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1. Why did the matzah go to school? Because it wanted to be a little bit more well-rounded!
2. What did the grape say when it got stepped on during Passover? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
3. Why did the Egyptians never play hide and seek during Passover? Because they always got caught by the plagues!
4. What’s a vampire’s favorite part of Passover? The Seder because there’s plenty of kosher for Passover wine!
5. Why did the matzah break up with the bread? It felt like they were just going through the motions and kneading some space.
6. How does Moses make his coffee during Passover? Hebrews it!
7. What do you call someone who derives pleasure from eating matzah? A matzochist!
8. Why don’t we ever tell secrets during Passover? Because there are too many spies around!
9. Why was the matzah sad? Because it felt crumby!
10. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping away during Passover? A hare-escape!
11. Why did the matzah sit out in the sun? It wanted to be baked, not fried!
12. What’s a pirate’s favorite part of the Passover meal? The mateysah!
13. Why don’t we ever play soccer during Passover? Too many matzah balls!
14. What do you call a matzah that tells jokes? A pun-derful unleavened comedian!
15. Why did the matzah refuse to fight? It didn’t want to crumble under pressure!
16. Why did the tomato turn red during the Passover Seder? It saw the salad dressing!
17. What do you call a matzah who’s always in a rush? Fast food!
18. Why don’t we ever take a nap during Passover? We’re too busy trying to stay awake during the Haggadah!
19. What’s the best advice to give during Passover? Don’t be a pharaoh-tale!
20. Why was the matzah so popular? Because it was well kneaded!

1. Why did the matzah cross the Red Sea? To get to the other seder!
2. What do you call someone who steals the afikomen? A matzah-napper!
3. Why was the matzah always invited to parties? It knew how to break it down!
4. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
5. Why did the frog refuse to hop during Passover? It was on a croak-fast!
6. What did the grape say to the matzah? “You’re one tough cracker!”
7. Why was the Seder plate always empty? Because everyone kept passing over it!
8. Why did the matzah go to therapy? It had too many layers to unpack!
9. What did the Jewish duck say at the Seder? “Quackosher!”
10. Why was the Haggadah always so tired? It had too many plagues to go through!
11. What’s a pirate’s favorite part of the Passover meal? The arrrr-gula!
12. Why did the matzah sit in the corner? It was feeling crumby!
13. What’s the best way to keep matzah fresh? Put it in the freezer and let it break the ice!
14. Why did the matzah break up with the bread? It needed some space to rise!
15. Why did the tomato blush during the Seder? It saw the salad dressing!
16. What did the matzah say to the bitter herbs? “You’re giving me the horseradish!”
17. Why don’t we ever tell secrets during Passover? Because there’s always someone ready to spill the wine!
18. What do you call a Passover pop quiz? A matzah-test!
19. Why was the Haggadah so good at math? It knew how to count the plagues!
20. What’s a matzah’s favorite movie genre? Crumb-coms!

1. Why did the Haggadah bring a flashlight to the Seder? Because it wanted to shed some light on the Exodus!
2. What did the matzah say to the bread? “Let’s rise to the occasion and break bread together!”
3. Why did the Hebrew school teacher always win at Passover trivia? Because she knew how to part the knowledge like the Red Sea!
4. Why did the Afikomen hide under the couch? It wanted to be a real sofa king hidden!
5. What do you call a Passover meal that’s missing the matzah? Unleavened unfulfillment!
6. Why did the matzah refuse to get wet? It didn’t want to become a soggy dilemma!
7. Why did the Seder plate feel left out? It wasn’t the center of attention, just the centerpiece!
8. Why was the Passover Seder like a Broadway show? Because it had a plot with plenty of drama and a memorable cast of characters!
9. What’s a matzah’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!
10. Why don’t frogs ever play hide and seek during Passover? Because they’re always jumping out and giving themselves away!
11. Why was the Seder plate always in a hurry? It had too much on its plate!
12. Why did the matzah go on a diet before Passover? It wanted to be more “in-seder” with its health!
13. What do you call a Seder plate in a rush? A pass-over achiever!
14. Why did the lamb feel left out during Passover? Because everyone was saying, “Let’s not beat around the bushel, where’s the brisket?!”
15. Why was the Haggadah so good at telling jokes? Because it knew how to deliver punchlines as swiftly as the plagues!
16. What did the Seder plate say to the dining table? “Let’s set the stage for a memorable evening!”
17. Why was the matzah always so careful with its words? It didn’t want to say anything crumby!
18. Why don’t we ever play tag during Passover? Because the plagues already make it feel like we’re constantly “it”!
19. What’s the Haggadah’s favorite social media platform? Insta-gadah!
20. Why was the matzah always calm during Passover? Because it knew how to rise to the occasion without getting too puffed up!

1. Why was the matzah sad? It kneaded some love.
2. What do you call a matzah with a sense of humor? A pun-derful unleavened comedian!
3. Why was the Seder plate always in a hurry? It had a date with destiny.
4. What did the grape say to the matzah? “You’re one tough cracker!”
5. Why did the Afikomen hide under the couch? It wanted to be a real sofa king hidden!
6. Why did the matzah refuse to get wet? It didn’t want to become a soggy dilemma!
7. What did the Seder plate say to the dining table? “Let’s set the stage for a memorable evening!”
8. Why did the lamb feel left out during Passover? Everyone was saying, “Let’s not beat around the bushel, where’s the brisket?!”
9. What’s a matzah’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!
10. Why was the matzah always so careful with its words? It didn’t want to say anything crumby!
11. Why don’t frogs ever play hide and seek during Passover? They’re always jumping out and giving themselves away!
12. What do you call a Passover meal that’s missing the matzah? Unleavened unfulfillment!
13. Why did the Haggadah bring a flashlight to the Seder? It wanted to shed some light on the Exodus!
14. Why was the Passover Seder like a Broadway show? It had a plot with plenty of drama and a memorable cast of characters!
15. Why was the Haggadah so good at telling jokes? It knew how to deliver punchlines as swiftly as the plagues!
16. Why did the matzah go on a diet before Passover? It wanted to be more “in-seder” with its health!
17. What did the matzah say to the bread? “Let’s rise to the occasion and break bread together!”
18. Why was the matzah always calm during Passover? It knew how to rise to the occasion without getting too puffed up!
19. Why was the Hebrew school teacher always winning at Passover trivia? She knew how to part the knowledge like the Red Sea!
20. What’s the Haggadah’s favorite social media platform? Insta-gadah!

1. Why did the matzah go to therapy? Because it had too many unresolved crumbs.
2. What do you call a Passover seder with no brisket? A missed steak!
3. Why did the Hebrews wander in the desert for forty years? Because even Moses refused to ask for directions!
4. Why did the afikomen cross the road? To avoid being hidden again!
5. What’s a pirate’s favorite part of Passover? The seder (treasure) hunt!
6. Why did the matzah blush? Because it saw the Pharaoh’s pyramids!
7. Why was the Passover seder like the original marathon? Because it was a race to the last matzah!
8. Why don’t we ever see elephants at the Passover seder? Because they never forget, and they don’t want to be reminded of 400 years of slavery!
9. What did the matzah say to the other matzah? “Is it just me, or are we feeling a bit crumby?”
10. Why did the matzah break up with the butter? Because it found someone butter to spread it with!
11. Why was the Passover seder like a baseball game? Because after you find the afikomen, it’s time to sing “Take Me Out to the Seder”!
12. Why did the grape juice go to the Passover seder? Because it heard it was going to get a good press!
13. What do you call a Passover seder hosted by a dinosaur? A Tyrannosederex!
14. Why did the parsley feel left out at the seder? Because it couldn’t ketchup with the rest of the meal!
15. Why don’t we ever play hide and seek during Passover? Because the afikomen always knows where it’s hiding!
16. Why did the matzah refuse to be eaten? Because it was too dough-lightful to be devoured!
17. Why was the Egyptian boy so good at math during Passover? Because he knew how to divide the sea!
18. Why was Moses the best host at the seder? Because he always knew how to part the crowd!
19. Why don’t we ever see rabbits at the Passover seder? Because they don’t want to multiply like the Jews!
20. Why did the matzah go to school? To get a little bit breader!

1. Why did the matzah break up with the chocolate bunny? Because it was too sweet for Passover!
2. What did the baby lamb say to its mom on Passover? “Mom, why are we always the center of attention?!”
3. Why did the frog attend the Passover seder? Because he heard they were serving frog legs (just kidding)!
4. What do you call a rabbit who attends a Passover seder? A bunny-matzah!
5. Why did the grape juice go to the Passover seder? Because it heard there was going to be a lot of ‘pouring’ out!
6. Why did the matzah sit at the kids’ table? Because it wanted to be the ‘crumb’ of the crop!
7. Why did the afikomen hide under the bed? Because it wanted to sleep tight until someone found it!
8. What’s a frog’s favorite part of Passover? The ‘hop-over’ matzah!
9. Why was the matzah sad during Passover? Because it felt crummy without its butter buddy!
10. What do you call a baby sheep who loves Passover? A Passover ‘lamb-in-training’!
11. Why don’t bunnies make good hosts for Passover seders? Because they always have a hare-y time keeping things kosher!
12. Why did the parsley feel left out at the seder? Because it couldn’t catch up with the rest of the meal!
13. What’s a matzah’s favorite dance? The ‘matzah-rena’!
14. Why was the matzah so good at telling jokes? Because it had everyone in stitches!
15. Why did the Passover chicken cross the road? To avoid ending up in the matzah ball soup!
16. Why was the Passover seder like a circus? Because everyone had to juggle their four cups of grape juice!
17. What do you get when you cross a matzah with a bunny? A hopping cracker!
18. Why did the matzah go to school? To get a little bit ‘breader’ at Passover puns!
19. Why did the baby Moses have trouble sleeping? Because every time he closed his eyes, he saw Pharaoh chasing him!
20. What’s a Pharaoh’s favorite day of the week? Pass-over Monday!

1. Why did the matzah refuse to go to the Passover seder? Because it was on a low-carb diet!
2. What’s a wine’s favorite part of Passover? The ‘pour’ decision-making during the four cups!
3. Why did the Passover seder turn into a competition? Because everyone wanted to be the ‘pharaoh’ of the table!
4. Why don’t we ever see unicorns at the Passover seder? Because they refuse to believe in matzah!
5. What do you call a Passover seder without wine? A missed opportunity for a divine intoxication!
6. Why was Moses such a good leader during Passover? Because he knew how to ‘part’ the seas of responsibility!
7. Why did the Passover matzah feel underappreciated? Because it never got a rise out of anyone!
8. What’s the difference between the bitter herbs and an angry spouse? One adds flavor to the seder; the other adds flavor to the conversation!
9. Why did the Jewish vampire love Passover? Because he could finally eat without having to worry about kosher blood!
10. Why did the Passover seder turn into a comedy show? Because everyone brought their best ‘matzah’ of jokes!
11. Why was the Passover seder like a Broadway production? Because everyone had a role, and there was plenty of drama!
12. What’s a Pharaoh’s favorite type of humor? Pyramid schemes!
13. Why was the matzah so bad at making friends? Because it always ended up getting crumbled!
14. Why did the Passover seder have so much in common with a courtroom? Because there were lots of questions and ‘plagues’ of evidence!
15. Why was the Passover seder like a business meeting? Because there were so many ‘exodus’ strategies being discussed!
16. Why was the Passover seder like a fashion show? Because everyone had their best ‘egyptian’ attire on!
17. What’s a matzah’s favorite game? Hide and seek, but it always ends up getting found in the end!
18. Why don’t we ever invite werewolves to the Passover seder? Because they can’t handle the lunar calendar!
19. Why was the Passover seder like a detective mystery? Because everyone was trying to uncover the hidden afikomen!
20. Why did the grape juice feel so nervous at the Passover seder? Because it knew it had big shoes to fill!

1. Why was the Passover seder like a baseball game? Because after you find the afikomen, it’s time to sing “Take Me Out to the Seder”!
2. Why don’t we ever see elephants at the Passover seder? Because they never forget, and they don’t want to be reminded of 400 years of slavery!
3. What did the matzah say to the other matzah? “Is it just me, or are we feeling a bit crumby?”
4. Why did the matzah break up with the butter? Because it found someone butter to spread it with!
5. Why was the Passover seder like the original marathon? Because it was a race to the last matzah!
6. Why did the Hebrews wander in the desert for forty years? Because even Moses refused to ask for directions!
7. Why was the matzah blushing? Because it saw the Pharaoh’s pyramids!
8. Why don’t we ever see rabbits at the Passover seder? Because they don’t want to multiply like the Jews!
9. What’s a pirate’s favorite part of Passover? The seder (treasure) hunt!
10. Why was Moses the best host at the seder? Because he always knew how to part the crowd!
11. Why did the matzah refuse to be eaten? Because it was too dough-lightful to be devoured!
12. Why did the grape juice go to the Passover seder? Because it heard it was going to get a good press!
13. What do you call a Passover seder hosted by a dinosaur? A Tyrannosederex!
14. Why did the parsley feel left out at the seder? Because it couldn’t ketchup with the rest of the meal!
15. Why don’t we ever play hide and seek during Passover? Because the afikomen always knows where it’s hiding!
16. Why did the matzah go to school? To get a little bit breader!
17. Why was the Egyptian boy so good at math during Passover? Because he knew how to divide the sea!
18. Why did the matzah blush? Because it saw the Pharaoh’s pyramids!
19. Why don’t we ever see elephants at the Passover seder? Because they never forget, and they don’t want to be reminded of 400 years of slavery!
20. What did the matzah say to the other matzah? “Is it just me, or are we feeling a bit crumby?”

1. Why did the matzah go to school? Because it wanted to be a little bit more cultured!
2. What did the grape say to the matzah? “You’re my main squeeze during Passover!”
3. Why did the Passover Haggadah win an award? Because it had the best storyline, hands down!
4. What did the matzah say to the bitter herbs? “You really add a kick to this flatbread experience!”
5. Why did the parsley blush during the Seder? Because it saw the matzah without its cover!
6. Why was the Seder guest so good at telling jokes? Because they knew how to deliver a matzah punchline!
7. What do you call a rabbit who hosts a Passover Seder? A hare-raising host!
8. Why did the Pharaoh go to therapy during Passover? Because he had too many plagues on his mind!
9. Why was the matzah always invited to parties? Because it knew how to bring the flatbread fun!
10. What do you call someone who steals matzah during Passover? A matzah nabber!
11. Why did the frog refuse to eat the matzah? Because it was afraid of getting hoppin’ mad!
12. What do you call a Passover dance party? A matzah ball!
13. Why was Moses the best football player during Passover? Because he always knew how to part the defense!
14. What’s a matzah’s favorite type of music? Cracker tunes!
15. Why did the matzah break up with the breadstick? Because it found someone a bit less “crumby”!
16. What did the Hebrew school teacher say to the misbehaving matzah? “You knead to shape up!”
17. Why was the Seder plate always in the spotlight? Because it had the best supporting cast!
18. Why was the Passover Seder always so dramatic? Because everyone had a parting of the red sea!
19. Why did the matzah go on a diet? Because it wanted to be a little less flat!
20. What did the Passover frog say to the matzah? “You really bring out my wild side!”

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