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Behind bars, life can seem pretty bleak, but even within the confines of a penitentiary, humor finds a way to escape. In the world of lockups, where the clang of cell doors is routine and freedom feels like a distant dream, laughter becomes a lifeline. This isn’t just about cell blocks and jailbirds; it’s about the unexpected comedy that emerges in the most unlikely of places. So, let’s unlock some hilarity and discover the lighter side of life in detention.

“20 Incarceration Chuckles: Witty Wisdom from Behind Bars”

81. Why don’t prisoners use watches? Time is a sore subject.
82. Why did the burglar break into the bakery? He needed some bread.
83. Why was the prisoner always calm? He had a lot of inner peace.
84. Why don’t prisoners play soccer? Too many red cards.
85. Why was the inmate so good at math? He could really count on his fingers.
86. Why did the prisoner become a poet? He had a lot of time to rhyme.
87. Why did the prisoner take up cycling? He wanted to escape on a bike.
88. What’s a prisoner’s favorite drink? Cell-ery soda.
89. Why did the convict start a garden? He wanted to turn over a new leaf.
90. Why did the thief go to acting school? He wanted to be a master of disguise.
91. Why don’t prisoners trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
92. What did the prisoner say to the librarian? “Can you help me break out of here?”
93. Why did the bank robber take a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
94. Why did the prisoner become a musician? He wanted to be behind bars.
95. What’s a prisoner’s favorite movie? “The Shawshank Redemption.”
96. Why don’t prisoners play cards? Too many cheaters behind bars.
97. Why was the prisoner always smiling? He found joy in serving time.
98. Why don’t prisoners use the internet? Too many bars.
99. What’s a prisoner’s favorite dessert? Jail-o.
100. Why did the burglar take a nap during the heist? He wanted to make a getaway in his dreams.

1. Why don’t prisoners play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your cellmate snores like a chainsaw.
2. Did you hear about the claustrophobic prisoner? He was afraid of getting locked in his own thoughts.
3. Why did the math book go to prison? It committed too many counts of “al-ge-brazen” robbery.
4. What do you call a fake noodle in prison? An impasta!
5. Why was the prisoner always calm during a game of chess? Because he’s used to being in a checkmate situation.
6. Why did the scarecrow go to prison? He was outstanding in his field of criminal activity.
7. How does a prisoner make a phone call? They cell it.
8. Why did the toilet paper roll get arrested? It was on a roll of crime.
9. Why don’t prisoners take baths? Because it’s hard to find a rubber ducky in cell block C.
10. What did one wall say to the other wall in prison? “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
11. Why did the bicycle refuse to join the prison gang? It didn’t want to get involved in any cycle of violence.
12. Why did the prisoner break out his harmonica? He wanted to play some “cell”o music.
13. Why was the computer cold in prison? It left its Windows open.
14. What did the grape say when it got stepped on in prison? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
15. Why did the prisoner bring a ladder to his court hearing? He wanted to appeal to a higher court.
16. Why did the tomato turn red in prison? Because it saw the salad dressing!
17. Why did the prisoner take a pencil to bed? So he could draw the curtains.
18. Why was the prisoner always calm? Because he knew he had “sentence” structure.
19. Why was the vegetable thief in prison so good at his job? He knew how to stalk his prey.
20. Why did the ghost get thrown into prison? For haunting and running.

1. Why did the prison break dance? Because it had some serious bars!
2. What do you call a group of musical prisoners? The cell-o band.
3. Why don’t prisoners ever get lost? Because they always know the way out: parole!
4. Why was the math book in prison so popular? It had lots of problems to solve!
5. Why was the prisoner’s favorite game Monopoly? Because he loved the “get out of jail free” card!
6. Why did the prisoner bring a ladder to his cell? He heard the cell service was terrible!
7. What’s a prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark? The escape! Oops, I mean, exclamation mark!
8. Why don’t prisoners ever win at hide and seek? Because they’re always behind bars!
9. What do you call a prisoner who takes acting classes? A con artist!
10. Why did the prison chef quit his job? He couldn’t take the heat in the kitchen!
11. What’s a prisoner’s favorite type of music? Jailhouse rock!
12. Why did the prisoner become an artist? He wanted to draw his way out of trouble!
13. What did the prison calendar say when it was released? “I’m finally free to go!”
14. Why was the dictionary in prison so thin? It had too many definitions of “con”!
15. Why did the prisoner start a garden? He wanted to plant some “cell”ery!
16. What did the prison librarian say to the noisy books? “Shh, you’ll wake the inmates!”
17. Why did the prisoner refuse to play cards? Because he was tired of always being dealt a bad hand!
18. What’s a prisoner’s favorite exercise? Cell-fitness!
19. Why did the prison break its own rules? It wanted to see what life was like on the outside!
20. Why was the prisoner’s nickname “Sudoku”? Because he was always solving puzzles to pass the time!

“Another 20 Cell-Splitting Chuckles: Hilarity Beyond the Big House”

1. Why did the computer go to prison? It committed cyber crimes!
2. What do you call a prisoner who takes up gardening? A con-vert!
3. Why was the prisoner always excited for mealtime? Because he was serving “thyme”!
4. Why don’t prisoners ever make good musicians? Because they’re always behind “bars”!
5. Why was the prisoner so good at math? He knew how to count the days until his release!
6. What’s a prisoner’s favorite dessert? Jail-o pudding!
7. Why did the pencil refuse to write in prison? It didn’t want to be an accomplice to the sentence!
8. What do you call a prisoner who’s also a comedian? A cell-ebritiy!
9. Why was the prisoner’s favorite time of day when the guard changed shifts? Because he loved a good “cell-abration”!
10. Why did the prisoner bring a mirror to court? So he could see his “cell-f” reflection!
11. What’s a prisoner’s favorite subject in school? Cell-u-lar biology!
12. Why did the prisoner become a poet? Because he found solace in the “pen”!
13. Why was the prisoner always in demand at the prison library? Because he had the “book” on getting out early!
14. What do you call a prisoner who’s also a chef? A connoisseur!
15. Why was the prisoner’s favorite movie “The Great Escape”? Because it gave him hope!
16. Why was the prisoner’s art always in high demand? Because it had a lot of “cell” value!
17. What do you call a prisoner who’s also a musician? A con-cert pianist!
18. Why did the prisoner refuse to play cards with the guards? Because he didn’t want to be “deck”ed!
19. What’s a prisoner’s favorite kind of sandwich? Jail-apeno popper!
20. Why did the prisoner take up origami? Because he wanted to “fold” his troubles away!

1. Why did the prisoner bring a ladder to the soccer game? He heard the match was behind bars!
2. What did the lawyer say to the incarcerated comedian? “You have the right to remain silent – oh wait, that’s impossible!”
3. Why don’t prisoners play baseball? They’re always stuck in a “cell” out!
4. How does a prisoner like his coffee? Decaffeinated, because he’s already doing time!
5. Why was the prisoner always calm? He had a great “cell” phone plan!
6. Why was the prisoner such a bad gardener? He always dug himself into a hole!
7. Why did the prisoner refuse to eat his vegetables? He didn’t want to escape on a “celery”!
8. What’s a prisoner’s favorite kind of movie? A jail-breaker!
9. Why did the prisoner take up knitting? He wanted to make a “get out of jail” scarf!
10. Why did the prisoner bring a pencil to bed? So he could draw the curtains!
11. What do you call a prisoner who’s also an artist? A con-artist!
12. Why did the prisoner break out his harmonica? He wanted to play some “cell”o music!
13. What do you call a prisoner who’s also a magician? An escapologist!
14. Why did the prisoner refuse to play cards with the guards? Because they always “deck” him!
15. Why did the prisoner become a chef? He wanted to “whisk” his troubles away!
16. What do you call a prisoner who’s also a poet? A con-versationalist!
17. Why was the prisoner always in demand at the library? Because he had the “book” on getting out early!
18. Why did the prisoner refuse to tell jokes to the guards? Because they always “lock” him up!
19. Why did the prisoner break out his paintbrushes? He wanted to add some “cell” value to his cell!
20. What’s a prisoner’s favorite type of music? Jailhouse rock!

61. Why did the prisoner open a bakery? He wanted to make some bread.
62. Why was the inmate so good at basketball? He knew how to make a slam dunk.
63. What did the prison barber say to the new inmate? “Take a seat, you’re not going anywhere for a while.”
64. Why don’t prisoners play baseball? They’re always stuck in a pen.
65. Why did the prisoner start a gardening club? He needed to cultivate some cell-esteem.
66. Why don’t prisoners take baths? They prefer showers – less chance of escape.
67. What did the prisoner say to his pet rodent? “You’re the only rat I can trust.”
68. Why did the convict take up painting? He wanted to brush up on his skills.
69. Why was the prisoner always in a good mood? He knew how to do time with a smile.
70. Why don’t prisoners trust their fellow inmates? They’re always behind each other’s backs.
71. What’s a prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark? The period. It marks the end of a sentence.
72. Why did the inmate become a gardener? He needed to turn over a new leaf.
73. Why did the burglar take a bath before the heist? He wanted a clean getaway.
74. Why was the prison library so popular? It had a captive audience.
75. Why don’t prisoners play hide and seek? Good luck hiding in a cell.
76. Why did the prisoner take a ladder to jail? He heard the cells were on the second floor.
77. What’s a prisoner’s favorite dessert? Jail-o.
78. Why was the prison chef fired? He kept serving time.
79. Why did the criminal study for his test? To pass the bars.
80. Why don’t prisoners use elevators? They prefer to take the stairs to freedom.

“Lockup Laughs: 20 Hilarious Gags Behind Another Set of Bars”

41. Why don’t prisoners get Christmas presents? They’re on the naughty list.
42. Why was the prison cafeteria so popular? It had great confections.
43. Why did the prisoner go to the doctor? He had a cell phone.
44. Why did the inmate become a gardener? He wanted to turn over a new leaf.
45. What’s a prisoner’s favorite board game? Jailopoly.
46. Why was the prisoner a terrible comedian? His jokes always bombed.
47. Why did the prisoner join a dance class? He wanted to make bail-a.
48. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
49. Why did the prisoner become a musician? He wanted to be behind bars.
50. Why did the bank robber take a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
51. Why don’t prisoners play cards? Too many cheaters behind bars.
52. Why did the prisoner become a poet? He had a lot of time to rhyme.
53. Why was the prisoner always calm? He had a lot of inner peace.
54. Why did the prisoner take a ladder to jail? He heard the cells were on the second floor.
55. What do you call a prisoner’s favorite candy? Cell-o Tarts.
56. Why did the prisoner take up cycling? He wanted to escape on a bike.
57. Why don’t prisoners trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
58. What’s a prisoner’s favorite dessert? Jail-o.
59. Why was the prisoner a good artist? He knew how to draw conclusions.
60. Why did the thief go to acting school? He wanted to be a master of disguise.

1. Why did the prisoner refuse to join the yoga class in prison? Because he didn’t want to get “cell-fie” with his downward-facing cellmate, who always hogged the spotlight with his “cell-fish” poses. Besides, the last time he tried yoga, he ended up in a twist, thinking he was making an escape rope out of his yoga mat. It didn’t go well; he just ended up tangled in his own misconceptions, which he now calls his “namaste-go” moment.
2. Once upon a time, in a prison far, far away, there was a group of inmates who decided to put on a theatrical production. They spent weeks rehearsing, practicing their lines, and perfecting their costumes, all in the hopes of putting on the greatest show the prison had ever seen. Finally, opening night arrived, and the prisoners gathered in the prison yard to watch the performance. The lights dimmed, the curtains rose, and the show began. But just as the actors were getting into the groove, the guards shut it down, claiming it was a “flight risk.” Turns out, the prisoners were performing a rendition of “The Great Escape.”
3. Why did the prisoner start a band in prison? Because he wanted to rock out with his cell block out! They called themselves “The Jailbirds,” and their music was so good, even the guards couldn’t resist tapping their batons to the beat. But their first gig didn’t go as planned when they realized they were booked for the prison’s annual “Con-certina” festival. Despite the accordion-heavy audience, they managed to steal the show, leaving the audience begging for an encore. Unfortunately, they were already scheduled to perform at the prison’s next event: the “Rock, Paper, Scissors” tournament.
4. Once there was a prison so high-tech that the inmates didn’t need bars on their windows – they had screensavers! It was the most advanced facility in the country, with fingerprint scanners, retina recognition, and even voice-activated doors. But despite all the cutting-edge technology, the inmates still found ways to outsmart the system. They hacked into the prison’s mainframe, changed their sentences from “life” to “weekend parole,” and even programmed the vending machines to dispense contraband instead of snacks. Needless to say, the guards were stumped – they couldn’t catch a break, let alone a criminal.
5. Why did the prisoner refuse to join the prison choir? Because he didn’t want to be part of a “cell”-out crowd! But when the warden threatened to extend his sentence if he didn’t participate, he reluctantly agreed. Little did he know, he had a hidden talent – he could sing like a canary! His voice was so angelic, it brought tears to the eyes of even the toughest inmates. Pretty soon, the prison choir was touring the country, performing sold-out shows in every maximum-security facility from coast to coast. They even released a hit album: “Jailhouse Rock: The Incarceration Collection.”
6. There once was a prison so secure that the inmates joked about needing a map to find their way out. But one day, a new prisoner arrived with a plan to break free. He spent weeks studying the layout of the prison, mapping out every corridor, staircase, and guard post. Finally, he put his plan into action, using a homemade compass to navigate the maze-like halls. But just as he reached the outer wall, he realized he’d made a crucial mistake – he’d forgotten to account for the prison’s newest feature: a revolving door! Needless to say, his escape attempt was a “spin” disaster.
7. Why did the prisoner start a book club in prison? Because he wanted to “cell-ebrate” his love for literature! Every week, the inmates would gather in the prison library to discuss the latest selection, trading insights, and debating plot twists. But their meetings weren’t just about books – they were about building community, forging friendships, and finding hope in the darkest of places. Pretty soon, the book club became the most popular group in the prison, with inmates lining up to join. Who knew that reading could be so “cell”-f-fulfilling?
8. Once there was a prison so luxurious that the inmates didn’t want to leave. It had everything – gourmet meals, spa treatments, even a rooftop pool! But despite the five-star accommodations, the inmates still found ways to cause trouble. They smuggled in contraband, started fights in the sauna, and even organized a “cell-ebrity” poker tournament with the guards. Pretty soon, the warden realized he’d made a grave mistake – he’d created a prison that was too comfortable! So he shut it down, turning it into a luxury hotel instead. And the inmates? Well, let’s just say they never felt more at home.
9. Why did the prisoner become a stand-up comedian? Because he wanted to “cell” his jokes to a captive audience! But his first gig didn’t go as planned – he bombed harder than a prison riot. The audience was stone-faced, the guards were unimpressed, and even his cellmate booed him off stage. But instead of giving up, he kept at it, honing his craft, and perfecting his punchlines. Pretty soon, he had the entire prison rolling in the aisles, laughing so hard they forgot where they were. Turns out, all he needed was a captive audience.
10. There once was a prison so notorious that even the guards were afraid to enter. It was filled with the most dangerous criminals in the country – murderers, thieves, even a few politicians! But despite its fearsome reputation, the inmates still found ways to have fun. They hosted talent shows, organized sports leagues, and even started a book club (though they mostly just read “how to escape” manuals). Pretty soon, the prison became known as the happiest place on earth – or at least, the happiest place behind bars.

1. Why was the kid’s lemonade stand outside the prison always so popular? Because it had the best “cell”ing point!
2. What did the little convict say to his teacher when he couldn’t find his pencil? “I guess it’s doing time in the pencil case!”
3. Why did the young jailbird bring a ladder to school? Because he heard it was a “cell-ebration” day and wanted to escape class!
4. Why did the child want to become a prison guard when he grew up? Because he thought it would be a “cell” of a job!
5. Why did the kid’s parents ground him after he visited the prison with his school? Because he kept trying to “cell” his friends on how to break out!
6. What do you call a baby jailbird? A crib convict!
7. Why did the little prisoner refuse to eat his veggies? Because he was already serving time for “assault and pepper”!
8. Why did the kid bring a pillow to school? Because he heard it was a “sleeping sentence” kind of day!
9. What do you get when you cross a kid with a prison architect? A mini-barred designer!
10. Why did the child refuse to play cops and robbers with his friends? Because he didn’t want to be caught “red-handed”!
11. Why was the young convict good at hide and seek? Because he spent a lot of time behind “bars” practicing!
12. What’s a young jailbird’s favorite game? Monopole, because they love the “get out of jail free” card!
13. Why did the kid think the prison was a cool place to visit? Because he heard they had a lot of “cell” phones!
14. Why did the little convict get sent to the time-out corner? Because he kept trying to tunnel his way out!
15. Why was the young jailbird’s room always so messy? Because he thought it looked more like a “cell” that way!
16. What did the kid say when he heard his friend was going to prison for stealing candy? “Looks like he’s in for a sweet sentence!”
17. Why did the child bring a map to school? Because he wanted to “cell-ebrate” geography class!
18. What do you call a kid who’s really good at drawing prison bars? A cell-ist!
19. Why did the young convict refuse to share his toys? Because he thought they’d be confiscated like contraband!
20. Why did the kid dress up as a prison guard for Halloween? Because he wanted to be the one saying “trick or treat”!

“20 Cell-Splitting Chuckles: Behind Another Iron Curtain”

1. Why did the prisoner refuse to play cards with the guards? Because he didn’t want to get “decked”!
2. What’s a prisoner’s favorite dessert? Jail-o pudding!
3. Why did the prisoner start a garden in prison? Because he wanted to “cell-ebrate” his love for nature!
4. Why did the mathematician go to prison? He couldn’t function without his “cell”-culator!
5. Why was the prisoner always calm during a riot? Because he had “cell” control!
6. Why did the prisoner bring a ladder to court? He heard the judge was handing out “suspended sentences”!
7. What do you call a prisoner who’s also a comedian? A con-artist!
8. Why did the prisoner refuse to eat his steak? Because it was a little too “cell”-done!
9. Why did the prisoner start a band? Because he wanted to rock out with his cellmate!
10. Why was the computer cold in prison? It left its Windows open!
11. What’s a prisoner’s favorite book? “The Shawshank Redemption” – it gives them hope!
12. Why did the prisoner become an artist? He wanted to draw his way out of trouble!
13. Why did the prisoner take up yoga? He wanted to find inner “cell-f”!
14. Why was the prisoner so good at chess? Because he’s used to being in a checkmate situation!
15. Why did the ghost get thrown into prison? For haunting and running!
16. What did the grape say when it got stepped on in prison? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
17. Why did the prisoner refuse to watch TV? Because he didn’t want to be in a “cell”-ebrity’s fan club!
18. Why was the prisoner always cold? Because his cell had drafty “bars”!
19. What do you call a prisoner who’s also a musician? A con-cert pianist!
20. Why did the prisoner take up knitting? Because he wanted to “unravel” his thoughts!

1. Why did the prison break out in song? Because it wanted to sing “jailhouse rock”!
2. Why did the inmate start a garden? He wanted to escape through the bushes and make a “cell” phone call!
3. Why was the prison so noisy? Because the inmates were always “cell”-ebrating something!
4. Why don’t prisoners ever get lost? Because they always know the way out: parole!
5. What do you call a prisoner’s favorite food? Jail-o pudding!
6. Why did the computer get thrown into prison? It was guilty of “downloading” too much illegal data!
7. Why don’t prisoners ever win at hide and seek? Because they’re always behind bars!
8. Why was the prisoner always cold? Because his cell had “drafty” bars!
9. What’s a prisoner’s favorite game? Monopole, because they love the “get out of jail free” card!
10. Why did the inmate bring a ladder to his parole hearing? He heard it was a “suspended” sentence!
11. Why don’t prisoners ever make good musicians? Because they’re always stuck behind “bars”!
12. Why did the math book go to prison? It committed too many counts of “al-ge-brazen” robbery!
13. Why did the prisoner take up yoga? He wanted to find inner “cell-f”!
14. Why don’t prisoners ever take baths? Because it’s hard to find a rubber ducky in cell block C!
15. Why did the prisoner become an artist? He wanted to draw his way out of trouble!
16. What’s a prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark? The escape! Oops, I mean, exclamation mark!
17. Why was the prison calendar so popular? Because it was “date”-rated!
18. Why did the scarecrow go to prison? It was outstanding in its field of criminal activity!
19. What do you call a fake noodle in prison? An impasta!
20. Why did the tomato turn red in prison? Because it saw the salad dressing!

21. Why did the prisoner break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t commit.
22. Why did the inmate become a magician? He wanted to escape reality.
23. What’s a prisoner’s favorite workout? The barbell.
24. Why was the criminal so good at basketball? He knew how to break away.
25. Why did the warden start a band? He wanted to play behind bars.
26. Why did the prisoner get a job as a baker? He needed the dough.
27. Why don’t prisoners use Twitter? They already have too many followers.
28. Why was the prisoner’s computer so slow? It was behind a firewall.
29. What do you call a prisoner who can sing? A jailbird.
30. Why do prisoners love algebra? It helps them find their X.
31. Why was the book about prison so popular? It had a strong plot.
32. What do you call a prison librarian? A book keeper.
33. Why did the burglar go to school? To pick up his second degree.
34. Why do prisoners enjoy cooking? It’s a great way to pass thyme.
35. What did the prison guard say at the end of the day? “It’s a wrap.”
36. Why did the prisoner sit on his watch? He wanted to do time.
37. Why don’t prisoners use microwaves? They prefer doing hard time.
38. What’s a prisoner’s least favorite type of music? Jailhouse rock.
39. Why did the inmate take up painting? To add some color to his cell.
40. Why don’t criminals gamble? They can’t handle the stakes.

“20 Incarceration Chuckles: Behind Another Slammer’s Grin”

1. Why did the cheese get sent to prison? Because it was too gouda to be true!
2. What did the cheese say to the cracker cellmate? “You’re my bread and butter in this joint!”
3. How does cheese break out of prison? With some sharp cheddar and a little Swiss maneuvering!
4. Why did the cheese refuse to leave prison? It said, “I’m too fondue of this place!”
5. What do you call cheese that’s been caught stealing? A provolonely convict!
6. Why did the cheese become a prison guard? Because it wanted to keep the crackers in line!
7. How does cheese communicate with other inmates? Through the grapevine, of course!
8. Why was the cheese always getting into fights in prison? It had a real case of curd rage!
9. What’s a cheese’s favorite thing about prison? The grate company!
10. Why did the cheese refuse to attend the prison talent show? It was too shy to brie on stage!
11. How does cheese handle being in solitary confinement? It just goes into a rind of its own!
12. Why was the cheese afraid to break out of prison? It didn’t want to go back to the big house!
13. What did the cheese say to the parole board? “Please, just give me one more chance to melt hearts!”
14. Why did the cheese smuggle itself into prison? It wanted to make a brie-f escape!
15. How does cheese handle being in lockdown? It just keeps grating through the tough times!
16. Why did the cheese become the prison librarian? It wanted to make sure everyone got their just desserts!
17. What did the cheese say to the new inmate? “Welcome to the wheyward side!”
18. Why did the cheese start a band in prison? Because it wanted to be part of a jam session!
19. How does cheese keep track of time in prison? It just waits for the next cell block cheese delivery!
20. What did the cheese say to the guard during a lockdown? “I’m innocent, I swear! Let me brie!”

1. Why don’t prisoners use the internet? Too many bars.
2. Why did the inmate start a gardening club? To grow his cell-esteem.
3. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed!
4. What do you call a prisoner taking a nap? A felony snooze.
5. Why don’t skeletons go to prison? They have no guts.
6. Why did the prison chef quit? He couldn’t take the stir.
7. What do you call a musical prisoner? A cellist.
8. Why did the prisoner take up knitting? It was a good way to pass the time.
9. How do prisoners communicate? Cell phones.
10. What kind of stories do prisoners read? Cell-by-date novels.
11. Why was the math book in prison? It had too many problems.
12. What do you get if you cross a prisoner with a chef? Baked felon.
13. Why did the thief wear blue gloves? He didn’t want to be caught red-handed.
14. Why don’t prisoners play hide and seek? Good luck hiding in a cell.
15. Why did the scarecrow become a prisoner? He was outstanding in his field.
16. Why did the robber take a bath before the heist? He wanted a clean getaway.
17. What’s a prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark? The period. It marks the end of a sentence.
18. Why did the criminal study for his test? To pass the bars.
19. How do prisoners call each other? With cell phones.
20. Why did the prisoner become an artist? He wanted to draw out his sentence.

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