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1. Why did the rhino bring a pencil to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a “pointed” affair!
2. What did the rhino say to the other rhino who stole his food? “Hey, that’s a bunch of bull!”
3. Why did the rhino go to school? To get a “horn-y” education!
4. How does a rhino apologize? He says, “I’m sorry if I charged at you.”
5. What do you call a rhino that’s a great dancer? A rhinocer-dancer!
6. Why did the rhino cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
7. What did the rhino say when his friend asked if he wanted to play hide and seek? “Nah, I’m too big to hide, but I’ll definitely seek!”
8. Why was the rhino always calm? Because he had a “thick skin”!
9. What’s a rhino’s favorite kind of movie? A “horn-tastic” adventure!
10. How does a rhino write a letter? With a “horn”-ograph!
11. What do you call a rhino with a sunburn? A “red-hot” rhino!
12. Why did the rhino bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
13. What did the rhino say to his friend who was feeling down? “Chin up! Life’s too short to be a grump-a-saurus!”
14. Why did the rhino start a band? Because he wanted to make some “heavy horn” music!
15. What’s a rhino’s favorite sport? Javelin throwing – after all, he’s got the perfect equipment!
16. Why was the rhino always invited to parties? Because he knew how to “charge up” the atmosphere!
17. What did the rhino say when he heard a joke? “That’s irrelephant, but I’ll laugh anyway!”
18. Why did the rhino sit on the clock? Because he wanted to be on “time”!
19. How does a rhino make coffee? He uses a “French horn” press!
20. What did the rhino say to his friend who kept forgetting things? “You need to write that down, or you’ll forget it like an elephant!”

1. Why don’t rhinos use computers? Because they’re afraid of the ‘CTRL’ key!
2. What did the rhino say to the comedian? “You’re not funny, but I’ll laugh anyway, just to be polite!”
3. How do you know if a rhino has been in your refrigerator? You’ll find footprints in the butter!
4. Why did the rhino bring a suitcase to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a ‘trunk’ show!
5. What’s a rhino’s favorite board game? ‘Charging Monopoly’!
6. Why did the rhino wear sunglasses? Because he didn’t want to be recognized – he was in ‘disguise’!
7. What do you call a rhino who likes to eat spicy food? A ‘hot-horn’!
8. Why was the rhino always the center of attention? Because he had a ‘horn-amentally’ charming personality!
9. How do rhinos stay cool in the summer? They use ‘horn-ado’ fans!
10. What’s a rhino’s favorite musical instrument? The ‘horn-a-phone’!
11. Why did the rhino refuse to play cards? Because he was afraid of getting ‘poker-horned’!
12. What do you call a rhino that’s a bad driver? A ‘crash-a-saurus’!
13. Why did the rhino go to the doctor? Because he had a ‘horn-y’ condition!
14. What’s a rhino’s favorite dessert? ‘Horn-ets’ nest pudding!
15. Why did the rhino wear a bow tie? Because he wanted to look ‘sharp’!
16. What did the rhino say to the treadmill? “Stop trying to make me run, I’m a ‘rhino-ceros’, not a ‘rhino-runner’!”
17. Why don’t rhinos ever get lost? Because they always follow their ‘nose-horn’!
18. What’s a rhino’s favorite dance move? The ‘horn-ado twirl’!
19. Why did the rhino bring a map to the desert? Because he didn’t want to be ‘horn-swindled’ by mirages!
20. What do you call a rhino that’s a great storyteller? A ‘horn-teller’!

1. Why did the rhino apply for a job at the bank? Because he wanted to work in ‘rhino-tail’!
2. How does a rhino solve a problem? He ‘charges’ at it head-on!
3. Why was the rhino always up to date on the latest news? Because he had a ‘horn’ for headlines!
4. What’s a rhino’s favorite subject in school? ‘Horn-onomics’!
5. Why did the rhino become a detective? Because he had a knack for ‘unraveling’ mysteries!
6. What’s a rhino’s favorite type of math? ‘Rhino-metric’ calculations!
7. How does a rhino keep track of his appointments? He uses a ‘horn’ calendar!
8. Why did the rhino become a chef? Because he was a ‘whiz’ at cooking with his horn!
9. What do you call a rhino who’s also a poet? A ‘rhyme-no’!
10. Why was the rhino so good at poker? Because he always knew when to ‘hold’ em and when to ‘fold’ em!
11. How does a rhino stay organized? He keeps everything in ‘horn-der’!
12. What’s a rhino’s favorite Shakespeare play? ‘Much Ado About Horn-thing’!
13. Why did the rhino get a job at the library? Because he loved to ‘charge’ people overdue fees!
14. What do you call a rhino who’s great at problem-solving? A ‘rhino-resolver’!
15. Why did the rhino start a gardening business? Because he had a green ‘horn’!
16. How does a rhino always win an argument? He ‘horns’ in on the truth!
17. What’s a rhino’s favorite type of puzzle? ‘Horn-cross’!
18. Why did the rhino start a band with his friends? Because they were all ‘horn’ players!
19. How does a rhino make decisions? He ‘weighs’ them carefully on his horn!
20. Why was the rhino always the life of the party? Because he had a ‘horn-tastic’ sense of humor!

1. Why did the rhino bring a ladder to the bar? Because the drinks were on the “house”!
2. What did the rhino say to the treadmill? “Stop trying to make me run, I’m a ‘rhino-ceros’, not a ‘rhino-runner’!”
3. What’s a rhino’s favorite dessert? ‘Horn-ets’ nest pudding!
4. Why did the rhino wear a bow tie? Because he wanted to look ‘sharp’!
5. How does a rhino make coffee? He uses a “French horn” press!
6. Why was the rhino always invited to parties? Because he knew how to “charge up” the atmosphere!
7. What did the rhino say when he heard a joke? “That’s irrelephant, but I’ll laugh anyway!”
8. Why did the rhino sit on the clock? Because he wanted to be on “time”!
9. What’s a rhino’s favorite sport? Javelin throwing – after all, he’s got the perfect equipment!
10. Why did the rhino start a band? Because he wanted to make some “heavy horn” music!
11. What do you call a rhino with a sunburn? A “red-hot” rhino!
12. Why did the rhino cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
13. What did the rhino say to his friend who kept forgetting things? “You need to write that down, or you’ll forget it like an elephant!”
14. Why did the rhino bring a map to the desert? Because he didn’t want to be ‘horn-swindled’ by mirages!
15. What do you call a rhino that’s a great storyteller? A ‘horn-teller’!
16. Why did the rhino bring a pencil to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a “pointed” affair!
17. What did the rhino say to the other rhino who stole his food? “Hey, that’s a bunch of bull!”
18. Why was the rhino always calm? Because he had a “thick skin”!
19. What’s a rhino’s favorite kind of movie? A “horn-tastic” adventure!
20. How does a rhino apologize? He says, “I’m sorry if I charged at you.”

1. Why did the rhino bring a suitcase to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a wild trip!
2. What do you call a rhino who loves to dance? A disco-horn!
3. Why was the rhino always so calm? Because he had a thick skin!
4. How did the rhino feel after a day at the gym? Absolutely beastly!
5. Why did the rhino become a musician? Because he had a knack for horn solos!
6. What did the rhino say to his friend when he lost his temper? “Sorry, I didn’t mean to charge!”
7. How do you know if a rhino has been using your computer? You’ll find “Ctrl” + “Alt” + “Tusk” written on the keyboard!
8. What’s a rhino’s favorite snack? Popcorn… because it’s corny and they love to pop!
9. Why don’t rhinos ever play hide and seek? Because they always stick out!
10. What did the rhino say to his date? “I’ve fallen for you head over heels!”
11. Why did the rhino start a gardening business? Because he wanted to specialize in hedge trimming!
12. How do rhinos send secret messages? By using their rhino-code!
13. What’s a rhino’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
14. Why don’t rhinos ever get lost? Because they always know where their horn points!
15. What did the rhino say to the runaway lion? “Hey, slow down! You’re moving too fast for me!”
16. Why did the rhino apply for a job at the bakery? Because he heard they needed someone with thick crust!
17. How do rhinos stay in shape? They do a lot of cardio… specifically, rhino-runs!
18. What did the rhino say when he bumped into the elephant? “Pardon me, I didn’t see you behind my horn!”
19. Why did the rhino refuse to play cards? Because he was always worried about someone calling his bluff!
20. What did the rhino say when he finally found his car keys? “Horn-tootin’! I’ve been looking everywhere for these!”

1. Why was the baby rhino always so happy? Because he was always surrounded by a loving herd!
2. What did the little rhino say to his mom when he couldn’t find his favorite toy? “Mom, I’ve gone on a safari and can’t find my teddy rhino!”
3. Why did the rhino bring a snorkel to school? Because he heard they were diving into a new subject!
4. How does a baby rhino brush his teeth? With a “tooth-horn” brush!
5. Why did the young rhino bring a ladder to the zoo? Because he wanted to see eye-to-eye with the giraffes!
6. What’s a baby rhino’s favorite bedtime story? “The Horned Hare and the Tortoise”
7. Why don’t baby rhinos ever get lost? Because their moms always keep a close “eye” on them!
8. What did the young rhino say to his friend when they played tag? “You can’t catch me! I’m too quick on my hooves!”
9. How do baby rhinos count? They use their “horn”-y fingers!
10. Why did the little rhino refuse to eat his vegetables? Because he wanted to save room for “horn”-bread!
11. What did the baby rhino say when he heard a funny joke? “That’s so “horn”-larious!”
12. Why was the baby rhino always the center of attention? Because he had a nose for fun!
13. How do baby rhinos make music? They “horn” in on the drums!
14. What did the baby rhino say when he saw his first rainbow? “Wow, nature sure knows how to “horn”-ament the sky!”
15. Why did the young rhino bring a map to the playground? Because he didn’t want to get “horn”-swoggled by the maze!
16. What’s a baby rhino’s favorite game? “Pin the Horn on the Hippo!”
17. Why did the little rhino wear sunglasses to school? Because he heard it was going to be a bright day!
18. What did the baby rhino say when he saw his first snowfall? “Look, Mom, the sky’s sprinkling powdered sugar!”
19. Why was the baby rhino always so curious? Because he had a “horn”-y thirst for knowledge!
20. What did the young rhino say when he finally learned to tie his shoelaces? “I’m not just a horn, I’m a knot master too!”

1. Why did the rhino apply for a job as a bouncer? Because it had a thick skin and a horn for those rowdy nights!
2. What do you call a rhino who loves to party? A horn-y beast!
3. Why did the rhino join a band? Because it wanted to be the horn section!
4. How does a rhino ask someone out? “Hey, wanna go on a horn-y date?”
5. Why was the rhino always invited to poker night? Because it had a great poker face!
6. Why don’t rhinos ever get lost? Because they always follow their rhino-s!
7. What did the rhino say to the clumsy elephant? “Watch where you’re stepping, you’re making me horn-y!”
8. Why did the rhino start a blog? Because it had a lot of thoughts and wanted to horn-t them out!
9. What’s a rhino’s favorite genre of music? Heavy horn-metal!
10. Why did the rhino break up with its partner? Because they couldn’t see eye to horn!
11. How does a rhino apologize? With a big horn-y hug!
12. Why did the rhino go to therapy? Because it had some serious horn-y issues to work through!
13. What’s a rhino’s favorite holiday? Valentine’s Day, because it’s all about the horns!
14. Why did the rhino start meditating? To find its inner horn-peace!
15. How does a rhino stay in shape? It does horn-yoga!
16. What’s a rhino’s favorite bedtime story? “The Horn in the Stone!”
17. Why did the rhino become a detective? Because it had a keen nose and a sharp horn for clues!
18. What did the rhino say when it won the lottery? “Time to horn-t it up in style!”
19. Why did the rhino become a comedian? Because it had a knack for horn-y puns!
20. What’s a rhino’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a rhino exhibit? Because I can’t resist your horn-y charm!”

1. Why did the rhino go to school? To brush up on its horn-ledge!
2. What do you call a rhino who tells jokes? A corny-copia!
3. Why was the rhino always calm? Because it had a thick skin!
4. How does a rhino write a letter? With a horn-pen!
5. Why did the rhino bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
6. What do you call a rhino who loves to dance? A disco-rhino!
7. Why don’t rhinos ever play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
8. Why did the rhino become a chef? Because it wanted to make some horn-bread!
9. What’s a rhino’s favorite movie genre? Horn-coms!
10. Why don’t rhinos ever get sunburned? Because they have thick skin!
11. What do you call a rhino who loves to travel? A globe-trotter!
12. Why did the rhino go to the doctor? Because it had a horn-y problem!
13. What did the rhino say when it bumped into a wall? “I didn’t see that coming!”
14. Why was the rhino late for work? It got stuck in a rhino-jam!
15. What’s a rhino’s favorite dessert? Horn-cakes!
16. Why did the rhino become a musician? Because it had a knack for horn-mony!
17. What’s a rhino’s favorite hobby? Horn-ament making!
18. Why did the rhino start a garden? It wanted to grow some hornaments!
19. What do you call a rhino who loves puzzles? A horn-doku master!
20. Why did the rhino bring a carrot to the party? In case it needed a horn-d’oeuvre!

1. Why did the rhino bring a boombox to the party? Because it wanted to rhino-vate the dance floor with some cheesy tunes!
2. What’s a rhino’s favorite snack? Cheesy horn-bites!
3. Why did the rhino go to the comedy club? To get a dose of some cheesy laughs!
4. How does a rhino like its pizza? With extra horn-y toppings!
5. What did the rhino say to its cheesy friend? “You’re grate!”
6. Why did the rhino start a cheese business? Because it wanted to be the big cheese in town!
7. What’s a rhino’s favorite board game? Cheddar-chess!
8. Why did the rhino become a dairy farmer? Because it was udderly obsessed with cheese!
9. What did the rhino say to the cheese thief? “You better not brie-lieve it!”
10. What’s a rhino’s favorite bedtime story? The Three Cheese-keteers!
11. Why was the rhino always hanging out in the cheese aisle? It had a case of cheesy cravings!
12. What’s a rhino’s favorite type of music? Cheesy listening!
13. Why did the rhino bring crackers to the cheese party? For some cheesy companions!
14. What do you call a rhino who loves cheese puns? A gouda humorist!
15. Why did the rhino become a cheese sculptor? Because it had a knack for chiseling out cheesy masterpieces!
16. What’s a rhino’s favorite game show? Wheel of Cheese!
17. Why did the rhino wear a cheese costume to the costume party? Because it wanted to brie the life of the party!
18. What did the rhino say when it won the cheese-eating contest? “I’m feeling grate!”
19. Why did the rhino go to the cheese factory? To take a whey-cation!
20. What’s a rhino’s favorite way to say goodbye? “Cheese you later!”

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