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1. Why did the pelican refuse to share its fish? Because it didn’t want to scale down the fun!
2. What do you call a pelican who loves to dance? A beak-n-beat maestro!
3. Why was the pelican always invited to parties? Because it knew how to break the ice with its beak!
4. How did the pelican become a comedian? It mastered the art of peli-can jokes!
5. What’s a pelican’s favorite TV show? “The Catch of the Day!”
6. Why did the pelican bring a suitcase to the beach? Because it wanted to tern heads with its stylish wings!
7. How does a pelican make a fashion statement? By flaunting its feathery elegance!
8. Why was the pelican so good at math? Because it could always count on its beak-culator!
9. What do you call a pelican who loves to read? A beakworm!
10. Why was the pelican always calm? Because it had a strong bill-ief in relaxation!
11. How does a pelican solve problems? With a pinch of beak-magic!
12. Why was the pelican a great storyteller? Because it knew how to spin a tale with its wings!
13. What’s a pelican’s favorite movie? “Beak to the Future!”
14. Why did the pelican start a band? Because it wanted to wing it with some catchy tunes!
15. How does a pelican stay organized? By keeping everything neatly tucked under its feathers!
16. Why did the pelican become a detective? Because it had a knack for uncovering fishy mysteries!
17. What’s a pelican’s favorite game? “Catch of the Day Hide and Seek!”
18. Why did the pelican go to art school? Because it wanted to brush up on its feather strokes!
19. How does a pelican impress its friends? By showing off its impeccable fishing skills!
20. Why was the pelican the life of the party? Because it always knew how to wing it!

1. Why did the pelican refuse to play cards? Because it heard the stakes were too fishy!
2. What do you call a pelican who loves to gossip? A squawkbox!
3. Why was the pelican always late for work? Because it kept hitting the snooze button on its “beak”fast alarm!
4. How does a pelican apologize? By saying, “I’m sooo-sorry, I didn’t mean to beak such a klutz!”
5. What’s a pelican’s favorite type of music? Pelican-o!
6. Why did the pelican get a job as a lifeguard? Because it was an expert in “beak”ing up fights!
7. How does a pelican stay cool in the summer? By taking a dip in the “beak”on!
8. Why did the pelican bring a ladder to the beach? Because it wanted to reach new heights in its sunbathing career!
9. What’s a pelican’s favorite dessert? Pelican pie, of course!
10. Why was the pelican so bad at telling jokes? Because its delivery was always “beak”ing up!
11. How does a pelican catch a cold? By swimming in “beak” water!
12. Why did the pelican enroll in yoga classes? Because it heard they were great for improving “beak” flexibility!
13. What’s a pelican’s favorite holiday? Beaksgiving!
14. Why did the pelican bring a map to the beach? Because it heard it was a “beak”on of relaxation!
15. How does a pelican win an argument? With a “beak” of persuasion!
16. Why was the pelican always so happy? Because it had a “beak”y attitude!
17. What’s a pelican’s favorite sport? Beak-etball!
18. Why did the pelican go to school? To become an “egg”s-pert!
19. How does a pelican make friends? By showing off its “beak”on of charm!
20. Why did the pelican bring a calculator to the beach? Because it heard there would be a “beak” sale!

1. Why did the pelican bring a map to the beach? Because it heard the fish were lost!
2. What do you call a group of pelicans with impeccable manners? Polite-cans!
3. How do pelicans communicate during migration? They use their “pelican-tongues”!
4. Why did the pelican refuse to share its food? Because it was too shellfish!
5. What’s a pelican’s favorite subject in school? Beak-economics!
6. Why did the pelican become a comedian? Because it had a knack for “pelican’t stop laughing”!
7. How do pelicans make decisions? They “bill” it to their instincts!
8. Why was the pelican always calm during storms? Because it had a “placid beak”!
9. What do you call a pelican with a low IQ? A “birdbrainiac”!
10. Why did the pelican refuse to tell secrets? Because it didn’t want to “spill the beak”!
11. What did the pelican say to the seagull who stole its lunch? “You’ve gull-ibly fallen for my trap!”
12. Why did the pelican start a bakery? Because it wanted to make “bill-buns”!
13. What’s a pelican’s favorite game? “Peli-can you find me?”
14. Why did the pelican break up with its partner? It felt like they were “beak-ing up”!
15. What do you call a pelican who loves to dance? A “choreogra-pelican”!
16. Why was the pelican always late? Because it couldn’t catch a “flying fish”!
17. What did the pelican say to the fish who asked for directions? “Follow my beak, and you won’t be lost at sea!”
18. Why did the pelican start a detective agency? Because it had a knack for “fishy cases”!
19. What do you call a pelican who loves to read? A “book-beak”!
20. Why was the pelican so good at basketball? Because it had “fowl shots”!

1. Why did the pelican bring a pencil to the beach? To draw its “shore-line”!
2. What’s a pelican’s favorite type of music? Beak-boxing!
3. Why did the pelican start a band? Because it had the “talons” for it!
4. What do you call a pelican who loves to travel? A “wander-bill”!
5. Why was the pelican always the life of the party? Because it had a “beak” for humor!
6. What did the pelican say to its friend? “Let’s wing it!”
7. Why did the pelican become a chef? It wanted to make “beak-nic” meals!
8. What do you call a pelican with a cold? A “sick-feather”!
9. Why did the pelican refuse to argue? Because it believed in “beakind”ness!
10. What’s a pelican’s favorite movie? “The Beakfast Club”!
11. Why did the pelican cross the road? To prove it wasn’t “chicken”!
12. What’s a pelican’s favorite dessert? Beak-lava!
13. Why did the pelican become a lifeguard? Because it had a “flap-tastic” sense of rescue!
14. What do you call a pelican who’s afraid of heights? A “low-flyer”!
15. Why was the pelican always smiling? Because it knew how to “grin and beak it”!
16. What do you call a pelican who’s a fast runner? A “fleet-feather”!
17. Why did the pelican join the circus? It wanted to be the “beak-tacle” of the show!
18. What’s a pelican’s favorite hobby? “Beak-surfing”!
19. Why was the pelican always on top of things? Because it had a “bird’s-eye view”!
20. What do you call a pelican who loves to tell stories? A “tale-feather”!

1. Why did the pelican become a stand-up comedian? Because it had a knack for delivering beak-breaking punchlines!
2. How does a pelican stay in shape? By practicing “fly-ometrics” and doing “wing curls”!
3. What do you call a pelican with a sunburn? A “crispy critter”!
4. Why did the pelican bring a ladder to the beach? To reach the top perch for the best ocean view!
5. What did the pelican say to the seafood chef? “I’m hooked on your delicious dishes, but don’t take me for granted!”
6. How does a pelican apologize? By offering a “fishy” explanation and a sincere squawk of remorse!
7. Why was the pelican always late for meetings? Because it kept getting caught up in “fowl” traffic!
8. What’s a pelican’s favorite TV show? “Winging It: Life of a Coastal Avian”!
9. Why did the pelican start a band? Because it wanted to make some “beak-tastic” music!
10. How does a pelican style its feathers? With a “plume and groom” session, of course!
11. Why don’t pelicans ever get lost? Because they always follow their “sea-gull” maps!
12. What do you call a pelican with a great sense of humor? A “beak-nik”!
13. Why did the pelican bring a book to the beach? Because it wanted to “pier” into a good story!
14. What’s a pelican’s favorite sport? “Pelican-tackling” in the waves!
15. Why did the pelican enroll in flight school? To earn its “wings” and soar to new heights!
16. How does a pelican like its coffee? With a little bit of “perch”!
17. What’s a pelican’s favorite movie genre? “Pelican-noir” mysteries!
18. Why was the pelican elected president of the birdwatchers’ club? Because it had “fowl-proof” leadership skills!
19. What did the pelican say to its reflection? “I may have a big bill, but I’m still quite ‘fly’!”
20. Why did the pelican go to therapy? To deal with its deep-seated fear of empty fish baskets!

1. Why did the pelican bring a suitcase to the beach? Because it wanted to go on a peli-can vacation!
2. What do you call a pelican who loves to dance? A peli-can’t-stop-dancing!
3. How does a pelican answer the phone? “Pelican here, who’s squawking?”
4. Why did the pelican sit on the computer? Because it wanted to browse the “web”!
5. What’s a pelican’s favorite TV show? Beak-ing Bad!
6. How does a pelican make decisions? It flips a coin, heads it eats, tails it peli-can’t!
7. Why don’t pelicans like to share secrets? Because they’re afraid they’ll spill the beans… or fish!
8. What did the pelican say to the fish who owed him money? “You better pay up, or I’ll put you on the ‘billed’ list!”
9. Why was the pelican so good at basketball? Because it had the best “beak” shot!
10. What do you get when you cross a pelican with a snowman? Frost-bite!
11. Why did the pelican bring a ladder to the beach? Because it heard the fish were up high in the sky!
12. How do you invite a pelican to a party? You “bill” it an invitation!
13. What’s a pelican’s favorite dessert? Beak-on pie!
14. Why did the pelican blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom and got “shy”!
15. What do you call a pelican with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
16. Why did the pelican go to school? To learn how to “fish” for compliments!
17. What’s a pelican’s favorite game? “Beak and Seek”!
18. Why did the pelican refuse to play cards? Because it was afraid of getting “dealt” a bad hand!
19. What did the pelican say to its friend who stole its fish? “You’re shore-ly not going to get away with that!”
20. Why don’t pelicans like to gamble? Because they always end up “bill”-ding their nests!

1. Why did the pelican break up with its partner? Because they kept squawking up the wrong tree!
2. What did the pelican say to its therapist? “I feel like I’m carrying the weight of the whole beach on my beak!”
3. Why was the pelican banned from the fishing tournament? Because it kept swallowing the evidence!
4. How does a pelican unwind after a long day of fishing? With a beak massage!
5. Why did the pelican get a job at the airport? Because it heard they were hiring baggage handlers!
6. What’s a pelican’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a fisherman? Because you just caught my eye!”
7. Why did the pelican refuse to join the choir? Because it didn’t want to be pigeonholed!
8. How does a pelican apologize? With a big bill!
9. Why did the pelican become a comedian? Because it had a knack for “fowl” humor!
10. What’s a pelican’s favorite song? “Fly Me to the Fish!”
11. Why don’t pelicans play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding that beak!
12. How does a pelican fix a broken beak? With bill duct tape!
13. Why did the pelican go to therapy? It had too many “fishy” issues!
14. What’s a pelican’s favorite movie genre? Beak-drama!
15. Why did the pelican become a lifeguard? Because it was good at “wing”-ing it!
16. What’s a pelican’s favorite holiday? Pelican-tine’s Day!
17. Why did the pelican join the circus? To show off its amazing balancing act with fish!
18. How does a pelican get in shape? With a strict diet of fish and “flap”ercise!
19. Why did the pelican start a book club? Because it wanted to “bill” its reading list!
20. What’s a pelican’s favorite type of music? Pel-i-can’t-decide!

1. Why did the pelican refuse to share its fish? Because it didn’t want to be a peli-can’t!
2. What do you call a pelican with a low self-esteem? A “down-in-the-bill” pelican!
3. Why don’t pelicans ever get lost? Because they always follow their “beak-on” course!
4. How does a pelican apologize? It says, “I’m so sorry, I beaked up!”
5. Why was the pelican such a good detective? Because it had a keen “beak” for clues!
6. What do you get when you cross a pelican with a snowman? Frosty feathers!
7. Why did the pelican bring a suitcase to the beach? Because it was planning to “fly” south for the winter!
8. Why don’t pelicans play hide and seek? Because they always “bill” out in the open!
9. What’s a pelican’s favorite movie genre? “Beak-tion” films!
10. Why was the pelican always invited to parties? Because it was such a “beak” entertainer!
11. How does a pelican style its feathers? With a “beak” comb!
12. Why did the pelican sit on the computer? It wanted to check its “webbed” presence!
13. What’s a pelican’s favorite dessert? Beak-lava cake!
14. Why did the pelican break up with its partner? Because it caught them “fish-flirting” with another bird!
15. What do you call a pelican who loves to tell jokes? A comi-pelican!
16. Why don’t pelicans ever get locked out of their homes? Because they always have their “bill” with them!
17. Why don’t pelicans ever get stage fright? Because they’re always ready to “wing” it!
18. What did the pelican say to its disobedient chick? “You better beak-have!”
19. How does a pelican solve problems? It “dives” right into them!
20. Why did the pelican join the band? Because it had great “bill” rhythm!

1. Why did the pelican get a job at the bakery? Because it wanted to work on its “pelican-rolls”!
2. What’s a pelican’s favorite type of cheese? Pelican-brie!
3. Why did the pelican become a musician? Because it wanted to play the “brie-tar”!
4. What did the pelican say when it won the cheese-eating contest? “I’m feeling gouda!”
5. Why did the pelican bring crackers to the beach? To go with its cheesy pick-up lines!
6. What do you call a pelican who loves cheesy puns? A “brie” enthusiast!
7. Why was the pelican always in a good mood? Because it had a “cheese-tastic” outlook on life!
8. What did the pelican say to its cheese-loving friend? “Let’s have a gouda time together!”
9. Why did the pelican refuse to share its cheese? Because it was too “shell-fish”!
10. How does a pelican greet its cheesy neighbor? With a “cheese-tastic” smile!
11. Why did the pelican bring a wheel of cheese to the party? Because it wanted to “brie” the life of the party!
12. What do you call a pelican who tells cheesy jokes? A “fromage-feathered” comedian!
13. Why did the pelican open a cheese shop? Because it wanted to make some “cheddar”!
14. What’s a pelican’s favorite cheese-themed game? “Gouda Land”!
15. Why did the pelican dress up as a slice of cheese for Halloween? Because it wanted to be “cheddar-scary”!
16. What’s a pelican’s favorite song? “Say Cheese” by the Pelican Peppers!
17. Why did the pelican invite the cheese to its birthday party? Because it wanted to have a “grate” time!
18. What’s a pelican’s favorite bedtime story? “The Tale of Peter Pelican and the Cheesy Adventure”!
19. Why did the pelican go to cheese therapy? Because it had too much emotional “cheddar”!
20. What did the pelican say when it saw the cheese grater? “That’s grate!”

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