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Howdy, y’all! Today, we venture into the heart of the Sooner State, where the prairies are wide, the tornadoes are fierce, and the jokes are as endless as the horizon. Whether you know it as the Land of the Red Man, the 46th Star, or simply Oklahoma, prepare to be tickled by tales as colorful as an autumn sunset over the plains. Buckle up for a whirlwind tour of humor that’ll have you laughing harder than a cow in a cornfield.

“20 Okla-ha-hilarious Jokes You Can’t Miss!”

81. Why did the Oklahoma cowboy ride his horse to school? Because it was a stable environment!
82. What do you call a bear from Oklahoma with no teeth? A gummy bear!
83. Why did the Oklahoma tornado join the football team? Because it knew how to turn the game around!
84. What do you get when you cross an Oklahoma farmer with a comedian? Corny jokes!
85. Why did the Oklahoma skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
86. Why did the Oklahoma cactus get invited to all the parties? Because it was a real prickly character!
87. What’s an Oklahoma cow’s favorite instrument? The moo-sic box!
88. Why did the Oklahoma apple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
89. Why do Oklahoma students take a ladder to school? To go to high school!
90. What did the Oklahoma ghost say to the cowboy? “Giddy-boo!”
91. Why did the Oklahoma bicycle need a nap? Because it was two-tired!
92. How does an Oklahoma farmer count his cows? With a cow-culator!
93. Why was the Oklahoma math book unhappy? Because it had too many problems!
94. What do you call a funny mountain in Oklahoma? Hill-arious!
95. Why did the Oklahoma golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one!
96. What’s an Oklahoma dog’s favorite city? Bark-lahoma City!
97. Why did the Oklahoma tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
98. Why did the Oklahoma banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
99. Why was the Oklahoma broom late for work? Because it swept in!
100. How does a snowman greet you in Oklahoma? “Have an ice day!”

1. Why did the scarecrow move to Oklahoma? Because he heard the crops were outstanding there!
2. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of music? Country and wind!
3. Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to Oklahoma? He heard the stakes were high!
4. How do Oklahomans stay cool in the summer? They have mastered the art of the Oklahoma wind fan dance!
5. What did the tornado say to Oklahoma? “I’ve got a twist for you!”
6. Why don’t Oklahomans ever get lost? Because they always know which way the wind blows!
7. Why was the math book sad in Oklahoma? It had too many problems with its “pi”!
8. What’s the favorite snack of Oklahomans during football games? Tornado tots!
9. How do Oklahomans greet each other during tornado season? “Windy to meet you!”
10. Why did the cow cross Oklahoma? To get to the udder side!
11. What do you call an Oklahoman with a sheep under each arm? A pimp!
12. Why did the Oklahoman take a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
13. Why don’t tornadoes hit casinos in Oklahoma? Because even tornadoes know when to roll the dice!
14. How does an Oklahoman answer the phone during a storm? “A twister? Nah, just a little Oklahoma breeze!”
15. Why did the chicken move to Oklahoma? Because it heard the wind farms were egg-cellent!
16. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of soup? Tornado soup – it’s always stirring!
17. Why did the tomato turn red in Oklahoma? Because it saw the salad dressing!
18. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to Oklahoma? In case he got a hole in one!
19. How does an Oklahoman apologize? With a “tornado” of sincerity!
20. Why don’t Oklahomans play hide and seek with tornadoes? Because good luck hiding when the wind is always blowing!

1. Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to Oklahoma? He heard the stakes were high!
2. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of music? Country and wind!
3. Why don’t tornadoes hit casinos in Oklahoma? Because even tornadoes know when to roll the dice!
4. How does an Oklahoman apologize? With a “tornado” of sincerity!
5. Why did the scarecrow move to Oklahoma? Because he heard the crops were outstanding there!
6. What’s the favorite snack of Oklahomans during football games? Tornado tots!
7. How do Oklahomans greet each other during tornado season? “Windy to meet you!”
8. Why did the chicken move to Oklahoma? Because it heard the wind farms were egg-cellent!
9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to Oklahoma? In case he got a hole in one!
10. How does an Oklahoman answer the phone during a storm? “A twister? Nah, just a little Oklahoma breeze!”
11. What do you call an Oklahoman with a sheep under each arm? A pimp!
12. Why did the cow cross Oklahoma? To get to the udder side!
13. Why don’t Oklahomans ever get lost? Because they always know which way the wind blows!
14. Why was the math book sad in Oklahoma? It had too many problems with its “pi”!
15. What did the tornado say to Oklahoma? “I’ve got a twist for you!”
16. Why did the tomato turn red in Oklahoma? Because it saw the salad dressing!
17. How do Oklahomans stay cool in the summer? They have mastered the art of the Oklahoma wind fan dance!
18. Why don’t Oklahomans play hide and seek with tornadoes? Because good luck hiding when the wind is always blowing!
19. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of soup? Tornado soup – it’s always stirring!
20. Why did the Oklahoman take a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

“20 More Okla-laughs: Another Round of Hilarious Oklahoma Jokes!”

1. Why did the scarecrow move to Oklahoma? Because he heard the corn there was outstanding!
2. What do you call a cow with a guitar in Oklahoma? A moo-sician!
3. Why did the tomato turn red in Oklahoma? Because it saw the Sooner Schooner!
4. How does an Oklahoman order their coffee? With a little bit of “y’all” cream and “fixin’s”!
5. Why was the math book sad in Oklahoma? Because it had too many problems with “Pi”!
6. What did one tornado say to the other in Oklahoma? “Let’s twist again, like we did last summer!”
7. Why don’t Oklahoma football players ever starve? Because they always get plenty of touchdowns!
8. How do Oklahomans keep their money dry during a rainstorm? They put it in the “Sooner Bank”!
9. Why did the chicken cross the road in Oklahoma? To get to the Sooner game on the other side!
10. What do you call a group of musical Oklahomans? The Okla-harmonics!
11. Why was the computer cold in Oklahoma? It left its Windows open!
12. What do you get when you cross an Oklahoma cowboy with a computer? A guy who’s really good at “lassoing” data!
13. Why did the tomato blush in Oklahoma? Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of tree? The “Sooner tree” because it always leaves early!
15. Why did the bicycle fall over in Oklahoma? Because it was two-tired from all the hills!
16. How do you know if someone is from Oklahoma? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you “Sooner” or later!
17. Why don’t they play hide and seek in Oklahoma? Because good luck finding anywhere to hide with all those wide-open spaces!
18. What do you call a polite tornado in Oklahoma? A “Sooner-nado”!
19. Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund in Oklahoma? Because someone told him to get a “wiener” dog!
20. How do Oklahomans stay cool in the summer? They find some shade and drink plenty of “Sweet Tea”!

1. Why did the cowboy ride his horse to Oklahoma? Because his car kept “neigh”-gating!
2. What do you call an Oklahoman with a broken car? A pedestrian!
3. Why did the football team go to the bank in Oklahoma? To get their quarterback!
4. How does an Oklahoman get around town? With their “Sooner-cycle”!
5. Why did the chicken go to school in Oklahoma? To get a higher “coop”-ucation!
6. What do you call a tornado that loves country music? A “Twista-homa”!
7. Why was the cowboy a great dancer in Oklahoma? Because he had some impressive “boot”-scootin’ moves!
8. What do you call an Oklahoman with a map? Lost!
9. Why was the computer cold in Oklahoma? Because it left its “Windows” open!
10. How do you find a Sooner fan in a crowd? Don’t worry, they’ll let you know!
11. Why was the math book sad in Oklahoma? Because it had too many “problems” with “Pi”!
12. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite movie genre? “Westerns,” of course!
13. Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund in Oklahoma? Because he heard they were “wienerful” pets!
14. What do you call a cow eating grass in Oklahoma? A lawn-mooer!
15. Why don’t Oklahomans play hide and seek? Because there’s nowhere to hide with all those wide-open spaces!
16. What’s the favorite dessert of Oklahomans? “Tornado”-st!
17. Why don’t they build skyscrapers in Oklahoma? They’re afraid they’ll tip over in the wind!
18. What did the cowboy say to the lost cow in Oklahoma? “Don’t have a cow, we’ll find your herd!”
19. Why did the tomato turn red in Oklahoma? It saw the “Sooner” sign!
20. What do you call an Oklahoman who loves to garden? A “rootin’-tootin'” gardener!

61. Why did the Oklahoma baker go broke? Because he couldn’t make enough dough!
62. What do you call a happy cowboy from Oklahoma? A jolly rancher!
63. Why did the Oklahoma football team go to the bakery? They needed a good roll model!
64. How do Oklahoma farmers fix their jeans? With cabbage patches!
65. Why don’t Oklahoma athletes ever get lost? Because they always follow the track!
66. Why did the Oklahoma chicken go to school? To improve her pecking order!
67. Why was the Oklahoma piano so good at baseball? Because it had perfect pitch!
68. What did the Oklahoma tornado say to the haystack? “Hang on, this is going to be a wild ride!”
69. Why did the Oklahoma farmer join a band? Because he had a lot of sick beats!
70. What’s the most popular game in Oklahoma? Twister!
71. Why was the Oklahoma book so popular? Because it had a great plot twist!
72. Why did the Oklahoma cow become an astronaut? To see the moooon!
73. How does a tornado apologize in Oklahoma? It says, “I’m sorry for the whirlwind romance!”
74. What do you call a dinosaur in Oklahoma? Extinct, because it couldn’t survive the weather!
75. Why did the Oklahoma scarecrow go on vacation? He needed to unwind from being so stuffed!
76. Why did the Oklahoma cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crumby!
77. What’s an Oklahoma cow’s favorite movie? Mooolan!
78. Why don’t Oklahoma football players ever get hot? Because they have so many fans!
79. What do you call a dog magician in Oklahoma? A labracadabrador!
80. Why did the Oklahoma cornfield get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!

“Another 20 Okla-larious Jokes You Need to Hear!”

41. Why did the Oklahoma cowboy get a job at the bakery? Because he kneaded the dough!
42. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle in Oklahoma? Too many cheetahs!
43. Why did the Oklahoma golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
44. Why was the Oklahoma computer cold? It left its Windows open!
45. What’s an Oklahoma cow’s favorite holiday? Moo Year’s Day!
46. Why did the Oklahoma teacher write on the window? Because she wanted her lesson to be clear!
47. Why don’t Oklahoma bakers ever run for office? They can’t handle the yeast of the moment!
48. Why was the Oklahoma baseball team always at the bank? They needed their pitcher to have good credit!
49. How do Oklahoma bees get to school? On the school buzz!
50. Why did the Oklahoma farmer become a DJ? Because he always knew how to raise the roof!
51. What did the Oklahoma corn say when it received a compliment? Aw, shucks!
52. Why do Oklahoma firefighters sleep in the day? So they can fight fire by night!
53. Why did the Oklahoma student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
54. How do you know if it’s raining cats and dogs in Oklahoma? You step in a poodle!
55. Why did the Oklahoma musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes!
56. What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument in Oklahoma? A moo-sician!
57. Why did the Oklahoma tomato go to the bank? To ketchup on its savings!
58. Why did the Oklahoma bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
59. What do you call fake spaghetti in Oklahoma? An impasta!
60. Why did the Oklahoma student sit on a pencil? Because he wanted to draw attention to himself!

1. Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to Oklahoma? Because he heard the Sooner State had “high” standards!
2. Once upon a time in Oklahoma, there was a cow who dreamed of becoming a famous singer. So, she packed her bags and headed to Nashville. Along the way, she met a group of friendly farmers who asked where she was headed. When she told them her dream, they replied, “Well, why go to Nashville when you can become a ‘moo-sician’ right here in Oklahoma?” So, the cow returned home and started a band called the “Bovine Balladeers,” and they became the talk of the town!
3. Two cowboys were chatting at a bar in Oklahoma, discussing their recent cattle drive. One cowboy says, “I reckon we had the best drive yet this year, not a single cow lost!” The other cowboy nods and replies, “Yep, except for that one cow who kept insisting we detour through Texas because she heard the grass was greener on the other side!”
4. Why did the chicken travel to Oklahoma? Because it heard the state was famous for its “egg-cellent” opportunities!
5. There was once a tornado who was tired of wreaking havoc everywhere it went. So, it decided to settle down in Oklahoma and become a gentle breeze. But even as a breeze, it couldn’t resist a little mischief, so every now and then, it would playfully tousle the hair of passersby and whisper, “Don’t worry, I’m just a ‘Sooner-nado’ now!”
6. One day, a city slicker from New York visited Oklahoma for the first time. As he marveled at the vast open plains, he asked a local cowboy, “How do you find anything out here with no landmarks?” The cowboy grinned and replied, “Well, sonny, us Oklahomans don’t need landmarks. We navigate by the stars, the wind, and the occasional tumbleweed.”
7. Why did the scarecrow move to Oklahoma? Because he heard the fields there were so fertile, even the crows wore cowboy hats!
8. Two friends were discussing their summer plans. One said, “I’m thinking of visiting Oklahoma for some adventure.” The other asked, “What kind of adventure?” The first friend replied, “You know, chasing tornadoes, riding horses, and maybe even trying to lasso a few clouds!”
9. Why did the tomato blush in Oklahoma? Because it heard the Sooner fans cheering “Boomer Sooner!” and thought they were complimenting its ripe color!
10. There was once a cowboy in Oklahoma who was so good at roping cattle that he decided to try his hand at something more challenging: roping tornadoes. He would stand on the prairie with his lasso, waiting for a twister to approach. When one finally did, he gave it his best throw and miraculously managed to lasso it! From then on, he was known as the bravest cowboy in Oklahoma, the “Tornado Wrangler”!
11. Why don’t they play poker in Oklahoma? Because too many cowboys kept trying to bluff with a “Sooner”!
12. Two farmers were chatting over the fence in Oklahoma when one said, “I reckon it’s gonna be a hot summer.” The other farmer nodded and replied, “Yep, hotter than a jalapeño in a barbecue sauce! But hey, at least we won’t need to thaw our ice cream before eatin’ it!”
13. Why did the cowboy buy a treadmill in Oklahoma? Because he wanted to practice his “Sooner step” even when it was raining outside!
14. There was once a group of Oklahomans who decided to build the world’s tallest skyscraper right in the middle of the plains. But every time they started construction, the wind would blow it over! Finally, they gave up and decided to build the world’s largest wind turbine instead, harnessing the power of Oklahoma’s famous gusts.
15. Why did the Oklahoman take a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were “Sooner” up there!
16. Two tornadoes were chatting as they approached Oklahoma. One said, “I heard Oklahoma’s known for its friendly folks.” The other replied, “Yep, so friendly they’ll invite you in for a twirl before you even knock on the door!”
17. Why did the cowboy become a chef in Oklahoma? Because he heard the state was famous for its “Sooner-cooking”!
18. There was once a cowboy in Oklahoma who decided to enter a chili cook-off. He spent days perfecting his recipe, adding just the right amount of spices and beans. When the day of the competition arrived, he proudly presented his chili to the judges. After tasting it, one judge exclaimed, “This chili is so good, it’s like a stampede of flavor in my mouth!” And with that, the cowboy won first prize and became known as the “Chili Champion of Oklahoma”!
19. Why did the bicycle go to Oklahoma? Because it heard the state was perfect for cycling – with all those wide-open roads and scenic views, it couldn’t resist!
20. There was once a cowboy in Oklahoma who was so good at playing the harmonica that the wind itself would pause to listen whenever he played. Legend has it that on a quiet night, you can still hear his haunting melodies echoing across the prairie.

1. Why did the cowboy bring a pencil to Oklahoma? Because he wanted to draw his own “Sooner”!
2. What do you call a cow that loves to dance in Oklahoma? A “hoedown heifer”!
3. Why don’t tornadoes play hide and seek in Oklahoma? Because they always “twist” away!
4. How does an Oklahoman keep their dog from running away? They tell it, “Stay, y’all!”
5. Why did the cowboy ride his horse to school in Oklahoma? Because he heard it was a “mare-velous” way to learn!
6. What did the baby chick say when it saw the Oklahoma skyline for the first time? “Wow, look at all those ‘egg-cellent’ buildings!”
7. Why did the tomato turn red in Oklahoma? Because it saw the “Sooner” sign and got embarrassed!
8. How do cowboys in Oklahoma stay warm in the winter? They wear their “cow”boy hats!
9. Why was the cowboy’s math test in Oklahoma so hard? Because it had too many “summers”!
10. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite bedtime story? “The Little Tornado That Could”!
11. Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to the rodeo in Oklahoma? Because he heard the steaks were “high”!
12. What do you call a cow that tells jokes in Oklahoma? A “moo-sician”!
13. Why don’t they play hopscotch in Oklahoma? Because they can’t find enough flat ground!
14. Why did the cowboy become a comedian in Oklahoma? Because he was tired of “hoofing” it on the ranch!
15. What do you call a tornado with a big ego in Oklahoma? A “twister”!
16. Why was the cowboy’s lunch always so cold in Oklahoma? Because he always packed his “saddle-light” sandwiches!
17. Why did the chicken cross the road in Oklahoma? To get away from all those “Sooner” puns!
18. How does a cowboy in Oklahoma take his coffee? With a “y’all” lot of cream and sugar!
19. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite game at the fair? “Whack-a-Tornado”!
20. Why did the cowboy go to the dentist in Oklahoma? Because he had a “rootin’-tootin'” toothache!

“Another 20 Okla-knee-Slapping Jokes You’ll Love!”

1. Why don’t cowboys in Oklahoma ever get lonely? Because there’s always a “herd” of opportunities to meet someone new!
2. Why did the cowboy bring a map to the bar in Oklahoma? Because he heard the drinks were “Sooner” up there, but he didn’t want to get lost on the way!
3. What’s the favorite pickup line of Oklahoman cowboys? “Are you a tornado? Because you just swept me off my feet!”
4. Why did the cowboy take his date to the rodeo in Oklahoma? Because he wanted to show her a “bucking” good time!
5. Why did the cowgirl break up with her boyfriend in Oklahoma? Because he kept “herd”-ing her feelings!
6. How do Oklahomans like their steak? Cooked “Sooner” rather than later!
7. Why did the cowboy bring his guitar to the saloon in Oklahoma? Because he heard the ladies love a man who can strum more than just a horse!
8. What’s the difference between a tornado and an Oklahoman on a first date? Not much – they both leave you breathless and wondering where your car ended up!
9. Why did the cowboy’s girlfriend break up with him in Oklahoma? Because he couldn’t stop talking about his “udder” love – his favorite cow!
10. Why did the cowboy take his smartphone to the rodeo in Oklahoma? Because he wanted to take “selfie” with the bull!
11. Why don’t cowboys in Oklahoma ever get sunburned? Because they always wear their “cow”boy hats!
12. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite kind of music? Country, of course – they love a good “Sooner” tune!
13. Why did the cowboy bring his lawnmower to the bar in Oklahoma? Because he heard they were serving “grass”-fed drinks!
14. Why did the cowgirl break up with her boyfriend in Oklahoma? Because he couldn’t stop “hoofin’ it” to every rodeo in town!
15. Why did the cowboy become a chef in Oklahoma? Because he wanted to cook up some “Sooner” specialties!
16. What’s the favorite hobby of Oklahoman cowboys? Lassoing hearts!
17. Why did the cowboy go to the doctor in Oklahoma? Because he had a “tumbleweed” in his throat from all the dust on the trail!
18. What’s the favorite drink of Oklahoman cowboys? “Sooner”-ade – it’s sweet and refreshing after a long day on the ranch!
19. Why did the cowgirl’s boyfriend get jealous in Oklahoma? Because she spent more time with her horse than with him – he was feeling a little “neigh-glected”!
20. Why did the cowboy bring his fishing rod to the bar in Oklahoma? Because he heard they were serving up “reel” good drinks!

1. Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to the football game in Oklahoma? Because he heard the best seats were “Sooner” up high!
2. Why did the cowgirl bring her calculator to the rodeo in Oklahoma? Because she wanted to make sure she was always “adding” to the fun!
3. Why don’t tornadoes in Oklahoma ever play hide and seek? Because they always “twist” away before you can find them!
4. Why did the cowboy bring his fishing rod to the barbecue in Oklahoma? Because he heard they were serving up some “reel” good burgers!
5. Why don’t cowboys in Oklahoma ever get lost? Because they always follow their “Sooner” instincts!
6. Why did the cowgirl bring her sunscreen to the ranch in Oklahoma? Because she didn’t want to end up with a “roast” on her hands!
7. Why don’t cowboys in Oklahoma ever get cold? Because they always wear their “cow”boy hats!
8. Why did the cowboy bring his toolbox to the barn in Oklahoma? Because he heard there were some “nail-biting” repairs to be done!
9. Why did the cowgirl bring her map to the rodeo in Oklahoma? Because she didn’t want to end up “herd”-ing in the wrong direction!
10. Why did the cowboy bring his smartphone to the rodeo in Oklahoma? Because he wanted to take a “selfie” with the bull!
11. Why did the cowgirl bring her umbrella to the picnic in Oklahoma? Because she heard there was a “chance of reign”!
12. Why don’t cowboys in Oklahoma ever get tired? Because they’re always “hoofing” it!
13. Why did the cowboy bring his lawn mower to the barbecue in Oklahoma? Because he heard they were serving up some “grass”-fed burgers!
14. Why don’t cowboys in Oklahoma ever get sunburned? Because they always wear their “cow”boy hats!
15. Why did the cowgirl bring her telescope to the ranch in Oklahoma? Because she wanted to “moo”-ve closer to the stars!
16. Why don’t cowboys in Oklahoma ever get bored? Because they always have a “herd” of activities to choose from!
17. Why did the cowboy bring his guitar to the campfire in Oklahoma? Because he heard they were singing some “Sooner” tunes!
18. Why did the cowgirl bring her camera to the rodeo in Oklahoma? Because she wanted to capture every “bull-tiful” moment!
19. Why don’t cowboys in Oklahoma ever get lonely? Because they always have their “pardner” by their side!
20. Why did the cowboy bring his binoculars to the barbecue in Oklahoma? Because he heard they were serving up some “distant” relatives!

21. Why did the Oklahoma thunderstorm bring a ladder? To reach new heights!
22. What did the Oklahoma tornado say to the sports car? “Wanna go for a spin?”
23. Why do ducks fly over Oklahoma upside down? Because there’s nothing worth quacking about!
24. How do you catch a unique cow in Oklahoma? Unique up on it!
25. Why do Oklahoma Sooners never get lost? All the roads lead to football games!
26. Why did the Oklahoma cowboy sit on his watch? He wanted to be on time!
27. Why was the Oklahoma library so tall? Because it had so many stories!
28. What do you call a dog from Oklahoma with no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call him, he still won’t come!
29. Why did the Oklahoma river get a job? It was tired of going with the flow!
30. How does an Oklahoma gardener fix a hole in his fence? With a “cauliflower!”
31. Why don’t Oklahoma comedians tell secrets? Because they might spill the jokes!
32. Why did the Oklahoma scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
33. What’s the difference between an Oklahoma football game and a circus? The circus has three rings!
34. Why did the Oklahoma baker go to therapy? Because he kneaded it!
35. Why don’t Oklahoma cows use GPS? Because they already know all the mooo-tes!
36. What do you call an Oklahoma student who doesn’t cheat? Honest Abe-lahoma!
37. Why did the Oklahoma chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
38. What did one tornado say to the other in Oklahoma? “Let’s twist again, like we did last summer!”
39. Why do Oklahoma people love jokes about the weather? Because they always blow them away!
40. How do Oklahoma baristas stay calm during a rush? They know how to espresso themselves!

“Another 20 Okla-mazing Jokes to Crack You Up!”

1. Why did the scarecrow become a successful comedian in Oklahoma? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a tornado in Oklahoma that never finishes college? A “drop-out”!
3. Why did the cowboy get a job at the Oklahoma theater? He always wanted to be a stagecoach!
4. Why don’t Oklahoma cows ever have any money? Because the farmer milks them dry!
5. What did the Oklahoma Sooners say to the Nebraska Cornhuskers? “We’re a-maize-ing!”
6. Why did the Oklahoma farmer plant his wheat at night? He wanted to grow “night” wheat!
7. Why don’t people play hide and seek in Oklahoma? Because good luck hiding from a tornado!
8. How do you know if someone is from Oklahoma? Don’t worry, they’ll let you know within five minutes!
9. Why was the Oklahoma math book sad? It had too many “problems”!
10. How does an Oklahoma cat say hello? “Howdy, purr-tner!”
11. Why did the Oklahoma football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback!
12. Why did the musician get lost in Oklahoma? He couldn’t find his “Oklahome”!
13. What did the Oklahoma waiter say to the cowboy? “Your steak is pasture cookin’!”
14. Why did the Oklahoma chicken cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
15. How does Oklahoma throw a party? They “panhandle” it!
16. Why did the Oklahoma tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
17. Why did the cow become a professional wrestler in Oklahoma? Because it had beef!
18. Why are Oklahoma barbecues so popular? Because they always raise the steaks!
19. Why did the Oklahoma teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
20. What’s an Oklahoma cheerleader’s favorite type of tea? Spirali-tea!

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