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1. Why did the roach become a comedian? Because it had a great sense of “bug-humor!”
2. What’s a roach’s favorite genre of music? Rock and Roach!
3. How does a roach answer the phone? “Roach speaking, who’s bugging me?”
4. Why did the roach go to school? To improve its “mathsquito” skills!
5. What do you call a roach with a car? A Volkswagen Bug!
6. Why did the roach break up with its girlfriend? She couldn’t handle its “insect-sensitivity.”
7. How does a roach keep its hair in place? With bug spray!
8. What do roaches use to navigate? A GPS (Gross Pest System)!
9. Why did the roach go to therapy? It had too many “deep-seated bug-ssues!”
10. What’s a roach’s favorite dance move? The jitterbug!
11. Why did the roach bring a suitcase to the kitchen? It wanted to pack light for a quick getaway!
12. How does a roach apologize? It says, “I’m sorry for bugging you!”
13. What’s a roach’s favorite TV show? “Roach Patrol: The Ant-icrime Unit!”
14. Why are roaches excellent musicians? They have an innate ability to play the “guitar-vae.”
15. What’s a roach’s favorite sport? Cricket, of course!
16. How does a roach communicate with its friends? Through “ant-ennae” social media!
17. What did one roach say to the other at the party? “Let’s turn up the ‘bug’ dance floor!”
18. Why did the roach become a chef? It wanted to create “roach-tisserie” delights!
19. What’s a roach’s favorite movie? “The Lord of the Wings: The Roach Fellowship!”
20. How does a roach express excitement? It shouts, “I’m bugging out!”

1. Why did the roach apply for a job as a comedian? It had a knack for “bugging” people with laughter!
2. What’s a roach’s favorite type of dance? The cha-cha-cha-rismatic bug shuffle!
3. How does a roach greet its friends? “Hey, Roachacho!”
4. Why did the roach start a band? It wanted to play “roach and roll” music!
5. What do you call a roach that can sing? A “crooner crawler”!
6. How did the roach become a millionaire? It found a stash of dough in the cookie crumbs!
7. What’s a roach’s favorite social media platform? Insta-bug-ram!
8. Why did the roach go to therapy? It had too many “inner bug-monologues”!
9. What’s a roach’s favorite vacation spot? The Pest-ific Islands!
10. Why did the roach cross the road? To “bug” the chicken on the other side!
11. How does a roach send love letters? With “roachmantic” poetry!
12. What’s a roach’s favorite exercise? The cockroach crunch!
13. Why did the roach go to the comedy club? It heard the jokes were “hilaribug”!
14. What do you call a roach with a green thumb? A garden gnat!
15. Why did the roach start a fashion line? It wanted to be a trend-setting trendbug!
16. What’s a roach’s favorite board game? Monopollution!
17. How does a roach answer the phone? “Roach you later!”
18. Why did the roach bring a ladder to the kitchen? It heard the food was on the top shelf!
19. What’s a roach’s favorite workout song? “Roach Lobster Dance”!
20. Why did the roach join a circus? It wanted to be a high-wire act-roach!

1. Why did the roach get a degree in computer science? It wanted to become an expert in bug fixing!
2. What’s a roach’s favorite programming language? Antsembly!
3. How does a roach solve math problems? It uses its “ant-ellectual” skills!
4. Why did the roach become a detective? It had a knack for solving “bug mysteries!”
5. What’s a roach’s favorite literary genre? Roach-narrative non-fiction!
6. How does a roach stay informed? It reads the “Roach Street Journal!”
7. Why did the roach start a tech company? It wanted to create cutting-edge “bugware”!
8. What’s a roach’s favorite subject in school? Geometry, because it loves exploring “angle territory!”
9. How does a roach stay fit? It practices “exoskeleton” exercises!
10. Why did the roach start a podcast? It had a talent for “roachcasting” insightful discussions!
11. What’s a roach’s favorite art form? Abstract “bugstractionism!”
12. Why did the roach become a chef? It mastered the art of molecular “gastroronomy!”
13. What’s a roach’s favorite movie genre? Sci-fi-fi, because it loves imagining futuristic bug societies!
14. How does a roach express gratitude? It says, “Thanks for the antenn-tion!”
15. Why did the roach become an architect? It wanted to design bug-inspired skyscrapers!
16. What’s a roach’s favorite type of humor? Witty insect-lectual jokes!
17. How does a roach take notes? With its “ant-notepad”!
18. Why did the roach start a language school? It wanted to teach “Roachese” to other bugs!
19. What’s a roach’s favorite sport? Cricket, because it loves the sound of the bat!
20. How does a roach manage its time? It follows a strict “ant-ime management” system!

1. Why did the roach attend cooking school? It wanted to be a roach-chef!
2. How do roaches communicate in secret? They use “ant-ennae” encryption!
3. What do you call a roach with musical talent? A humbug!
4. Why did the roach go to the gym? It wanted to be a fitness “bug”!
5. What’s a roach’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Millipede-naire?”
6. Why did the roach become a weather forecaster? It loved predicting “bug-storms”!
7. What do you call a roach magician? Hocus Pocus-roach!
8. Why did the roach become a librarian? It had a passion for “bookkeeping”!
9. What’s a roach’s favorite TV channel? The Food Network, especially the cooking shows!
10. Why did the roach break up with its girlfriend? She couldn’t handle its “bugging” behavior!
11. How does a roach propose? With a “sparkling” ring hidden in the kitchen crumbs!
12. Why did the roach go to therapy? It had too many “ant-xiety” issues!
13. What’s a roach’s favorite holiday? April Ant’s Day!
14. Why did the roach start a band? It wanted to create some “roachin’ tunes”!
15. How does a roach express excitement? It shouts, “I’m bugging out!”
16. Why did the roach go to school? It wanted to improve its “crawling” skills!
17. What’s a roach’s favorite snack? Pop-roach-corn!
18. Why did the roach start a fashion line? It wanted to be a trend-setting trendbug!
19. How does a roach answer the phone? “Roach you later!”
20. Why did the roach go to the comedy club? It heard the jokes were “hilaribug”!

1. Why did the roach go to school? To brush up on his scutellum-ar skills!
2. What do you call a roach who can play the guitar? A rock ‘n’ roachstar!
3. How do roaches communicate on the internet? Through web-antennae!
4. Why did the roach get a job at the bakery? It wanted to be a dough-mestic roach!
5. What’s a roach’s favorite genre of music? Hip-hop-hexapod!
6. Why did the roach refuse to play hide and seek? It was tired of always being found in the kitchen!
7. What did the roach say to the cat? “You’ve got to be kitten me!”
8. How do roaches stay in shape? They do scuttlebutt exercises!
9. Why did the roach break up with its girlfriend? She was too controlling-ant!
10. What do you call a roach who is a computer whiz? A byte-sized bug!
11. Why did the roach start a stand-up comedy career? It wanted to be a pest-in-class comedian!
12. What’s a roach’s favorite movie? “The Roach-trix”!
13. How do roaches throw a party? They invite all their exo-skeletons!
14. Why did the roach become a detective? It had a knack for insect-igations!
15. What’s a roach’s favorite sport? Cricket, of course!
16. Why did the roach go to therapy? It had too many issues to squash on its own!
17. What’s a roach’s favorite dance move? The jitterbug!
18. How do roaches take selfies? With their antennae up, of course!
19. Why did the roach go to space? It wanted to be the first insect on the moon!
20. What’s a roach’s favorite book? “The Metamorphosis” by Franz Kafka-roach!

1. Why did the roach bring a backpack to school? To store all its creepy-crawly textbooks!
2. What’s a roach’s favorite subject in school? MATH-ematics, because they love to multiply!
3. How do roach kids settle arguments? They have a friendly game of hide and seek!
4. What do roach kids do for fun on the playground? They play “Scuttle and Seek”!
5. Why did the roach kid invite all its friends to the picnic? It wanted to have a “roach” feast!
6. What’s a roach’s favorite bedtime story? “Goodnight, Roachy Moon”!
7. Why did the roach kid bring a ladder to school? It wanted to reach high levels in “Roach-ematics”!
8. How do roach parents tell bedtime stories? They spin web-tales of insect adventures!
9. What’s a roach’s favorite game at recess? Dodge-the-shoe!
10. Why did the roach kid get an award at school? It was the best at “bug”-gy boarding!
11. What’s a roach’s favorite snack? Ant-dough cookies!
12. Why did the roach kid cross the road? To show it wasn’t chicken!
13. How do roach kids help with household chores? They scuttle around and lend a helping leg!
14. What’s a roach’s favorite song? “Scuttle to the Beat”!
15. Why did the roach kid bring a pencil to the playground? It wanted to draw some “roach-tastic” art in the sand!
16. What do roach kids say before a race? “On your thorax, get set, go!”
17. Why did the roach kid bring a map to school? It didn’t want to get lost in the “ant”-ics of the hallway!
18. What’s a roach’s favorite subject in school? Social “insect”-studies!
19. Why did the roach kid become a comedian? It wanted to be a “pest” at making everyone laugh!
20. What’s a roach’s favorite type of music? Rock and roll, because they love to “roll”!

1. Why did the roach break up with its partner? They couldn’t agree on the best hiding spot for their relationship!
2. What’s a roach’s favorite type of party? A molt-tini party with lots of exo-skeletons on the dance floor!
3. How do roaches plan a vacation? They consult their “travel bug” itinerary!
4. Why did the roach sign up for a cooking class? It wanted to master the art of “roach-uisine”!
5. What’s a roach’s favorite genre of film? Sci-fi-fi, because they love a good insect invasion plot!
6. Why did the roach apply for a job in the circus? It wanted to be the high-wire act-roach!
7. How do roaches stay in shape? They follow a strict diet of crumbs and practice their scuttle aerobics!
8. Why did the roach go to therapy? It had unresolved issues with its larval stages!
9. What’s a roach’s favorite pickup line? “Are you an exterminator? Because you just took my breath away!”
10. Why did the roach start a rock band? It wanted to be the lead guitarist in “The Beetles”!
11. How do roaches handle stress? They practice deep scuttle meditation!
12. What’s a roach’s favorite type of literature? Mystery novels, especially ones with hidden corners!
13. Why did the roach open a detective agency? It wanted to solve crimes with its keen insect-igative skills!
14. How do roaches impress each other? They show off their collection of discarded food wrappers!
15. What’s a roach’s favorite holiday? April Ants’ Day!
16. Why did the roach become a stand-up comedian? It had a talent for delivering “pest-erizing” punchlines!
17. How do roaches celebrate achievements? With a grand molt-ceremony, of course!
18. What’s a roach’s favorite type of art? Abstract “bug”-stract paintings!
19. Why did the roach apply for a job as a DJ? It wanted to spin the webs on the dance floor!
20. How do roaches handle rejection? They just brush it off and keep on scuttling!

1. Why did the roach become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to be a “pest” at telling dad jokes!
2. What’s a roach’s favorite mode of transportation? The bug-gy!
3. Why did the roach go to school? To learn how to be an “insect”-telligent dad!
4. What’s a roach’s favorite TV show? “Roach’n’Roll” – a sitcom about insect family life!
5. Why did the roach start a gardening club? It wanted to teach its kids about the importance of compost-mint!
6. What’s a roach’s favorite type of music? Rock and roll, because they love to “roll” with the dad jokes!
7. Why did the roach give a motivational speech to its kids? It wanted them to have a “roach”-solid future!
8. What’s a roach’s favorite superhero? The Molt-verine!
9. Why did the roach wear a tie to the family dinner? It wanted to be the most “ant”-tastic dad!
10. What’s a roach’s favorite sport? Cricket, because they love a good chirp and cheer on the sidelines!
11. Why did the roach become a chef? It wanted to whip up some “roach-licious” dad jokes in the kitchen!
12. What’s a roach’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a good “bug”-twist ending!
13. Why did the roach tell its kids about its favorite childhood games? It wanted to pass on the tradition of “Scuttle and Seek”!
14. What’s a roach’s favorite book genre? Roach-mantic novels!
15. Why did the roach bring a ladder to the family picnic? It wanted to be a “highly”-involved dad!
16. What’s a roach’s favorite dad joke punchline? “Don’t bug me, I’m just here for the laughs!”
17. Why did the roach start a blog? It wanted to document its “roach”-mazing dad adventures!
18. What’s a roach’s favorite dessert? Ant-icing on the cake!
19. Why did the roach take its kids to the science museum? It wanted them to appreciate the “bug”-ger picture!
20. What’s a roach’s favorite way to relax? Watching a good “roach”-mantic comedy with its family!

1. What do you call a roach who loves romance novels? A cheesy love-bug!
2. Why did the roach bring a guitar to the picnic? It wanted to serenade its friends with “Roach and Roll” music!
3. How do roaches express their feelings? They write “cheese-letters”!
4. What’s a roach’s favorite type of pizza? Gouda and Roach-lone!
5. Why did the roach go to the comedy club? It wanted to hear some cheesy jokes that really “bugged” the audience!
6. How do roaches celebrate Valentine’s Day? With lots of “love-bug” cards and cheesy lines!
7. What’s a roach’s favorite dance move? The Limburger Leap!
8. Why did the roach become a cheese critic? It had a taste for the finer things in “bug”-dairy!
9. What’s a roach’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a cheese platter? Because you’ve got all the right moves!”
10. Why did the roach start a cheese factory? It wanted to be the big cheese in the insect world!
11. How do roaches say goodbye? “Cheese you later, alligator!”
12. What’s a roach’s favorite board game? Cheddar-chutes and Roach-ladders!
13. Why did the roach open a cheese-themed amusement park? It wanted everyone to have a “gouda” time!
14. How do roaches express affection? They give each other cheesy hugs!
15. What’s a roach’s favorite type of movie? Rom-coms with a side of “bug”-arella cheese!
16. Why did the roach join the choir? It wanted to sing cheesy love songs to its fellow insects!
17. What’s a roach’s favorite dessert? Cheese-cake, of course!
18. Why did the roach bring a fondue pot to the party? It wanted to turn the gathering into a “cheese-fest”!
19. How do roaches apologize? With a heartfelt “I’m sorry, that was a bit too cheesy!”
20. What’s a roach’s favorite type of music? Cheesey-listening!

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