- Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine and was out looking for ten!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
- Why did the two fours skip lunch? Because they already eight.
- What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!
- Why was the number six afraid of the number seven? Because seven eight nine, but six fears nothing!
- Why was the number ten so lazy? Because it was in the middle of 9 to 5!
- What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral!
- Why was the number five afraid of the number six? Because six seven eight!
- Why was six sad? Because it was caught in a seven-eight-nine cycle of depression.
- Why did the two fours go to therapy? Because they felt divided.
- What did one math book say to the other math book? Don’t bother me; I’ve got my own problems.
- Why was the number afraid of its own shadow? Because it thought it was a negative number!
- Why did seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day!
- Why was six so worried? Because it heard seven was a prime suspect in a murder case!
- Why was the number four so popular? Because it was the sum of its parts!
- What did one math book say to the other math book? I’ve got too many problems!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- Why was the number zero always so calm? Because it knew nothing could ever divide it!
- Why was six so upset with seven? Because seven kept talking about how great eight was!
- Why was the number eight always so confident? Because it knew it could always count on itself!

- Why was the number six afraid to go to the party? Because it heard seven was going to be square dancing!
- Why did the number four sit on the sidelines during the game? Because it didn’t want to be a part of any odd numbers!
- Why did the number ten break up with seven? Because it found out seven was eleven-timing!
- Why was the number two so popular? Because it was even-tempered!
- Why was the number eight always so hungry? Because it could never get enough!
- Why was the number five always so self-conscious? Because it was in the middle of 2 and 8, feeling average!
- Why did the number seven eat nine? Because it needed a well-balanced meal!
- Why did the number three get a job at the bakery? Because it kneaded the dough!
- Why did the number one win the race? Because it knew how to pace itself!
- Why was the number nine so clumsy? Because it always tripped over its own digits!
- Why was the number zero always so full of itself? Because it thought it was both nothing and everything!
- Why was the number six always the life of the party? Because it knew how to multiply the fun!
- Why did the number eight join the band? Because it had a natural sense of rhythm!
- Why did the number four go to the doctor? Because it had too many squares!
- Why did the number seven get a job as a detective? Because it was good at solving odd cases!
- Why did the number two go to school? Because it wanted to be even smarter!
- Why was the number five always so popular? Because it was in the prime of its life!
- Why did the number six break up with five? Because it wanted to be the center of attention!
- Why did the number ten get into a fight with six? Because six told ten it was two-faced!
- Why did the number three become a musician? Because it knew how to keep a beat!

- Why did the number six go to therapy? Because it had too many issues with its denominator!
- Why did the number eight get a promotion? Because it knew how to factor in success!
- Why was the number seven so confident? Because it knew it had a square root!
- Why did the number four refuse to play hide and seek? Because it knew it would always be found!
- Why did the number five go to the gym? Because it wanted to be a perfect ten!
- Why was the number nine always so positive? Because it could always see the bigger picture!
- Why did the number three go to the art gallery? Because it had an eye for symmetry!
- Why did the number two break up with the number one? Because it was tired of being second best!
- Why was the number ten so wise? Because it had a perfect 10/10 vision!
- Why was the number six always so reliable? Because it never divided its attention!
- Why did the number eight get along with everyone? Because it was divisible by many different numbers!
- Why did the number seven get a job at the bank? Because it knew how to make deposits and withdrawals!
- Why was the number five always so well-rounded? Because it knew how to integrate into any situation!
- Why did the number three get invited to all the parties? Because it was prime entertainment!
- Why did the number four become a detective? Because it was great at cracking codes!
- Why was the number nine so humble? Because it always knew its place!
- Why did the number eleven feel incomplete? Because it was always missing a mate!
- Why did the number twelve refuse to join the circus? Because it didn’t want to be another sideshow!
- Why was the number thirteen so unlucky? Because it was always caught between twelve and fourteen!
- Why did the number twenty go on a diet? Because it wanted to be a prime number!

- Why was six scared of seven? Because seven eight nine!
- Why was the number four so square? Because it was always well-rounded!
- Why was the number ten always so optimistic? Because it knew it could always count on itself!
- Why did the number three break up with four? Because it heard four was two squared away!
- Why did the number seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day!
- Why was the number five always so flexible? Because it was in the middle of two even numbers!
- Why did the number two go to school? Because it wanted to be twice as smart!
- Why was the number nine always so uptight? Because it couldn’t handle the pressure of being so close to ten!
- Why was the number zero so important? Because without it, numbers would just be pointless!
- Why was the number six always so chill? Because it knew it could always rotate to a better angle!
- Why was the number eight always so confident? Because it knew it could always add up to something!
- Why did the number one sit alone at lunch? Because it couldn’t even.
- Why did the number seven become a detective? Because it could always find the missing numbers!
- Why was the number five always so cautious? Because it was surrounded by two even numbers!
- Why was the number four always so popular? Because it was the sum of its parts!
- Why was the number three such a bad driver? Because it couldn’t find a good lane to stay in!
- Why was the number two always so emotional? Because it couldn’t handle being odd!
- Why was the number eight always so hungry? Because it could never get enough!
- Why did the number six go to therapy? Because it had too many issues with seven!

- Why did the number 10 never play hide and seek with the other numbers?

Because every time it tried to hide, it always got caught counting to 10! - Why was the number 6 always the center of attention at parties?

Because whenever the other numbers gathered, 6 would bring along its multiples, 12 and 18, making it the life of the party! - Why was the number 7 considered the most mysterious of all the numbers?

Because no matter how hard the other numbers tried, they could never quite figure it out! - Why did the number 5 always win at poker?

Because it could always count on its four friends (1, 2, 3, and 4) to support its hand! - Why was the number 9 always so keen on sports?

Because it knew it could always find a place on the field as both a player and a referee! - Why did the number 11 refuse to go to the party with the other odd numbers?

Because it was afraid it would feel out of place without its even twin! - Why was the number 8 always so good at math?

Because it had a square root and could always figure things out! - Why did the number 3 always carry a ladder around?

Because it wanted to reach the highest heights and be on top of the number line! - Why was the number 13 always so unlucky in love?

Because no matter how hard it tried, it could never find a perfect match! - Why did the number 4 decide to become a musician?

Because it realized it had the perfect rhythm in its multiples! - Why did the number 2 always feel incomplete?

Because it felt like it was missing its other half, the number 1! - Why did the number 14 always avoid its neighbors?

Because it didn’t want to get caught between 13 and 15’s constant arguments! - Why was the number 12 always so reliable?

Because it could always divide its time equally among its factors! - Why was the number 17 always the best at giving directions?

Because it knew the shortest route from 16 to 18! - Why did the number 20 always carry an umbrella?

Because it knew it could never be too careful with all the 2s and 10s around, always making it rain! - Why was the number 16 always so self-conscious?

Because it was always being squared and criticized! - Why did the number 15 always feel like it was in the middle of a crowd?

Because it was always surrounded by 14 and 16, constantly vying for attention! - Why did the number 19 never trust the number 20?

Because it heard 20 was always exaggerating! - Why did the number 30 always make the best detective?

Because it had a keen eye for multiples and could always connect the dots! - Why did the number 25 always feel like it had a secret?

Because it knew it was the perfect square and had a special kind of symmetry!

- Why did the number 6 bring a ladder to school?

Because it wanted to reach the top of the number line! - Why was the number 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9, but 8 was next! - Why did the number 4 always feel like it was in trouble?

Because it was always caught between 3 and 5’s arguments! - Why was the number 10 always the best at hide and seek?

Because it could always count to 10 before anyone found it! - Why did the number 2 feel so lonely?

Because it missed its partner, the number 1! - Why was the number 3 always so proud?

Because it was always in the winner’s circle, coming in first place! - Why was the number 5 always so friendly?

Because it was always in the middle, making friends with both even and odd numbers! - Why did the number 9 refuse to go to the party?

Because it was too square to fit in! - Why was the number 12 always so popular?

Because it could always divide its time evenly among its friends! - Why did the number 7 go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling odd! - Why was the number 20 always so happy?

Because it knew it was twice as fun as 10! - Why did the number 15 always have the best parties?

Because it was always in the middle of all the fun! - Why was the number 11 so shy?

Because it was always feeling odd in a crowd of even numbers! - Why was the number 18 always so well-rounded?

Because it was surrounded by perfect squares! - Why did the number 14 go to school?

Because it wanted to be double smart! - Why did the number 1 always feel special?

Because it was the first to start everything! - Why did the number 13 always feel unlucky?

Because it was always one short of a perfect dozen! - Why did the number 16 always make the best detective?

Because it knew all the clues, being a perfect square! - Why was the number 19 always so excited?

Because it knew it was on the brink of turning 20! - Why did the number 25 always feel so square?

Because it was a perfect square and proud of it!

- Why was the number 69 always giggling?

Because it knew it was a naughty number! - Why did the number 8 always have a wild side?

Because it liked to flip and turn things upside down! - Why did the number 7 have so many admirers?

Because it had a sexy curve that caught everyone’s attention! - Why did the number 11 have a secret affair with the number 1?

Because they were always together, but nobody noticed! - Why did the number 10 always stay up late?

Because it loved to party until it turned into 2! - Why was the number 6 always in trouble?

Because it had a habit of getting into kinky multiples! - Why did the number 3 have such a hot temper?

Because it was always stuck between 2 and 4’s arguments! - Why did the number 5 always have a reputation?

Because it was always getting mixed up in odd and even affairs! - Why did the number 13 always cause trouble?

Because it was always getting into unlucky situations! - Why did the number 69 and the number 88 get along so well?

Because they were both into double digits! - Why did the number 4 and the number 6 make the perfect couple?

Because they could always multiply their love! - Why did the number 18 have such a naughty reputation?

Because it was surrounded by perfect squares! - Why did the number 20 always feel so satisfied?

Because it knew it was double the fun of 10! - Why did the number 69 always play hard to get?

Because it knew it was everyone’s favorite position! - Why was the number 11 always so mysterious?

Because it had a secret relationship with the number 1! - Why did the number 8 always have so many partners?

Because it liked to divide and conquer! - Why did the number 7 and the number 5 have such a tumultuous relationship?

Because they were always on opposite sides of the number line! - Why did the number 69 and the number 96 have so much in common?

Because they liked to flip and rotate positions! - Why did the number 69 and the number 420 always hang out together?

Because they were both into unconventional math! - Why did the number 69 and the number 77 keep flirting?

Because they couldn’t resist each other’s curves!

- Why did the number 7 get in trouble at school?

Because it was caught multiplying around with the other numbers! - Why did the number 3 get invited to all the parties?

Because it was always a plus one! - Why did the number 5 always have to wear sunglasses?

Because it was too bright out for it! - Why was the number 10 always so well-rounded?

Because it had zero corners to cut! - Why did the number 8 always make a great comedian?

Because it had a lot of sidesplitting stories! - Why did the number 4 always win at poker?

Because it had a full house of fours! - Why did the number 9 always have so much energy?

Because it was constantly revved up! - Why was the number 6 always the best cook?

Because it knew how to whip up a perfect circle of pancakes! - Why did the number 11 always feel odd?

Because it was stuck between two even numbers! - Why did the number 2 always feel left out?

Because it was never odd one out! - Why did the number 12 always have a tough time at school?

Because it was always divided between math and recess! - Why did the number 15 always have to listen to everyone’s problems?

Because it was always stuck in the middle of odd and even arguments! - Why did the number 20 always feel so satisfied?

Because it knew it was double the fun of 10! - Why did the number 16 always have a hard time relaxing?

Because it was always squared up and stressed out! - Why was the number 17 always the best at giving directions?

Because it knew the shortest route from 16 to 18! - Why did the number 25 always feel so square?

Because it was always a perfect square and proud of it! - Why did the number 13 always feel unlucky?

Because it was always one short of a perfect dozen! - Why did the number 19 always feel so excited?

Because it knew it was on the brink of turning 20! - Why did the number 30 always make the best detective?

Because it had a keen eye for multiples and could always connect the dots! - Why did the number 18 always have such a well-rounded personality?

Because it was surrounded by perfect squares and was always in the middle of the action!

- Why did the number 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 was too odd for its taste! - Why did the number 4 always feel so square?

Because it had too many right angles! - Why did the number 10 always feel so complete?

Because it had zero problems to worry about! - Why was the number 3 always so insecure?

Because it was always in the middle, feeling average! - Why did the number 5 always feel so odd?

Because it couldn’t even out its thoughts! - Why was the number 9 always so divided?

Because it couldn’t make up its mind between being odd and even! - Why did the number 2 always feel so blue?

Because it was never odd one out! - Why did the number 6 always feel so round?

Because it had too many curves to handle! - Why was the number 12 always so appealing?

Because it was a dozen times more charming! - Why did the number 7 always feel like it was in heaven?

Because it was always one away from perfection! - Why was the number 11 always so cranky?

Because it was always stuck between two even numbers! - Why did the number 15 always feel like it was in the middle of a drama?

Because it was always surrounded by odd and even arguments! - Why was the number 20 always the life of the party?

Because it knew how to multiply the fun! - Why did the number 16 always feel so boxed in?

Because it was always squared away! - Why was the number 17 always so odd?

Because it was always on the odd side of the number line! - Why did the number 25 always feel so squared?

Because it was always a perfect square and proud of it! - Why was the number 13 always so unlucky?

Because it was always one short of a perfect dozen! - Why did the number 19 always feel so pumped?

Because it knew it was on the brink of turning 20! - Why did the number 30 always feel like it was under pressure?

Because it knew it had a lot of factors to consider! - Why did the number 18 always have such a well-rounded personality?

Because it was surrounded by perfect squares and was always in the middle of the action!