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1. Why did Post Malone start a gardening club? Because he wanted to grow his own “Post Malone-tatoes!”
2. What’s Post Malone’s favorite type of exercise? Post-jog Malone.
3. How does Post Malone take his coffee? With a little bit of Post-Milk Malone.
4. Why did Post Malone become a chef? He wanted to master the art of Post-Marinating Malone.
5. What’s Post Malone’s favorite subject in school? Post-Math Malone.
6. Why did Post Malone become a magician? He wanted to make his problems disappear, like Post-Magic Malone.
7. What did Post Malone say when he opened a bakery? “Welcome to Post-Muffin Malone’s!”
8. How does Post Malone organize his closet? With Post-Fashion Malone.
9. Why did Post Malone become a detective? He wanted to solve the mystery of Post-Whodunit Malone.
10. What’s Post Malone’s favorite board game? Post-Monopoly Malone.
11. Why did Post Malone go to space? To find the perfect atmosphere for Post-Astronaut Malone.
12. What’s Post Malone’s favorite time of day? Post-Sundown Malone.
13. Why did Post Malone become a tailor? He wanted to create the perfect suit, the Post-Fashion Malone Special.
14. What’s Post Malone’s favorite type of fish? Post-Salmon Malone.
15. Why did Post Malone start a tech company? To create the best Post-Gadget Malone.
16. What’s Post Malone’s favorite holiday? Post-Halloween Malone.
17. Why did Post Malone become a gardener? He wanted to cultivate his own Post-Blossom Malone.
18. What’s Post Malone’s favorite type of pasta? Post-Fusilli Malone.
19. Why did Post Malone become a painter? He wanted to create the masterpiece, the Post-Strokes Malone.
20. What’s Post Malone’s favorite movie genre? Post-Action Malone.

1. Why did Post Malone become a hairdresser? He wanted to give everyone the perfect Post-Mullet Malone!
2. What’s Post Malone’s favorite dance move? The Post-Malone Shuffle!
3. Why did Post Malone start a bakery? He wanted to make sure everyone got a taste of his Post-Croissant Malone!
4. What’s Post Malone’s favorite type of comedy? Post-Laugh Malone!
5. Why did Post Malone open a zoo? To showcase his rare collection of Post-Alone Malones!
6. What’s Post Malone’s go-to karaoke song? “Post-Microphone Malone”!
7. Why did Post Malone start a construction company? He wanted to build the ultimate Post-Home Malone!
8. What’s Post Malone’s favorite mode of transportation? Post-Ride Malone!
9. Why did Post Malone become a magician? He wanted to turn his haters into Post-Magic Malone lovers!
10. What’s Post Malone’s favorite social media platform? Post-Tweet Malone!
11. Why did Post Malone become a gardener? He wanted to grow his own Post-Bloomin’ Malone!
12. What’s Post Malone’s favorite weather? Post-Storm Malone!
13. Why did Post Malone join a band? He wanted to be the ultimate Post-Harmony Malone!
14. What’s Post Malone’s favorite game? Post-Game Malone!
15. Why did Post Malone start a fitness club? To get everyone into Post-Tone Malone shape!
16. What’s Post Malone’s favorite insect? Post-Mosquito Malone!
17. Why did Post Malone become a detective? He wanted to solve the case of the missing Post-Mystery Malone!
18. What’s Post Malone’s favorite accessory? Post-Necklace Malone!
19. Why did Post Malone become a scientist? To create the perfect Post-Formula Malone!
20. What’s Post Malone’s favorite type of candy? Post-Jawbreaker Malone!

1. Why did Post Malone become a mathematician? He wanted to solve the equation of Post-Math Malone!
2. What’s Post Malone’s favorite literary genre? Post-Poetry Malone!
3. Why did Post Malone become a chef? He believed in the science of Post-Cuisine Malone!
4. What’s Post Malone’s favorite programming language? Post-Code Malone!
5. Why did Post Malone become an astronomer? He wanted to explore the universe of Post-Cosmos Malone!
6. What’s Post Malone’s favorite philosophy? Post-Existential Malone!
7. Why did Post Malone become a psychologist? He was intrigued by the mysteries of Post-Psyche Malone!
8. What’s Post Malone’s favorite art movement? Post-Impressionism Malone!
9. Why did Post Malone start a fashion line? To showcase the elegance of Post-Couture Malone!
10. What’s Post Malone’s favorite type of architecture? Post-Modern Malone!
11. Why did Post Malone become a linguist? He wanted to master the language of Post-Linguistics Malone!
12. What’s Post Malone’s favorite branch of science? Post-Physics Malone!
13. Why did Post Malone become a philosopher? He wanted to ponder the questions of Post-Philosophy Malone!
14. What’s Post Malone’s favorite historical era? Post-Renaissance Malone!
15. Why did Post Malone become a botanist? He appreciated the complexity of Post-Botany Malone!
16. What’s Post Malone’s favorite political ideology? Post-Liberal Malone!
17. Why did Post Malone become a geologist? He wanted to understand the rocks of Post-Geology Malone!
18. What’s Post Malone’s favorite economic theory? Post-Keynesian Malone!
19. Why did Post Malone become a philosopher? He wanted to delve into the depths of Post-Metaphysics Malone!
20. What’s Post Malone’s favorite puzzle? Post-Enigma Malone!

1. Why did Post Malone open a bakery? Because he wanted to sell “Rolls” like a rockstar!
2. Post Malone tried to become a gardener, but all his plants kept saying, “I Fall Apart.”
3. What’s Post Malone’s favorite exercise? Running circles around the competition in the “White Iverson” sneakers.
4. Post Malone started a fashion line for dads – it’s called “Dad Vibes” and features Crocs and cargo shorts.
5. Why did Post Malone bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
6. Post Malone’s favorite subject in school? Post-apocalyptic literature.
7. What’s Post Malone’s go-to dance move? The “Rockstar Shuffle.”
8. Post Malone tried to become a magician, but every trick ended with him saying, “Congratulations, you played yourself.”
9. Why did Post Malone become a detective? Because he always finds “clues” in his lyrics.
10. Post Malone’s ideal pet? A “Psycho” python.
11. What did Post Malone say to the procrastinator? “I’m ‘Better Now’ if you do it tomorrow.”
12. Post Malone opened a seafood restaurant – it’s called “Cod Malone.”
13. Why did Post Malone become a barber? He wanted everyone to have “Goodbyes” with great haircuts.
14. Post Malone started a tech company specializing in slow internet – it’s called “Buffer Malone.”
15. What’s Post Malone’s favorite board game? “Sorry” – because he always apologizes for winning.
16. Post Malone tried to be a stand-up comedian, but his jokes were always a bit “rocky.”
17. Why did Post Malone become an astronaut? He wanted to explore the “Spaceships” in his mind.
18. Post Malone’s favorite superhero? “Spider-Malone.”
19. What’s Post Malone’s favorite instrument? The “Beerbongs & Bentleys.”
20. Post Malone’s preferred mode of transportation? “Rockstar” skateboard.

1. Post Malone went to a fortune teller who told him he would have a “rocky” future. Post replied, “Well, that’s just my ‘Stone’ Cold Destiny.”
2. Once, Post Malone tried to start a band with vegetables, but it didn’t work out. The carrots wanted to play “Roots,” but Post insisted on “Rockstar.”
3. Post Malone decided to become a chef and opened a restaurant called “Malone’s Munchies.” His specialty? “Stoney Mac ‘n’ Cheese.”
4. Post Malone’s computer crashed, and he lost all his music files. He said, “Looks like I’ll have to ‘Download’ my emotions again.”
5. Post Malone was asked to join a synchronized swimming team, but he declined, saying, “I prefer synchronized ‘Singing in the Shower.'”
6. Post Malone tried his hand at stand-up comedy. His first joke? “Why did the guitar break up with me? Because I had too many ‘Fret’s and no commitment!”
7. Post Malone started a landscaping business, specializing in rock gardens. He called it “Post’s Stonescaping.”
8. Post Malone was invited to a dance-off, but he showed up with a mop and bucket. When asked why, he said, “I’m here to clean up in the ‘Sweepstakes!'”
9. Post Malone tried to become a motivational speaker, but every speech ended with him saying, “Congratulations, you’ve just been motivated… to get a refund.”
10. Post Malone decided to become a pirate, but his crew couldn’t understand why he kept singing “I’m on a Boat” instead of giving orders.
11. Post Malone entered a comedy roast competition but got disqualified for bringing a slow cooker and saying, “I like my roasts ‘Crocked’ and low.”
12. Post Malone tried to break into the fashion industry with a line of clothing made entirely of Post-it notes. He called it “Sticky Swag.”
13. Post Malone decided to become a scientist and invented a time machine. Unfortunately, it only played his greatest hits on a loop, leading to a paradox of “Rockstar” proportions.
14. Post Malone opened a theme park called “Malone’s Marvels,” where all the rides were shaped like giant microphones and played his songs on a loop.
15. Post Malone joined a circus as the ringmaster, but every time he cracked the whip, it played a guitar riff from “Congratulations.”
16. Post Malone started a detective agency but could only solve crimes that involved finding lost pairs of sunglasses.
17. Post Malone decided to become a superhero but could only fight crime on Fridays – his “Fri-yay the 13th” alter ego.
18. Post Malone tried to become a chef specializing in spicy dishes, but every time someone asked for extra heat, he just played “Hotline Bling” on a kazoo.
19. Post Malone attempted to become a professional wrestler, but his signature move, the “Post Drop,” mostly involved him tripping over his own microphone cord.
20. Post Malone decided to become a tour guide, but all his tours ended at a tattoo parlor for an impromptu “Ink & Insights” session.

1. Why did Post Malone bring a ladder to school? He heard it was the quickest way to reach the “Top of the Charts.”
2. What’s Post Malone’s favorite subject in school? Music, of course – he’s acing the class on “Hip-Hop Homework!”
3. Why did Post Malone become a teacher? He wanted to teach the kids how to “Rock and Roll” with their ABCs.
4. How does Post Malone organize his backpack? With a “Backpack Boogie” – it’s a dance move that magically arranges all his school supplies.
5. What did Post Malone say to his lunchbox? “You’re the real ‘Lunchtime Heroes’ – keeping my snacks safe and sound!”
6. Post Malone’s favorite game during recess? “Tag, You’re a ‘Rockstar’!”
7. Why did Post Malone bring a microphone to show-and-tell? Because he wanted to share his “Mic-Drop Moments” with the class.
8. Post Malone joined the school choir, and his favorite song to sing? “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little ‘Rockstar.'”
9. What’s Post Malone’s favorite bedtime story? “Goldilocks and the Three ‘Guitars’.”
10. Post Malone started a school band – they play exclusively “Rock, Paper, Scissors” themed music.
11. What’s Post Malone’s favorite school supply? Pencils – because they have the best “Lead” vocals!
12. Why did Post Malone bring a guitar to the playground? He wanted to play some “Strings-Attached” games.
13. Post Malone’s favorite game during gym class? Musical Chairs – he calls it “Musical Thrones” and plays it with actual thrones.
14. Why did Post Malone become a lunch monitor? He wanted to make sure everyone had a “Balanced Diet of Beats.”
15. Post Malone started a rock band with his classmates, and their hit song? “Recess Rockers.”
16. What’s Post Malone’s favorite type of math? Subtracting – because he’s always taking away the unnecessary notes in his songs.
17. Why did Post Malone become a crossing guard? He wanted to help kids “Cross the Street Safely” to the rhythm of his music.
18. Post Malone’s favorite school dance? The “Dab and Drop” – a dance move that incorporates both modern and classic styles.
19. What’s Post Malone’s favorite school event? The talent show – where he can showcase his “Post-it Note Poetry.”
20. Post Malone’s advice to kids? “Always aim high, like trying to hit the high notes in a ‘Rockstar’ chorus!”

1. Why did Post Malone start a landscaping business? Because he wanted to make sure his grass was always “Greener Now.”
2. Post Malone tried his hand at being a chef, but all his dishes were a little too “spicy” – he called it the “Sriracha Symphony.”
3. What’s Post Malone’s favorite exercise routine? Playing air guitar while doing lunges – it’s the “Rockstar Leg Workout.”
4. Post Malone joined a meditation class, but instead of saying “om,” he just sang “Congratulations” in a soothing tone.
5. Why did Post Malone start a car repair shop? He wanted to fix cars that always break down on the “Highway to Hell.”
6. Post Malone decided to become a stand-up comedian but found out his jokes were only funny when you’re “Feeling White Iverson.”
7. Why did Post Malone become a motivational speaker? He wanted to inspire people to live their lives like a “Rockstar Retirement Plan.”
8. Post Malone joined a yoga class but couldn’t quite master the “Zen and Bentleys” pose.
9. What’s Post Malone’s favorite drink? A mix of beer and lemonade called “Beerbongs & Lemon Drops.”
10. Post Malone opened a winery specializing in red wine – it’s called “Merlot Malone.”
11. Why did Post Malone start a petting zoo? He wanted people to experience the joy of petting a “Psycho” python.
12. Post Malone decided to become a magician, but his disappearing act only worked when he mumbled, “I Fall Apart.”
13. What’s Post Malone’s favorite board game? “Monotony” – it’s just him playing “Rockstar” on repeat until someone gives up.
14. Post Malone joined a dance class but insisted on doing the “White Iverson Waltz.”
15. Why did Post Malone become a tour guide? He wanted to show people around the “Circles” of his favorite places.
16. Post Malone started a comedy club featuring only “Knock Knock” jokes, and the punchline was always “Who’s there? Post.”
17. Why did Post Malone open a bakery? He wanted to make sure everyone had their “Daily Bread” with a side of rock and roll.
18. Post Malone became a time traveler, but he could only go back to “Post”-historic times and play his hits for dinosaurs.
19. What’s Post Malone’s favorite genre of movies? Action films – because they always have a good “Soundtrack to My Life.”
20. Post Malone tried to become a fortune teller but always ended his predictions with “Congratulations, you’re about to have a good time!”

1. Why did Post Malone become a dad? He wanted to finally have an excuse to wear those “Dad Vibes” fashion outfits.
2. Post Malone’s favorite dad joke: “Why did the rockstar bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted to reach new ‘heights!'”
3. Post Malone tried to mow the lawn, but he kept singing “Rockstar” into the lawnmower, turning it into a karaoke session.
4. What’s Post Malone’s favorite dad dance move? The “Dad Bod Bop.”
5. Post Malone became a dad and started giving his kids “Post-it Note” affirmations every morning.
6. Why did Post Malone become a dad blogger? He wanted to share his “Dadvice” on parenting with a soundtrack.
7. Post Malone’s favorite dad joke at the dinner table: “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like my lyrics!”
8. Post Malone’s dad superpower: The ability to find lost toys with the mystical chant, “Congratulations, we found your teddy bear.”
9. Post Malone started a dad band called “The DadBods” and only played classic rock covers.
10. Why did Post Malone start a dad comedy club? Because he wanted to tell jokes about “Dad Bod Transformations.”
11. Post Malone became a dad and started telling bedtime stories about a dragon who could shred the guitar in a fiery solo.
12. What’s Post Malone’s go-to dad outfit? A suit made entirely of “Dad Joke” punchlines.
13. Post Malone tried to fix the leaky faucet but ended up turning it into a beatbox, creating a new hit called “Drip Drop.”
14. Why did Post Malone become a soccer dad? He wanted to cheer for his kids’ team with his signature “Soccer Star Shuffle.”
15. Post Malone’s favorite dad prank: Changing all the alarm clocks in the house to play “Circles” instead of the usual beep.
16. Why did Post Malone become a dad detective? He wanted to solve the mystery of who ate the last piece of pizza.
17. Post Malone’s favorite dad hobby: Fishing for compliments in a sea of “Dad Joke Approval.”
18. Why did Post Malone become a dad magician? He could make snacks disappear with the wave of his “Dad Wand.”
19. Post Malone’s dad fitness routine: Lifting “Dad Bod Dumbbells” to the rhythm of his greatest hits.
20. What’s Post Malone’s favorite dad movie? “Dadpool” – because he loves a good dad joke superhero.

1. Why did Post Malone start a dairy farm? He wanted to make the cheesiest “Moo-sic” in town!
2. Post Malone opened a pizza joint called “Malone’s Cheesin’ Pies” – where every pizza is a “Slice of Happiness.”
3. What’s Post Malone’s favorite type of cheese? Gouda vibes – it pairs well with his “Goodbyes.”
4. Post Malone decided to become a comedian specializing in cheese jokes, but people said they were too “cheddar-cheesy.”
5. Why did Post Malone bring a wheel of cheese to the concert? He wanted to “Wheelie” entertain the crowd!
6. Post Malone tried to make a cheese sculpture of himself but said, “I’m just ‘molding’ into my true cheesy form.”
7. What’s Post Malone’s favorite cheesy movie? “The Brie Shawshank Redemption.”
8. Post Malone started a cheese-themed dance called the “Gouda Groove” – it’s a hit at all the parties!
9. Why did Post Malone become a cheesemonger? He wanted to spread the joy of “Gruyere Happiness.”
10. Post Malone’s favorite cheesy pick-up line: “Are you a cheese grater? Because you’re grate in every way!”
11. What’s Post Malone’s favorite cheesy snack? “Cheez-It’s & Chill” – the perfect movie night combo.
12. Post Malone’s favorite board game? “Cheese and Ladders” – because he always climbs to the top!
13. Why did Post Malone start a cheese-inspired fashion line? Because he believes in dressing with “Brie-lieve” and style.
14. Post Malone tried to become a cheese sculptor but accidentally created a masterpiece titled “The Mona Feta.”
15. What’s Post Malone’s favorite cheese-related sport? Brie-athlon – it involves cheese rolling, cheese tossing, and lots of cheesy fun!
16. Post Malone opened a cheese-themed amusement park called “CheeseLand” – the rides are all “Gouda-licious.”
17. Why did Post Malone bring a cheese wheel to the comedy club? He wanted to roll out some “cringe-worthy” jokes!
18. Post Malone tried to write a cheesy romance novel but said, “It’s too ‘gouda’ to be true!”
19. What’s Post Malone’s favorite cheese-based workout? “Parmesan Push-ups” – it’s all about building those cheesy muscles.
20. Post Malone decided to become a cheese judge – his rating scale goes from “Mild” to “Post Malone Extra Sharp.”

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