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Picture yourself standing behind the sacred lectern, poised to deliver a sermon that will captivate minds and stir souls. As you grasp the podium, feel the weight of centuries of wisdom and wit that have echoed from its polished surface. Today, we’re about to embark on a journey through the comedic corridors of the pulpit, where laughter and enlightenment collide in a symphony of humor and insight. So, fasten your seatbelts and brace yourselves for a rollercoaster ride of puns, quips, and unexpected twists that will leave you chuckling in the aisles. Let’s dive headfirst into the world of the pulpit, where every word spoken is a chance to uplift spirits and tickle funny bones.

81. Why did the pulpit start a garden? It wanted to preach about seeds of wisdom!
82. What’s a pulpit’s favorite mode of transportation? The Sermon-Train Express!
83. Why did the pulpit become a chef? It wanted to whip up divine recipes!
84. What did the pulpit say to the church doors? “Open sesame for divine inspiration!”
85. Why was the pulpit always calm? It knew serenity was the key to preaching!
86. What’s a pulpit’s favorite game? Pulpitopoly, where sermons are the currency!
87. How does the pulpit stay humble? It remembers it’s just a vessel for wisdom!
88. Why did the pulpit become a musician? It wanted to compose sermonic symphonies!
89. What’s a pulpit’s favorite hobby? Delivering sermons in the garden of faith!
90. How does the pulpit handle criticism? With divine grace and understanding!
91. Why did the pulpit become a detective? It aimed to unravel the mysteries of faith!
92. What did the pulpit say to the church bell? “You ring, I’ll preach – together, we’ll make music!”
93. Why did the pulpit become a comedian? It wanted to inject humor into sermons!
94. How does the pulpit celebrate holidays? With sermon-themed decorations and festive preaching!
95. What’s a pulpit’s favorite type of book? Sermonaries filled with divine insights!
96. Why did the pulpit start a garden? To cultivate seeds of wisdom!
97. How does the pulpit handle stage fright? By remembering every sermon is a chance to enlighten!
98. What did the pulpit say to the Bible? “Open up to a verse, and let’s preach!”
99. Why was the pulpit always punctual? It knew sermons wait for no one!
100. How does the pulpit relax? By basking in the warmth of congregational appreciation!

61. Why did the pulpit become a comedian? It knew how to deliver divine punchlines!
62. What’s a pulpit’s favorite mode of transportation? The sermon express!
63. How does the pulpit handle hecklers? With pulpit-perfected comebacks!
64. Why did the pulpit become a painter? It wanted to illustrate its sermons!
65. What did the pulpit say to the church doors? “Open up for some divine inspiration!”
66. Why was the pulpit always calm? It had a serene demeanor that preached peace!
67. What’s a pulpit’s favorite game? Sermonopoly, where every word counts!
68. How does the pulpit stay grounded? It knows it’s just a vessel for greater wisdom!
69. Why did the pulpit become a musician? It wanted to hit the right sermon notes!
70. What’s a pulpit’s favorite hobby? Sermonizing in the pulpit garden!
71. How does the pulpit handle criticism? With pulpit grace and understanding!
72. Why did the pulpit become a detective? It wanted to uncover the mysteries of faith!
73. What did the pulpit say to the church bell? “You ring, and I’ll preach!”
74. Why did the pulpit become a chef? It wanted to cook up some divine inspiration!
75. How does the pulpit celebrate holidays? With sermon decorations and festive sermons!
76. What’s a pulpit’s favorite type of book? Sermonaries filled with wisdom!
77. Why did the pulpit become a comedian? It wanted to deliver divine punchlines!
78. How does the pulpit handle stage fright? It remembers that every sermon is a chance to shine!
79. What did the pulpit say to the Bible? “Open up to a sermon-ic verse!”
80. Why was the pulpit always punctual? It never missed a sermon o’clock!

1. Why did the pulpit apply for a job? It wanted to be outstanding in its field!
2. How does a pulpit stay fit? Sermon squats!
3. What did the pulpit say to the podium? “You’re not my type, I need someone more uplifting.”
4. Why did the pulpit go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment!
5. What’s a pulpit’s favorite dance move? The Pulpit Pivot!
6. Why did the comedian become a pulpit? Because it wanted to preach to the laughter!
7. What do you call a pulpit with a sense of humor? A stand-up pulpit!
8. Why did the pulpit get a promotion? It always delivered uplifting performances!
9. What’s a pulpit’s favorite music? Gospel, because it’s always preaching a good message!
10. How does a pulpit communicate with the congregation? Sermon-signal!
11. Why did the pulpit become a detective? It wanted to solve pulpit mysteries!
12. What’s a pulpit’s favorite sport? Pulpit-ball – it’s all about the sermons!
13. Why did the smartphone break up with the pulpit? It couldn’t handle the constant preaching!
14. What did the pulpit say during a storm? “Hold on, I’ve got a sermon to weather!”
15. Why did the pulpit start a band? It wanted to preach the rhythm of salvation!
16. What’s a pulpit’s favorite snack? Sermon-raisins!
17. Why did the comedian’s pulpit have a tough crowd? It was a bit too preachy!
18. How does a pulpit apologize? It says, “I’m pulpit-stricken, forgive me!”
19. What did the pulpit say to the pew? “You’ve got my support!”
20. Why did the computer envy the pulpit? It had the best sermons and no viruses!

1. Why did the pulpit get a stand-up comedy gig? It wanted to deliver heavenly humor!
2. What’s a pulpit’s favorite movie? “Pulpit Fiction” – it’s a divine classic!
3. How does a pulpit keep its cool? It stays calm during sermon-heat!
4. Why did the pulpit become a chef? It wanted to serve up some divine comedy!
5. What did the comedian pulpit say to the shy microphone? “Don’t be afraid, I’m here to amplify the laughter!”
6. Why did the pulpit take a break? It needed time to recharge its holy sense of humor!
7. How does a pulpit prepare for a joke? It practices its pulpit-uations!
8. What’s a pulpit’s favorite social media platform? Pulpit-gram – where it posts uplifting jokes!
9. Why did the pulpit go to school? To brush up on its divine comedy degree!
10. What’s a pulpit’s favorite board game? Sermonopoly – where every square preaches a pun!
11. Why did the comedian pulpit visit the beach? It wanted to ride the holy waves of laughter!
12. What did the pulpit say to the congregation during a funny sermon? “I hope this sermon-tains you!”
13. Why did the pulpit bring a ladder to the comedy club? It wanted to reach new heights of hilarity!
14. What’s a pulpit’s favorite accessory? The holy mic-drop!
15. Why did the pulpit start a comedy podcast? To spread the gospel of laughter!
16. How does a pulpit tell a joke to the choir? It sings it in a heavenly key!
17. What did the comedian pulpit say about its jokes? “They’re so good, they’re pulpit-able!”
18. Why did the pulpit become a magician? It loved making sermons disappear with laughter tricks!
19. What’s a pulpit’s favorite type of comedy? Divine stand-up – it always rises to the occasion!
20. Why did the pulpit become a gardener? It wanted to cultivate some holy laughter seeds!

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1. Why did the pulpit apply for a job at the library? It wanted to be a book of divine knowledge!
2. What’s a pulpit’s favorite programming language? PulpitScript – it’s always coding profound messages!
3. How does a pulpit solve problems? It uses pulpit-ical thinking!
4. Why did the pulpit become a detective? It wanted to uncover the mysteries of faith and reason!
5. What’s a pulpit’s favorite math concept? Divinity – it’s all about divine solutions!
6. Why did the pulpit enroll in a philosophy class? It wanted to ponder the pulpit-osophical questions of existence!
7. How does a pulpit analyze data? It uses pulpitistics – the science of divine insights!
8. What did the pulpit say to the philosopher’s stone? “Let’s have a deep conversation about the meaning of pulpit-life!”
9. Why did the pulpit become a chess champion? It loved making pulpit-ical moves!
10. What’s a pulpit’s favorite literary genre? Pulpit-ry – where every story is a sermon!
11. Why did the pulpit start a blog? It wanted to share its pulpit-uations with the world!
12. What did the pulpit say during a crossword puzzle? “I’ve got all the divine clues!”
13. Why did the pulpit become a scientist? It wanted to discover the pulpit-icles of wisdom!
14. What’s a pulpit’s favorite subject in school? Pulpit-ematics – where it calculates divine solutions!
15. Why did the pulpit become a lawyer? It loved presenting pulpit-ent arguments in the court of wisdom!
16. What did the pulpit say to the computer? “I’ve got the divine code for a perfect sermon!”
17. Why did the pulpit start a business? It wanted to be the CEO of pulpit-itude!
18. What’s a pulpit’s favorite type of art? Pulpit-ography – capturing the essence of divine beauty!
19. Why did the pulpit become a philosopher? It wanted to explore the depths of pulpit-osophy!
20. What did the pulpit say to the crossword puzzle? “I’m the master of divine intersections!”

1. Why did the pulpit start a band? It wanted to preach to a different tune!
2. How does a pulpit take its coffee? With a little sermon and sugar!
3. Why did the smartphone break up with the pulpit? It couldn’t handle the constant preaching calls!
4. What’s a pulpit’s favorite workout? Sermon-squats – lifting spirits one sermon at a time!
5. Why did the pulpit become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to deliver punchlines with a holy twist!
6. What did the pulpit say to the pew? “You’ve got my support!”
7. Why did the pulpit visit the beach? It wanted to see if the tide could turn to laughter!
8. What’s a pulpit’s favorite snack? Sermon-raisins – always a pulpit of energy!
9. Why did the computer envy the pulpit? It had the best sermons and no viruses!
10. What did the comedian pulpit say about its jokes? “They’re so good, they’re pulpit-able!”
11. Why did the pulpit start a podcast? To spread the gospel of laughter in stereo!
12. How does a pulpit apologize? It says, “I’m pulpit-stricken, forgive me!”
13. What’s a pulpit’s favorite genre of music? Gospel – it’s always preaching a good beat!
14. Why did the pulpit become a detective? It wanted to solve pulpit mysteries in under five minutes!
15. What did the pulpit say during a storm? “Hold on, I’ve got a sermon to weather!”
16. Why did the pulpit bring a ladder to the comedy club? It wanted to elevate the humor!
17. How does a pulpit communicate with the congregation? Sermon-signal – for divine reception!
18. Why did the pulpit become a chef? It loved serving up holy laughter on a divine platter!
19. What’s a pulpit’s favorite sport? Pulpit-ball – it’s all about the sermons!
20. Why did the comedian’s pulpit have a tough crowd? It was a bit too preachy!

41. Why did the pulpit become a comedian? It knew how to deliver divine punchlines!
42. What’s a pulpit’s favorite mode of transportation? The sermon express!
43. How does the pulpit handle hecklers? With pulpit-perfected comebacks!
44. Why did the pulpit become a painter? It wanted to illustrate its sermons!
45. What did the pulpit say to the church doors? “Open up for some divine inspiration!”
46. Why was the pulpit always calm? It had a serene demeanor that preached peace!
47. What’s a pulpit’s favorite game? Sermonopoly, where every word counts!
48. How does the pulpit stay grounded? It knows it’s just a vessel for greater wisdom!
49. Why did the pulpit become a musician? It wanted to hit the right sermon notes!
50. What’s a pulpit’s favorite hobby? Sermonizing in the pulpit garden!
51. How does the pulpit handle criticism? With pulpit grace and understanding!
52. Why did the pulpit become a detective? It wanted to uncover the mysteries of faith!
53. What did the pulpit say to the church bell? “You ring, and I’ll preach!”
54. Why did the pulpit become a chef? It wanted to cook up some divine inspiration!
55. How does the pulpit celebrate holidays? With sermon decorations and festive sermons!
56. What’s a pulpit’s favorite type of book? Sermonaries filled with wisdom!
57. Why did the pulpit become a comedian? It wanted to deliver divine punchlines!
58. How does the pulpit handle stage fright? It remembers that every sermon is a chance to shine!
59. What did the pulpit say to the Bible? “Open up to a sermon-ic verse!”
60. Why was the pulpit always punctual? It never missed a sermon o’clock!

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1. Why did the pulpit go to therapy? It had a complex about always being on a pedestal and needed to work on its sermonal issues, discovering that self-help was the pulpit’s ultimate pulpit-ude.
2. Once upon a time, a pulpit, a podium, and a lectern walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, “Sorry, we only serve stand-up comedy acts here.” The pulpit replied, “That’s okay; we’ve got a sermon that will stand out!”
3. Why did the pulpit join a comedy writing class? It wanted to learn the art of divine punchlines and deliver sermons that left the congregation in stitches, proving laughter was the best pulpit-icine.
4. What do you call a pulpit that tells fantastic stories? A narra-pulpit! It could spin a tale so captivating that even the pews were on the edge of their seats.
5. There was a pulpit, a microphone, and a spotlight on stage. The pulpit turned to the microphone and said, “You amplify my words, but remember, I’m the one with the divine delivery – you just add a little echo to my sermon.”
6. Why did the pulpit start a talk show? It wanted to interview various religious artifacts. The first guest was the pew, who spilled the beans on what it’s really like being the supporting act.
7. What did the pulpit say when it won an award for being the most eloquent speaker? “I guess you could say I’ve reached the pulpit of my career.”
8. Why did the pulpit get a role in a movie? It was a natural-born actor, delivering lines with pulpit-ry finesse. The film was a hit – a pulpit blockbuster!
9. There once was a pulpit that tried its hand at cooking. It made a heavenly dish, but the reviews said it lacked a sermon-sational flavor – turns out, it was missing the spice of divine humor.
10. What did the pulpit say to the shy pew? “Don’t worry; I’ll always be here to lift you up!” It was a touching moment, proving that even the pulpit had a soft side.
11. Why did the pulpit become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of missing laughter in the congregation. Turns out, the choir was singing in a minor key, and the pulpit had to crack the code of comedic harmony.
12. Once upon a time, the pulpit, lectern, and podium formed a comedy trio. They traveled from church to church, delivering divine punchlines that had the whole congregation in stitches. The pulpit was the headliner, claiming it had the pulpit-ential for laughter!
13. What did the comedian’s pulpit say during a storm? “Hold on, I’ve got a sermon to weather!” It was a pun-filled forecast, and the congregation couldn’t help but chuckle amid the divine downpour.
14. Why did the pulpit start a band? It wanted to preach the gospel of music, turning sermons into catchy tunes. The first hit single? “Pulpit and Circumstance” – a divine symphony of laughter!
15. What did the pulpit say to the podium during a comedy roast? “You may be a stand, but I’m the one with the divine stand-up routine!” It was a pulpit-ical burn that had the congregation roaring with laughter.
16. Why did the pulpit become a scientist? It wanted to conduct experiments on the chemistry of divine humor. The conclusion? Laughter was the perfect pulpit-ion of joy!
17. What’s a pulpit’s favorite hobby? Pulpit-ry – the art of crafting sermons with just the right mix of wisdom and wit. It was a pastime that elevated the pulpit’s sense of humor to new heights.
18. Why did the pulpit become a philosopher? It wanted to delve into the profound questions of existence. The first inquiry? “If a pulpit preaches in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still deliver a divine message?”
19. What did the pulpit say to the congregation during a funny sermon? “I hope this sermon-tains you!” It was a clever play on words that left the pews in stitches.
20. Why did the pulpit write a book on comedy? It wanted to share its pulpit-itudes on humor, hoping readers would find enlightenment in the divine laughter between the lines.

1. Why did the pulpit go to school? Because it wanted to be a stand-up lectern!
2. What did the baby pulpit say to its mom? “I podium just like you!”
3. Why did the pulpit bring a ladder to the sermon? To reach new heights in preaching!
4. How does a pulpit keep its cool? It stays calm and collected, even under podium pressure!
5. What do you call a funny pulpit? A stand-up comedy desk!
6. Why did the pulpit apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to rise to the occasion!
7. How do pulpits communicate? Through sermon-signal!
8. What did the pulpit say to the microphone? “You amplify my voice in the best way!”
9. Why did the pulpit bring a suitcase to church? It was packed with preaching essentials!
10. How do pulpits stay in shape? They do pulpit-ups!
11. What’s a pulpit’s favorite dance move? The sermon sway!
12. Why was the pulpit blushing during the sermon? It saw someone in the congregation kneeling for a prayer!
13. What do you call a pulpit that tells jokes? A pun-dit stand!
14. Why did the pulpit become a detective? It wanted to solve the case of the missing sermons!
15. How does a pulpit relax after a sermon? It takes a pulpit nap and rests its sermonic circuits!
16. Why did the pulpit join a band? It wanted to be part of a pulpit-rock group!
17. What’s a pulpit’s favorite genre of music? Podium beats!
18. Why did the pulpit bring a map to church? It wanted to navigate through the scriptures!
19. How does a pulpit answer the phone? “Hello, this is the stand speaking!”
20. Why did the pulpit get a computer? To log sermons in its pulpit database!

“Yet Another 20 Hilarious Pulpit Pranks: Sermon Stand-Up Showdown!”

1. Why did the pulpit go to therapy? It had too many issues with sermonic stress!
2. What did one pulpit say to another at the bar? “I’ve got sermons that could make your podium wobble!”
3. How does a pulpit flirt? It gives a sermon with a side of pulpit charm!
4. What’s a pulpit’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a sermon? Because you’ve got my full attention!”
5. Why did the pulpit start a blog? It wanted to share its pulpit wisdom with the virtual congregation!
6. How does a pulpit handle criticism? It takes it in stride and calls it a pulpit roast!
7. What do pulpits do for a midlife crisis? They get a new varnish and a set of sermon wheels!
8. Why did the pulpit start a podcast? It wanted to be the pulpit of the airwaves!
9. What’s a pulpit’s favorite movie genre? Pulpit fiction!
10. How does a pulpit prepare for a date? It practices its pulpit-perfect pickup lines!
11. Why did the pulpit get a social media account? It wanted to be a pulpit influencer!
12. What’s a pulpit’s favorite vacation spot? The podium paradise!
13. Why did the pulpit break up with the lectern? It needed more space for its sermons!
14. What’s a pulpit’s favorite drink? Pulpit punch!
15. How does a pulpit celebrate a birthday? With a pulpit party and a sermon cake!
16. Why did the pulpit take up gardening? It wanted to grow a pulpit plant!
17. What’s a pulpit’s guilty pleasure? Sermon chocolates!
18. Why did the pulpit get a makeover? It wanted to be a pulpit fashionista!
19. How does a pulpit handle hecklers? With pulpit wit and a sprinkle of podium sass!
20. What’s a pulpit’s favorite game? Sermonopoly!

1. Why did the pulpit get a standing ovation? Because it really preached its heart out!
2. What did the pulpit say to the podium? “You’re just a stand-up comedian, but I deliver the sermons!”
3. Why did the pulpit become a musician? Because it wanted to hit all the right notes with the congregation!
4. How does a pulpit stay in shape? It does pulpit-ups every morning!
5. Why did the pulpit break up with the lectern? It couldn’t handle the lectern’s stand-offish attitude!
6. What’s a pulpit’s favorite dance move? The Pulpit Shuffle!
7. Why was the pulpit always calm during the sermon? Because it had a pulpit-ating heart!
8. How did the pulpit become a motivational speaker? It found its pulpit-tude!
9. What do you call a pulpit with a sense of humor? A stand-up pulpit!
10. Why did the pulpit go to therapy? It had a pulpit identity crisis!
11. Why was the pulpit a great party host? Because it always knew how to raise the pulpit mood!
12. What’s a pulpit’s favorite movie genre? Pulpit Fiction!
13. Why did the pulpit join the debate team? It wanted to podium its argument!
14. What did the pulpit say to the microphone? “Let’s amplify the pulpit-itude of this sermon!”
15. Why did the pulpit go to the beach? It wanted to catch some pulpit rays!
16. What’s a pulpit’s favorite type of music? Pulpit Rock!
17. Why did the pulpit become a gardener? It wanted to preach about the fruits of labor!
18. Why did the pulpit become a chef? It wanted to spice up its sermons!
19. What’s a pulpit’s favorite game? Pulpit Ball!
20. Why did the pulpit become a poet? It wanted to deliver pulpit-ry!

21. Why was the pulpit always in shape? It never skipped its sermon workouts!
22. What’s a pulpit’s favorite type of music? Gospel beats that make the congregation groove!
23. How does the pulpit greet visitors? With a pulpit-perfect welcome!
24. Why did the pulpit become a poet? It had a way with words that could preach!
25. What did the pulpit say to the church pews? “Take a seat, and let’s have a sermon-ious discussion!”
26. Why did the pulpit become a detective? It wanted to uncover the mysteries of faith!
27. How does the pulpit stay humble? It knows it’s just a platform for greater wisdom!
28. What’s a pulpit’s favorite board game? Sermon-opoly!
29. Why did the pulpit join the choir? It wanted to harmonize its preaching!
30. What’s a pulpit’s favorite snack? Holy guacamole with sermon salsa!
31. How does the pulpit handle criticism? With pulpit grace and understanding!
32. Why did the pulpit become a gardener? It wanted to plant seeds of wisdom!
33. What did the pulpit say to the church bell? “You ring, and I’ll preach!”
34. Why did the pulpit become a chef? It wanted to cook up some divine inspiration!
35. How does the pulpit celebrate holidays? With sermon decorations and festive sermons!
36. What’s a pulpit’s favorite type of book? Sermon-aries filled with wisdom!
37. Why did the pulpit become a comedian? It wanted to deliver punchlines with a divine twist!
38. How does the pulpit handle stage fright? It remembers that every sermon is a chance to shine!
39. What did the pulpit say to the Bible? “Open up to a sermon-ic verse!”
40. Why was the pulpit always punctual? It never missed a sermon o’clock!

“20 More Rib-Tickling Pulpit Parodies: Podium Punchlines Unleashed!”

1. Why did the pulpit join the choir? Because it wanted to be the “center stage” of attention!
2. What did the pulpit say to the cushion? “You make me feel all padded inside!”
3. Why was the pulpit always the first to arrive at church? Because it had a pulpit-ual sense of timing!
4. What’s a pulpit’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a sermon? Because you’ve got my undivided attention!”
5. Why did the pulpit get a job at the bakery? Because it wanted to rise to the occasion!
6. What did the pulpit say to the spotlight? “You really shed some light on my pulpit performance!”
7. Why did the pulpit bring a map to church? Because it wanted to find its pulpit place!
8. What’s a pulpit’s favorite dessert? Pulpit pie, of course! It’s heavenly!
9. Why was the pulpit always so confident? Because it had a podium-inate personality!
10. What did the pulpit say to the door? “You’re a real pulpit-opener!”
11. Why did the pulpit start a book club? Because it wanted to share its pulpit wisdom!
12. What did the pulpit say to the preacher? “I’ve got you covered, I’m your pulpit-ual support!”
13. Why did the pulpit get a new paint job? Because it wanted to look pulpit-perfect!
14. What’s a pulpit’s favorite vacation destination? Pulpit Paradise!
15. Why did the pulpit take up yoga? Because it wanted to find its pulpit Zen!
16. What did the pulpit say to the pew? “You complete me, together we make a pulpit-perfect pair!”
17. Why did the pulpit become a comedian? Because it wanted to deliver pulpit-able jokes!
18. What’s a pulpit’s favorite mode of transportation? Pulpit-car!
19. Why did the pulpit become a magician? Because it loved to pulpit tricks on the congregation!
20. What did the pulpit say to the clock? “You remind me to stay pulpit on time!”

1. Why did the pulpit wear sunglasses? Because it had a bright sermon ahead!
2. What did the preacher say to the microphone? “Can you speak up? I’m preaching here!”
3. Why did the pulpit go to school? To sharpen its preaching skills!
4. How does a pulpit apologize? It says, “Forgive me, congregation, for I have sermons.”
5. Why was the pulpit always confident? Because it had a podium of self-esteem!
6. What did the pulpit say to the comedian? “Don’t try to out-stand me!”
7. Why was the pulpit afraid of heights? It was scared of giving a soaring sermon!
8. How does the pulpit stay cool? It keeps its composure!
9. Why did the pulpit become a musician? It wanted to preach to a different beat!
10. What’s a pulpit’s favorite type of weather? Hallelujahs and sunny sermons!
11. Why did the pulpit break up with the podium? It needed some space to preach!
12. What’s a pulpit’s favorite dessert? Sermon pie with a pulpit meringue!
13. How does the pulpit relax? It leans back and takes a pulpit nap!
14. Why did the pulpit visit the library? To check out some scripture books!
15. What did the pulpit say to the church steps? “Mind if I step up?”
16. Why did the pulpit get a phone? To deliver sermons on the pulpit line!
17. How does the pulpit exercise? It lifts the spirits of the congregation!
18. What’s a pulpit’s favorite movie genre? Sermon-comedies!
19. Why did the pulpit become a comedian? It wanted to preach punchlines!
20. How does the pulpit make decisions? It weighs them carefully before sermonizing!

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