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1. If they claim their favorite color is “red flag,” that’s a… well, you know.
2. When their favorite hobby is collecting red flags, you might want to reconsider your relationship status.
3. If they think “red flag” is a carnival game, it’s probably not all fun and games with them.
4. When they say their spirit animal is a red flag, maybe listen to the universe on this one.
5. If their idea of a perfect date involves waving red flags, you might want to wave goodbye.
6. When their ex says they come with a lot of baggage, and it’s all red flags, consider booking a solo trip.
7. If they have a red flag tattoo, it’s probably not just a fashion statement.
8. When they have a framed red flag on their wall, it might be a sign to walk out the door.
9. If their go-to dance move is the red flag wave, it’s time to find a new dance partner.
10. When they say “I love red flags” more often than “I love you,” it’s a definite signal.
11. If their ringtone is “Danger Zone” and their wallpaper is a red flag, proceed with caution.
12. When they bring a red flag to your first date, just remember it’s not a gift, it’s a warning.
13. If their favorite holiday is International Red Flag Day, you might want to mark your calendar for a breakup.
14. When they have a red flag-themed wardrobe, it’s probably time to dress for a quick exit.
15. If they say “Red flags are just misunderstood,” they might be hiding behind one.
16. When they think a bouquet of red flags is romantic, it’s a good idea to run for the hills.
17. If their nickname in college was “The Red Flag,” take it as a hint from their past.
18. When their motto is “Better red flag than dead,” it’s time to choose life over strife.
19. If their favorite movie is “50 Shades of Red Flags,” you might not want a sequel.
20. When their red flag collection has a museum, it’s best to avoid becoming an exhibit.

1. If they have a red flag emoji next to your name in their phone, it’s not because you’re a VIP.
2. When they say they love to play capture the flag, and they always pick red, you might be the one captured.
3. If they bring a red flag to your birthday party, they’re not celebrating you, they’re warning everyone else.
4. When their profile picture is just a red flag, at least they’re honest.
5. If their job title is “Professional Red Flag Waver,” you might want to see their references.
6. When their favorite band is the Red Flags, it’s not just indie music, it’s a sign.
7. If they text you “Good morning, red flag!” it’s a wake-up call you should heed.
8. When their idea of a good time is a red flag parade, it’s a celebration you should skip.
9. If their car has a red flag bumper sticker, they’re probably signaling more than their driving habits.
10. When they think red flags are a part of feng shui, your relationship might need some serious rearranging.
11. If their favorite book is “Red Flags for Dummies,” it’s a chapter you don’t want to start.
12. When they serve you red flag cookies, it’s best to pass on dessert and the relationship.
13. If they collect red flags from different countries, it’s not a hobby, it’s a hazard.
14. When their alarm clock is a red flag siren, it’s time to wake up and smell the danger.
15. If their social media bio says “Connoisseur of Red Flags,” it’s not an endorsement you want.
16. When they say they have a sixth sense for red flags, believe them—just don’t be the next one they sense.
17. If their calendar is marked with red flags instead of holidays, it’s a schedule conflict waiting to happen.
18. When they wear a red flag costume for Halloween, it’s not just spooky, it’s prophetic.
19. If they name their pet Red Flag, it’s a hint that might be barking up the right tree.
20. When their Wi-Fi password is “RedFlag123,” it’s a signal that should never connect.

1. If they ask you to ignore the red flags, they’re probably hiding the biggest one.
2. When they say, “Red is just my favorite color,” it’s a good time to ask, “Is flag your second?”
3. If their favorite sport is flag football and they always choose red, they might be signaling something.
4. When their life motto is “Wave your red flags high,” it’s not just a confidence boost—it’s a warning beacon.
5. If they tell you red flags are just “spicy green flags,” they’re definitely hot to handle.
6. When they start a conversation with “Don’t mind the red flags,” be prepared for a marathon of minding.
7. If they have a playlist called “Red Flag Anthems,” you might want to skip that track.
8. When they say, “My ex said I was full of red flags,” consider it a verified review.
9. If their phone case is a red flag pattern, it’s a handy warning you shouldn’t ignore.
10. When they claim, “Red flags are just misunderstood,” they’re definitely trying to rebrand disaster.
11. If their social media bio says, “Walking red flag,” it’s best to unfollow before you even follow.
12. When their favorite chess piece is the red flag, it’s time to checkmate out of there.
13. If they say, “Red flags are my love language,” it’s a dialect you don’t need to learn.
14. When their favorite flower is a red flag, they’re probably not bringing you roses.
15. If they believe red flags are lucky charms, it’s time to take your fortune elsewhere.
16. When their dating profile mentions, “Expert in red flags,” they’re not talking about their education.
17. If their favorite board game is “Risk,” and they always play with the red pieces, consider it strategic foreshadowing.
18. When they say, “Red flags make life exciting,” you might be in for a roller coaster you didn’t sign up for.
19. If their favorite movie genre is “Red Flag Romance,” it’s a genre you should skip.
20. When they say, “Red flags are just passion,” remember that passion without caution leads to combustion.

1. If they keep a scrapbook of their exes, that’s a red flag. Or a museum exhibit.
2. If their idea of a healthy relationship is 5% trust and 95% Wi-Fi, that’s a red flag.
3. If they bring a referee to your dates to track infractions, that’s a red flag.
4. If their car’s bumper sticker says, “I brake for drama,” that’s a red flag.
5. If their hobby is collecting restraining orders, that’s a red flag.
6. If their favorite color is “manipulative red,” that’s a red flag.
7. If they have a tattoo that says, “Trust issues,” that’s a red flag.
8. If their alarm clock is set to “snooze on commitment,” that’s a red flag.
9. If their nickname for you is “Next Victim,” that’s a red flag.
10. If their favorite holiday is “Gaslight Day,” that’s a red flag.
11. If they list “emotional rollercoaster” under special skills, that’s a red flag. If they write their diary in invisible ink, that’s a red flag.

12. If their wardrobe is 50 shades of denial, that’s a red flag.
13. If their catchphrase is, “What’s yours is mine, what’s mine is mine,” that’s a red flag.
14. If their family crest is two red flags crossing, that’s a red flag.
15. If they suggest a prenup for your first date, that’s a red flag. If they call you “temporary,” that’s a red flag.

16. If their idea of a romantic gesture is changing your passwords, that’s a red flag.

1. He showed up on our first date with a detailed PowerPoint presentation on how to be the perfect girlfriend. It even included a color-coded chart on daily check-ins. I knew then and there that was a red flag.
2. When she said she had a collection of souvenirs from her past relationships, I thought she meant ticket stubs and postcards. Turns out, it was their hair, neatly labeled and stored in jars. Definitely a red flag.
3. He insisted we watch a documentary about the history of red flags on our second date. The weird part was he narrated the whole thing like he was the subject matter expert. That was a red flag.
4. When she introduced me to her pet iguana and told me it was named “Jealousy,” I thought it was quirky. Then she said it likes to bite anyone who comes too close to her. Red flag.
5. He showed me his basement, which was decorated with hundreds of red flags. He called it his “Red Flag Room” and said he likes to reflect on past mistakes. It was an actual red flag.
6. She insisted we synchronize our calendars down to the minute and wanted me to share my location at all times. When I asked why, she said it’s to avoid any “trust issues.” Red flag.
7. He had a scrapbook titled “Reasons Why You Should Never Leave Me.” Each page was more unsettling than the last, with pictures of us and hypothetical scenarios. That was a giant red flag.
8. She made me fill out a compatibility questionnaire before our second date, complete with essay questions and a multiple-choice section. When I didn’t score 100%, she said we needed to “work on me.” Red flag.
9. He insisted on writing up a “relationship contract” detailing how many texts and calls per day were required, including a clause for penalties if not adhered to. That was a red flag.
10. She took me to her favorite café and introduced me to the barista as her “future ex-boyfriend.” I thought she was joking, but the barista gave me a sympathetic look. Red flag.
11. He brought a friend along on our date to take notes and give him feedback later. The friend even had a checklist. That was definitely a red flag.
12. She had a habit of ending every argument with, “This is just the beginning of the end.” It felt like she was already planning our breakup. Major red flag.
13. He asked for my social media passwords so he could “manage our online image.” When I refused, he called me secretive. Red flag.
14. She said she prefers relationships where one person makes all the decisions, and then handed me a list of all the decisions she’d already made for us. That was a red flag.
15. He kept referring to his exes as “failed projects” and had a whiteboard in his apartment with my name under “Current Project.” That was a red flag.
16. She invited me to a family dinner where everyone had matching “Team Red Flag” t-shirts. They all welcomed me as “the new recruit.” Red flag.
17. He insisted on a daily “relationship evaluation meeting” where we’d go over any minor issues and rate each other’s performance. That was a red flag.
18. She had a photo album filled with pictures of red flags she’d seen in relationships, each with detailed captions. She added one of us on our second date. That was a red flag.
19. He carried around a little notebook where he recorded all my perceived mistakes and would read them back to me weekly. That was a red flag.
20. She said she liked to play “trust games” and blindfolded me before leading me to a room filled with red flags hanging from the ceiling. When I asked what the game was, she said, “This is the game.” Red flag.

1. Why did the tomato carry a red flag? Because it didn’t want to be in a ketchup situation!
2. Why did the red flag join the soccer game? To help everyone spot the offsides!
3. Why did the scarecrow wave a red flag in the field? To warn the crows about his fashion choices!
4. What did the red flag say to the green flag? “Stop right there, buddy!”
5. Why did the cow carry a red flag to school? To show everyone it was a real moo-d alert!
6. Why was the red flag always calm? Because it knew when to raise a ruckus!
7. Why did the red flag break up with the yellow flag? It saw too many caution signs!
8. Why did the red flag become a traffic signal? It always knew when to stop!
9. Why did the bicycle bring a red flag? For a wheel-y good safety measure!
10. Why did the pirate refuse to sail with a red flag? Because it knew it was a sign of trouble a-boat!
11. Why did the red flag go to the bakery? To warn everyone about the dough-n’t!
12. Why did the teddy bear have a red flag? It was on the lookout for picnic poachers!
13. Why did the red flag sit in the front row? To make sure it could stop any show-stoppers!
14. Why did the red flag go to school? To help the students stop and think!
15. Why did the red flag take a nap? To be ready for any wake-up calls!
16. Why did the red flag visit the doctor? It wanted to check for any alarming signals!
17. Why did the computer keep a red flag nearby? To stop any virus from crashing the party!
18. Why did the playground have a red flag? To make sure everyone knew when to stop monkeying around!
19. Why did the chef wave a red flag in the kitchen? To signal a culinary emergency!
20. Why did the red flag stay away from the bull? It didn’t want to be in a stampede of trouble!

1. Why did the dating app add a red flag feature? To help users swipe left on disaster!
2. Why did the stockbroker wave a red flag? To warn about the bull market’s horns!
3. Why did the red flag refuse to go on a blind date? It saw too many warning signs!
4. Why did the wine connoisseur carry a red flag? To signal a full-bodied catastrophe!
5. Why did the job interviewer bring a red flag? To avoid hiring a walking resume gap!
6. Why did the therapist bring a red flag to sessions? To point out emotional hazards ahead!
7. Why did the lawyer wave a red flag in court? To object to a trainwreck of a case!
8. Why did the red flag join the fitness club? To warn everyone about the treadmill of bad habits!
9. Why did the chef keep a red flag in the kitchen? To stop any recipe from going up in flames!
10. Why did the red flag join the marketing team? To catch all the misleading fine print!
11. Why did the gambler always carry a red flag? To fold before it was too late!
12. Why did the red flag get promoted in the office? It was great at stopping all red-tape nonsense!
13. Why did the red flag attend the finance seminar? To raise awareness of risky investments!
14. Why did the realtor wave a red flag during a showing? To highlight the money pit!
15. Why did the bartender keep a red flag handy? To know when to cut off the party!
16. Why did the red flag enroll in acting classes? To avoid drama behind the scenes!
17. Why did the investor wave a red flag at the pitch meeting? To spot a sinking ship early!
18. Why did the red flag attend couples therapy? To help navigate relationship icebergs!
19. Why did the software developer keep a red flag on their desk? To debug life’s glitches!
20. Why did the festival organizer carry a red flag? To prevent a logistical nightmare from striking!

1. Why did the red flag go to therapy? Because it had too many issues waving around.
2. What do you call a red flag in a race? A sign to slow down your expectations.
3. Why did the red flag apply for a job? It wanted to be a full-time deal breaker.
4. What did the red flag say to the green flag? “You’re always so positive, it’s suspicious!”
5. Why don’t red flags ever get sunburned? They’re always in shady situations.
6. What did the red flag say to the commitment? “I’m here to complicate things.”
7. Why did the red flag start a podcast? To talk about all the toxic relationships it’s been in.
8. What’s a red flag’s favorite hobby? Waving away potential.
9. Why did the red flag break up with the rainbow? Too many mixed signals.
10. How do red flags get around? They hitchhike on people’s bad decisions.
11. Why did the red flag get a promotion? It excelled at making everything problematic.
12. What’s a red flag’s favorite type of music? Warning signs and sirens.
13. Why did the red flag go on vacation? To raise alarms in new places.
14. What did the red flag say at the party? “I’m here for the drama.”
15. Why do red flags hate yoga? They can’t stand being in a good place for too long.
16. What did the red flag text back? “Can’t talk now, causing chaos.”
17. Why do red flags make bad chefs? They always ruin the recipe with toxic ingredients.
18. What’s a red flag’s favorite game? Hide and Seek… but mostly Seek.
19. Why do red flags never play fair? Because they’re always looking for loopholes.
20. What’s a red flag’s favorite movie genre? Suspense and horror, of course.

1. Why did the red flag go to the dairy aisle? To find a gouda excuse to leave.
2. What do you call a red flag that’s a cheese connoisseur? A cheddar skeptic.
3. Why did the red flag love cheese puns? Because they were brie-lliant at creating drama.
4. What’s a red flag’s favorite cheese? Anything that’s not too mature.
5. Why did the red flag avoid Swiss cheese? Too many holes in its stories.
6. What did the red flag say to the nachos? “I’m nacho type, but I’ll make it complicated.”
7. Why did the red flag invite cheese to the party? To add some cheddar to the mix.
8. What’s a red flag’s favorite cheese joke? “This relationship is grate, but let’s add some conflict.”
9. Why don’t red flags eat string cheese? They can’t handle unraveling the truth.
10. What did the red flag say to the mozzarella? “You make my heart melt… then complicate things.”
11. Why did the red flag break up with the cheese wheel? It couldn’t handle a well-rounded relationship.
12. How do red flags eat cheese? With a side of suspicion and a sprinkle of doubt.
13. Why did the red flag avoid blue cheese? Too many unresolved issues.
14. What’s a red flag’s favorite snack? Cheese and whine.
15. Why did the red flag love mac and cheese? Because it’s full of cheesy goodness and drama.
16. What did the red flag say during the cheese festival? “I’m just here to stir things up.”
17. Why are red flags bad at making cheese? They always curdle under pressure.
18. What’s a red flag’s favorite type of pizza? One with extra red flags and jalapeños for added spice.
19. Why did the red flag visit the cheese factory? To inspect for emotional baggage.
20. What did the red flag say to the feta? “You’re so crumbly, just like my trust issues.”

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