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1. Why did the reptile bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What do you call a reptile who is a skilled musician? A croc-a-diddly-dile!
3. Why don’t reptiles like online shopping? Because they prefer to feel the scales before they buy!
4. How do reptiles communicate when they’re feeling romantic? They send each other love hisses!
5. What do you call a reptile who is a detective? An investi-gator!
6. Why was the reptile a great dancer? Because it had some serious scales moves!
7. What did the reptile say to its friend who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, I’ll scale up to your level.”
8. Why did the reptile bring a suitcase to the desert? Because it wanted to see the lizard of Oz!
9. What do you call a reptile who is a stand-up comedian? A hilarious reptilian!
10. Why don’t reptiles play hide and seek with mammals? Because they always find them in a snap!
11. How do reptiles keep their skin looking so good? They shed-ule regular spa days!
12. What do you call a reptile who is excellent at math? A croco-dile genius!
13. Why don’t reptiles get stressed out? Because they know how to keep their cool under pressure!
14. What’s a reptile’s favorite type of movie? Slithery thrillers!
15. Why did the reptile go to school? To become a smooth talker!
16. What do you call a reptile who loves to read? A bookwormy-lizard!
17. Why was the reptile always invited to parties? Because it was a real charmer!
18. What’s a reptile’s favorite type of sandwich? A slithery sub!
19. Why don’t reptiles play cards in the wild? Because there are too many scales involved!
20. What do you call a reptile who loves to dance in the rain? A slippery slider!

1. Why don’t reptiles like online shopping? Because they prefer to “lizard and lounge” instead!
2. What did the chameleon say to the gecko? “You’ve got to be kidding me, I can’t blend in like that!”
3. How does a snake introduce itself in the wild? “Hi, I’m hisss-terious.”
4. Why did the turtle cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
5. What do you call a snake who works for the government? A civil serpent!
6. Why did the alligator wear a vest? Because he wanted to look “in-vest-i-gator-y!”
7. What did the lizard say to its Valentine? “You’re un-frog-gettable!”
8. How do you know if a reptile is good at math? It’s an adder genius!
9. Why did the snake go to school? To improve his hiss-tory!
10. What do you call a lizard who sings? A rock ‘n’ reptile star!
11. Why don’t reptiles play hide and seek? Because they always find a way to blend in!
12. What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meters long? A pi-thon!
13. Why did the lizard bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were “on the rocks”!
14. What’s a reptile’s favorite movie genre? Slither thrillers!
15. Why did the iguana sit on the clock? To be on “lizard time”!
16. How does a turtle send messages? By shellphone!
17. What do you call a lizard that’s a detective? An investi-gator!
18. Why don’t reptiles ever need to worry? Because they’re “cold-bloodedly” cool!
19. What do you call a snake that’s a musician? A hiss-terical guitarist!
20. Why did the gecko start a band? Because he wanted to be a “rock-odile”!

1. Why did the reptile bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
2. What do you call a reptile who works in finance? A wall street lizard!
3. Why was the reptile always calm during exams? Because it had scales to weigh its options!
4. How does a reptile send secret messages? Through a chameleon mail!
5. Why did the reptile become a musician? Because it had scales to play the guitar!
6. What’s a reptile’s favorite subject in school? Hissss-tory!
7. Why don’t reptiles ever get lost? Because they always know their scales!
8. What do you call a reptile with a great sense of humor? A stand-up chameleon!
9. Why did the reptile become a detective? Because it could always shed some light on the case!
10. How does a reptile stay in shape? By doing lizard crunches!
11. What do you call a reptile that’s a master chef? A basilisk cook!
12. Why don’t reptiles ever argue? Because they know how to scale back!
13. What did one reptile say to the other during a race? “Slow and steady wins the terrarium!”
14. Why don’t reptiles play hide and seek? Because they always blend in too well!
15. What’s a reptile’s favorite dance move? The slither shuffle!
16. Why did the reptile start a band? Because it wanted to rock the scales!
17. What do you call a reptile that’s a fashion icon? A trendile!
18. Why did the reptile become a gardener? Because it loves to watch plants grow, just like its scales!
19. What did the reptile say to its crush? “You’ve got me in knots, just like a snake!”
20. Why did the reptile go to school? To improve its hiss-tory!

1. Why did the reptile bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
2. What do you call a reptile who loves to tell jokes? A stand-up chameleon!
3. Why don’t reptiles play hide and seek? Because they always blend in too well!
4. How does a reptile measure its intelligence? In geckos!
5. Why did the reptile become a mathematician? Because it was good at adding scales!
6. What did the reptile say to its friend who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, things will scale up eventually!”
7. Why don’t reptiles make good detectives? Because they always shed their clues!
8. What did one reptile say to the other during an argument? “Let’s hiss and make up!”
9. Why was the reptile so good at basketball? Because it had a mean tail-dribble!
10. How do reptiles communicate secretly? Through slither code!
11. Why don’t reptiles need to carry umbrellas? Because they’re already experts at shedding!
12. What’s a reptile’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Scales!”
13. Why did the reptile go to school? To become a straight A(naconda) student!
14. What do you call a reptile with a great sense of style? A fashion lizard!
15. Why was the reptile invited to every party? Because it was a total crocstar!
16. How do reptiles send mail? By using the ‘snail’ mail service!
17. Why don’t reptiles play cards in the wild? Because there are too many cheetahs!
18. What’s a reptile’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
19. Why did the reptile bring a map to the beach? Because it heard there were sand scales!
20. What’s a reptile’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory!

1. Why did the reptile go to school? Because it wanted to be the head of the class-s-s.
2. What’s a reptile’s favorite game? Crocodile and Seek!
3. How do you make a reptile laugh? Tell it a hiss-terical joke!
4. Why did the lizard bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
5. What did the snake say to its friend after it got a promotion? “I’ve s-s-succeeded!”
6. Why don’t reptiles ever get lost? Because they always find their way with their scales map!
7. What do you call a reptile that works in finance? A cash-lizard!
8. Why was the alligator a good detective? Because it could always track down its prey!
9. How do you throw a party for a group of reptiles? You make sure it’s a reptile dysfunction!
10. Why don’t reptiles ever play hide and seek? Because they always blend in too well!
11. What do you call a reptile who’s a fantastic musician? A croco-darling!
12. Why did the turtle cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
13. What’s a reptile’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory!
14. Why did the snake become a doctor? Because it knew how to shed its patients’ skin problems!
15. What do you call a reptile that’s a great dancer? A salsa-lizard!
16. Why did the reptile bring a suitcase to the zoo? Because it was going on a trip-aconda!
17. What do you call a reptile who’s always on time? A crock-of-clock!
18. Why was the gecko so good at math? Because it knew how to stick to the numbers!
19. How do you communicate with a reptile underwater? With a shell-phone!
20. What did the chameleon say to its friend? “You can’t handle my changing personality!”

1. Why did the chameleon refuse to play hide and seek? Because it was tired of blending in!
2. What do you call a snake who works for the government? A civil serpent!
3. Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!
4. What’s a reptile’s favorite movie? The Lizard of Oz!
5. How does a reptile send mail? With a lizard stamp!
6. Why don’t reptiles like to fight? Because they don’t want to get scaled!
7. What did the snake give his girlfriend? A hiss!
8. Why did the lizard bring a ladder to the reptile party? Because he heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
9. What do you get when you cross a reptile and a snowman? Frostbite!
10. Why did the alligator wear a vest? Because he wanted to look in-vest-ed!
11. How do you know if a reptile is a good dancer? It’s got slick moves!
12. What do you call a reptile with a good sense of humor? A pun-dle of joy!
13. Why did the turtle get in trouble at school? Because he was too shellfish with his snacks!
14. What do you call a lizard who sings country music? A gecko-ry singer!
15. Why did the snake become a doctor? Because he wanted to work in the ER (Emergency Reptile)!
16. What did the reptile say when it lost its tail? “It’s all behind me now!”
17. Why don’t reptiles play cards in the wild? Because of all the cheetahs!
18. What do you call a reptile who is a detective? An investi-gator!
19. Why was the gecko crying? Because he lost his tail… again!
20. How does a lizard measure its food? In scales!

1. Why did the gecko bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What did the snake say to his crush? “Are you a mouse? Because you’ve got me feeling a-sssslither.”
3. Why don’t reptiles ever get in trouble? Because they always know how to cover their tracks!
4. How does a chameleon flirt? He blends in and then slowly reveals his true colors.
5. What do you call a lizard who’s a rockstar? A croc ‘n’ roller!
6. Why did the turtle cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
7. What’s a reptile’s favorite game? Hide and s-s-s-seek!
8. Why did the alligator bring a suitcase to the picnic? Because he heard they were having a snappy meal!
9. Why did the snake become a mathematician? Because he loved to adders and subtractors!
10. What do you call a group of reptiles playing music? A hiss-ter band!
11. Why did the iguana start a gardening business? Because he had a reptile green thumb!
12. Why did the turtle refuse to fight? He didn’t want to shell out for medical bills!
13. What did the lizard say to his friend who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, I’ve got a tail of how things can turn around!”
14. How do you make a snake laugh? You tickle his funny boneless body!
15. What’s a reptile’s favorite type of movie? Slither flicks!
16. Why was the crocodile always so happy? Because he had a jaw-dropping sense of humor!
17. What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory!
18. Why did the turtle bring a straw to the party? Because he heard they were serving slow sips!
19. What’s a reptile’s favorite dessert? Scale-ly pudding!
20. Why did the gecko start a podcast? Because he wanted to share his tales from the wall!

1. Why did the reptile become a stand-up comedian? Because it had a killer sense of “humor-dile”!
2. What do you call a reptile who loves to gamble? A “scale” player!
3. Why don’t reptiles play hide and seek? Because they always find a “tail”!
4. How do reptiles communicate underwater? With “sea-serpent” signals!
5. What’s a reptile’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory!
6. Why did the reptile bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were “scaled”!
7. What do you call a reptile who works in IT? A “Python” programmer!
8. Why don’t reptiles ever get lost? Because they always follow their “cold-blooded” instincts!
9. What do you get when you cross a reptile with a snowman? Frostbite!
10. Why did the reptile go to the doctor? It had a bad case of “scale-itis”!
11. What’s a reptile’s favorite movie genre? Slithery thrillers!
12. Why did the reptile wear sunglasses? Because it wanted to be “un-snake-able”!
13. What’s a reptile’s favorite dessert? “Croco-mousse”!
14. Why don’t reptiles ever argue? They prefer to have “scaled” discussions!
15. What did the reptile say to its friend who was feeling down? “Chin up, scales down!”
16. Why did the reptile refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting a “scale flush”!
17. How do reptiles stay in shape? They do “croco-bics”!
18. What did the reptile say when it bumped into the wall? “I need to scale back on the speed!”
19. Why did the reptile become a musician? Because it had a natural talent for “croco-rock”!
20. What’s a reptile’s favorite type of music? “Cold-blooded” jazz!

1. Why did the snake break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn’t handle hisss commitment!
2. What do you call a reptile who works in a bakery? A croissant-a-dile!
3. Why don’t reptiles ever start a fight? They prefer to stay calm and collective.
4. How do reptiles communicate on the internet? They use a ‘lizard’ network!
5. Why was the lizard invited to all the parties? Because he was always the chameleon of the group!
6. What did the snake say to his stressed friend? “Just rattlesnake it easy!”
7. Why did the reptile bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
8. What do you call a reptile that sings country music? A gecko-ry crooner!
9. Why did the alligator wear a vest? Because he wanted to look ‘in-vest-i-gator’!
10. How do reptiles keep their skin so smooth? They have a strict regimen of ‘scale’ moisturizer!
11. What’s a reptile’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory!
12. Why don’t reptiles play hide and seek with chameleons? Because they always ‘spot’ them!
13. Why did the turtle cross the road? To shell-ebrate his birthday!
14. What do you call a reptile that’s a good dancer? A salsa-gator!
15. Why did the snake become a mathematician? Because he was great at ‘adder’-ition!
16. What did the lizard say to his friend who owed him money? “You better ‘pay’-thon me soon!”
17. Why did the reptile bring a suitcase to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a ‘tail’-gate!
18. What’s a reptile’s favorite kind of movie? A ‘scale’-fic!
19. Why did the crocodile sit at the bottom of the pond? Because he wanted to be ‘in-stream’ fashion!
20. How does a reptile answer the phone? “Ssssssssssssspeak!”

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