention? It was caught skipping stops!
6. What did the school bus say to the car? “You drive me round and round!”
7. Why did the school bus get a parking ticket? It was caught “stop”ping for too long!
8. What’s a school bus’s favorite movie? “The Fast and the Furious: School Run Edition!”
9. Why did the school bus become a musician? It wanted to make “transportation” music!
10. What’s a school bus’s favorite snack? “Traffic Jam” cookies!
11. Why was the school bus good at math? Because it knew all the “routes” to success!
12. What do you call a school bus that’s always tired? Exhausted-express!
13. Why did the school bus get a makeover? It wanted to look “wheely” good!
14. What’s a school bus’s favorite dance move? The “parallel park” shuffle!
15. Why did the school bus refuse to play cards? Because it always got “decked”!
16. What do you call a school bus in a hurry? A speed “pupil”!
17. Why did the school bus get a job as a DJ? Because it loved to “transport” people to the dance floor!
18. What’s a school bus’s favorite game? “Bus-t a Move”!
19. Why was the school bus happy during rush hour? It loved the “wheel-y” busy streets!
20. What’s a school bus’s favorite holiday? “Bus-mas”!

1. Why did the school bus go to school? Because it wanted to learn how to drive kids crazy!
2. What did the school bus say to the bicycle? “You’re two-tired to keep up with me!”
3. Why did the school bus bring a ladder to school? Because it heard the grades were high!
4. What did the school bus say to the traffic light? “Stop changing colors, you’re confusing me!”
5. Why did the school bus wear sunglasses? Because it had bright future ahead!
6. How does a school bus keep its passengers entertained? It tells “wheely” good jokes!
7. Why was the school bus cold? Because it left its heater in detention!
8. What did the school bus driver say to the misbehaving students? “You’re driving me round the bend!”
9. Why did the school bus blush? Because it saw the “stop” sign!
10. What did the school bus do when it won the lottery? It took all its friends on a “round-trip” vacation!
11. Why did the school bus get a parking ticket? Because it was “tire”d of waiting for the students!
12. What’s a school bus’s favorite subject? “Transportation Studies”!
13. Why was the school bus so good at soccer? Because it knew how to “kick-off” the school day!
14. What did the school bus say to the dump truck? “You’re so rubbish at driving!”
15. Why did the school bus join a band? Because it wanted to “rock and roll” down the highway!
16. What do you call a school bus’s favorite song? “The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round Remix”!
17. Why did the school bus get in trouble? Because it couldn’t “stop” joking around!
18. What’s a school bus’s favorite dessert? “Traffic Jam” pudding!
19. Why did the school bus cross the road? To pick up the kids on the other side!
20. What did the school bus say to the train? “You’re off track, buddy!”

Another 20 Wheely Funny Jokes for the Scholarly Shuttle!

1. Why did the school bus break up with the train? It wanted a route with more stops!
2. What do you call a school bus that’s always late? An “ex-cruise” bus!
3. Why was the school bus so good at math? Because it knew all the “bus stops”!
4. How does a school bus greet its passengers? “Hop on board, we’re on the learning express!”
5. Why did the school bus become a musician? It wanted to make some “carpool karaoke”!
6. What did the school bus say to the car in a race? “You better ‘bus-t’ a move if you want to keep up!”
7. Why don’t school buses ever get lost? Because they always “know the way”!
8. What’s a school bus’s favorite type of music? “Traffic jams”!
9. Why was the school bus feeling down? It had too many “speed bumps” in its life!
10. How does a school bus apologize? It says, “Sorry if I ‘drive’ you crazy sometimes!”
11. Why did the school bus sit at the back of the class? It didn’t want to be “front-loaded” with questions!
12. What do you call a school bus’s favorite snack? “Cruiser crackers”!
13. Why did the school bus get a ticket? Because it parked in a “no ‘bus’ zone”!
14. What’s a school bus’s favorite subject in school? “Transportation studies”!
15. Why did the school bus get glasses? It had trouble “seeing” all the students!
16. How does a school bus stay in shape? It does “reverses” every day!
17. Why was the school bus so calm during the exam? Because it knew how to “drive” under pressure!
18. What did the school bus say to the bicycle? “I’ve got more seats than you, but you have better ‘pedals’!”
19. Why did the school bus go to therapy? It had too many “traffic issues”!
20. What did the school bus say to the airplane? “You may have wings, but I’ve got wheels and a ‘full load’ of knowledge!”

1. Why did the school bus sit on the alphabet? Because it wanted to go from A to B!
2. What did the school bus say to the car? “You drive me crazy!”
3. Why was the school bus so confident? Because it knew it had the “drive” to succeed!
4. How does a school bus apologize? With a “turn signal” of remorse!
5. Why was the school bus tired? It had been “running on empty” all day!
6. What’s a school bus’s favorite movie? “The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round: The Sequel”!
7. Why did the school bus get detention? It was caught “cutting corners”!
8. What did the school bus say to the bicycle? “You’re wheely cool, but I’m ‘tyred’ of waiting for you!”
9. Why did the school bus go to the doctor? It had a case of “exhaust”ion!
10. What do you call a school bus that can’t stop talking? A “chatterbox” on wheels!
11. Why did the school bus wear sunglasses? To protect its “pupils” from the sun!
12. What’s a school bus’s favorite game? “Hide and Seek” at the bus stop!
13. Why was the school bus late? It got caught in a “traffic jam” made of jelly!
14. What did the school bus say to the taxi? “You may have a meter, but I’ve got a ‘meter’ stick for measuring fun!”
15. Why did the school bus refuse to go to the party? It didn’t want to be a “party crasher”!
16. What’s a school bus’s favorite dessert? “Traffic cone ice cream”!
17. Why did the school bus get a trophy? For being the “wheel MVP”!
18. What did the school bus say to the fire truck? “I’ve got the coolest ‘ride’ in town!”
19. Why did the school bus get excited? Because it heard it was getting a “new route”!
20. What did the school bus say to the train? “You may have tracks, but I’ve got tracks of my own!”

61. Why did the school bus become an artist? It loved to draw “drive-by” sketches!
62. What do you call a school bus that’s also a magician? A “vanishing act”!
63. Why did the school bus go to the gym? It wanted to work on its “parallel parking”!
64. What do you call a school bus’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Misfortune”!
65. Why did the school bus go to the movies? It heard they were showing “Transporter”!
66. What’s a school bus’s favorite vegetable? “Turnip” for what?
67. Why did the school bus get a job at the bakery? It wanted to rise to the occasion!
68. What did the school bus say to the train? “You’re on the wrong track!”
69. Why did the school bus refuse to go uphill? It didn’t want to “climb”!
70. What’s a school bus’s favorite holiday? “Bumper-to-Bumper Christmas”!
71. Why did the school bus go to the flower shop? It wanted to stop and smell the “roses”!
72. What do you call a school bus’s autobiography? “The Road Less Traveled By Kids”!
73. Why did the school bus wear glasses? It lost its contacts!
74. What do you call a school bus that tells jokes? A “pun-derful” ride!
75. Why did the school bus bring a ladder to school? It wanted to get to the “top” of its class!
76. What do you call a school bus that loves to dance? A “swingin’ shuttle”!
77. Why did the school bus sit at the back of the class? It wanted to be the “rear” of attention!
78. What do you call a school bus that’s also a superhero? “The Transporter”!
79. Why did the school bus go to the doctor? It had “road rage”!
80. What do you get when you cross a school bus with a cat? A “purr-fectly” smooth ride!

20 More Hilarious Cracks for the Learning Locomotive!

41. Why was the school bus so noisy? It had too many “chatterboxes” onboard!
42. What do you call a school bus’s favorite game? “Road trip bingo”!
43. Why did the school bus go to the beach? It wanted to catch some “wave”forms!
44. What did the school bus say to the bicycle? “You’re two-tired!”
45. Why did the school bus wear sunglasses? To shade its “eyes” from the glare!
46. What’s a school bus’s favorite drink? “Traffic light lemonade”!
47. Why did the school bus get a ticket? It was caught “speeding”!
48. What do you call a school bus with a sense of humor? “Punny” transportation!
49. Why did the school bus join the orchestra? It wanted to “conduct” itself!
50. What do you call a school bus in the summer? A “sunny side ride”!
51. Why did the school bus wear a helmet? It wanted to be “safety first”!
52. What’s a school bus’s favorite board game? “Chutes and Ladders: Traffic Edition”!
53. Why did the school bus refuse to cross the bridge? It was afraid of “toll” booths!
54. What do you call a school bus’s autobiography? “The Road Less Traveled”!
55. Why did the school bus go to the circus? It heard there were “clown cars”!
56. What do you call a school bus’s favorite exercise? “Cross-country cruising”!
57. Why did the school bus go to the music store? It wanted to buy some “car tunes”!
58. What do you get when you cross a school bus with a boat? A “ferry-go-round”!
59. Why was the school bus sad? It had too many “farewells”!
60. What did the school bus say to the bicycle? “You wheel-y need to catch up!”

1. Why did the school bus break up with its girlfriend? Because it heard she was two-tired!
2. What did the school bus say to the impatient student? “Chill out, I’m just trying to stay in my lane!”
3. Why did the school bus go to therapy? It had too many “traffic” issues!
4. How does a school bus introduce itself? “I’m here to pick you up and drop some knowledge!”
5. Why did the school bus get a ticket? It was caught “speed-reading”!
6. What did the school bus driver say to the misbehaving kids? “Stop playing ‘backseat driver’ or I’ll turn this bus around!”
7. Why was the school bus feeling blue? It had the “back-to-school” blues!
8. Why was the school bus feeling nervous? It had butterflies in its transmission!
9. What’s a school bus’s favorite class? History, because it loves driving through the past!
10. Why did the school bus cross the road? To pick up the students on the other side, of course!
11. What did the school bus do when it won the lottery? It took its passengers on a field trip to Disneyland!
12. Why did the school bus refuse to play cards? It was tired of dealing with traffic!
13. What did one school bus say to the other? “I’ve got the drive to succeed!”
14. Why did the school bus go to the doctor? It had a case of road fatigue!
15. What’s a school bus’s favorite movie? “The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round: The Motion Picture!”
16. Why did the school bus get embarrassed? It accidentally let out a little “exhaust” in front of everyone!
17. What did the school bus say to the speeding car? “Hey, slow down! This is a ‘school’ zone!”
18. Why did the school bus get promoted? Because it always knew how to “drive” home a lesson!
19. What did the school bus say to the train? “You may have tracks, but I’ve got a route!”
20. Why was the school bus the teacher’s favorite vehicle? Because it always picked up valuable lessons!
21. What did the school bus say to the eager students? “Hop on board, let’s make some memories and plenty of stops along the way!”

1. Why did the school bus blush? Because it saw the kids “seating” next to each other!
2. What did the school bus say to the forgetful student? “Don’t worry, I’ll help you ‘remember’ your stop!”
3. Why did the school bus become a comedian? Because it had a knack for making every ride a “jolly” good time!
4. What did the school bus do at the talent show? It showcased its “wheel-y” cool dance moves!
5. Why did the school bus carry a backpack? To hold all the kids’ laughter and giggles!
6. What did the school bus say to the tiny pebble on the road? “Move over, you’re not on my ‘bus’ness level!”
7. Why was the school bus so excited? It heard it was going to be featured in a “wheely” good book!
8. What’s a school bus’s favorite game? “Stop and go seek!”
9. Why did the school bus get a standing ovation? Because it always knew how to “drive” home a joke!
10. What did the school bus say to the nervous kindergartener? “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you ‘wheel-y’ enjoy your ride!”
11. Why did the school bus bring a map to class? Because it wanted to show the geography of its routes!
12. What did the school bus say to the train? “You may have tracks, but I’ve got a ‘bus’tling crowd!”
13. Why was the school bus afraid of the dark? Because it had a “headlight” phobia!
14. What did the school bus do when it got lost? It asked the GPS for directions but ended up in a “roundabout” way!
15. Why did the school bus get teased by the other vehicles? Because it had too many “schoolyard” rumors going around!
16. What’s a school bus’s favorite song? “The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round: Extended Remix!”
17. Why did the school bus join the choir? Because it had a “musical” horn!
18. What did the school bus say to the traffic light? “I’ve got a schedule to keep, so please ‘green’ light my way!”
19. Why did the school bus bring a pillow to class? Because it wanted to be “rest-assured” all the kids had a comfortable ride!
20. What did the school bus say to the student who forgot their lunch? “Don’t worry, I’ve got plenty of ‘snack’ space!”

Another 20 Rib-Ticklers for the Scholarly Transport!

1. Why did the school bus get pulled over? Because it was caught “flirting” with the stop sign!
2. What did the school bus say to the fancy car? “I may not be luxurious, but I’ve got plenty of seats for a ‘bus’tling party!”
3. Why was the school bus feeling confident? Because it knew how to handle curves like a pro!
4. What did the school bus driver say to the attractive passenger? “Mind if I take you on a detour to my heart?”
5. Why did the school bus get a makeover? It wanted to impress the other vehicles at the “bus”iness conference!
6. What did the school bus do when it had a flat tire? It called for roadside assistance but ended up flirting with the tow truck!
7. Why did the school bus driver get promoted? Because they always knew how to “drive” home a good time!
8. What did the school bus say to the sports car? “You may be fast, but I’ve got more room for fun!”
9. Why was the school bus feeling lucky? Because it had a full tank of gas and a busload of charm!
10. What did the school bus do on its day off? It went cruising for compliments!
11. Why did the school bus get invited to the fancy party? Because it knew how to make an entrance and exit in style!
12. What did the school bus say to the attractive commuter? “Mind if I ‘pick you up’ for a ride downtown?”
13. Why was the school bus driver always smiling? Because they had the best view of all the passengers!
14. What did the school bus say to the limousine? “I may not be as long as you, but I’ve got more character!”
15. Why did the school bus get flirtatious with the convertible? Because it knew how to let its top down!
16. What did the school bus driver say to the cute pedestrian? “Care to ‘cross paths’ again sometime?”
17. Why was the school bus feeling like a celebrity? Because it always had a line of fans waiting to board!
18. What did the school bus say to the speed bump? “You may slow me down, but you can’t stop the ‘bus’tle!”
19. Why did the school bus get featured in the magazine? Because it was voted “Most Likely to Charm Your Socks Off”!
20. What did the school bus say to the commuter train? “I may not have tracks, but I’ve got a route that’ll make your heart race!”

1. Why did the school bus break up with its girlfriend? Because she said it wasn’t “picking up” enough!
2. What did the school bus say to the anxious student? “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you’re ‘bus’y having fun!”
3. Why did the school bus become a comedian? Because it had a knack for “driving” everyone to laughter!
4. What did the school bus say to the grumpy passenger? “Cheer up, it’s ‘bus’t a ride!”
5. Why did the school bus bring a ladder to class? Because it heard the students were aiming high!
6. What did the school bus say to the teasing truck? “Watch out, I’ve got a ‘bus’load of comebacks!”
7. Why did the school bus get embarrassed? Because it accidentally honked in front of its crush!
8. What did the school bus do when it won the lottery? It took all the kids on a “fare-ly” good trip!
9. Why did the school bus go to the gym? Because it wanted to work on its “muscle” memory!
10. What did the school bus say to the speeding car? “Slow down, you’re making me ‘bus’y!”
11. Why did the school bus get a new coat of paint? Because it wanted to look “sharp” for the first day of school!
12. What did the school bus say to the bicycle? “You may have pedals, but I’ve got plenty of seats!”
13. Why did the school bus driver get a trophy? Because they were voted “Best in ‘Bus’iness”!
14. What did the school bus say to the traffic light? “I’ve got places to be, can you ‘green’ light my way?”
15. Why did the school bus driver get tired? Because they had been steering conversations all day!
16. What did the school bus say to the commuter train? “You may have tracks, but I’ve got the ‘bus’t moves!”
17. Why did the school bus bring an umbrella to class? Because it heard the forecast was calling for “rainy days” ahead!
18. What did the school bus say to the SUV? “You may have more horsepower, but I’ve got more kid-power!”
19. Why did the school bus get a smartphone? Because it wanted to stay connected with all the other vehicles!
20. What did the school bus say to the airplane? “You may fly high, but I’ve got my feet on the ground, transporting future leaders!”

21. Why did the school bus blush? It saw the streets full of traffic cones!
22. What do you call a school bus that’s sleeping? A “nap bus”!
23. Why did the school bus get detention? It was “tardy” for class!
24. What do you call a school bus that’s been converted into a restaurant? A “drive-thru diner”!
25. Why did the school bus sit at the back of the classroom? It wanted to be the “rear” of attention!
26. What do you call a group of school buses parked together? A “fleet gathering”!
27. Why did the school bus bring a basketball onto the road? It wanted to practice its “free throws”!
28. What’s a school bus’s favorite type of music? “Highway to the Danger Zone”!
29. Why did the chicken cross the road with the school bus? To get to the “poultry”!
30. What did the traffic cop say to the school bus? “You’re way out of ‘line’!”
31. Why did the school bus refuse to take the shortcut? It didn’t want to “cut corners”!
32. What do you call a school bus’s favorite movie? “The Fast and the Furious: School Run Edition”!
33. Why was the school bus late? It got stuck behind a “car-pool”!
34. What do you get when you mix a school bus with a kangaroo? A “hop-on, hop-off” ride!
35. Why did the school bus go to the doctor? It had a case of “road rash”!
36. What do you call a school bus’s favorite fruit? “Traffic jam” berries!
37. Why was the school bus afraid of the playground? It heard the swings were “bus-y”!
38. What did the school bus say to the soccer ball? “Hop on, let’s kick it into gear!”
39. Why was the school bus driver so good at math? Because they knew all the “routes”!
40. What’s a school bus’s favorite dessert? “Turnpike turnovers”!

20 More Giggles for the Academic Transit!

1. Why did the school bus break up with its girlfriend? Because she said it wasn’t “picking up” enough!
2. What did the school bus say to the anxious student? “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you’re ‘bus’y having fun!”
3. Why did the school bus become a comedian? Because it had a knack for “driving” everyone to laughter!
4. What did the school bus say to the grumpy passenger? “Cheer up, it’s ‘bus’t a ride!”
5. Why did the school bus bring a ladder to class? Because it heard the students were aiming high!
6. What did the school bus say to the teasing truck? “Watch out, I’ve got a ‘bus’load of comebacks!”
7. Why did the school bus get embarrassed? Because it accidentally honked in front of its crush!
8. What did the school bus do when it won the lottery? It took all the kids on a “fare-ly” good trip!
9. Why did the school bus go to the gym? Because it wanted to work on its “muscle” memory!
10. What did the school bus say to the speeding car? “Slow down, you’re making me ‘bus’y!”
11. Why did the school bus get a new coat of paint? Because it wanted to look “sharp” for the first day of school!
12. What did the school bus say to the bicycle? “You may have pedals, but I’ve got plenty of seats!”
13. Why did the school bus driver get a trophy? Because they were voted “Best in ‘Bus’iness”!
14. What did the school bus say to the traffic light? “I’ve got places to be, can you ‘green’ light my way?”
15. Why did the school bus driver get tired? Because they had been steering conversations all day!
16. What did the school bus say to the commuter train? “You may have tracks, but I’ve got the ‘bus’t moves!”
17. Why did the school bus bring an umbrella to class? Because it heard the forecast was calling for “rainy days” ahead!
18. What did the school bus say to the SUV? “You may have more horsepower, but I’ve got more kid-power!”
19. Why did the school bus get a smartphone? Because it wanted to stay connected with all the other vehicles!
20. What did the school bus say to the airplane? “You may fly high, but I’ve got my feet on the ground, transporting future leaders!”

1. Why did the school bus break down? It had too many “stops” in its schedule!
2. What do you call a school bus full of frogs? A hop-on, hop-off service!
3. Why was the math book sad on the school bus? It had too many problems.
4. What’s a school bus driver’s favorite Beatles song? “Yellow Submarine”!
5. Why did the crayon take the school bus? It didn’t want to draw attention to itself!
6. How do school buses greet each other? They honk their “hellos”!
7. What did the grape say when it got stepped on the school bus? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
8. Why was the school bus cold? Because it had too many “drafts”!
9. Why did the scarecrow get on the school bus? Because it was outstanding in its field!
10. What’s a school bus’s favorite type of clothing? Stop signs!
11. Why was the school bus so tired? It had been running all day!
12. What do you get when you cross a school bus with a bakery? Traffic jams!
13. Why did the tomato turn red on the school bus? Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. What do you call a school bus with a flat tire? A bunch of “retreads”!
15. Why did the school bus sit in the corner? It wanted to be a little “bus-y”!
16. What did one school bus say to the other school bus? “You drive me crazy!”
17. Why did the student bring a ladder onto the school bus? Because they heard the driver wanted to reach new heights!
18. What do you call a bus full of dancers? A tap “transit”!
19. Why did the school bus go to space? To transport “aliens” to school!
20. What did the traffic light say to the school bus? “Don’t look, I’m changing!”

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