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1. Why did the parasite go to the party? Because it heard there was a host with the most!
2. What do you call a parasite that’s always late? A tardy worm!
3. Why don’t parasites ever pick up the check? Because they prefer a free ride!
4. What’s a parasite’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop, because they love to latch onto beats!
5. Why did the parasite break up with its host? It said the relationship was too draining!
6. What did one parasite say to the other at the buffet? “Let’s dig in, it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet!”
7. Why did the parasite go to school? To improve its host’s grades!
8. What did the parasite say to the host body? “I’m just here for the parasitic relationship, no strings attached!”
9. Why don’t parasites make good comedians? Because they always suck the life out of their punchlines!
10. What’s a parasite’s favorite holiday? Black Friday, because it’s the best time to find a new host!
11. Why did the parasite go on vacation? It needed a change of host-pitality!
12. What’s a parasite’s favorite movie genre? Suspense-thrillers, because they love keeping their hosts on edge!
13. Why was the parasite so confident? Because it knew it could worm its way into any situation!
14. What do you call a parasite who’s a neat freak? An organized tapeworm!
15. Why did the parasite get a job as a tour guide? Because it loves showing new hosts around town!
16. What’s a parasite’s favorite board game? Monopoly, because it’s all about taking over territory!
17. Why did the parasite get kicked out of the party? Because it was a real bloodsucker!
18. What did one parasite say to the other during a race? “I’m latched onto victory!”
19. Why did the parasite refuse to go camping? It said it couldn’t stand the thought of roughing it without room service!
20. What’s a parasite’s favorite sport? Host wrestling!

1. Why did the parasite cross the road? To get to the other host!
2. What do you call a parasite with a sense of humor? A pun-galicious worm!
3. Why did the tapeworm start a band? Because it wanted to be the lead singer in the intestine-tional music scene!
4. What’s a parasite’s favorite TV show? “The Host Whisperer”!
5. Why was the parasite always the life of the party? Because it knew how to latch onto a good time!
6. What’s a parasite’s favorite dessert? Parasite parfait, with layers of delicious hosts!
7. Why did the parasite get a job as a therapist? Because it knew how to get to the root of the problem!
8. What did the parasite say to the host after a successful invasion? “You’ve been chosen as my host-pitality suite!”
9. Why did the parasite start a gardening club? Because it wanted to learn how to cultivate the perfect host environment!
10. What’s a parasite’s favorite board game? Trivial Pursuit, because it loves to tap into knowledge!
11. Why did the parasite become a chef? Because it knew all the best recipes for infestation!
12. What’s a parasite’s favorite dance move? The hitchhike, because it’s always looking for its next ride!
13. Why did the parasite audition for a movie role? Because it heard it was a real scene-stealer!
14. What do you call a parasite that’s also a fashionista? A trend-worm!
15. Why did the tapeworm start a book club? Because it wanted to discuss its favorite literary parasites!
16. What’s a parasite’s favorite social media platform? Instahost, because it’s all about finding the perfect host!
17. Why did the parasite go to the comedy club? To worm its way into the spotlight!
18. What’s a parasite’s favorite game to play at the beach? Sandcastle invasion!
19. Why did the parasite take up knitting? Because it wanted to make cozy sweaters for its host!
20. What do you call a parasite that’s also a scientist? A lab-leech!

1. Why did the parasite become a mathematician? Because it was great at calculating the best host-to-host travel routes!
2. What’s a parasite’s favorite subject in school? Hostory!
3. Why did the tapeworm become a lawyer? Because it knew how to worm its way out of any legal situation!
4. What’s a parasite’s favorite type of literature? Suspense novels, because they love a good cliffhanger!
5. Why did the parasite start a podcast? Because it had a knack for tapping into interesting hosts!
6. What’s a parasite’s favorite genre of music? Indie, because it loves underground scenes!
7. Why did the parasite go to art school? Because it had a talent for drawing blood!
8. What’s a parasite’s favorite sport? Hitch-hiking, because it’s all about catching a ride!
9. Why did the tapeworm become a chef? Because it knew how to dish out delicious infestations!
10. What’s a parasite’s favorite type of puzzle? Crossword, because it loves weaving through clues!
11. Why did the parasite become a detective? Because it was an expert at following the evidence trail!
12. What’s a parasite’s favorite movie genre? Thrillers, because they’re always on the edge of their host!
13. Why did the parasite start a blog? Because it had a knack for getting under people’s skin!
14. What do you call a parasite with a great sense of direction? A navigator worm!
15. Why did the tapeworm start a band? Because it wanted to jam with its intestinal groove!
16. What’s a parasite’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Host-Millionaire?”
17. Why did the parasite become a therapist? Because it knew how to unearth deep-seated issues!
18. What’s a parasite’s favorite type of vacation? Parasailing, because it’s all about being lifted by the wind!
19. Why did the tapeworm go to the library? To check out the best-selling parasitology books!
20. What do you call a parasite who’s also a motivational speaker? A life-coachroach!

1. Why did the parasite get a part-time job? It wanted to make sure it had a steady host income!
2. What did one parasite say to the other at the dinner party? “Mind if I tag along?”
3. Why was the tapeworm invited to all the parties? Because it knew how to worm its way in!
4. Why did the parasite take up knitting? It heard it was a great way to make new hosts cozy!
5. What’s a parasite’s favorite game? Host-and-seek!
6. Why was the tapeworm always the center of attention? Because it had a magnetic personality!
7. What’s a parasite’s favorite movie genre? Hitchcock films, because they love suspense!
8. Why did the parasite refuse to move out? It was too attached to its host!
9. Why did the tapeworm join the gym? It wanted to beef up for its next host invasion!
10. What do you call a parasite who’s also a comedian? A stand-up tapeworm!
11. Why did the parasite go to therapy? It needed help coping with its attachment issues!
12. What’s a parasite’s favorite holiday? Parasite appreciation day!
13. Why did the tapeworm start a band? It heard it was a great way to get into people’s guts!
14. What’s a parasite’s favorite type of music? Jazz, because it loves improvisation!
15. Why did the parasite go to the art museum? It wanted to brush up on its hostory!
16. What’s a parasite’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Parasite Millionaire?”
17. Why did the tapeworm go to school? It wanted to learn how to worm its way into the heart!
18. What do you call a parasite who’s also a detective? A gumshoe maggot!
19. Why did the parasite become a scientist? It wanted to study its own kind!
20. What’s a parasite’s favorite snack? Blood orange!

1. Why did the parasite refuse to play cards? Because it didn’t want to be dealt a bad host!
2. What do you call a parasite that’s always procrastinating? A pro-crastinator!
3. Why did the parasite go to school? To get a degree in parasitology!
4. How does a parasite answer the phone? “Shell-o?”
5. Why was the parasite invited to the party? Because it’s always a good host!
6. What’s a parasite’s favorite type of music? Ska – because it loves to latch onto the beat!
7. Why did the parasite break up with its host? It felt like it was being taken for granted!
8. Why don’t parasites ever win at hide and seek? Because they’re always attached to someone!
9. What did the parasite say to its host on Valentine’s Day? “You make my heart skip a beat!”
10. Why did the parasite become a musician? It wanted to be a blood-cellist!
11. How did the parasite feel after a successful meal? Tickled pink!
12. What’s a parasite’s favorite movie genre? Hitchcock thrillers – because they love suspense!
13. Why did the parasite go to therapy? It felt like it was losing its identity!
14. Why did the parasite get kicked out of the party? It was being too clingy!
15. What’s a parasite’s favorite holiday? Halloween – because it loves a good scare!
16. Why was the parasite always the life of the party? Because it knew how to worm its way into conversations!
17. Why did the parasite join a gym? It wanted to work on its infestation!
18. What did the parasite say to the veterinarian? “I’ve been feeling a little ticked off lately!”
19. Why did the parasite become a comedian? It loved to tickle funny bones!
20. How did the parasite find its perfect host? It had a gut feeling!

1. Why did the parasite go to school? To get an A in “infestation”!
2. What did the baby parasite say to its mom? “I love you with all my heart… and hooks!”
3. How does a parasite like to travel? By blood vessel!
4. Why did the parasite refuse to share its toys? Because it didn’t want to “latch” them away!
5. What’s a parasite’s favorite subject in school? “Host-tory”!
6. Why did the parasite bring a suitcase to school? Because it was going on a field trip… inside someone!
7. How do parasite kids communicate? They use “cell” phones!
8. Why did the parasite get sent to the principal’s office? Because it was caught “hooking” up in class!
9. What do you call a parasite who loves to dance? A “tango-ite”!
10. Why did the parasite get grounded? Because it was caught “sucking” up all the fun!
11. How do parasite kids like to play hide and seek? By blending in with their surroundings… until it’s mealtime!
12. Why did the parasite get detention? Because it was caught “feeding” off the teacher’s knowledge!
13. What’s a parasite’s favorite bedtime story? “The Very Hungry Leech”!
14. Why did the parasite’s parents get mad at it? Because it kept leaving its “toys” all over the house!
15. What did the parasite say to its friend? “Let’s stick together like glue… or hooks!”
16. Why did the parasite’s mom pack a lunch for school? Because she didn’t want it to “bug” the cafeteria staff!
17. What’s a parasite’s favorite game to play at recess? “Pin the Proboscis on the Host”!
18. Why did the parasite’s teacher give it extra credit? Because it had a talent for “hitching” onto the right answers!
19. What do you call a group of parasite kids playing together? A “cling” of friends!
20. Why did the parasite bring a bandage to school? Because it knew it would “stick” to someone!

1. Why did the parasite get promoted at work? Because it knew how to climb the corporate host!
2. What’s a parasite’s favorite pick-up line? “Are you a host? Because I’ve been looking for someone to latch onto!”
3. Why did the parasite refuse to go to the bar? It was tired of being a bloodsucker!
4. How does a parasite ask someone out on a date? “Would you be my host for dinner?”
5. Why did the parasite get a tattoo? To show off its “blood type”!
6. What’s a parasite’s favorite hobby? Hitchhiking – it loves the free ride!
7. Why did the parasite go to therapy? It had attachment issues!
8. What do you call a parasite who’s always gossiping? A tick-tattler!
9. Why did the parasite start a business? Because it wanted to be its own boss… of hosts!
10. What’s a parasite’s favorite type of vacation? A parasailing trip – it loves to ride the waves!
11. Why did the parasite join a book club? It wanted to “worm” its way into intellectual discussions!
12. How does a parasite like its coffee? With a little bit of “infestation” creamer!
13. Why did the parasite start a band? It wanted to be a “rock” star!
14. What’s a parasite’s favorite type of restaurant? All-you-can-eat buffets – it loves a never-ending food source!
15. Why did the parasite become a motivational speaker? It knew how to “infect” people with positivity!
16. How does a parasite celebrate its birthday? By throwing a “host” of a party!
17. Why did the parasite become a lawyer? It loved to argue its case until it won!
18. What’s a parasite’s favorite type of music? Country – it loves songs about hitching a ride!
19. Why did the parasite get kicked out of the gym? It was caught “sucking” all the gains!
20. What’s a parasite’s favorite type of movie? Thrillers – it loves the suspenseful tension!

1. Why did the parasite tell its kids to clean their rooms? Because it didn’t want any infestations!
2. What’s a parasite’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop – because it loves to hop from host to host!
3. Why did the parasite refuse to buy a new car? Because it was attached to its old one!
4. How does a parasite help with homework? It gives “infestation” hints!
5. Why did the parasite take up gardening? Because it wanted to sow its own seeds of infestation!
6. What’s a parasite’s favorite TV show? “House Hunters” – it loves to scope out potential hosts!
7. Why did the parasite go to the doctor? It was feeling a little “buggy”!
8. How does a parasite cheer up its kids? By telling them tickle-your-funny-bone jokes!
9. Why did the parasite start a DIY project? It wanted to learn how to latch onto new hobbies!
10. What’s a parasite’s favorite board game? “Connect Four” – because it’s all about making connections!
11. Why did the parasite get a part-time job? It wanted to earn some extra “dough” to support its family!
12. How does a parasite discipline its kids? With a firm but gentle “suction”!
13. Why did the parasite become a chef? It loved to whip up meals that were to die for!
14. What’s a parasite’s favorite movie snack? Pop-“larvae”-corn!
15. Why did the parasite go to the beach? It wanted to catch some “rays”!
16. How does a parasite help with household chores? By sticking to the task until it’s done!
17. Why did the parasite enroll in a dance class? It wanted to learn some new “tango” moves!
18. What’s a parasite’s favorite bedtime story? “The Very Hungry Caterpillar” – it can relate!
19. Why did the parasite start a blog? It wanted to share its “insights” on successful infestations!
20. How does a parasite make a sandwich? By putting a little “attachment” into it!

1. Why did the parasite break up with its partner? Because it felt like they were just “hosting” each other!
2. What’s a parasite’s favorite type of pizza? One with extra “infestation” toppings!
3. Why did the parasite go to the party? It heard it was going to be a “bumpin’ bash”!
4. How does a parasite greet its friends? “Hey, long time no ‘see’!”
5. What did the parasite say to the flea? “You really ‘bug’ me sometimes!”
6. Why did the parasite go to the comedy club? It wanted to “tick-le” its funny bone!
7. How does a parasite like its eggs? Over-easy – it loves a runny infestation!
8. What’s a parasite’s favorite board game? “Operation” – it’s all about getting inside!
9. Why did the parasite go on a diet? It wanted to shed some “parasite-lbs”!
10. How does a parasite catch a taxi? It “hails” one down!
11. Why did the parasite become a musician? It wanted to “harmonize” with its host!
12. What’s a parasite’s favorite dance move? The “hook and shuffle”!
13. Why did the parasite go to the art museum? It heard there was a “host” of masterpieces!
14. How does a parasite relax after a long day? It kicks back and watches some “infestive” TV!
15. Why did the parasite get a job at the bank? It heard they had a lot of “interest”!
16. What’s a parasite’s favorite dessert? “Jelly roll” – it loves a good sugary rush!
17. Why did the parasite become a lifeguard? It wanted to “latch” onto a new career!
18. How does a parasite travel? It “hops” on the first available host!
19. Why did the parasite go to the concert? It wanted to “rock out” with its host out!
20. What’s a parasite’s favorite type of sandwich? A “sub-tick” – it’s full of flavor!

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