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1. Why did the saw go to therapy? Because it had too many “cuts” to deal with!
2. What did the saw say to the tree? “You’re really getting to the ‘point’ of things.”
3. Why did the saw bring a map to the forest? It wanted to make sure it didn’t get “lost” in all the sawdust!
4. How does a saw communicate with other tools? It uses its “sharp” wit!
5. Why was the saw always the life of the party? Because it knew how to “cut” loose!
6. What’s a saw’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
7. Why don’t saws ever get lost? Because they always “saw” where they’re going!
8. Why don’t saws ever win at hide and seek? Because they’re always sticking out like a “sore” thumb!
9. Why did the saw break up with the hammer? It just couldn’t handle the constant pounding!
10. What do you call a saw that sings? A saw-prano!
11. Why did the saw become a detective? Because it always gets to the “bottom” of things!
12. Why don’t saws ever get lonely? They’re always making new “connections”!
13. What’s a saw’s favorite holiday? Saw-nta Claus Day!
14. Why did the saw refuse to work? It needed a “saw-batical”!
15. What did the saw say to the wood plank? “Let’s stick together!”
16. Why did the saw get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
17. What’s a saw’s favorite sport? Saw-keting!
18. Why did the saw get a computer? It wanted to “cut” and paste!
19. What’s a saw’s favorite movie genre? Saw-suspense thrillers!
20. Why did the saw go to school? To sharpen its skills!

1. Why did the saw go to therapy? Because it had too many cuts and needed to work on its self-esteem!
2. What did the saw say to the wood? “I’ve been cutting for years, but you’re still the best plank I’ve ever seen.”
3. Why did the saw get promoted? Because it always made the cut!
4. What do you call a saw that sings? A saw-prano!
5. Why was the saw always invited to parties? Because it always brought some sharp humor!
6. How does a saw apologize? It says, “I saw-ry!”
7. Why did the saw become a comedian? Because it knew how to saw things in a funny way!
8. What did the saw say when it was asked about its favorite movie? “Saw, what else?”
9. Why don’t saws ever get lost? Because they always know which way to cut!
10. What did the saw say to the hammer? “You nailed it!”
11. Why did the saw refuse to work on Mondays? Because it saw it as a cutting-edge holiday!
12. What’s a saw’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
13. Why did the saw go to school? To sharpen its mind!
14. How did the saw fix its broken heart? It sawed it back together!
15. Why did the saw blush? Because it saw someone undressed!
16. Why did the saw break up with the chainsaw? Because it saw too much drama!
17. What’s a saw’s favorite sport? Saw-cer!
18. Why did the saw refuse to cut the tree? Because it said, “I’ve wooden enough!”
19. How does a saw answer the phone? “Saw-lo!”
20. What’s a saw’s favorite dessert? Sawdust pie!

1. Why did the saw win the race? Because it knew how to cut corners efficiently!
2. What did the saw say to the carpenter who was procrastinating? “Stop sawing off time and get to work!”
3. Why was the saw excellent at math? Because it knew all the angles!
4. How does a saw keep its secrets? It keeps them under lock and key!
5. Why did the saw always carry a pencil? So it could make a point!
6. What did the saw say to the log that doubted its abilities? “I’ll prove you wrong, just you wait and see!”
7. Why did the saw never get lost? Because it always had a sharp sense of direction!
8. How did the saw become so popular? It knew how to make a buzz!
9. What did the saw say to the ruler? “You may measure up, but I make the cut!”
10. Why was the saw so confident in its decisions? Because it always saw things through!
11. How does a saw greet its friends in the morning? “Saw-dacious morning to you!”
12. Why did the saw become a detective? Because it could always piece together the clues!
13. What’s a saw’s favorite game? Saw-doku!
14. Why was the saw always chosen as the leader? Because it had a cutting-edge vision!
15. How did the saw impress its friends? By showing them its saw-ppetite for knowledge!
16. What did the saw say when asked about its favorite subject? “Woodworking, of course!”
17. Why did the saw refuse to argue? Because it knew it would win every time!
18. What’s a saw’s favorite type of book? One with a sharp plot twist!
19. Why did the saw go to the library? To sharpen its mind with some good literature!
20. What’s a saw’s favorite type of movie? One with lots of saw-pense!

1. Why did the saw break up with the measuring tape? It couldn’t handle the long distance!
2. What did the saw say to the tree? “You’re looking a bit rough around the edges!”
3. Why was the saw always invited to parties? It knew how to make a quick cut!
4. How does a saw stay in shape? It exercises its right angles!
5. What’s a saw’s favorite type of music? Chop and roll!
6. Why did the saw go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a good saw mate!
7. What’s a saw’s favorite movie genre? Sawdust comedy!
8. Why did the saw refuse to play hide and seek? It was tired of being taken for granted!
9. How did the saw know it was in trouble? It felt the saw-breeze of defeat!
10. What did the saw say to the plank of wood? “Let’s stick together!”
11. Why was the saw always the center of attention? It had a magnetic personality!
12. How does a saw greet its friends? With a saw-lute!
13. Why was the saw always calm in stressful situations? It knew how to keep a sharp focus!
14. What’s a saw’s favorite holiday? Cut-mas!
15. Why was the saw so popular in school? It knew how to saw-cialize!
16. How does a saw flirt? It gives smooth cuts!
17. What did the saw say to the hammer? “You’re a real hit around here!”
18. Why did the saw start a band? It wanted to make some saw-some music!
19. What’s a saw’s favorite type of footwear? Timberlands!
20. Why was the saw always so calm? It had nerves of steel!

1. Why did the saw refuse to cut the tree? Because it saw through the lumberjack’s lies!
2. What did the saw say to the woodworker? “I’m feeling a bit rusty, could you lend me a hand?”
3. Why did the saw go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues from cutting through tough times.
4. How does a saw keep its figure? It exercises daily with some heavy-duty cutting!
5. Why did the saw bring a map to the forest? It didn’t want to get disoriented and saw off the wrong branch!
6. What did the saw say to the log? “I’ve got an edge over you!”
7. Why was the saw so popular at parties? It always knew how to break the ice!
8. Why did the saw blush? It saw someone using it for the first time and got all sawft!
9. How does a saw express gratitude? By giving a hearty “cut’s to you!”
10. Why did the saw apply for a job at the circus? It wanted to show off its saw-some skills!
11. What did the saw say to the drill? “You’re boring compared to me!”
12. Why was the saw invited to the construction party? Because it knew how to saw the roof off!
13. How did the saw win the talent show? It had the sharpest performance!
14. Why did the saw go to school? To sharpen its mind!
15. What did the saw say to the lumber? “You plank my nerves!”
16. Why did the saw start a band? Because it knew how to hit all the right notes!
17. What’s a saw’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
18. Why did the saw get into a fight with the axe? Because it thought the axe was cutting into its territory!
19. How does a saw stay humble? By never getting too saw-cial media obsessed!
20. Why was the saw so good at telling jokes? Because it had a cutting wit!

1. Why did the saw bring a ladder to school? Because it wanted to be a saw-cademic!
2. How did the little saw feel when it couldn’t cut through the wood? Saw-ry!
3. What did the saw say to the pencil? “You lead, I’ll follow!”
4. Why did the saw refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always got caught!
5. How did the saw get in trouble with its parents? It got grounded for making too many sawdust messes!
6. What’s a saw’s favorite subject in school? Sawcial studies!
7. Why was the saw so good at sports? Because it knew how to make the cut!
8. What’s a saw’s favorite game? Saw-doku!
9. Why did the saw refuse to go to the party? It didn’t want to stick out like a sore thumb!
10. How did the little saw help its friend who was feeling down? It gave them a saw-lid piece of advice!
11. Why did the saw bring a ruler to the playground? To measure up against the competition!
12. What did the saw say to the hammer? “You nailed it!”
13. Why did the saw get a time-out? Because it wouldn’t stop sawing things in half!
14. How does a saw like its steak? Well done!
15. Why did the saw wear sunglasses? To look saw-cool!
16. What did the saw say to the tree? “You’re saw special to me!”
17. Why did the saw blush in class? It saw someone cute across the sawroom!
18. How does a saw keep in touch with its friends? Through the saw-nternet!
19. Why did the saw go to the beach? To catch some saw-n!
20. What did the saw say to the tape measure? “You’re on a roll!”

1. Why did the saw refuse to join the dating app? Because it preferred to make real cuts, not just swipes!
2. What did the saw say to the chainsaw at the bar? “You’re a cut above the rest!”
3. Why did the saw get kicked out of the woodworking club? It couldn’t handle its sawdust addiction!
4. How does a saw like its coffee? With a little bit of saw-grind!
5. Why did the saw hire a personal trainer? It wanted to get ripped!
6. What did the saw say to the tree it was cutting down? “Timber!”
7. Why did the saw get a promotion? Because it knew how to saw-rise to the occasion!
8. How does a saw unwind after a long day? With a saw-lid glass of wine!
9. What’s a saw’s favorite movie genre? Saw-coms!
10. Why did the saw go to therapy? It had too many unresolved cuts!
11. What did the saw say to the hammer at the construction site? “Let’s nail this job together!”
12. Why did the saw break up with the drill? It felt like the relationship was getting too boring!
13. How does a saw stay sharp? By keeping good company and avoiding dull conversations!
14. What’s a saw’s favorite hobby? Cross-cutting!
15. Why was the saw invited to all the parties? Because it knew how to liven up the joint!
16. What did the saw say to the ruler? “You’re so straight-laced!”
17. Why did the saw get a tattoo? To show off its cutting-edge style!
18. How does a saw handle stress? It takes a deep breath and makes a clean cut!
19. What did the saw say to the sandpaper? “You really smooth things over!”
20. Why did the saw start a band? Because it had great chops!

1. Why did the saw get elected as the dad of the year? Because it always knows how to make the “cut”est dad jokes!
2. What did the saw say to its son who wanted to be a hammer when he grew up? “Don’t worry, I’ll support you no matter what, but I hope you’ll still ‘saw’ me as your role model!”
3. Why did the saw bring a pencil to the party? In case it needed to “draw” some attention!
4. Why was the saw always invited to barbecues? Because it knew how to “grill” everyone with its sharp wit!
5. How does a saw greet its neighbor? With a friendly “cut” of course!
6. Why did the saw wear sunglasses? Because it didn’t want anyone to “saw” its tears of joy when telling dad jokes!
7. What’s a saw’s favorite day of the week? Sawturday!
8. Why did the saw tell everyone it was going to start a garden? Because it wanted to show off its “cutting hedge”!
9. How does a saw express its affection? By giving “saw-cuddles”!
10. Why did the saw go to the hardware store? To “saw-cialize” with its fellow tools!
11. What did the saw say when it accidentally made a mistake? “Well, that was a ‘sawprise’ cut!”
12. Why was the saw always calm during storms? Because it knew how to “weather” any situation!
13. Why did the saw become a comedian? Because it knew how to “saw-ften” the mood!
14. How does a saw make decisions? It “saw-weighs” all its options!
15. Why did the saw bring a dictionary to the party? In case someone needed help with “saw-lutions” to their problems!
16. Why did the saw start a blog? Because it wanted to share its “saw-phi” wisdom with the world!
17. What did the saw say to the tree who was blocking its path? “You’re really ‘saw’ good at being a ‘tree’mendous obstacle!”
18. Why did the saw tell everyone it was writing a novel? Because it had a “saw-tastic” story to tell!
19. How does a saw handle a tough situation? It “saw-lices” it up into manageable pieces!
20. Why did the saw become a detective? Because it had a “saw-per” keen eye for detail!

1. Why did the saw break up with the hammer? It found the relationship too cutting-edge.
2. What did the saw say to the piece of wood during an argument? “I saw this coming.”
3. How does a saw express love? It says, “You make my heart saw in half with joy.”
4. Why did the saw start a band? It wanted to make some sharp music.
5. What’s a saw’s favorite dance move? The saw-sway.
6. Why did the saw go to therapy? It had too many deep-seated issues.
7. How does a saw answer the phone? “Cutting speaking!”
8. Why did the saw go to school? It wanted to improve its cutting-edge knowledge.
9. What did the saw say to the tree? “You’re a cut above the rest.”
10. How does a saw apologize? It says, “I didn’t mean to be so cutting.”
11. Why did the saw apply for a job? It wanted to make a saw-lary.
12. What’s a saw’s favorite movie genre? Saw-drama.
13. How does a saw celebrate Halloween? It goes as a saw-wielding ghostbuster.
14. What did the saw say to the sandpaper? “You’re smoothing things over between us.”
15. Why did the saw start a YouTube channel? It wanted to showcase its cutting-edge content.
16. What’s a saw’s favorite type of humor? Punsaw humor.
17. How does a saw express surprise? “Well, I didn’t see that coming!”
18. Why did the saw bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to be a cut above the rest.
19. What’s a saw’s favorite game? Saw-doku.
20. How does a saw stay fit? It does a lot of crosscutting exercises.

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