- Why did the pig become an actor? Because it was a master of hamming it up!
- What do you call a pig that knows karate? Porkchop!
- How does a pig write a love letter? With oink-ment!
- Why don’t pigs ever get lost? Because they always know where the trough is!
- What do you call a pig who loves to clean? A mop hog!
- Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machines!
- What’s a pig’s favorite ballet? Swine Lake!
- What do you call a pig that’s been arrested? Ham-cuffed!
- Why did the pig join the band? Because it had the chops!
- How do pigs communicate when they’re far apart? They use ham radio!
- What do you call a pig that’s good at math? An arithmetic pork-chop!
- Why did the pig bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
- What’s a pig’s favorite movie genre? Squeal-bait!
- Why don’t pigs play football? Because they’re afraid of getting truffled!
- What did the pig say to the mirror? “I look bacon-tiful!”
- Why did the pig bring a clock to the restaurant? To keep track of its lunch time!
- What’s a pig’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Ham!”
- Why did the pig bring a flute to the party? Because it wanted to hog the spotlight!
- What’s a pig’s favorite dessert? Sowffle!
- Why did the pig become a detective? Because it was great at sniffing out clues!
- Why don’t pigs ever go on vacation? Because they’re afraid of the ham-mock!
- What do you call a pig with a black belt in martial arts? A pork chop!
- Why did the pig bring a computer to the farm? Because it wanted to surf the web!
- What’s a pig’s favorite TV show? Hogwarts!
- How does a pig write secret messages? With invisible oink!
- What do you get when you cross a pig with a karaoke machine? A ham-singer!
- Why did the pig refuse to play cards with the other animals? Because it was afraid of getting baconed!
- What’s a pig’s favorite type of music? Pork and roll!
- How do pigs send mail? In a ham-bulance!
- Why was the pig’s report card so bad? Because it was hogging all the answers!
- What do you call a pig that’s good at baseball? A home run ham!
- Why did the pig go to school? To get smarter than the other swine!
- What’s a pig’s favorite sport? Mud wrestling!
- Why did the pig become a chef? Because it was tired of being bacon all day!
- What’s a pig’s favorite place to visit? The porkshop!
- How do pigs celebrate their birthdays? With a ham-birthday party!
- What did the pig say to its friend on a hot day? “I’m swine-ing like a pig!”
- Why did the pig bring a map to the party? Because it didn’t want to get lost in the pig-pen!
- What’s a pig’s favorite hobby? Making bacon puns!
- Why did the pig wear sunglasses? Because it didn’t want to be recognized at the piggy bank!
- Why was the pig always the first to finish tests? Because it never left any question ham-dle!
- How did the pig outsmart the farmer? It learned to read the pig-fence signs!
- Why was the pig awarded a Nobel Prize? Because it discovered the theory of swine-relativity!
- What did the pig say to the mathematician? “Stop hogging all the pi!”
- How does a pig solve a puzzle? It snout-sters the art of deduction!
- Why did the pig win the spelling bee? Because it knew how to spell “succ-pig!”
- What’s a pig’s favorite subject in school? Social ham-studies!
- Why did the pig refuse to be weighed? It didn’t want to be a victim of hogwash!
- What did the pig say to the philosopher? “I think, therefore I ham!”
- How does a pig analyze data? It swine-grates information like a pro!
- Why did the pig become a detective? Because it had a keen snout for mysteries!
- What’s a pig’s favorite genre of literature? Pork-folk tales!
- Why was the pig voted class president? Because it had the most hogmatic approach to leadership!
- How does a pig perform surgery? With ham-dexterity and pork-cision!
- Why did the pig excel in astronomy? It knew how to ham-stargaze with precision!
- What did the pig say to the inventor? “I’ve got some swine-tastic ideas!”
- How does a pig handle complex emotions? It practices emotional intellihams!
- Why did the pig become a poet? Because it knew how to turn swine into wine with words!
- What’s a pig’s favorite type of architecture? Bau-swine!
- Why was the pig hired as a consultant? Because it had a knack for sow-lutions!
- Why did the pig go to the doctor? It was feeling a little “boar-ed”!
- What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!
- How does a pig write a thank you note? With a “pork”folio!
- Why don’t pigs ever use computers? They’re afraid of the “mouse”!
- What’s a pig’s favorite dance move? The “ham”mer shuffle!
- Why did the pig go to the beach? To “pig” out on some sun!
- What do you call a pig who loves to knit? A “sew”-vine swine!
- Why did the pig become an artist? It had a “brush” with greatness!
- What’s a pig’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Hamlet”!
- Why was the pig in the kitchen? It was “bacon” something delicious!
- What’s a pig’s favorite game? “Swine” and Seek!
- Why did the pig bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the “house”!
- What’s a pig’s favorite kind of music? “Pork” and roll!
- Why did the pig take a bath? It wanted to be squeaky “clean”!
- What do you call a pig who knows magic? A “ham”ster!
- Why was the pig’s report card so good? It aced the “swine” test!
- What do you call a pig who loves to read? A “book”worm!
- Why did the pig become a detective? It had a “nose” for solving mysteries!
- What’s a pig’s favorite TV show? “Hogwarts”!
- Why did the pig go to the doctor? It was “feeling” a little “ham-sick”!
- Why don’t pigs ever tell secrets? Because they’re afraid of squealing!
- What do you call a pig who knows karate? Pork Chop!
- Why did the pig become an actor? Because it was great at hamming it up!
- How do you make a pig float? Add root beer and a scoop of oinkment!
- Why did the pig join the band? It had a nose for music!
- What’s a pig’s favorite ballet? Swine Lake!
- How do pigs send secret messages? Through the hog wire!
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
- Why did the pig become a chef? It was good at bacon things!
- What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porky-pine!
- Why was the pig in the kitchen? It was bacon something delicious!
- What do you call a pig that drives recklessly? A road hog!
- Why did the pig go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit ham-strung!
- What do you call a pig who’s bad at math? A square root!
- Why did the pig bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
- What’s a pig’s favorite Shakespeare play? Hamlet!
- Why did the pig refuse to leave the mud? It was stuck in a swine dilemma!
- What do you call a pig who loves to sunbathe? A pork roast!
- Why don’t pigs ever win at hide and seek? Because they’re always squealing on each other!
- What’s a pig’s favorite type of party? A pig-nic!
- Why did the pig bring a pencil to school? Because it wanted to baconite its homework!
- How does a pig write letters? With a pen-pig!
- What do you call a pig who loves to read? A book hog!
- Why did the pig take a ruler to bed? To measure how long it could sleep in!
- What do you call a pig’s favorite game? Swine and Seek!
- Why did the pig bring a ladder to the playground? It heard the slides were too high!
- What’s a pig’s favorite subject in school? Ham-ematics!
- Why did the pig sit on the clock? It wanted to be a ham-ds of time!
- How does a pig send messages? Through ham-mail!
- What do you call a pig who tells jokes? A ham-ateur comedian!
- Why did the pig bring a suitcase to school? It was going on a pig-cation!
- What’s a pig’s favorite sport? Pigball!
- Why did the pig bring a map to school? It didn’t want to get lost in the pig-maze of hallways!
- How does a pig make friends? It says, “Hay there!”
- What do you call a pig’s favorite dessert? S’more-pigs!
- Why did the pig bring an umbrella to school? It heard it was going to be a real ham-soaker!
- What do you call a pig’s favorite TV show? The Baconing Dead!
- Why did the pig bring a backpack full of bricks to school? It wanted to be a real pork-pack mule!
- What’s a pig’s favorite part of the day? Ham-o’clock!
- Why did the pig bring a snorkel to school? It heard it was going to be a pig-tastic underwater adventure!
- Why did the pig bring a bottle of wine to the party? Because it wanted to ham it up!
- Why did the pig break up with its girlfriend? She was always hogging the spotlight!
- What do you call a pig that loves to gamble? A high roller!
- Why did the pig refuse to go on a diet? Because it was afraid of being a pork chop!
- Why did the pig apply for a job at the bakery? It heard they kneaded a lot of dough!
- What’s a pig’s favorite type of music? Pork and roll!
- Why did the pig get kicked out of the nightclub? It was hogging the dance floor!
- What do you call a pig who’s a detective? Sherlock Hams!
- Why did the pig get a speeding ticket? It was caught ham-handed!
- What’s a pig’s favorite way to relax? A spa day at the mud bath!
- Why did the pig become a comedian? It loved cracking oink jokes!
- What’s a pig’s favorite TV show? Swinefeld!
- Why did the pig become a banker? It wanted to bring home the bacon!
- What do you call a pig who’s good at math? A swine-ematician!
- Why did the pig join the gym? It wanted to work on its hamstrings!
- What do you call a pig who loves to read? A bookworm!
- Why did the pig become a fashion designer? It had a great sense of style!
- What’s a pig’s favorite sport? Squeal-tag!
- Why did the pig go to school? It wanted to be a little pig-scholar!
- What’s a pig’s favorite dessert? Chocolate-covered bacon!
- Why did the pig bring a hammer to the party? Because it wanted to make sure it had a pig-ture perfect time!
- What do you call a pig who tells jokes? A ham-ateur comedian!
- Why don’t pigs ever lend money? Because they’re afraid of being swindled!
- Why did the pig become a musician? Because it was a natural born oinkstrumentalist!
- What’s a pig’s favorite movie genre? Porkumentaries!
- Why don’t pigs ever go skydiving? Because they’re afraid of becoming ham-stronauts!
- What do you call a pig who loves to dance? A boogie woogie bacon!
- Why did the pig bring a map to the party? Because it didn’t want to be bacon the wrong directions!
- What’s a pig’s favorite type of car? A pig-up truck!
- Why did the pig become a gardener? Because it had a knack for sow-ing seeds!
- What do you call a pig who loves to travel? An explorer-pig!
- Why did the pig become a lifeguard? Because it was great at hogging the beach!
- What’s a pig’s favorite game? Truffle hunt!
- Why don’t pigs ever play hide and seek? Because they always get found bacon!
- What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiv-oink!
- Why did the pig become a detective? Because it was a real ham-sleuth!
- What’s a pig’s favorite subject in school? Swine-ematics!
- Why don’t pigs ever play football? Because they’re afraid of getting sacked!
- What do you call a pig who’s good at painting? A pork-trait artist!
- Why did the pig go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a bit pig-nant!
- Why did the pig go to the dance? Because it heard they were playing swine music!
- What’s a pig’s favorite movie? Hamlet!
- Why did the pig bring an umbrella? Because it heard it was going to be a little drizzly!
- Why was the pig happy at the barbecue? Because it was bacon in the sun!
- What did the pig say to the farmer? Let’s make this farm a little more oinkclusive!
- What’s a pig’s favorite kind of sandwich? A ham and cheesy one!
- Why don’t pigs ever make good secret agents? Because they’re always squealing!
- Why did the pig take a vacation? It needed to get away from the daily ham-drum!
- What do you call a pig who’s a rockstar? A ham-bassador of music!
- Why did the pig become a magician? Because it loved making things disappear in a puff of ham!
- What’s a pig’s favorite Shakespeare play? Much Ado About Swine!
- Why did the pig sit in front of the computer? It wanted to surf the inter-hog!
- What did the pig say to its friend? Stop being so boar-ing!
- Why did the pig go to school? It wanted to be a little pig-gy smarty!
- What’s a pig’s favorite mode of transportation? A piggyback ride!
- Why don’t pigs ever go on diets? Because they’re afraid of turning into skinny pigs!
- Why did the pig become a comedian? Because it was a real ham on stage!
- What did the pig say to the farmer’s wife? Can I get a little extra oinkment for my sunburn?
- Why was the pig excited for dinner? Because it was going to be a real hammy affair!
- What do you call a pig who’s an expert at computers? A swine hacker!