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240+ Nose jokes – Funny, Short, Dirty, Long…

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  1. Why did the nose apply for a job? Because it nose best!
  2. What did the nose say to the face? “Stop picking on me!”
  3. Why was the nose always in trouble? It couldn’t keep its nose out of other people’s business!
  4. How does a nose smell? Terribly, if it has a cold!
  5. What’s a nose’s favorite type of music? Nose jazz!
  6. Why did the nose decide to become an actor? Because it could always sniff out a good role!
  7. What did the nose say to the sneeze? “You blow me away!”
  8. Why did the nose go to school? To get a good edu-nose-tion!
  9. What did the nose say to the tissue? “I nose you’ve got my back!”
  10. Why did the nose get jealous of the mouth? Because it always got to taste the food first!
  11. How do you greet a nose? “Hey, s’no problem!”
  12. Why was the nose so nosy? Because it was born to be curious!
  13. What’s a nose’s favorite sport? Scent racing!
  14. Why was the nose always the center of attention? Because it nose how to steal the show!
  15. Why did the nose refuse to work overtime? It needed time to stop and smell the roses!
  16. What did the nose say to the perfume? “You really know how to make scents!”
  17. Why did the nose break up with the mouth? Because it couldn’t stand being taken for granted!
  18. What did the nose say to the sunglasses? “You can’t hide the sunshine from me!”
  19. Why did the nose join a band? Because it wanted to be the pick of the instruments!
  20. What’s a nose’s favorite holiday? Scent Patrick’s Day!
  1. Why did the nose bring a flashlight to the party? Because it wanted to shed some light on the situation!
  2. What did the nose say to the hat? “You smell funny!”
  3. Why was the nose always happy? Because it could always pick up on good vibes!
  4. How does a nose apologize? It says, “I’m sorry for being such a nosy-parker!”
  5. What do you call a nose that’s also a detective? A private investigator!
  6. Why did the nose refuse to go skydiving? It was afraid of getting a wind up its nostrils!
  7. What did the nose say to the flower? “I sniffed you out from a mile away!”
  8. Why did the nose get a job at the bakery? Because it loved the smell of dough!
  9. How does a nose get around town? It takes the scent-train!
  10. Why did the nose apply for a job at the zoo? Because it wanted to be the chief scent-ologist!
  11. What’s a nose’s favorite board game? “Sniffopoly!”
  12. Why did the nose break up with the eyes? Because they kept turning a blind eye to its feelings!
  13. What did the nose say to the pillow? “Stop making me sneeze!”
  14. Why did the nose wear a mask to the comedy show? Because it didn’t want to catch any “bad jokes”!
  15. How does a nose keep its secrets? It locks them up in a scent-safe!
  16. What did the nose say to the mirror? “I nose you’re just reflecting on my awesomeness!”
  17. Why did the nose refuse to share its snacks? Because it was feeling a bit “nose-greedy”!
  18. What’s a nose’s favorite type of humor? “Punny” jokes, of course!
  19. Why did the nose go to school? To get a “nose” for knowledge!
  20. How does a nose win an argument? It always has the last “sniff”!

  1. Why did the nose never get lost? Because it always had a good sense of direction!
  2. What do you call a nose that’s also a mathematician? A nose-tronomer!
  3. Why did the nose become a scientist? Because it wanted to sniff out new discoveries!
  4. How does a nose study for exams? It sniffs out the answers!
  5. Why did the nose become a chef? Because it had a keen sense of flavor!
  6. What’s a nose’s favorite subject in school? Scent-ematics!
  7. Why did the nose become a judge? Because it always knew how to sniff out the truth!
  8. What did the nose say to the brain? “Mind if I pick your thoughts?”
  9. How does a nose solve problems? It takes a whiff of inspiration!
  10. Why did the nose become a writer? Because it could always sniff out a good story!
  11. What’s a nose’s favorite hobby? Cross-sniff puzzles!
  12. Why did the nose become a comedian? Because it nose how to crack a good joke!
  13. How does a nose handle difficult situations? It sniffs out a solution!
  14. What did the nose say to the ear? “I nose you’re always listening!”
  15. Why did the nose become a musician? Because it had a great sense of harmony!
  16. How does a nose stay in shape? It does scent-sational workouts!
  17. What did the nose say to the mouth during an argument? “I nose you’re just blowing hot air!”
  18. Why did the nose become a diplomat? Because it knew how to sniff out peace!
  19. How does a nose navigate through a crowd? It follows its scent-er instincts!
  20. What did the nose say to the eyes? “I nose you’ve got a great view!”
  1. Why did the nose go to school? It wanted to be nose-y!
  2. What’s a nose’s favorite type of math? Nose-addition!
  3. How does a nose greet another nose? “Hey, schnoz buddy!”
  4. Why did the nose join the circus? It wanted to be the big top sniffer!
  5. What did the nose say to the mouth? “Stop inhaling all the attention!”
  6. Why did the nose apply for a loan? It wanted to buy a new scent-sation!
  7. How does a nose apologize? It says, “I’m sorry for being such a snot!”
  8. What’s a nose’s favorite movie genre? Nose-thrillers!
  9. Why did the nose get a job as a lifeguard? It was great at smelling trouble!
  10. What did the nose say to the ear? “You really know how to listen in!”
  11. Why was the nose always late? It couldn’t keep track of the time, it didn’t have hands!
  12. What did the nose say to the feet? “I nose you’ve been on your toes all day!”
  13. Why did the nose go on strike? It was tired of being taken for granted!
  14. What’s a nose’s favorite type of transportation? The scent-ral railway!
  15. Why did the nose get a job at the perfume factory? It wanted to be the scent-sation!
  16. How does a nose keep its secrets? It keeps them under its breath!
  17. What did the nose say to the mirror? “I nose you’re just reflecting on my awesomeness!”
  18. Why did the nose refuse to share its snacks? It was feeling a bit “nose-greedy”!
  19. What’s a nose’s favorite type of humor? “Punny” jokes, of course!
  20. Why did the nose go to school? To get a “nose” for knowledge!

  1. Why did the nose refuse to play cards? Because it always got caught in a long poker face!
  2. What did the detective say about the criminal’s nose? It was so long, it could sniff out a mystery from miles away!
  3. Why did the nose go to school? To get a better education on how to pick up scents!
  4. What do you call a nose with a sense of humor? A laugh-sniffer!
  5. Why did the nose join a band? Because it could always hit the high notes!
  6. How does a nose greet people? With a “scent-sational” sniff!
  7. Why was the nose always the lead in the play? Because it had the longest lines!
  8. What did the nose say to the mouth? “Stop stealing all the smells, I need to breathe too!”
  9. Why was the nose jealous of the ears? Because they always got to wear cool accessories!
  10. How does a nose apologize? It noses it was wrong!
  11. Why did the nose run away from home? Because it couldn’t stand all the sniffing around!
  12. What did one nose say to the other nose during an argument? “Stop being so nosy!”
  13. Why was the nose the best detective? Because it always followed its instincts!
  14. What did the nose say to the flower? “Stop making scents at me!”
  15. Why was the nose always in trouble? Because it couldn’t keep its boogers in check!
  16. How does a nose get in shape? By doing nostril crunches!
  17. Why did the nose want to be an artist? Because it loved drawing attention!
  18. What did the nose say to the sneeze? “You’re not the boss of me!”
  19. Why did the nose become a chef? Because it knew how to sniff out the best ingredients!
  20. How does a nose answer the phone? “Achoo’s calling?”
  1. Why did the nose go to school? Because it wanted to be the head of the “smell”-egiate!
  2. What did the nose say to the tissue? “I nose you’ll always catch me when I fall!”
  3. Why was the nose always happy? Because it could always pick up on good vibes!
  4. How does a nose greet its friends? With a “nose to see you!”
  5. What did the nose say to the eyes? “You’re the apple of my nose!”
  6. Why did the nose bring a map to school? To find its way around the “scent”-er!
  7. What’s a nose’s favorite game? “Hide and Scent!”
  8. Why did the nose get a medal? Because it was “scent-sational” at sniffing out clues!
  9. What did the nose say to the sneeze? “Stop blowing things out of proportion!”
  10. Why did the nose join the circus? Because it wanted to be the “sniff-tacular” star!
  11. How does a nose stay warm in winter? By wearing a “nose”-y scarf!
  12. What’s a nose’s favorite TV show? “The Nose Knows Best!”
  13. Why did the nose bring a pencil to the party? Because it wanted to “draw” attention!
  14. What did the nose say to the feet? “You stink at dancing!”
  15. Why did the nose go to the beach? To catch some “sea”-nose!
  16. What’s a nose’s favorite subject in school? “Scent-ience!”
  17. Why did the nose break up with the mouth? Because it couldn’t stand the bad “taste” in relationships!
  18. What did the nose say to the hat? “You’re always on top of things!”
  19. Why did the nose become a comedian? Because it could always “sniff” out a joke!
  20. How does a nose travel? By “scent”-ral transportation!

  1. Why did the nose get a job at the perfume factory? Because it had a “scent”-sational resume!
  2. What did the nose say to the sommelier? “I nose a good wine when I sniff one!”
  3. Why was the nose invited to all the parties? Because it always knew how to “sniff” out a good time!
  4. What’s a nose’s favorite type of music? “Jazz” because it loves to improvise!
  5. Why did the nose get a promotion at work? Because it always rose to the occasion!
  6. What did the nose say to the wine taster? “Stop nosing around and just drink it!”
  7. Why was the nose the best detective? Because it could “sniff” out the truth!
  8. What did one nose say to the other at the bar? “Let’s stick together and pick up some scents!”
  9. Why was the nose always the life of the party? Because it knew how to “sniff” out the fun!
  10. What’s a nose’s favorite hobby? “Scent”-ing love letters!
  11. Why did the nose become a chef? Because it could “sniff” out the best ingredients!
  12. What did the nose say to the bouquet of flowers? “Stop making me blush with all your scents!”
  13. Why was the nose the best wine critic? Because it could detect even the subtlest aromas!
  14. What did the nose say to the mouth during a romantic dinner? “I love the way you taste!”
  15. Why did the nose bring a GPS to the perfume store? Because it didn’t want to get lost in all the scents!
  16. What did the nose say to the cigar smoker? “Stop blowing smoke in my face!”
  17. Why did the nose become a musician? Because it had a natural talent for picking up notes!
  18. What’s a nose’s favorite movie genre? “Scent”-sational dramas!
  19. Why did the nose join the wine club? Because it wanted to be a part of the “nose”-worthy events!
  20. What did the nose say to the cologne bottle? “You complete me!”
  1. Why did the nose bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the high shelf!
  2. What did the nose say to the banana? “You smell appealing!”
  3. Why did the nose apply for a job at the bakery? Because it wanted to get a whiff of the dough!
  4. What did the nose say to the hat? “You’re looking a bit ‘nosey’ today!”
  5. Why was the nose always calm? Because it knew how to keep a “scent” of perspective!
  6. What did the nose say to the sunglasses? “You can’t hide from me, I nose it’s you!”
  7. Why did the nose refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always stuck out!
  8. What did the nose say to the shoe? “You stink, but I’ll stick around anyway!”
  9. Why was the nose never invited to the party? Because it always had a “nose” for trouble!
  10. Why did the nose start a garden? Because it wanted to “sniff” out some fresh air!
  11. What did the nose say to the car? “You’ve been running a lot lately, you must have a good ‘scent’ of humor!”
  12. Why did the nose bring a map to the restaurant? Because it heard the food was “nose”-worthy!
  13. What did the nose say to the hairbrush? “Stop brushing me off!”
  14. Why did the nose go to the doctor? Because it had a “nose”-talgic ache!
  15. What did the nose say to the clock? “You’ve got your ‘scent’ of time all wrong!”
  16. Why was the nose always in the center of attention? Because it always knew how to “sniff” out a good joke!
  17. What did the nose say to the pillow? “Stop making my job so hard, you’re always blocking my ‘scent’!”
  18. Why did the nose become a comedian? Because it knew how to pick up on everyone’s “scent” of humor!
  19. What did the nose say to the mirror? “You reflect my best side!”
  20. Why was the nose never late for work? Because it always knew how to “scent-sibly” manage its time!

  1. Why did the nose become a comedian? Because it nose how to make people laugh!
  2. What did the nose say to the cheese? “You smell grate!”
  3. Why did the nose bring a camera to the cheese factory? Because it wanted to take a “cheddar” selfie!
  4. What’s a nose’s favorite type of cheese? Swiss, because it’s hole-y delightful!
  5. Why did the nose become a detective? Because it nose how to crack the case wide open, just like Gouda!
  6. What did the nose say to the cheese plate? “Let’s brie friends forever!”
  7. Why did the nose refuse to play cards with cheese? Because it kept getting caught in a “cheesy” hand!
  8. What’s a nose’s favorite movie genre? Rom-coms, because it loves a good “nose”-talgic love story!
  9. Why did the nose go to the cheese festival? Because it wanted to “brie” in on all the fun!
  10. What did the nose say to the cheese grater? “You’re a real ‘shred’ of talent!”
  11. Why did the nose start a cheese blog? Because it wanted to share its “nose”-worthy opinions!
  12. What did the nose say to the cheeseburger? “You’re not the only one who can smell delicious!”
  13. Why did the nose take up painting? Because it wanted to capture the beauty of cheese on canvas!
  14. What did the nose say to the cheese factory worker? “You’re doing a gouda job!”
  15. Why did the nose become a cheese sommelier? Because it had a nose for the finer things in life!
  16. What did the nose say to the cheese slicer? “You’re really sharp!”
  17. Why did the nose become a cheese connoisseur? Because it could sniff out the subtlest flavors!
  18. What did the nose say to the cheese enthusiast? “You’re really on a roll!”
  19. Why did the nose bring a flashlight to the cheese cave? Because it wanted to explore its “nose”-y surroundings!
  20. What did the nose say to the cheese shop owner? “You’ve got quite the nose for cheese!”

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