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1. Why did the queen go to therapy? She needed to address her crown issues.
2. What did the queen say to her coffee? “You reign over my mornings!”
3. How does the queen keep her castle cool? She uses a royal fan.
4. Why did the queen bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.
5. What’s a queen’s favorite kind of music? Bee-thoven.
6. Why did the queen sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the kingdom’s website.
7. How does the queen communicate with her subjects? She uses her realm-mote control.
8. What’s a queen’s favorite app? Reign-bow Six Siege.
9. Why did the queen become a gardener? She wanted to grow a monarchy.
10. How does the queen fix a broken heart? With a royal flush.
11. What did the queen say to her mirror? “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most regal of them all?”
12. Why did the queen go to space? She wanted to be the first monarch on the moon.
13. What do you call a queen who can rap? Her Majesty the Rhyme-a-lot.
14. Why did the queen bring a pencil to the throne? To draw her sword.
15. How does the queen stay in shape? She does the royal jog-steps.
16. Why did the queen bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the throne.
17. What’s a queen’s favorite fruit? A royal blueberry.
18. How does the queen take her tea? Very seriously.
19. What did the queen say to her chauffeur? “Take me to the realm of possibilities.”
20. Why did the queen start a band? She wanted to rock the monarchy.

1. Why did the queen bring a ladder to the comedy club? She wanted to reach the throne of humor.
2. What did the queen say when she won the lottery? “I guess I’m the queen of good fortune now!”
3. How does the queen type so fast? She has a royal keyboard with a quick ‘reign’ button.
4. Why did the queen become a detective? She wanted to solve the case of the missing crown jewels.
5. What’s a queen’s favorite dance move? The royal shuffle.
6. Why did the queen go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they had a great catch of the day.
7. What did the queen say to her chef? “Make it reign in the kitchen!”
8. How does the queen keep her hair in place? With a sovereign hairspray.
9. What’s a queen’s favorite game? Chess, because she loves a good checkmate.
10. Why did the queen take up gardening? She wanted to grow a kingdom of vegetables.
11. What did the queen say to the court jester? “You’re the jest in the kingdom!”
12. How does the queen take her coffee? With a splash of majesty.
13. Why did the queen open a bakery? She wanted to make the best ‘royal’ pastries in town.
14. What’s a queen’s favorite joke? Anything with a good ‘crown’ punchline.
15. Why did the queen join a rock band? She wanted to be the reigning queen of rock and roll.
16. What’s a queen’s favorite exercise? The royal wave – it’s great for the arms!
17. Why did the queen become a magician? She wanted to pull a kingdom out of a hat.
18. What did the queen say to her GPS? “Take me to the throne, and don’t spare the carriage!”
19. Why did the queen start a YouTube channel? She wanted to go viral with her ‘queenly’ antics.
20. How does the queen organize her schedule? With a royal planner, of course!

1. Why did the queen go to the comedy club? To rule the audience with her royal jokes!
2. How does the queen organize a fantastic party? She puts on her crown and lets the royal-tea flow!
3. What’s a queen’s favorite type of music? Bee-thoven symphonies!
4. Why did the queen bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
5. What do you call a queen with a sense of humor? Her Majesty, the Laugh-ar!
6. How does the queen keep her hair in place? With her royal highnesspray!
7. Why did the queen bring a pencil to the throne? To draw her own conclusions!
8. What’s a queen’s favorite exercise? The royal jog-ularity!
9. Why did the queen bring a map to the palace? She wanted to reign over her territory!
10. What’s a queen’s favorite dessert? Crownies!
11. Why did the queen become a gardener? She wanted to grow her own royal-ty!
12. How does the queen apologize? She says, “I’m re-gin-ally sorry!”
13. What’s the queen’s favorite dance? The royal shuffle!
14. Why did the queen start a bakery? She wanted to make sure everyone got a “piece” of the crown!
15. What’s a queen’s favorite game? Chess – she loves a good coronation!
16. Why did the queen become a musician? She wanted to rule the charts!
17. How does the queen communicate with her subjects? Through her royal-iPhone!
18. Why did the queen bring a mirror to the palace? To reflect on her reign!
19. What’s a queen’s favorite type of humor? Regal wit!
20. Why did the queen become a detective? She wanted to solve the crown jewels mystery!

1. Why did the queen bring a ladder to the royal bakery? She wanted to make high-crust pies!
2. How does the queen fix a broken heart? With a royal seamstress!
3. What’s a queen’s favorite kind of humor? Reigny-day jokes!
4. Why did the queen become a chef? She wanted to rule the kitchen!
5. What do you call a queen who loves gardening? The Queen of Thorns!
6. Why did the queen bring a camera to the palace? To capture her royal-tea moments!
7. How does the queen apologize? She says, “I’m throne-y, forgive me!”
8. What’s a queen’s favorite movie genre? Throne-coming dramas!
9. Why did the queen start a band? She wanted to rock the royal stage!
10. What’s a queen’s favorite type of footwear? Crown heels!
11. Why did the queen bring a dictionary to the castle? To spell out her royal demands!
12. How does the queen exercise? With her royal-jump rope!
13. What’s a queen’s favorite game? Chess – she loves a quick coronation!
14. Why did the queen bring a flashlight to the palace? To find her way to the throne in the dark!
15. How does the queen make decisions? She takes the crown-troversial route!
16. What’s a queen’s favorite dance move? The royal shimmy!
17. Why did the queen bring a map to her speech? To navigate through the royal-prompter!
18. What’s a queen’s favorite app? CrownSnap – for royal selfies!
19. Why did the queen become a detective? She wanted to solve the crown jewel mystery in a jiffy!
20. How does the queen relax? With a cup of chamomile and a good royal-laxation!

1. Why did the queen bring a ladder to the chess tournament? Because she heard the stakes were high!
2. What’s a queen’s favorite board game? Monarch-opoly!
3. How does a queen keep her castle cool? She uses royal fans!
4. Why did the queen go to therapy? She needed to work on her reign of emotions!
5. What do you call a queen with a sense of humor? A royal jest-er!
6. Why did the queen visit the beekeeper? She wanted to learn the buzziness of ruling!
7. What did the queen say to her subjects during the heatwave? “Stay crown-cool, my loyal subjects!”
8. Why did the queen become a chef? She wanted to rule the kitchen with a spatula!
9. How does a queen keep her skin looking flawless? She uses the royal “reign”-juvenation cream!
10. What’s a queen’s favorite kind of music? Bee-thoven symphonies!
11. Why did the queen go to space? She wanted to be the first monarch on the moon and claim it as her kingdom!
12. What do you call a queen who can juggle? A monarch with a royal flair!
13. How did the queen fix her broken crown? With a royal craftsman – he was a real crown-mender!
14. What’s a queen’s favorite exercise? The royal jog-steps!
15. Why did the queen bring a pencil to the throne? To draw her own conclusions!
16. What did the queen say to her mirror? “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest ruler of them all?”
17. Why did the queen become a gardener? She wanted to grow her own reign-bows!
18. How does a queen communicate with underwater creatures? She uses her royal shell-phone!
19. What’s a queen’s favorite mode of transportation? Her royal carriage-avan!
20. Why did the queen enroll in a dance class? She wanted to learn the royal cha-cha-cha!

1. Why did the queen bring a pencil to class? To draw her royal subjects!
2. How does the queen fix her hair? With a regal comb and crown-ditioner!
3. What did the queen say to the misbehaving prince? “You’re on the throne of punishment!”
4. Why did the queen go to school? To rule the spelling bee!
5. How does the queen text her friends? With her royal emoji-ji keyboard!
6. What’s a queen’s favorite subject in school? Recess – she loves to rule the playground!
7. Why did the queen take a ladder to kindergarten? She heard it was a high-stakes castle-building class!
8. What’s a queen’s favorite game at playtime? Monarch and minions!
9. Why did the queen bring a map to school? To learn about her realm geography!
10. What’s a queen’s favorite bedtime story? The Crown-princess and the Pea!
11. Why did the queen invite a dragon to the royal tea party? To add a little “fire” to the festivities!
12. What did the queen say to her kid when it was time for bed? “It’s time for your beauty sleep, my little royal highness!”
13. How does the queen like her cereal? With a crown-ucopia of toppings!
14. Why did the queen bring a backpack to the throne room? She wanted to rule with her royal supplies!
15. What’s a queen’s favorite dance move? The royal twirl-and-curl!
16. Why did the queen become a magician? She wanted to turn her subjects into adorable bunny rabbits!
17. What did the queen say when her kid asked for a bedtime story? “Once upon a tiara, in a land far, far away…”
18. Why did the queen bring a teddy bear to the palace? To have a royal cuddle-buddy!
19. What’s a queen’s favorite vegetable? Crown broccoli!
20. Why did the queen go to the amusement park? She wanted to ride the royal rollercoaster!

1. Why did the queen break up with her royal chef? He couldn’t make a decent crown-nut soup!
2. What’s the queen’s favorite type of music? Reign and blues!
3. How does the queen stay fit? She does the royal treadmill – it’s a real throne workout!
4. Why did the queen start a podcast? She wanted to share her royal thoughts and crownversations!
5. What’s the queen’s favorite kind of coffee? Majespresso!
6. Why did the queen go to therapy? Her crown chakra needed realignment!
7. How does the queen deal with stress? She practices deep royal meditation!
8. What’s the queen’s favorite TV show? Game of Crowns!
9. Why did the queen start a band? She wanted to be the lead singer of the monarchy!
10. How does the queen take her tea? With a splash of scepter-sugar!
11. Why did the queen start a fashion line? She wanted to rule the runway!
12. What’s the queen’s favorite exercise class? Pilates, because it’s all about core-gal strength!
13. Why did the queen get a second job as a comedian? She wanted to rule the stand-up scene!
14. How does the queen unwind after a long day? A hot bath with royal bath-bombs!
15. Why did the queen become a detective? She wanted to solve the mystery of the missing crown jewels!
16. What’s the queen’s favorite type of chocolate? Crownuts and Bolts!
17. Why did the queen hire a personal trainer? She wanted to get a regal physique!
18. How does the queen organize her schedule? With a royal planner-archy!
19. Why did the queen start a vlog? She wanted to give her subjects a glimpse into her daily reign!
20. What’s the queen’s favorite social media platform? Crownstagram!

1. Why did the queen become a beekeeper? She wanted to be the queen bee of her own hive!
2. What’s a queen’s favorite type of bread? Crownchy toast!
3. How does the queen organize her closet? With a monarchy!
4. Why did the queen go to the dentist? She needed a royal crown check!
5. What’s a queen’s favorite pizza topping? Crown-diments!
6. Why did the queen start a garden? She wanted to grow her own “reign”-bows!
7. What did the queen say when her kid asked for dessert? “Have some royal pudding, my sweet!”
8. Why did the queen start a bakery? She wanted to be the queen of tarts!
9. What’s a queen’s favorite dance move? The monarch mash!
10. Why did the queen become a judge? She wanted to reign over the court!
11. What’s a queen’s favorite candy? Crownch!
12. Why did the queen go to the pet store? She wanted to adopt a royal corgi!
13. What did the queen say when she made a mistake? “Oops, I guess even queens have their monarchy moments!”
14. Why did the queen become a painter? She wanted to brush up on her royal portraits!
15. What’s a queen’s favorite board game? Chess – she loves to rule the checkered kingdom!
16. Why did the queen start a book club? She wanted to reign over the literary realm!
17. What did the queen say when she couldn’t find her crown? “I guess it’s a royal mystery!”
18. Why did the queen become a meteorologist? She wanted to reign over the weather forecast!
19. What’s a queen’s favorite ice cream flavor? Crownilla!
20. Why did the queen bring a ladder to the library? She wanted to reach the highest shelf and claim it as her own!

1. What do you call a cheesy queen? Brie-atric majesty!
2. Why did the queen bring a cheese platter to the royal ball? She wanted to show off her gouda moves!
3. How does the queen greet her subjects? “Gouda evening, my cheesy companions!”
4. What’s a queen’s favorite type of cheese? Crown-brie!
5. Why did the cheese go to the queen’s coronation? It wanted to be a part of the royal spread!
6. What did the queen say to the cheesy joke? “That’s so feta-stic!”
7. Why did the queen start a cheese blog? She wanted to share her royal cheese-perience!
8. How does the queen make her cheese extra regal? She adds a pinch of majestyrella!
9. What’s a queen’s favorite movie? The Brie-f Princess!
10. Why did the queen’s cheese break up with the cracker? It found someone more grate-ful!
11. What’s a queen’s favorite dance at the cheese ball? The cha-cheddar-cha!
12. Why did the cheese propose to the queen? It wanted to be part of a royal wed-camembert!
13. What did the cheesy knight say to the queen? “I’m here to protect and serve… the cheddar!”
14. How does the queen express her love for cheese? “You’re the brie-est thing that ever happened to me!”
15. What did the queen say when she won the cheese-tasting competition? “It’s gouda be me!”
16. Why did the queen become a cheesemonger? She wanted to rule the dairy-archy!
17. What’s a queen’s favorite way to eat cheese? Crown-pcakes with a side of brie-con!
18. Why did the cheesy musician play at the queen’s banquet? Because he was the lord of the strings and the duke of dairy!
19. What did the cheesy jester say to the queen? “I’m here to make you laugh, your cheese-cellency!”
20. Why did the queen bring a wheel of cheese to the royal meeting? She wanted to have a gouda discussion!

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