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1. Why did the pyramid refuse to play cards? It was scared of getting a Sphinx up its sleeve!
2. Why was the pyramid always calm? It knew how to keep its pharaoh-cious temper under wraps!
3. How do pyramids send secret messages? They use hieroglyph-mail!
4. Why did the mummy call the pyramid its BFF? Because it always had its back wrapped!
5. What did the pyramid say to the sun? “You’re making me Sphinx in all the right places!”
6. Why did the pyramid get a job in construction? It wanted to help people build up their lives!
7. How do pyramids stay in shape? They lift blocks and practice pharaoh-bics!
8. What’s a pyramid’s favorite kind of music? Rock and pharaoh-roll!
9. Why did the pyramid apply for a loan? It needed a little mummy to Sphinx-vest in itself!
10. How do pyramids get around? They take the Pharaoh-fast express!
11. Why do pyramids always tell the best stories? Because they’re full of ancient plots!
12. What’s a pyramid’s favorite game? Blockbusters!
13. Why did the pyramid break up with the cube? It was tired of all the square arguments!
14. What’s a pyramid’s favorite dessert? Pharaoheos and milk!
15. Why are pyramids such great leaders? They have a point and always stand tall!
16. What’s a pyramid’s favorite kind of tea? Pyramid-mint!
17. How did the pyramid win the race? It took a Sphinx-quisite shortcut!
18. Why do pyramids never get lost? They always know how to stay on point!
19. What did the pyramid say to the archaeologist? “You dig me? I dig you too!”
20. Why did the pyramid blush? It saw the mummy unwrapped!

1. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh refuse to build any more pyramids? Because he was tired of all the sarcophagus-us!
2. What did the mummy say to the pyramid? “You’ve really got a point.”
3. Why did the archaeologist go broke? He spent all his money on buying mini pyramids – he said he wanted to “invest in a little tomb-stone”.
4. Why was the pyramid good at sports? Because it had a solid foundation for basketball!
5. What do you call a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!
6. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
7. What’s a pyramid’s favorite dance move? The “mummy shuffle”!
8. What did the mommy pyramid say to the baby pyramid? “Quit being so triangular!”
9. How do you make a pyramid laugh? Tell it a giza-r joke!
10. Why did the pharaoh go to school? To improve his “mummy-tation” skills!
11. Why did the archaeologist get detention? Because he couldn’t stop “tomb-ing” around in class!
12. What do you call a pyramid who can’t stop talking about itself? An egotri-angle!
13. Why was the pyramid so popular? Because it had a great “pharoah-mone” balance!
14. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap music, of course!
15. Why did the mummy become a detective? Because it was good at “unwrapping” mysteries!
16. What do you get when you cross a pyramid with a ghost? A spook-tacle!
17. Why did the Egyptian god Thoth never get invited to pyramid parties? Because he always brought too many papyrus rolls!
18. Why did the mummy get a job at the bakery? Because it was great at “wrapping” up pastries!
19. What do you call a pyramid that tells jokes? A “pun”-eant!
20. Why did the Sphinx stop telling riddles? Because it was too much of a “headache”!

1. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh go to business school? To learn how to pyramid scheme!
2. What do you call a group of mummies trying to build a pyramid? A sarcophagus crew!
3. Why did the archaeologist break up with the pyramid? It had too many secrets, and he couldn’t handle the pressure!
4. How do mummies keep in touch? They use their sarcophaguses to pyramid scheme each other!
5. What did the Sphinx say to the pyramid? “You’re such a square, always pointing towards the sky!”
6. Why did the Egyptian architect get a promotion? Because his designs were always on point, just like a pyramid!
7. Why did the mummy go to therapy? He felt like his life was stuck in a pyramid scheme!
8. What’s a pharaoh’s favorite type of humor? Pyramid schemes, of course!
9. Why was the pyramid always calm? Because it had a solid foundation and no pressure points!
10. How do mummies stay organized? They use pyramid-shaped calendars!
11. What did the archaeologist say to the pyramid? “You’re a real gem in the sands of time!”
12. Why was the mummy bad at relationships? He kept getting wrapped up in his own pyramid schemes!
13. What did the Sphinx say to the pyramid when it got too cocky? “Don’t get too pointy-headed now!”
14. Why was the pyramid so popular at parties? Because it always knew how to get the mummies wrapped up in its charm!
15. What do you call a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap music, of course, with a pyramid beat!
16. Why did the pharaoh go broke? He invested all his gold in a failing pyramid scheme!
17. Why did the archaeologist become a comedian? He had a talent for unearthing ancient jokes about pyramids!
18. How did the mummy feel after getting a promotion? On top of the pyramid, of course!
19. What’s a pyramid’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a plot that builds up to a climax!
20. Why did the mummy refuse to go camping? He was afraid of getting wrapped up in a pyramid tent!

1. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh go to the optometrist? To get a better pyramid view.
2. What did the archaeologist say when he found a tiny pyramid? “Looks like someone had high aspirations.”
3. Why was the pyramid bad at relationships? It always had too many layers.
4. How did the ancient Egyptians throw a party? They pyramid up!
5. Why don’t mummies ever get lost? They always know where the pyramid is.
6. What did the Sphinx say to the pyramid? “You’re looking sharp today!”
7. Why was the math book sad at the Egyptian library? It couldn’t find the pyramid’s volume.
8. Why don’t Egyptian chefs make pyramid-shaped desserts? They always collapse under the pressure.
9. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap music, but they’ll settle for a pyramid song.
10. Why did the camel go to the top of the pyramid? It wanted to reach its peak performance.
11. How did the ancient Egyptians navigate the desert? They followed the pyramid schemes.
12. Why did the mummy become an archaeologist? It wanted to find its roots in the pyramid.
13. What’s a pharaoh’s favorite day of the week? Pyramiday!
14. Why did the Sphinx stop talking to the pyramid? It couldn’t handle the pyramid’s sarcophagus humor.
15. What do you call a pharaoh who’s afraid of heights? A pyramid-phobe.
16. Why did the archaeologist bring a ladder to the pyramid? To take his research to new heights.
17. What do you call a mummy’s favorite type of joke? Pyramid puns, of course!
18. Why don’t mummies ever take vacations? They’re always wrapped up in pyramid schemes.
19. Why did the archaeologist bring a map to the pyramid? Because he didn’t want to get lost in de-nile.
20. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of exercise? Pyramid push-ups!

1. Why did the pyramid get a job? Because it wanted to climb the corporate hieroglyphics!
2. Why don’t pyramids make good secret agents? Because they always have a point to make!
3. Why was the pyramid always calm? It knew how to keep its apex together!
4. What do you call a pyramid who tells jokes? A Pharaoh-dy!
5. Why did the pyramid refuse to play cards? It couldn’t handle being dealt a bad hand!
6. Why did the pyramid get a new roof? Because the old one was a little too triangular!
7. Why did the pyramid break up with the cone? Because it was tired of all the circular arguments!
8. Why don’t pyramids ever get lost? They always know which way is up!
9. Why did the pyramid bring a ladder to the bar? To reach the high spirits!
10. Why did the pyramid go to therapy? It had too many underlying issues!
11. Why did the pyramid take up yoga? To get its angles in alignment!
12. Why was the pyramid always invited to parties? It really knew how to elevate the atmosphere!
13. Why did the pyramid visit the dentist? It had a cavity in its history!
14. Why do pyramids make bad pets? Because they’re always trying to get to the top!
15. Why did the pyramid apply for a loan? It wanted to invest in a pointy business!
16. Why did the pyramid sit in the sun? To get a little tan-gerine!
17. Why did the pyramid write a book? It had a storied past!
18. Why did the pyramid get an award? For its outstanding structure!
19. Why did the pyramid become an artist? It loved to make things pop up!
20. Why was the pyramid good at math? It always got to the root of the problem!

1. Why did the mummy go to school? To learn how to be a pyramid scholar!
2. What do you call a funny pyramid? A giggle-a-mid!
3. Why was the pyramid so smart? It always made the right angles!
4. Why did the pyramid get a dog? To have a paw-some companion!
5. What do you get when you cross a pyramid with a kangaroo? A jumpyramid!
6. Why did the pyramid get a haircut? It wanted to look sharp!
7. Why was the pyramid always happy? It had a sunny outlook!
8. Why did the pyramid join the band? Because it rocked the triangle!
9. What’s a pyramid’s favorite food? Triangles of cheese!
10. Why don’t pyramids ever get sick? They have a solid immune system!
11. Why did the pyramid go to the beach? To catch some rays!
12. What do you call a pyramid who loves stories? A tale-a-mid!
13. Why did the pyramid bring a flashlight? To shine a light on its mysteries!
14. What’s a pyramid’s favorite dessert? Ice cream cone!
15. Why did the pyramid get a new pair of glasses? To improve its point of view!
16. Why do pyramids love music? Because they enjoy all the notes in the scale!
17. What’s a pyramid’s favorite game? Peek-a-boo-d!
18. Why did the pyramid become an astronaut? To explore new heights!
19. What did the pyramid say to the mountain? “You rock!”
20. Why did the pyramid go to the zoo? To see the giraffes, their tall friends!

1. Why did the pyramid get promoted? It had all the right angles in the business!
2. What did the pyramid say at the bar? “I’ll have a top-shelf drink, please!”
3. Why was the pyramid always successful? It had a solid foundation and knew how to build up!
4. Why don’t pyramids ever need to diet? Because they’re always in shape!
5. Why did the pyramid go to therapy? To work through its complex layers!
6. Why did the pyramid become an entrepreneur? It knew how to structure a great deal!
7. What do pyramids use to stay fresh? Ancient spices and a little bit of sand-alwood!
8. Why did the pyramid refuse to gossip? It preferred to keep its secrets buried!
9. Why did the pyramid write a memoir? To reveal its storied past!
10. Why do pyramids make great partners? They always have your back and never crumble under pressure!
11. Why did the pyramid go to the concert? It wanted to hear some classic rock!
12. Why did the pyramid break up with the cylinder? It couldn’t handle the lack of corners in the relationship!
13. Why did the pyramid start a podcast? To share its point of view with the world!
14. Why do pyramids make great advisors? They know the value of perspective!
15. Why did the pyramid get a new suit? To make a pointed impression at the meeting!
16. Why was the pyramid a good gambler? It always played its cards close to the vest!
17. Why did the pyramid go into politics? To bring some structure to the government!
18. Why did the pyramid join the gym? To keep its edges sharp!
19. Why was the pyramid so confident? It knew it had a lot of depth!
20. Why did the pyramid enroll in a philosophy class? To ponder the meaning of its own existence!

1. Why did the pyramid get a job at the bakery? Because it wanted to rise to the occasion!
2. Why was the pyramid always calm? Because it had a solid foundation!
3. Why did the pyramid refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always stood out!
4. Why don’t pyramids ever get lost? Because they always know which way is up!
5. Why did the pyramid make a great chef? Because it knew how to stack up the flavors!
6. Why did the pyramid get a new hat? To top off its look!
7. Why was the pyramid a good dancer? Because it had some serious moves!
8. Why did the pyramid go to the doctor? It was feeling a little flat!
9. Why did the pyramid win the race? Because it took the shortest route!
10. Why was the pyramid always the life of the party? Because it knew how to pyramid the fun!
11. Why did the pyramid get a makeover? It wanted to show off its new angles!
12. Why was the pyramid always so popular? Because it had a great sense of history!
13. Why did the pyramid become a musician? Because it knew how to hit all the right notes!
14. Why did the pyramid go to the beach? To catch some waves!
15. Why did the pyramid bring a ladder to the concert? To get a better view at the top!
16. Why did the pyramid go to the gym? To work on its pyramid power!
17. Why did the pyramid become a teacher? Because it had a lot of knowledge to pass on!
18. Why did the pyramid become an artist? Because it knew how to draw attention!
19. Why did the pyramid become a comedian? Because it had a great sense of pyramid!
20. Why did the pyramid go to Egypt? To visit its pyramid family!

1. Why did the pyramid break up with its girlfriend? She said it was too triangular!
2. What’s a pyramid’s favorite dance move? The triangle shuffle!
3. Why did the pyramid go to school? To get a degree in geometry!
4. Why did the pyramid go on a diet? It wanted to slim down to a pyramid-lite!
5. What do you call a pyramid who loves to party? A disco-dyramid!
6. Why don’t pyramids ever go on vacation? They’re afraid they’ll get sand in their joints!
7. What do pyramids use to communicate? Hieroglyphic waves!
8. Why did the pyramid get a job as a DJ? Because it knew how to spin some solid tracks!
9. What’s a pyramid’s favorite movie genre? Mummy comedies!
10. Why was the pyramid always invited to dinner parties? It had a knack for stacking appetizers!
11. Why did the pyramid start a band? It wanted to be the king of the rock scene!
12. Why did the pyramid get a pet snake? To add a little hiss-terical charm!
13. What do pyramids use to repair themselves? Mason-ary!
14. Why did the pyramid get a new hat? Its old one was starting to crumble!
15. Why was the pyramid always the life of the party? It had a peak performance!
16. Why did the pyramid join the circus? It wanted to pyramid on stilts!
17. What’s a pyramid’s favorite fruit? A pyramid-apple!
18. Why did the pyramid become a chef? It wanted to create some apex culinary delights!
19. Why don’t pyramids ever get sunburned? They have built-in shade!
20. What do you call a pyramid who loves puns? A pharaoh of wordplay!

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