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  1. Why did the Roman numeral break up with the alphabet? Because it found it too “A-centric”!
  2. What do Roman numerals wear to bed? Pajama “V’s”!
  3. Why did the Roman numeral go to therapy? It had too many “I”ssues!
  4. How do Roman numerals stay in shape? They do “X”ercise regularly!
  5. Why was the Roman numeral afraid of the calendar? It heard there were too many “X” days!
  6. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite movie genre? “IV” comedies!
  7. Why did the Roman numeral go to school? To get a better “CD” education!
  8. Why don’t Roman numerals make good comedians? Because their jokes are always “I”ronic!
  9. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite sport? “X”treme sports!
  10. Why don’t Roman numerals like algebra? Because it involves too many “X”s and “Y”s!
  11. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite holiday? “IV” of July!
  12. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to play cards? Because it couldn’t handle all the “I”s and “V”s!
  13. Why did the Roman numeral go to the doctor? It was feeling “C”sick!
  14. Why don’t Roman numerals play hide and seek? Because they always give away their location with “I”, “V”, and “X”!
  15. What did the Roman numeral say to the clock? “I” see you, “X”actly!
  16. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to eat pie? It couldn’t handle the “π”!
  17. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite musical instrument? The “VI”olin!
  18. Why don’t Roman numerals like to go shopping? Because they can’t “C” the prices!
  19. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite type of sushi? “III” roll!
  20. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to go skydiving? It was afraid of “V”ertigo!
  1. Why was the Roman numeral so emotional? Because it was always getting “mixed up” with its “I”‘s and “V”‘s!
  2. What did the Roman numeral say to its friend? “I” can’t even “V” right now, I’m feeling “X”hausted!
  3. Why was the Roman numeral always the center of attention? Because it was the “I” of the party!
  4. What do you call a Roman numeral that’s a great dancer? A “Roman-groover”!
  5. Why was the Roman numeral always invited to parties? Because it knew how to “V” up the atmosphere!
  6. Why was the Roman numeral a terrible cook? Because it always added “I” too many ingredients!
  7. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a “V”? Because you just added meaning to my life!”
  8. Why did the Roman numeral break up with its calculator? Because it couldn’t handle its “I”rational behavior!
  9. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite game show? “Wheel of “I” Fortune”!
  10. Why did the Roman numeral go to therapy? It had a severe case of “I”ndecisiveness!
  11. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite hobby? “V”isiting ancient ruins!
  12. Why did the Roman numeral become a musician? Because it could “I”dentify the notes without any treble!
  13. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite pastime? Playing “X” and “O” with its friends!
  14. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to go to the beach? It was afraid of getting “I”rritated by the sand!
  15. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite type of puzzle? A “V”enn diagram!
  16. Why was the Roman numeral always cold? Because it couldn’t “V” up enough heat!
  17. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite type of weather? “IV”y!
  18. Why did the Roman numeral break up with its girlfriend? She kept saying it wasn’t “IV” enough for her!
  19. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite mode of transportation? “IV” wheel drive!
  20. Why did the Roman numeral become a detective? Because it was great at solving “I”llusions!

  1. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to argue? Because it knew there was “no point” in adding up to a confrontation!
  2. What do you call a Roman numeral that’s also a spy? Double “I” agent!
  3. Why did the Roman numeral go to the art gallery? To appreciate the “I” of the beholder!
  4. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite type of tree? The “IV”y, of course!
  5. Why did the Roman numeral go to the therapist? It had too many “I”ssues to sort out!
  6. Why was the Roman numeral always calm? Because it knew there was “no need to get stressed, it’s all in the “IV” equation!”
  7. What do Roman numerals use to keep their hair in place? “I” hair clips!
  8. Why did the Roman numeral go to the gym? To work on its “V” shape!
  9. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite board game? “IV” in a row!
  10. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to run in the race? Because it knew it wouldn’t “I”mprove its position!
  11. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite type of music? “IV”ory!
  12. Why did the Roman numeral become an architect? Because it had a knack for “I”lluminating blueprints!
  13. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite type of car? A “V”olkswagen!
  14. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to eat dessert? Because it didn’t want to add any “I”cing to its figure!
  15. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite subject in school? “IV”y League Mathematics!
  16. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to watch horror movies? Because it didn’t want to “I”ntegrate any fright into its life!
  17. What do you call a Roman numeral that’s also a chef? A “I”ndexcellent cook!
  18. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to play cards? Because it knew there was “no need for a “V”alidation of its worth!”
  19. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite type of shoe? “IV”y league sneakers!
  20. Why did the Roman numeral go to the library? To “I”lluminate its mind with knowledge!
  1. Why was the Roman numeral always calm? Because it knew “IV” always comes after “III”!
  2. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite TV show? “I” Love “V”!
  3. Why did the Roman numeral go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a “V” for its “I”!
  4. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to fight? Because it believed in “peace, love, and “IV”!”
  5. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite punctuation mark? “I” for an “IV”!
  6. Why did the Roman numeral get a job as a banker? Because it knew how to “IV”est!
  7. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite drink? “V”odka on the “I”ocks!
  8. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to skydive? Because it didn’t want to risk a “V”ertical landing!
  9. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite board game? “IV” in a row!
  10. Why did the Roman numeral break up with its calculator? Because it found out it was being “I”rational!
  11. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite hobby? Collecting “I”mperial artifacts!
  12. Why was the Roman numeral always successful? Because it knew how to “IV” every situation!
  13. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite fruit? “IV” grapes!
  14. Why did the Roman numeral go to the beach? To soak up some “IV”rays!
  15. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite mode of transportation? “IV” wheel drive!
  16. Why did the Roman numeral go to the bar? To get its “I” on!
  17. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite dessert? “IV” cream cake!
  18. Why did the Roman numeral go to the music concert? To hear its favorite band, “IV”play!
  19. What’s a Roman numeral’s favorite type of sandwich? “IV” and cheese!
  20. Why did the Roman numeral go to the gym? To work on its “V” shape!

  1. Why was the Roman numeral feeling confident? Because it had its X’s and I’s in order!
  2. Why did the Roman numeral go to school? To learn its ABCD’s!
  3. Why did the Roman numeral break up with the alphabet? It couldn’t handle all the X’s!
  4. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to fight? Because it believed in peace and V’s!
  5. What did the Roman numeral say to its friend who kept forgetting numbers? “I can’t count on you anymore!”
  6. Why did the Roman numeral feel insecure? Because it always felt like it was being divided!
  7. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to swim? It didn’t want to get its C’s wet!
  8. Why did the Roman numeral go to therapy? It had too many issues with its X’s and V’s!
  9. Why was the Roman numeral a great musician? It could always count on its scales!
  10. Why did the Roman numeral go on a diet? It wanted to be a trim and fit I!
  11. Why did the Roman numeral go to the party alone? It couldn’t find its +1!
  12. Why did the Roman numeral break up with math? It said it needed more space between its numbers!
  13. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to tell jokes? It didn’t want to lose its C’s and L’s!
  14. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to watch horror movies? It was afraid of the number 666!
  15. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always got lost in the numbers!
  16. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to go camping? It didn’t want to sleep in tents (X’s)!
  17. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to eat pizza? It didn’t want to deal with all the X-tra cheese!
  18. Why did the Roman numeral become an architect? It loved designing Roman arches (I’s)!
  19. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to go to the gym? It said it was already L (50) pounds!
  20. Why did the Roman numeral feel lonely? It said it couldn’t find its D (500)!
  1. Why was the Roman numeral friends with the letter ‘I’? Because they both loved playing hide and seek – I always hid behind the V!
  2. Why did the Roman numeral bring a ruler to school? To measure the lengths of its X’s and V’s in class!
  3. Why did the Roman numeral get a ticket at the carnival? Because it tried to sneak into the “X-tra Large” roller coaster!
  4. Why did the Roman numeral go to the doctor? It had a case of the “I” strain from carrying too many numbers!
  5. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to play with the alphabet blocks? It said they were too square (L’s) for its taste!
  6. Why was the Roman numeral always at the top of the class? Because it knew how to climb the ‘I’-vy league!
  7. Why did the Roman numeral go to the bakery? It wanted to get a dozen X’s and a V-bread!
  8. Why did the Roman numeral love math class? Because it could always count on its teacher to ‘IV’ explanation!
  9. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to watch scary movies? Because it didn’t want to be haunted by the number ‘666’!
  10. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to play tag? Because it didn’t want to be “it” and have to carry all the numbers on its back!
  11. Why did the Roman numeral bring a compass to school? To always find its way back to Rome (V)!
  12. Why was the Roman numeral always on time? Because it had a perfectly synchronized ‘IV’-watch!
  13. Why did the Roman numeral become a musician? Because it could always count on its ‘IV’ chord!
  14. Why did the Roman numeral go to the beach? To practice writing its numbers in the sand with ‘I’s and ‘V’s!
  15. Why was the Roman numeral a great storyteller? Because it knew how to ‘IV’ life into its tales!
  16. Why did the Roman numeral go to the zoo? To count all the animals and make sure none were ‘IV’-gotten!
  17. Why did the Roman numeral wear sunglasses? Because it didn’t want to be blinded by the bright ‘C’ (100)!
  18. Why did the Roman numeral go to the party? Because it heard there were going to be ‘X’-traordinary games!
  19. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to eat ice cream? Because it didn’t want to deal with the ‘IV’-brain freeze!
  20. Why did the Roman numeral bring a calculator to the playground? To divide and conquer all the numbers!

  1. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to go to the party? It didn’t want to deal with all the ‘X’-rated jokes!
  2. Why was the Roman numeral nervous at the casino? It didn’t want to lose its ‘X’-s!
  3. Why did the Roman numeral get kicked out of the bar? It couldn’t handle its ‘V’s!
  4. Why did the Roman numeral become a lawyer? It loved to ‘IV’ (sue) people!
  5. Why did the Roman numeral go to the therapist? It had unresolved ‘V’ issues!
  6. Why did the Roman numeral get a tattoo? It wanted to mark its ‘X’ spot!
  7. Why did the Roman numeral go to the gym? It wanted to get ripped like a ‘V’!
  8. Why did the Roman numeral avoid the math convention? It didn’t want to run into its ‘X’!
  9. Why was the Roman numeral always stressed? It had too many ‘I’s on its plate!
  10. Why did the Roman numeral become a chef? It loved to ‘V’ (slice) and dice!
  11. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to go to the reunion? It didn’t want to confront its ‘X’ (ex)!
  12. Why did the Roman numeral break up with its partner? They said it wasn’t ‘IV’ (for) them!
  13. Why did the Roman numeral become a bartender? It loved mixing ‘X’-otic drinks!
  14. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to deal with all the ‘IV’s!
  15. Why did the Roman numeral go to the therapist? It had pent-up ‘IV’ (fear)!
  16. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to go to the opera? It didn’t want to hear all the high ‘C’s!
  17. Why did the Roman numeral avoid the dating scene? It said it was tired of playing ‘IV’-s and ‘X’-s!
  18. Why did the Roman numeral go to the spa? It needed to relax its ‘V’ muscles!
  19. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to go to the pool? It didn’t want to deal with all the ‘V’s (waves)!
  20. Why did the Roman numeral become a comedian? It loved making people ‘IV’ (laugh)!
  1. Why did the Roman numeral go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find its plus ‘I’!
  2. Why did the Roman numeral go to the bakery? To get a dozen ‘X’s and a V-bread!
  3. Why did the Roman numeral become a musician? Because it could always count on its ‘IV’ chord!
  4. Why was the Roman numeral always on time? Because it had a perfectly synchronized ‘IV’-watch!
  5. Why did the Roman numeral become a gardener? Because it loved working with ‘IV’-y!
  6. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to watch scary movies? Because it didn’t want to be haunted by the number ‘666’!
  7. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always got lost in the numbers!
  8. Why did the Roman numeral become a baker? Because it kneaded dough to make perfect ‘X’s and ‘V’s!
  9. Why did the Roman numeral go to the gym? It wanted to get ‘V’-ripped!
  10. Why was the Roman numeral feeling insecure? Because it always felt like it was being divided!
  11. Why did the Roman numeral go to the doctor? It had a case of ‘I’-strain!
  12. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to play cards? Because it didn’t want to deal with all the ‘IV’s!
  13. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to go to the pool? It didn’t want to deal with all the ‘V’s (waves)!
  14. Why did the Roman numeral go to the beach? To practice writing its numbers in the sand with ‘I’s and ‘V’s!
  15. Why did the Roman numeral become a chef? Because it loved to ‘V’ (slice) and dice!
  16. Why did the Roman numeral go to the therapist? It had unresolved ‘V’ issues!
  17. Why did the Roman numeral go to the zoo? To count all the animals and make sure none were ‘IV’-gotten!
  18. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to eat ice cream? It didn’t want to deal with the ‘IV’-brain freeze!
  19. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to go camping? It didn’t want to sleep in tents (X’s)!
  20. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to eat pizza? It didn’t want to deal with all the ‘X’-tra cheese!

  1. Why did the Roman numeral get invited to all the parties? Because it knew how to ‘V’ the life of the party!
  2. Why did the Roman numeral break up with its girlfriend? Because it said their relationship was too ‘X’-hausting!
  3. Why did the Roman numeral start a band? Because it knew how to rock with its ‘IV’ chord!
  4. Why did the Roman numeral go to the beach? To work on its ‘I’-tan!
  5. Why did the Roman numeral go to the baseball game? It wanted to catch a ‘V’-ball!
  6. Why did the Roman numeral become a chef? Because it loved adding ‘V’-cheese to everything!
  7. Why did the Roman numeral go to the gym? To get a ‘V’-cut!
  8. Why did the Roman numeral get a job in construction? Because it loved building ‘IV’-y towers!
  9. Why did the Roman numeral become a magician? Because it knew how to make numbers ‘IV’-anish!
  10. Why did the Roman numeral refuse to argue with its friends? It didn’t want to get into an ‘IV’-fection!
  11. Why did the Roman numeral go to the art museum? To appreciate all the ‘IV’-ory sculptures!
  12. Why did the Roman numeral go to the bakery? To get a ‘V’-loaf of bread!
  13. Why did the Roman numeral become a detective? Because it loved solving ‘IV’-esting cases!
  14. Why did the Roman numeral go to the amusement park? To ride the ‘X’-treme roller coaster!
  15. Why did the Roman numeral go to the dentist? To get a ‘V’-root canal!
  16. Why did the Roman numeral go to the comedy club? To hear all the ‘IV’-arious jokes!
  17. Why did the Roman numeral become an architect? Because it knew how to design ‘IV’-pressive buildings!
  18. Why did the Roman numeral go to the farmer’s market? To buy some ‘V’-eggies!
  19. Why did the Roman numeral go to the concert? To listen to the ‘IV’-credible music!
  20. Why did the Roman numeral go to the beach? To catch some ‘IV’-ening sun!

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