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1. Why did the protractor break up with the ruler? Because it couldn’t handle being straight all the time!
2. What did the protractor say to the angle? “Stop being so obtuse!”
3. Why did the protractor go to school? To get a degree in measuring up to expectations!
4. Why did the protractor bring a pencil to the party? Because it wanted to draw some attention!
5. How did the protractor get a job as a therapist? It had a knack for helping people find their angles!
6. Why did the protractor go to the beach? To catch some rays and measure some waves!
7. What did the protractor say to the circle? “You’re so well-rounded!”
8. Why did the protractor refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always knew where to find the right angle!
9. How does a protractor greet its friends? With a big angle hug!
10. Why was the protractor always invited to parties? Because it knew how to make every event a good angle!
11. Why did the protractor get a job as a detective? Because it was great at solving angles!
12. What did the protractor say to the triangle? “You’re acute one!”
13. Why was the protractor such a good dancer? Because it knew all the right angles!
14. Why did the protractor become a comedian? Because it could always measure up to the audience’s expectations!
15. How does a protractor apologize? By saying, “I’m sorry if I came off a bit obtuse.”
16. Why did the protractor go on a diet? It wanted to be a little more acute!
17. What did the protractor say to the math book? “I’ve got you covered from all angles!”
18. Why did the protractor get a pet snake? Because it wanted to measure its hiss-terical angles!
19. How does a protractor relieve stress? By taking some time to de-stress its angles!
20. Why did the protractor join the band? Because it had a natural talent for hitting the right notes!

1. Why did the protractor break up with the ruler? Because it couldn’t handle the straight edge anymore!
2. What did the protractor say to the angle? “You’re acute one!”
3. Why did the protractor go to school? To graduate with degrees!
4. Why was the protractor always invited to parties? Because it could always find the right angle!
5. How does a protractor apologize? It says, “I’m sorry, I’ve been a little obtuse.”
6. Why did the protractor become a detective? It wanted to solve angle-related mysteries!
7. What did the protractor say when it was feeling unsure? “I’m feeling a bit angle-xious.”
8. Why did the protractor refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always got caught at the right angle!
9. How does a protractor relax after a long day? By watching acute-angled comedy shows!
10. Why did the protractor break up with the compass? Because they couldn’t find a common point!
11. What did one protractor say to the other during an argument? “Let’s try to see things from each other’s angles.”
12. Why did the protractor refuse to go to the beach? It was afraid of tan lines!
13. How does a protractor stay in shape? By doing angle exercises!
14. Why was the protractor terrible at sports? Because it couldn’t handle the right angles!
15. What did the protractor say to the circle? “You’re so well-rounded!”
16. Why did the protractor become a musician? Because it could always hit the right notes!
17. What did the protractor say when it found its soulmate? “We’re a perfect match, at every angle!”
18. Why did the protractor get stuck in traffic? Because it couldn’t make a U-turn!
19. How does a protractor greet its friends? “Hey, angle buddies!”
20. Why did the protractor go to therapy? It had acute-angled depression!

1. Why did the protractor never get lost? Because it always knew which direction to go in!
2. What did the protractor say to the circle? “You’re just a segment of my imagination!”
3. Why did the protractor become a philosopher? Because it pondered the angles of existence!
4. How did the protractor win the debate? It presented its arguments at precise angles!
5. Why was the protractor the life of the party? Because it could always measure up to expectations!
6. What did the protractor say to the mathematician? “Let’s meet halfway at 45 degrees!”
7. Why did the protractor refuse to gossip? Because it believed in keeping its angles straight!
8. How does a protractor solve problems? By approaching them from multiple angles!
9. Why did the protractor become a counselor? Because it could help people see things from different perspectives!
10. What did the protractor say about life? “It’s all about finding the right angle!”
11. Why was the protractor always calm? Because it never got bent out of shape!
12. How does a protractor negotiate? By finding the perfect compromise angle!
13. What did the protractor say when it was feeling confident? “I’m in my element, at 90 degrees!”
14. Why did the protractor go to art school? To learn about the geometry of masterpieces!
15. How does a protractor inspire others? By showing them the beauty of symmetry!
16. Why did the protractor refuse to gossip? Because it believed in keeping its angles straight!
17. How does a protractor navigate through life? By staying flexible and adjusting its angles as needed!
18. What did the protractor say to the triangle? “You’re just a polygon in my grand scheme of angles!”
19. Why did the protractor become a diplomat? Because it could always find common ground!
20. How does a protractor stay ahead of the curve? By always being one step ahead in angles and measurements!

1. Why did the protractor go to therapy? It had acute angles issues.
2. What did the protractor say to the ruler? “You’re so straight, it’s obtuse.”
3. Why did the protractor break up with the compass? They couldn’t find a common degree.
4. What did the protractor say to the circle? “You’re so round, you make me spin.”
5. Why was the protractor always stressed? It couldn’t handle life’s angles.
6. What’s a protractor’s favorite dance move? The acute angle shuffle.
7. Why did the protractor become a comedian? It had a lot of degrees of humor.
8. What do you call a protractor at a party? The center of attention.
9. Why did the protractor bring a pencil to the party? To draw some attention to itself.
10. What did the protractor say to the triangle? “You’re so edgy.”
11. Why did the protractor refuse to fight? It believed in peace, love, and acute angles.
12. What do you call a protractor with a sense of humor? A puntractor.
13. Why did the protractor go to school? To learn how to measure up in life.
14. Why did the protractor get a job in construction? It wanted to work with angles all day.
15. What did the protractor say to the clock? “You have too many hands, you’re making me dizzy.”
16. Why did the protractor join the band? It wanted to be in tune with its angles.
17. Why did the protractor fail its driving test? It couldn’t stay within the proper degree limits.
18. What’s a protractor’s favorite movie genre? Angledrama.
19. Why did the protractor become a detective? It loved solving angle-related mysteries.
20. What did the protractor say to the triangle who was feeling down? “Chin up, there’s always a brighter angle ahead.”

1. Why did the protractor refuse to go to the party? Because it felt too acute to fit in!
2. What did the protractor say to the circle? “You’re so well-rounded, I can’t help but measure up to you!”
3. Why did the protractor break up with the ruler? Because it felt it was being too straight and narrow!
4. How did the protractor get in trouble at school? It was caught in a triangle of lies!
5. Why did the protractor go to therapy? It had issues with its angles of approach!
6. Why did the protractor go on a diet? It wanted to be more acute!
7. What did the protractor say to the mathematician? “Let’s make some degrees of separation!”
8. Why was the protractor always calm? Because it could always find its center!
9. What’s a protractor’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop, because it loves to measure beats!
10. Why did the protractor become a musician? Because it could always hit the right angles!
11. Why was the protractor so good at making friends? Because it always knew how to break the ice at parties!
12. Why did the protractor go to the beach? To catch some radian!
13. How did the protractor propose to its sweetheart? With a ring of angles!
14. What did the protractor say to the clock? “I admire your hands, but I prefer measuring angles!”
15. Why did the protractor go to the art museum? To appreciate all the different perspectives!
16. What did the protractor say to the triangle? “You’re just not my type, I prefer something more acute!”
17. Why did the protractor go to the gym? To work on its flexibility!
18. What did the protractor say to the compass? “You always know which way to point, but I can measure the angle of your direction!”
19. Why did the protractor get a job in construction? Because it was great at measuring up to expectations!
20. What did the protractor say when it won the math competition? “I’m just an angle away from victory!”

1. Why was the protractor so popular at school? Because it always knew how to make new angles!
2. How did the protractor do on the playground? It ruled the slides and conquered the swings!
3. Why did the protractor go to the party? To have a radian-tastic time!
4. What did the protractor say to its best friend? “You’re acute-ly awesome!”
5. Why was the protractor always invited to playdates? Because it could always measure up to expectations!
6. What did the protractor bring to show and tell? Its angle collection!
7. Why did the protractor join the school band? Because it was great at hitting the right notes!
8. What did the protractor say to the geometry book? “You’ve got some good angles, but nothing like mine!”
9. Why did the protractor get a pet triangle? Because it wanted to add some dimension to its life!
10. What did the protractor say to the triangle who was feeling down? “Chin up, there’s always a new angle to explore!”
11. Why did the protractor get detention? It was caught drawing angles on the walls!
12. How did the protractor solve its problems? With a little angle-uity!
13. Why did the protractor become a detective? Because it was great at solving angle-related mysteries!
14. What did the protractor say when it fell down? “I’ve hit rock bottom at a perfect 90 degrees!”
15. Why did the protractor go camping? To pitch the perfect tent at a precise angle!
16. What did the protractor say to the compass during recess? “Let’s explore new directions together!”
17. Why was the protractor excited for the school dance? It couldn’t wait to dance at right angles!
18. Why did the protractor love recess? It could finally break free from the constraints and measure the world!
19. What did the protractor say to the circle? “You’re so well-rounded, I can’t help but spin around you!”
20. Why did the protractor become a comedian? Because it could always find the right angle for a joke!

1. Why did the protractor go to therapy? It had trouble finding its true center!
2. What did the protractor say to the ruler at the bar? “You may be straight, but I’ve got more angles.”
3. Why did the protractor join the dating app? It was looking for acute matches!
4. How did the protractor flirt? By dropping subtle hints about its versatility with angles!
5. Why did the protractor’s relationship fail? It couldn’t handle the obtuse arguments!
6. What did the protractor say to its partner during a romantic dinner? “Let’s make this night a full 360° experience.”
7. Why was the protractor always the life of the party? Because it could measure up to any occasion!
8. How did the protractor handle midlife crisis? It bought a sports car and measured its angles with precision!
9. What did the protractor say to its friend who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, life’s all about perspective.”
10. Why did the protractor become a bartender? Because it knew how to pour the perfect angle!
11. Why did the protractor start meditating? To find inner peace and perfect alignment!
12. What did the protractor say to the carpenter? “You may build straight, but I’ll make sure it’s at the right angle!”
13. Why did the protractor enroll in a cooking class? To learn how to slice and dice with precision!
14. How did the protractor handle stress? By measuring its problems and finding the perfect solution!
15. Why did the protractor avoid social media? It didn’t want to get caught up in other people’s angles!
16. What did the protractor say to the compass during happy hour? “Let’s navigate our way to the perfect angle of intoxication!”
17. Why did the protractor invest in stocks? It wanted to diversify its angles of income!
18. How did the protractor handle its midlife crisis? By getting a tattoo of a right angle!
19. What did the protractor say to the circle at the nightclub? “You’re so well-rounded, can I buy you a drink?”
20. Why did the protractor become a philosopher? It pondered the meaning of life from every angle!

1. Why did the protractor become a great dad? Because it always knew how to angle for the best dad jokes!
2. Why did the protractor tell its kids to study geometry? Because it wanted them to shape up!
3. How did the protractor help its kids with homework? It gave them acute guidance!
4. Why was the protractor always the go-to for family game night? Because it could always measure up to the competition!
5. What did the protractor say to its kids when they complained about math? “Don’t worry, it’s all about finding the right angle!”
6. Why did the protractor give its kids a compass for their birthday? So they could always find their way to success!
7. Why did the protractor take its kids camping? To teach them about the great outdoors and the importance of accurate measurements!
8. What did the protractor say to its kids when they asked about its favorite movie? “Anything with a good plot and some interesting angles!”
9. Why did the protractor take its kids to the art museum? To show them the beauty of perspective!
10. Why did the protractor make pancakes for breakfast? Because it wanted to start the day off at a perfect 180 degrees!
11. What did the protractor say to its kids when they asked about its favorite subject in school? “Geometry, of course! It’s all about the angles!”
12. Why did the protractor tell its kids to clean their rooms? Because it didn’t want any messy angles!
13. Why was the protractor always ready for family road trips? Because it could navigate with precision!
14. What did the protractor say to its kids when they asked about its dream vacation? “Somewhere with plenty of scenic views and interesting angles!”
15. Why did the protractor encourage its kids to join the school math club? Because it wanted them to have acute social circles!
16. What did the protractor say to its kids when they asked why it was always so calm? “I guess you could say I have a well-centered approach to life!”
17. Why did the protractor tell its kids to eat their veggies? Because it believed in maintaining a balanced diet and a balanced set of angles!
18. What did the protractor say to its kids when they asked about its favorite sport? “Anything with a good angle of attack!”
19. Why did the protractor teach its kids about symmetry? Because it wanted them to appreciate the beauty of balance!
20. What did the protractor say to its kids when they asked about its favorite hobby? “Measuring up to expectations, of course!”

1. Why did the protractor break up with the calculator? It couldn’t handle the long division!
2. What did the protractor say to the triangle who was feeling down? “Chin up, life’s full of ups and downs!”
3. Why was the protractor always invited to parties? Because it knew how to bring the right angle to the dance floor!
4. How does a protractor apologize? It angles for forgiveness!
5. Why did the protractor go to the beach? To catch some rays and tan its acute angles!
6. What did the protractor say when it was complimented? “Thanks, I’m just trying to stay well-rounded!”
7. Why did the protractor go to the gym? To work on its flex-angles!
8. Why did the protractor start a band? Because it had good angles and great rhythm!
9. What did the protractor say to the angle who was late? “You’re obtuse, but at least you finally showed up!”
10. Why did the protractor go on a diet? It wanted to be a little more acute!
11. What’s a protractor’s favorite game? Spin the bottle, because it loves measuring angles!
12. Why did the protractor get a job in construction? Because it knew how to nail the angles!
13. What did the protractor say to the circle who was feeling insecure? “You’re not just round, you’re well-rounded!”
14. Why did the protractor get a makeover? To show off its edgy angles!
15. What did the protractor say to its crush? “You’ve got acute-ness and charm, let’s make a perfect pair!”
16. Why did the protractor become a motivational speaker? Because it knew how to turn setbacks into comebacks at the right angle!
17. What did the protractor say to the square? “You’re not as hip, but you still have some right angles!”
18. Why did the protractor start a podcast? Because it had a lot of interesting angles to cover!
19. What did the protractor say to the parallel lines? “We may never meet, but we’re always on the same track!”
20. Why did the protractor go to the comedy club? To try out its stand-up routine and see if it could get a good angle on the audience!

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