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1. Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught using too many rests!
2. Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
3. What’s the loudest pet you can get? A trumpet!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. What’s a tree’s favorite type of music? Root rock!
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
7. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
8. Why don’t bicycles ever stand up by themselves? Because they’re two-tired!
9. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
11. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
12. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
13. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra!
14. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
15. What did one plate say to the other plate? “Lunch is on me!”
16. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
17. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
18. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
19. What did one hat say to the other? “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”
20. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

1. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the best drumsticks!
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. What did one hat say to the other? “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
7. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra!
8. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
9. What did one plate say to the other plate? “Lunch is on me!”
10. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
11. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
12. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
13. What’s a tree’s favorite type of music? Root rock!
14. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
15. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
16. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
18. What’s the loudest pet you can get? A trumpet!
19. Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught using too many rests!
20. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!

1. Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts, just bones to pick!
2. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of shoes? Sneak-ers!
3. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, and not enough solutions!
4. Why did the scarecrow become a successful entrepreneur? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. What did one hat say to the other hat? “You go on a-head, I’ll stay here and cover things.”
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and wanted to ketchup!
7. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
8. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line!
9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, but you can’t trust something so small!
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
11. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired from all the spinning!
12. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one and had to shout “Fore!”
13. Why was the broom late? It swept in right after the dust settled!
14. What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish unless you play bass!
15. Why was the calendar always nervous? It had too many dates!
16. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
17. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
18. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up and not be able to keep it together!
19. Why was the baseball team so good at solving problems? Because they always went into extra innings!
20. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? “Nothing, they just waved.”

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
2. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra!
3. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
5. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
6. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
7. What did one plate say to the other plate? “Lunch is on me!”
8. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
10. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
11. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
12. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
13. What’s the loudest pet you can get? A trumpet!
14. Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught using too many rests!
15. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
16. What’s a tree’s favorite type of music? Root rock!
17. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
18. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
19. Why don’t bicycles ever stand up by themselves? Because they’re two-tired!
20. Why was the broom late? It swept in right after the dust settled!

1. Why did the math book go to therapy? Because it had too many problems it couldn’t solve out loud!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear who can’t roar out loud!
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts to shout out loud!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field and could shout “Hooray!” out loud!
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything and can’t keep their secrets out loud!
6. Why don’t bicycles stand up by themselves? They’re two-tired and can’t yell for help out loud!
7. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta who can’t confess out loud!
8. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack up and can’t control their laughter out loud!
9. Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts to scream out loud!
10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and couldn’t hide its blush out loud!
11. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants that couldn’t apologize out loud!
12. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot trying to squawk out loud!
13. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish and can’t share out loud!
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well and couldn’t express its concerns out loud!
15. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese you can’t claim out loud!
16. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called bagels and couldn’t squawk out loud!
17. Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they have no organs to sing out loud!
18. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi who couldn’t resist a good time out loud!
19. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny antibodies and can’t sneeze out loud!
20. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one and couldn’t cheer out loud!

1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems to solve out loud!
2. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me, but don’t clatter too loudly!
3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and couldn’t stop blushing out loud!
4. What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my i’s and cross my t’s, but I can’t draw out loud!
5. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide and laugh out loud!
6. Why was the broom late? It swept in at the last minute and couldn’t whistle while it worked out loud!
7. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay up here; I’ll go on a head and can’t joke out loud!
8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts to shout “Boo!” out loud!
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine out loud!
10. Why was the cookie sad? Because it was feeling crumbly and couldn’t laugh out loud!
11. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite that can’t shiver out loud!
12. Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the moooon and can’t moo out loud!
13. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner and can’t whisper out loud!
14. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired and couldn’t balance out loud!
15. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk and can’t buzz out loud!
16. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack up and can’t giggle out loud!
17. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well and couldn’t joke out loud!
18. What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer it can’t sip out loud!
19. Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge and couldn’t relax out loud!
20. Why was the football team so bad? They were always fumbling and couldn’t cheer out loud!

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything and can’t keep their secrets out loud!
2. Why did the belt get arrested? For holding up a pair of pants that couldn’t apologize out loud!
3. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved and couldn’t whisper out loud!
4. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish and can’t share out loud!
5. Why did the banana go to therapy? Because it was feeling bruised and couldn’t express its emotions out loud!
6. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot trying to squawk out loud!
7. Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they have no organs to sing out loud!
8. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi who couldn’t resist a good time out loud!
9. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny antibodies and can’t sneeze out loud!
10. What did the coffee say to the sugar? Stop stirring up trouble, I can’t handle it out loud!
11. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack up and can’t control their laughter out loud!
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field and couldn’t shout “Hooray!” out loud!
13. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay up here; I’ll go on a head and can’t joke out loud!
14. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired and couldn’t balance out loud!
15. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called bagels and couldn’t squawk out loud!
16. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one and couldn’t cheer out loud!
17. What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer it can’t sip out loud!
18. Why was the broom late? It swept in at the last minute and couldn’t whistle while it worked out loud!
19. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me, but don’t clatter too loudly!
20. Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts to scream out loud!

1. Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? Because they don’t have the guts to scream out loud!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta who can’t confess out loud!
3. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish and can’t share out loud!
4. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay up here; I’ll go on a head and can’t joke out loud!
5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired and couldn’t balance out loud!
6. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called bagels and couldn’t squawk out loud!
7. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one and couldn’t cheer out loud!
8. What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer it can’t sip out loud!
9. Why was the broom late? It swept in at the last minute and couldn’t whistle while it worked out loud!
10. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me, but don’t clatter too loudly!
11. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and couldn’t stop blushing out loud!
12. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants that couldn’t apologize out loud!
13. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot trying to squawk out loud!
14. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack up and can’t control their laughter out loud!
15. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field and couldn’t shout “Hooray!” out loud!
16. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi who couldn’t resist a good time out loud!
17. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny antibodies and can’t sneeze out loud!
18. What did the coffee say to the sugar? Stop stirring up trouble, I can’t handle it out loud!
19. Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they have no organs to sing out loud!
20. Why did the banana go to therapy? Because it was feeling bruised and couldn’t express its emotions out loud!

1. Why did the cheese go to school? Because it wanted to be a little “grate” speaker!
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese… unless you share it out loud!
3. Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! It must’ve been quite a cheesy encounter!
4. How does cheese say hello to each other? They say, “Gouda morning! Let’s make some noise!”
5. Why did the cheese refuse to be sliced? Because it was afraid it would be too “sharp” out loud!
6. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? “You’re looking ‘gouda’ today, let’s spread some laughter!”
7. Why did the cheese try to be quiet? Because it didn’t want to wake the sleeping crackers!
8. How did the cheese apologize? It said, “I’m sorry for being so cheesy… I’ll try to tone down my volume!”
9. Why did the cheese fail the exam? Because it was too busy trying to ‘brie’ the class clown!
10. What did the cheese say to the microphone? “Check one, ‘cheddar’, testing, testing… is this thing on?”
11. Why did the cheese start a band? Because it wanted to make sure its voice was ‘sharp’ and its jokes ‘crisp’!
12. What’s a cheese’s favorite pickup line? “Are you made of cheese? Because you’re looking ‘gouda’ enough to eat!”
13. Why did the cheese become a comedian? Because it wanted to make sure everyone laughed ‘curd’ out loud!
14. What’s a cheese’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Believin'” by Journey… because it’s a ‘grate’ anthem for cheesy optimism!
15. Why did the cheese break up with the cracker? Because it felt too ‘spread’ out in the relationship!
16. What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours and doesn’t listen? A ‘cheddar’ with selective hearing!
17. Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many ’emmental’ issues it needed to address out loud!
18. What did the cheese say to the wine? “Let’s uncork some fun and ferment some laughter together!”
19. Why was the cheese a great storyteller? Because it knew how to ‘brie-ng’ characters to life and make them ‘cheddar’ with excitement!
20. Why did the cheese go to the art exhibit? Because it wanted to see if it could ‘brie’ inspired to create its own masterpiece!
21. What did the cheese say to the camera? “Say cheese… and make sure it’s loud and clear!”

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