- Why did the polar bear bring a flashlight to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a “bear” night!
- How do polar bears keep their houses cool? They use bear conditioning!
- What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
- Why did the polar bear refuse to play cards with the other animals? Because he was afraid of being dealt a “cold” hand!
- What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a harp? A bear-faced liar!
- How do polar bears stay in shape? They exercise on the “ice” machine!
- Why did the polar bear break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always trying to put him on ice!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “ice” beat!
- How do you apologize to a polar bear? “Sorry, I didn’t mean to break the ice!”
- Why don’t polar bears use smartphones? Because they already have the best “paw”-dialing system!
- What did the polar bear say when he saw the seal wearing a fur coat? “I guess you could say he’s sealing my style!”
- Why don’t polar bears get lost? Because they always know their “bear”-ings!
- How do polar bears make decisions? They take a “polaroid” and see where it leads!
- Why did the polar bear bring a ladder to the beach? Because he heard the “ice” cream truck was coming!
- What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Lost!
- How do polar bears keep their drinks cold? With “bear”-on-ice!
- Why did the polar bear start a band? Because he wanted to be a “cool” bear!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies!
- Why don’t polar bears play hide and seek? Because they always stick out like a “sore paw”!
- What did the polar bear say to the snowman? “Do you want to go ice fishing?”
- Why did the polar bear bring a suitcase to the party? Because he was ready to “bear” all the fun!
- What do you call a polar bear with a toothache? An “ice-ache” bear!
- Why don’t polar bears like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite type of math? Subtraction – they love taking the “minus” temperatures!
- Why did the polar bear break the ice? Because he wanted to break into the “cool” conversation!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite TV show? Ice Road Truckers!
- Why did the polar bear sit on the iceberg? Because he wanted to be on top of the world!
- What do polar bears eat at picnics? Brrrr-gers and ice cream cones!
- Why did the polar bear wear a fur coat to the beach? Because he wanted to “polarize” the crowd!
- What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Lost and “parched”!
- Why don’t polar bears like talking on the phone? Because the reception is always “brrr-oken”!
- What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a flower? Frost-bite!
- Why did the polar bear refuse to play cards with the penguins? Because they always “freeze” when it’s their turn!
- How do you invite a polar bear to a party? Just “brrr-ing” lots of ice!
- Why was the polar bear so good at baseball? Because he had the best “ice” swings!
- What do you call a polar bear who loves to dance? A “snow”flake!
- Why did the polar bear wear socks? Because it’s “paw”-sibly cold outside!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite bedtime story? Goldilocks and the Three “Bear”-s!
- Why did the polar bear go to school? To get a “beary” good education!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite dessert? “Brrr-ownies”!
- Why did the polar bear refuse to share his ice floe? Because he believed in “bear” necessities!
- What do you call a polar bear’s favorite meal? An “Arctic” delicacy!
- Why did the polar bear become a detective? Because he had a “polarizing” ability to crack cold cases!
- How do polar bears keep track of their finances? They have a “brrrr” banker!
- Why was the polar bear hired as a consultant? Because he always knows how to “chill” out problems!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite movie genre? Ice-olation thrillers!
- Why did the polar bear bring a map to the Arctic? Because he wanted to find his “true North”!
- How do polar bears stay warm during winter? They wear “fur-niture”!
- What do polar bears study in school? “Polar”-ities and “Bear”-onomics!
- Why was the polar bear so good at chess? Because he could always “ice-olate” his opponent’s moves!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite mode of transportation? An “ice-cycle”!
- Why did the polar bear refuse to take a vacation? Because he didn’t want to “brrr-eak” the routine!
- How do polar bears communicate in the wild? They use their “ice-solated” language!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite book? “The Great Grrrr-sby”!
- Why was the polar bear so skilled at fishing? Because he knew how to “bait” the fish with ice cubes!
- How do polar bears make decisions? They weigh the “brrrr-gatives” and the “pawsitives”!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite holiday? “Bear”thday – it’s always cold and snowy!
- Why did the polar bear become a poet? Because he had a knack for crafting “ice-spiring” verses!
- What do polar bears do for fun? They have “snowball” fights – it’s their version of a “brrrr-awl”!
- Why did the polar bear start a business? Because he wanted to “brrrr-eak” into the market!
- Why did the polar bear bring a pencil to the Arctic? To write “brrr-illiant” notes!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite kind of tea? Brrr-isk!
- Why did the polar bear refuse to share its ice cream? Because it was “brrr-tifully” delicious!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite accessory? An ice-cap!
- How does a polar bear keep its den cool? With “brrr”-icks!
- Why don’t polar bears like to dance? They have two left “brrr-ains”!
- What do polar bears say when they’re in a hurry? “Brrr”-ace yourselves!
- Why don’t polar bears get cold feet? Because they have “brrr-avery”!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite type of joke? Ice-breakers!
- How do polar bears greet each other? With a “brrr”-ro hug!
- Why was the polar bear happy when it got a job? Because it was “brrr-inging” home the seal of approval!
- What did the polar bear say to the seal? “You’re looking quite ‘brrr-illiant’ today!”
- What do you call a polar bear in a snowstorm? A “brrr-blizzard”!
- Why did the polar bear refuse to share its blanket? Because it wanted to be “brrr-ight” and snugly!
- What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a harp? A “brrr-illiant” musician!
- Why did the polar bear bring a shovel to the party? To “brrr-eak” the ice!
- What did the polar bear say when it slid down the hill? “Wheeee-brrr!”
- Why don’t polar bears tell secrets on the ice? Because there are too many “brrr-eaks” for eavesdropping!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite dance move? The “brrr-eakdance”!
- Why don’t polar bears use smartphones? Because they’re too busy playing “brrr-ain” games!
- Why did the polar bear bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the ice was “two bear-y” high!
- How do polar bears keep their den cool? They use bear conditioning!
- Why did the polar bear wear a coat to the beach? Because it was “bear” naked!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite game at the arcade? “Whack-a-Seal!”
- Why don’t polar bears like fast food? Because they can’t “bear” the cold fries!
- What did the polar bear say to the seal before starting a race? “Seal you later!”
- How do polar bears stay in shape during winter? They do “bear-obics”!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite dance move? The “bear hug boogie!”
- Why did the polar bear bring a snowman to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a “cool” event!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite dessert? “Brrrr-ownies!”
- How do polar bears keep their breath fresh? With “bear” mint gum!
- What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Lost!
- Why don’t polar bears ever get lost? Because they always know “bear”ings!
- What did the polar bear say to the snowman? “Do you want to go ice-skating?”
- How does a polar bear fix a leaky igloo? With “seal”ant!
- Why don’t polar bears get sunburned? Because they always wear “polarized” sunglasses!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite movie? “The Icicle Age!”
- Why don’t polar bears like to gamble? Because they always “paws” before making a bet!
- What do you call a polar bear in the jungle? Lost again!
- How do polar bears keep their den tidy? They use the “bear” minimum!
- Why did the polar bear bring a pencil to school? Because he wanted to “bear” down and study!
- How does a polar bear get to school? On an “ice”-icle bus!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite subject in school? “Ice” math!
- Why did the polar bear eat his homework? Because he thought it was a “bear-y” good snack!
- What do you call a polar bear’s report card? A “snowy” success!
- Why did the polar bear refuse to do his homework in pen? Because it might lead to “polar-izing” mistakes!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite lunchtime snack? “Seal” sandwiches!
- Why did the polar bear get sent to the principal’s office? Because he got caught “ice”-skating in the hallway!
- How do polar bear students greet each other? With a “bear” hug!
- Why was the polar bear’s computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
- What did the polar bear say when he got a low grade? “I guess I’ll just have to “bear” with it!”
- Why did the polar bear take a ruler to bed? To measure how “bear-y” long he slept!
- What do you call a polar bear who’s good at spelling? A “bear” of words!
- Why did the polar bear bring a flashlight to class? Because he wanted to shine “bear” bright!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite part of school? “Recess” on the ice!
- Why did the polar bear become a teacher? Because he wanted to “paw” on his knowledge!
- What did the polar bear say to the teacher when he was late? “Sorry, I got caught in a “snow” traffic jam!”
- Why did the polar bear wear earmuffs to school? Because it didn’t want to “bear” any noise!
- What do you call a polar bear’s favorite book? “The Bear-y Potter” series!
- Why did the polar bear bring a backpack to the North Pole? Because he wanted to be “bear-y” prepared!
- Why did the polar bear break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always “ice”-olating him!
- What do you call a polar bear who loves to party? A “snow”cialite!
- Why did the polar bear refuse to go to the zoo? Because he didn’t want to see his “ex”!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite pickup line? “Are you made of ice? Because you just made my heart melt!”
- How does a polar bear impress his date? By showing off his “bear”-bQ skills!
- Why did the polar bear bring a map to the party? Because he didn’t want to get “polar”ized!
- What do you call a polar bear’s favorite drink? “Brrr”-bon on the rocks!
- Why did the polar bear go to therapy? Because he had “bear”-ly any self-esteem!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite type of music? “Ice”-hop!
- Why did the polar bear refuse to join the swim team? Because he didn’t want to deal with “polar”izing opinions!
- What do polar bears do for fun on a Friday night? They go club-“bear”-ing!
- Why did the polar bear bring a fishing rod to the bar? Because he wanted to catch some “ice”breakers!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite hobby? “Chill”axing in the Arctic!
- Why did the polar bear refuse to share his ice cream? Because he’s “bear-y” protective of his snacks!
- What do you call a polar bear who loves to dance? A “snow” dancer!
- Why did the polar bear become a comedian? Because he had a “bear-y” good sense of humor!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite type of movie? A “bear-omantic” comedy!
- Why did the polar bear become an artist? Because he wanted to paint his world “bear-autiful”!
- What do polar bears do when they’re stressed? They take a “polar plunge” in the icy waters!
- Why did the polar bear buy a new phone? Because he heard it had “paw”-some features!
- Why did the polar bear bring a map to the family picnic? Because he didn’t want to get “polar”-ized!
- What do you call a polar bear who tells jokes? A “bear”-illiant comedian!
- Why did the polar bear wear a tie to the party? Because he wanted to look “bear-y” formal!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite bedtime story? “Goldilocks and the Three Bears (on Ice)!”
- Why did the polar bear become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow “bear”-ries!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite TV show? “Ice Road Truckers”!
- Why did the polar bear bring a flashlight to the movie theater? Because he heard it was going to be a “polar”-izing film!
- What do you call a polar bear’s favorite dessert? “Bear-y” pie!
- Why did the polar bear bring a ladder to the beach? Because he heard the tide was “two bear-y” high!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite type of music? “Ice”-cappella!
- Why did the polar bear start a band? Because he wanted to “paw”-duce some cool tunes!
- What do you call a polar bear’s favorite vacation spot? The “Bear”-ibbean!
- Why did the polar bear become a carpenter? Because he wanted to work with “bear” wood!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite sport? “Bear”-minton!
- Why did the polar bear bring a fan to the Arctic? Because he wanted to stay “bear-y” cool!
- What do you call a polar bear who loves to cook? A “grizzly” chef!
- Why did the polar bear become a detective? Because he wanted to solve “ice”-cold cases!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite movie snack? “Snow” cones!
- Why did the polar bear refuse to share his fish? Because he’s a little “shellfish”!
- What do you call a polar bear who’s a skilled craftsman? A “bear”-niture maker!
- Why did the polar bear bring a pencil to the Arctic? Because he wanted to draw attention!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite type of music? Chill-out tunes!
- How does a polar bear keep cool in the summer? By staying ice-olated!
- What do you call a polar bear with a toothache? An icebreaker!
- Why did the polar bear become an artist? Because he had a great sense of bear-esthetics!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite dessert? Brrrrr-ownies!
- How do polar bears keep their den tidy? They use the Arctic Circle to clean up!
- Why don’t polar bears like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
- What did the polar bear say to the seal at the comedy club? “You’re so funny, I’m seal-iously laughing!”
- Why did the polar bear break up with his girlfriend? She was always giving him the cold shoulder!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite dance move? The ice-slide!
- How does a polar bear make a cup of tea? With ice bergamot!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite board game? Chilly-opoly!
- Why did the polar bear go to school? To get a little more ice-telligence!
- What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Lost!
- What’s a polar bear’s favorite movie? The Ice Age, of course!
- How do polar bears keep their pants up? With an iceberg belt!
- Why did the polar bear bring a ladder to the iceberg? Because he wanted to go to new heights!
- What do you call a polar bear with a cold? A chill bear!
- Why did the polar bear wear a coat to the party? Because he didn’t want to be underdressed!