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  1. Why did the football team go to Ohio? Because they heard it’s the Buckeye State!
  2. How does an Ohioan answer the phone? “O-H!”
  3. Why was the Ohioan always calm during storms? Because they’re used to the Cleveland Browns!
  4. Why don’t Ohioans play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding in a flat state!
  5. What did the Ohio tomato say to the other tomato? “O-H-10!”
  6. Why did the Ohioan bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
  7. Why was the math book sad in Ohio? Because it had too many problems to solve in Cincinnati!
  8. Why did the chicken cross the road in Ohio? To get to the nearest Buckeye tree!
  9. How do Ohioans stay cool in the summer? They root for the Cincinnati Reds!
  10. Why was the Ohio map always depressed? Because it couldn’t find any hills!
  11. What do you call an Ohioan with a sheep under each arm? A pimp in Toledo!
  12. Why did the Ohioan bring a pencil to the game? Because they heard there were a lot of points to jot down!
  13. What’s a buckeye’s favorite bedtime story? The Nutcracker!
  14. Why don’t Ohioans need umbrellas? Because they have Cleveland’s “mistake on the lake”!
  15. Why was the Ohioan always a good singer? Because they had the Columbus Symphony in their heart!
  16. What did the Ohioan say to the tornado? “Just passing through, like LeBron!”
  17. Why don’t Ohioans tell secrets on a farm? Too many cornfields for eavesdropping!
  18. Why did the Ohioan take a ladder to the concert? To get to the upper “deck” seats!
  19. What’s an Ohioan’s favorite exercise? Running from Cleveland to Cincinnati!
  20. Why did the Ohioan bring a flashlight to the game? Because they heard it was going to be a “night game” in Ohio State!
  1. Why did the Ohioan bring a ladder to the marathon? To aim for the high “running” spirit!
  2. What’s an Ohioan’s favorite dance move? The Cleveland Shuffle!
  3. Why don’t Ohioans play hide and seek in the cornfield? Because good luck finding anyone among the stalks!
  4. Why was the Ohioan always calm during earthquakes? Because they thought it was just another Bengals game shake-up!
  5. What do you call an Ohioan with a map? Lost!
  6. Why did the Ohioan stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said “Concentrate”!
  7. Why don’t Ohioans ever get lost? Because they have their compass pointing towards Cincinnati!
  8. Why was the Ohioan excited to go to work? Because it’s the only time they get to see hills!
  9. What’s an Ohioan’s favorite pizza topping? Buckeye nuts, of course!
  10. Why was the Ohioan’s computer cold? It left its Windows open!
  11. Why don’t Ohioans skydive? Because they don’t want to leave the “Buckeye” state!
  12. What’s an Ohioan’s favorite subject? Buckeye-nomics!
  13. Why did the Ohioan wear headphones at the zoo? To listen to the Cincinnati Bearcats!
  14. Why was the Ohioan’s wallet always empty? Because it kept spending all its dough on Buckeyes!
  15. Why did the Ohioan bring a ladder to the library? Because they heard the books were on the upper shelves!
  16. What’s an Ohioan’s favorite candy? Buckeye Reese’s Cups!
  17. Why did the Ohioan bring a shovel to the party? To dig deeper into those Ohio jokes!
  18. Why don’t Ohioans use elevators? Because they’d rather take the “steps” to success!
  19. Why did the Ohioan go to school? To learn how to spell O-H-I-O!
  20. What’s an Ohioan’s favorite hobby? Buckeye collecting!

  1. Why did the Ohioan bring a ruler to the basketball game? To measure up to the competition!
  2. What do you call an Ohioan with a map? A cartographer in Columbus!
  3. Why did the Ohioan bring a compass to the party? To navigate through Cincinnati’s maze of streets!
  4. Why was the Ohioan’s phone always ringing? Because it had a good “reception” in Cleveland!
  5. What’s an Ohioan’s favorite type of music? Buckeye blues!
  6. Why did the Ohioan bring a telescope to the football game? To get a better view of the Buckeyes!
  7. Why don’t Ohioans need caffeine? Because they’re always energized by the buzz of Cincinnati!
  8. What did the Ohioan say to the mirror? “O-H-I-O, the reflection of champions!”
  9. Why did the Ohioan bring a map to the beach? To find Lake Erie’s shore!
  10. What’s an Ohioan’s favorite board game? Buckeyeopoly!
  11. Why don’t Ohioans ever get lost in the forest? Because they always follow the compass needle pointing towards Cleveland!
  12. Why did the Ohioan bring a calculator to the party? To tally up the fun!
  13. What’s an Ohioan’s favorite exercise? Climbing up and down the “Hill” in Cleveland!
  14. Why did the Ohioan bring a suitcase to the grocery store? To bag some Buckeye groceries!
  15. Why was the Ohioan always the life of the party? Because they knew how to “Buckeye” the trend!
  16. What did the Ohioan say to the crossword puzzle? “O-H-I-O, the answer to every clue!”
  17. Why did the Ohioan bring a map to the concert? To find their way to the rhythm of the Buckeye beats!
  18. What’s an Ohioan’s favorite movie? “Buckeyes of Our Lives”!
  19. Why did the Ohioan bring a magnifying glass to the park? To spot the hidden Buckeyes!
  20. What did the Ohioan say to the clock? “Time to root for Ohio State!”
  1. Why did the Ohioan bring a ladder to the bar? To reach the high spirits!
  2. What do you call an Ohioan with a map? Lost in Columbus!
  3. Why did the Ohioan bring a compass to the party? To find their way through Cincinnati!
  4. Why was the Ohioan’s phone always ringing? Because it had a good “reception” in Cleveland!
  5. What’s an Ohioan’s favorite type of music? Buckeye blues!
  6. Why did the Ohioan bring a telescope to the football game? To get a better view of the Buckeyes!
  7. Why don’t Ohioans need caffeine? Because they’re always energized by the buzz of Cincinnati!
  8. What did the Ohioan say to the mirror? “O-H-I-O, the reflection of champions!”
  9. Why did the Ohioan bring a map to the beach? To find Lake Erie’s shore!
  10. What’s an Ohioan’s favorite board game? Buckeyeopoly!
  11. Why don’t Ohioans ever get lost in the forest? Because they always follow the compass needle pointing towards Cleveland!
  12. Why did the Ohioan bring a calculator to the party? To tally up the fun!
  13. What’s an Ohioan’s favorite exercise? Climbing up and down the “Hill” in Cleveland!
  14. Why did the Ohioan bring a suitcase to the grocery store? To bag some Buckeye groceries!
  15. Why was the Ohioan always the life of the party? Because they knew how to “Buckeye” the trend!
  16. What did the Ohioan say to the crossword puzzle? “O-H-I-O, the answer to every clue!”
  17. Why did the Ohioan bring a map to the concert? To find their way to the rhythm of the Buckeye beats!
  18. What’s an Ohioan’s favorite movie? “Buckeyes of Our Lives”!
  19. Why did the Ohioan bring a magnifying glass to the park? To spot the hidden Buckeyes!
  20. What did the Ohioan say to the clock? “Time to root for Ohio State!”

  1. Why did the Ohioan bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on a higher level in Ohio!
  2. How does an Ohioan find their way in the dark? They follow the glow of Cincinnati’s skyline!
  3. Why did the scarecrow move to Ohio? He heard the cornfields were outstanding in their field!
  4. What’s an Ohioan’s favorite kind of music? Buckeye beats!
  5. Why was the Ohioan so good at math? Because they know how to count all the seasons: winter, still winter, construction, and football!
  6. Why did the ghost move to Ohio? Because it heard there were plenty of boos in Cleveland!
  7. How does an Ohioan keep their cool in summer? They stay close to Lake Erie’s breeze!
  8. Why don’t Ohioans play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding in a state with so many Buckeyes!
  9. Why was the computer cold in Ohio? Because it left its Windows open!
  10. Why did the Ohioan bring a spoon to the football game? To tackle the turnovers!
  11. Why was the tomato blushing in Ohio? Because it saw the way they make ketchup in Columbus!
  12. Why did the chicken cross the road in Ohio? To get to the Buckeye Festival!
  13. What do you call an Ohioan with a sheep under each arm? A pimp!
  14. Why don’t Ohioans need umbrellas? Because they’re used to the Buckeye showers!
  15. Why did the bicycle fall over in Ohio? Because it was two-tired from riding around Cleveland!
  16. Why did the football team go to the bank in Ohio? To get their quarterback!
  17. Why did the bee go to Ohio? To find some Buckeye honey!
  18. What’s an Ohioan’s favorite type of tea? Buckeye!
  19. Why did the Ohioan bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on a higher level in Ohio!
  20. Why did the scarecrow move to Ohio? He heard the cornfields were outstanding in their field!
  1. Why did the Ohio kid bring a map to school? Because he heard they were learning about all the great cities in Ohio!
  2. What did the Ohio kid say to the rain? “Go away, I want to play at Cedar Point today!”
  3. Why did the Ohio kid take a pencil to bed? In case he needed to draw the Ohio flag in his dreams!
  4. Why was the Ohio kid so good at math? Because he knew how to count all the roller coasters at Kings Island!
  5. What do you call an Ohio kid who loves nature? A Buckeye Explorer!
  6. Why did the Ohio kid bring a football to the library? Because he heard they had a “quiet zone” for touchdown celebrations!
  7. Why was the Ohio kid so excited about winter? Because he knew it meant ice skating on Mirror Lake!
  8. What did the Ohio kid say to the cheese? “You’re grate, just like the cheese from Amish Country!”
  9. Why was the Ohio kid always so happy? Because he knew every day was a new adventure in the Heart of it All!
  10. Why did the Ohio kid become a musician? Because he heard Cleveland rocks!
  11. What did the Ohio kid say to the Ohio River? “You flow through so many memories!”
  12. Why was the Ohio kid so good at history? Because he knew all about the Wright brothers and Neil Armstrong!
  13. What’s an Ohio kid’s favorite subject? Buckeye Science!
  14. Why did the Ohio kid bring a fishing rod to school? Because he heard there were plenty of fish in Lake Erie!
  15. What did the Ohio kid say to the roller coaster? “Let’s ride like it’s the Ohio State Fair!”
  16. Why did the Ohio kid bring sunglasses to the park? Because he knew the sun always shines on Ohio!
  17. What’s an Ohio kid’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day, because it’s time for Buckeye fries!
  18. Why did the Ohio kid become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow Buckeye trees!
  19. What did the Ohio kid say to the football? “Let’s go long, like the drives in Ohio Stadium!”
  20. Why did the Ohio kid bring a shovel to school? To dig into all the history of the Underground Railroad in Ohio!

  1. Why did the Ohio adult bring a map to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were better when you know where they come from!
  2. What did the Ohio adult say to the wine? “You’re aged just like the bourbon barrels in Kentucky next door!”
  3. Why did the Ohio adult bring a football to the concert? Because he heard they had a “touchdown zone” for crowd surfing!
  4. Why was the Ohio adult so good at cooking? Because he knew all the secret recipes from Cincinnati chili to Cleveland pierogies!
  5. What’s an Ohio adult’s favorite hobby? Buckeye Brewing!
  6. Why did the Ohio adult become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow his own hops for craft beer!
  7. What did the Ohio adult say to the bourbon? “You’re smoother than a Sunday drive through Amish Country!”
  8. Why did the Ohio adult bring a fishing rod to work? Because he heard there were plenty of big catches in Lake Erie!
  9. Why was the Ohio adult so excited about winter? Because he knew it meant cozy nights by the fireplace with a glass of Ohio wine!
  10. What do you call an Ohio adult who loves history? A Buckeye Historian!
  11. Why did the Ohio adult bring sunglasses to the party? Because he knew the lights always shine bright in downtown Columbus!
  12. What’s an Ohio adult’s favorite part of summer? Buckeye BBQs!
  13. Why did the Ohio adult become a musician? Because he heard Cleveland rocks!
  14. What did the Ohio adult say to the roller coaster? “Let’s ride like it’s the Ohio State Fair!”
  15. Why was the Ohio adult so good at geography? Because he could navigate all the winding roads through the Hocking Hills!
  16. What’s an Ohio adult’s favorite type of tea? Buckeye Brew!
  17. Why did the Ohio adult bring a shovel to the party? To dig into all the hidden gems of Ohio’s past!
  18. Why was the Ohio adult so happy? Because he knew every day was a new adventure in the Heart of it All!
  19. What did the Ohio adult say to the bourbon? “You’re smoother than a Sunday drive through Amish Country!”
  20. Why did the Ohio adult bring a wine glass to the football game? To sip in style while cheering for the Buckeyes!
  1. Why did the Ohio dad bring a rake to the beach? Because he heard there were Buckeyes buried in the sand!
  2. What did the Ohio dad say to his son studying history? “Make sure you know all about the Wright brothers and Neil Armstrong, they’re our hometown heroes!”
  3. Why did the Ohio dad bring a football to the picnic? Because he heard they had a “touchdown zone” for perfect throws!
  4. Why was the Ohio dad so good at grilling? Because he knew all the secret sauces from Cleveland to Cincinnati!
  5. What’s an Ohio dad’s favorite type of car? A Buckeye Buick!
  6. Why did the Ohio dad bring a fishing rod to the park? Because he heard there were plenty of bites in the lakes!
  7. Why was the Ohio dad so excited about winter? Because he knew it meant ice fishing on Lake Erie!
  8. What did the Ohio dad say to the cheese? “You’re grate, just like the cheese from Amish Country!”
  9. Why did the Ohio dad become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow his own Buckeye trees!
  10. Why was the Ohio dad so happy? Because he knew every day was an adventure in the Heart of it All!
  11. What do you call an Ohio dad who loves music? A Buckeye Beatboxer!
  12. Why did the Ohio dad bring a shovel to the party? To dig into all the history buried in Ohio’s past!
  13. Why did the Ohio dad bring a map to the barbecue? To show everyone the best places to visit in the Buckeye State!
  14. Why did the Ohio dad bring sunglasses to the baseball game? Because he knew the sun always shines on Ohio teams!
  15. Why was the Ohio dad so good at math? Because he knew how to count all the seasons: winter, construction, and football!
  16. Why did the Ohio dad bring a ladder to the family reunion? To reach the highest branches on the Buckeye tree!
  17. What did the Ohio dad say to the football? “Let’s go long, like the drives in Ohio Stadium!”
  18. Why did the Ohio dad bring a fishing rod to work? In case he needed a break by the lake during lunch!
  19. Why did the Ohio dad bring a spoon to the barbecue? To tackle the side dishes like a champ!
  20. What did the Ohio dad say to the roller coaster? “Let’s ride like it’s the Ohio State Fair!”

  1. Why did the Ohioan bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the high Ohio shelf!
  2. What did the Ohio corn say to the butter? “You complete me, butter-half!”
  3. How does an Ohioan find their way in the dark? They follow the glow of the neon Buckeyes!
  4. Why was the Ohio river always invited to parties? Because it had the best flow!
  5. What did the Ohioan say to the chilly weather? “I’m buckling up for a cold ride!”
  6. Why don’t Ohioans play hide and seek with mountains? Because they always peak too soon!
  7. How does an Ohioan break the ice? With a warm smile and some Buckeye spirit!
  8. Why did the Ohioan refuse to play cards? Because they heard it was a ‘deck of Ohio’!
  9. What did the Ohio squirrel say to the walnut? “You’re nuts, but I’m Buckeye-ing up!”
  10. Why did the Ohioan go to the bakery? To get some ‘Buckeye pie’!
  11. How did the Ohioan fix their broken chair? With Buckeye glue, of course!
  12. Why was the Ohio flag always flying high? Because it had Buckeye pride!
  13. What did the Ohioan say to their GPS? “Take me to the heart of Ohio, where the Buckeyes roam!”
  14. Why was the Ohioan so good at math? Because they knew all the angles of the Ohio State!
  15. What did the Ohioan say to the football coach? “I’m ready to tackle any challenge, coach, just like a Buckeye!”
  16. Why did the Ohioan take a blanket to the baseball game? Because they heard it was going to be an extra innings night!
  17. How does an Ohioan measure success? With a ruler made of Buckeye wood!
  18. Why was the Ohioan always invited to picnics? Because they brought the best Buckeye treats!
  19. What did the Ohioan say to the thunderstorm? “I’m not scared! I’ve got Buckeye bravery!”
  20. Why did the Ohioan bring a map to the barbecue? Because they wanted to find the ‘grill of Ohio’!

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