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1. Why don’t ninjas ever play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them!
2. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of math? Stealth-gebra!
3. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
4. How does a ninja like his coffee? With a side of silent but deadly!
5. Why was the ninja so good at basketball? Because he had killer moves!
6. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of music? Stealthy beats!
7. Why did the ninja go to art school? To master the art of stealthy painting!
8. What’s a ninja’s favorite dessert? Ninja-bread cookies!
9. Why did the ninja break up with his girlfriend? She kept trying to ninja his heart!
10. How does a ninja answer the phone? With a silent ring!
11. Why did the ninja bring a map to the desert? He heard there was a secret oasis!
12. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of movie? Invisible man thrillers!
13. Why was the ninja always calm during battles? He had mastered the art of inner-peace!
14. How does a ninja open a can of soda? With a silent twist!
15. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of sushi? Surprise roll!
16. Why did the ninja get kicked out of the library? He refused to check out books silently!
17. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of plant? Bamboo – it’s the perfect hiding spot!
18. Why did the ninja bring a flashlight to the party? He heard it was going to be a dim affair!
19. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of car? Stealth mode activated!
20. Why was the ninja so good at poker? Because he had a killer poker face!

1. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the battle? Because he wanted to take his fighting to the next level!
2. What did the ninja say to the sushi chef? “Make it snappy, I’m in a hurry to kick some sashimi!”
3. How does a ninja greet his friends? With a stealthy high-five!
4. Why did the ninja go to therapy? Because he had too many internal conflicts!
5. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of cookie? Fortune cookies – they always come with a surprise attack!
6. Why did the ninja refuse to eat ice cream? Because it’s too cold for stealth operations!
7. What’s a ninja’s favorite dance move? The stealthy shuffle!
8. Why was the ninja always calm during fights? Because he had mastered the art of inner-peace (and also because he was really good at winning)!
9. How does a ninja clean his house? With a silent vacuum!
10. Why did the ninja bring a map to the dojo? Because he heard it was a maze-terious place!
11. What’s a ninja’s favorite board game? Guess Who? – because identifying targets is his specialty!
12. Why did the ninja become a gardener? Because he wanted to specialize in stealthy pruning!
13. What’s a ninja’s favorite holiday? Surprise Day – he loves catching people off guard!
14. Why was the ninja always the first to leave parties? Because he knew how to disappear without a trace!
15. What did the ninja say to the ninja chef? “Can you make it a little more ninja-spicy?”
16. Why did the ninja bring a calculator to the fight? To calculate the angle of attack!
17. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of joke? A punchline that strikes without warning!
18. Why did the ninja fail math class? Because he always skipped “Assassinometry”!
19. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of music? Anything with a stealthy beat!
20. Why did the ninja become a comedian? Because he knew how to deliver punchlines with precision!

1. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the battlefield? Because he wanted to elevate his strategy!
2. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of puzzle? Stealth Sudoku – solving it requires precision and patience!
3. Why did the ninja refuse to play cards? Because he knew his opponents would fold under the pressure of his poker face!
4. How does a ninja fix a broken dish? With a stealthy dab of super glue!
5. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of poetry? Haiku-jitsu – it strikes with precision in just three lines!
6. Why did the ninja study architecture? To master the art of silent structures!
7. How does a ninja keep track of time? With a silent but deadly watch!
8. Why did the ninja become a mathematician? Because he loved finding the angles of attack!
9. What’s a ninja’s favorite game show? Wheel of Misfortune – where contestants are taken by surprise!
10. Why did the ninja bring a map to the party? To navigate through social situations with precision!
11. How does a ninja decorate his home? With stealthy elegance and minimalist style!
12. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of book? Mystery novels – they keep him on his toes!
13. Why did the ninja become a chef? Because he loved the precision required in slicing and dicing!
14. What’s a ninja’s favorite subject in school? Stealth studies – where every lesson is a silent revelation!
15. Why did the ninja become a locksmith? Because he understood the importance of gaining access without detection!
16. How does a ninja prepare for a marathon? With stealthy stretches and silent strides!
17. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of weather? Foggy – it provides the perfect cover for his movements!
18. Why did the ninja become a philosopher? To contemplate the mysteries of existence with silent introspection!
19. How does a ninja make a sandwich? With precision cuts and stealthy assembly!
20. Why did the ninja join the circus? To master the art of silent acrobatics!

1. Why did the ninja bring a map to the party? Because he heard it was a maze-terious gathering!
2. How does a ninja open a door? With a stealthy key!
3. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of math? Subtract-ion!
4. Why did the ninja go to the doctor? He had a bad case of shurikenitis!
5. What did the ninja say to the comedian? “You’ve got killer jokes, but mine are silent assassins!”
6. How does a ninja measure success? In stealth per hour!
7. Why did the ninja become a gardener? He wanted to master the art of silent growth!
8. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of movie? The Invisible Man – he loves a good disappearing act!
9. Why did the ninja bring a flashlight to the fight? Because he heard it was going to be a dim battle!
10. How does a ninja take his coffee? With a side of stealth and a dash of secrecy!
11. What did the ninja say to the tree? “You’ll never see me coming!”
12. Why did the ninja join the circus? To master the art of silent acrobatics!
13. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of music? Anything with a stealthy beat!
14. Why did the ninja fail math class? He couldn’t count on his fingers without making a sound!
15. How does a ninja make toast? With a silent but deadly toaster!
16. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of sandwich? Sub-mission accomplished!
17. Why was the ninja always the first to leave parties? He knew how to vanish without a trace!
18. What did the ninja say to the mirror? “You can’t reflect on me!”
19. How does a ninja play hide and seek? Without a sound, and with perfect camouflage!
20. Why did the ninja bring a calculator to the fight? To calculate the angle of attack!

1. Why did the ninja break up with his girlfriend? Because she caught him sneaking around with his shadow.
2. How does a ninja open a door? With his stealth key.
3. Why don’t ninjas ever go to parties? Because they always vanish before the fun starts.
4. What do you call a ninja who is also a famous chef? A whisk-killing assassin.
5. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
6. How did the ninja become a millionaire? By selling silent but deadly weapons.
7. Why don’t ninjas ever get lost? Because they always follow their ninja stars.
8. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of math? Stealth-gebra.
9. Why did the ninja bring a map to the battlefield? So he could find his way to victory without leaving a trace.
10. Why don’t ninjas play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them.
11. What do you call a ninja who’s afraid of the dark? A shadow-phobic assassin.
12. How did the ninja pay for his new sword? He put it on his stealth card.
13. Why did the ninja bring a broom to the fight? To sweep his opponents off their feet.
14. Why did the ninja go to school? To sharpen his mind and his shurikens.
15. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a plot twist.
16. Why did the ninja go to therapy? To deal with his deep-seated emotional ninja-tions.
17. How does a ninja take his coffee? Stealthily, with a side of silence.
18. Why did the ninja bring a dictionary to the battle? So he could define the odds.
19. What’s a ninja’s favorite bedtime story? “The Tale of the Silent Shadows.”
20. Why don’t ninjas ever get sunburned? Because they always stay in the shade.

1. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to climb the ranks!
2. How does a ninja introduce himself? “Hi-ya! I’m Ninja Nate!”
3. What did the ninja say to his teacher? “I promise not to ‘knee-jah’ anybody!”
4. Why did the ninja bring a pencil to the dojo? To draw his sword!
5. Why was the ninja so good at hide and seek? Because he could disappear in the blink of a ninja star!
6. What’s a ninja’s favorite subject in school? Stealth studies!
7. How does a ninja send a message? By throwing a secret note with a ninja scroll!
8. Why did the ninja bring a snack to the battle? To have a ‘ninja-mite’ boost!
9. What do you call a group of ninja kids? A stealth squad!
10. Why was the ninja always first in line? Because he had a black belt in speed!
11. How did the ninja get to school? He stealthily walked the ninja path!
12. Why did the ninja bring a calculator to training? To count his kicks and punches!
13. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of music? Stealthy beats!
14. Why was the ninja always calm during exams? Because he knew how to ‘kung-fu’ his stress!
15. How did the ninja fix his broken toy? With a little ‘martial artistry’!
16. Why did the ninja wear headphones? To listen to his favorite ‘ninja-tunes’!
17. What did the ninja say to his friend? “Let’s ‘ninja-roll’ to the playground!”
18. Why was the ninja so good at math? Because he could count on his fingers without making a sound!
19. What did the ninja do when he got a cold? He took some ‘ninja soup’!
20. Why did the ninja bring a map to the park? To navigate through the ‘forest of swings’!

1. Why did the ninja go to therapy? Because he had too many suppressed feelings… and throwing stars.
2. What’s a ninja’s favorite part of a joke? The punch-line… and then disappearing without a trace.
3. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house, and he wanted to scale it quietly.
4. How do ninja chefs tenderize their meat? They use stealth-tenderizers, of course.
5. What do you call a ninja who’s also a comedian? A stealthy jester.
6. Why did the ninja break up with his girlfriend? She kept throwing shurikens at his heart.
7. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of math? Stealth-gebra.
8. How does a ninja like his coffee? Dark, silent, and with a side of invisibility.
9. Why don’t ninjas ever play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them once they hide.
10. What’s a ninja’s favorite movie genre? Stealth thrillers.
11. Why did the ninja bring a backpack to the party? For his ninja snacks, of course.
12. What’s a ninja’s favorite board game? Hide and sneak.
13. Why did the ninja cross the road? To demonstrate his impeccable agility and stealth.
14. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of music? Ninjazz.
15. Why did the ninja get kicked out of the library? He kept checking out books without making a sound.
16. What’s a ninja’s favorite holiday? New Year’s Eve, because they can disappear in the midst of fireworks.
17. Why was the ninja such a good musician? Because he had a black belt in beats.
18. How does a ninja open a can of soda? With a silent “pop.”
19. Why did the ninja apply for a job at the zoo? Because he heard they were looking for someone skilled in stealth to spy on the pandas.
20. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of flower? Stealthias.

1. Why did the ninja go to school? Because he wanted to learn “karate-kid” moves for his dad jokes!
2. How does a ninja open a door? With his “hi-ya” key, of course!
3. Why was the ninja always calm during battles? Because he had mastered the art of “Zen-jutsu”!
4. What did the ninja say to the comedian? “Your jokes are so bad, even my stealth mode can’t hide the cringe!”
5. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the fight? Because he heard the enemy was armed and “ladder-ly” dangerous!
6. How does a ninja cut his pizza? With “katan-aise” precision!
7. Why did the ninja break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t handle his “ninja-timidation”!
8. Why did the ninja go to therapy? Because he had too many “shuriken” emotions!
9. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of math? “Shuriken-ometry”!
10. Why did the ninja become a gardener? He wanted to master the art of “throwing star-bursts”!
11. Why was the ninja a terrible singer? Because every note he hit was “off-key-jitsu”!
12. What did the ninja say to his opponent before a duel? “Prepare to face the wrath of my ‘dad-jutsu’!”
13. Why did the ninja bring a map to the battle? Because he refused to get “lost-ninja” territory!
14. How does a ninja apologize? With a “sor-ryu” bow!
15. Why did the ninja wear a belt? To hold up his “ninja-tight” pants during stealth missions!
16. Why did the ninja refuse to play cards? Because he was tired of always getting dealt a “bad-hand-jutsu”!
17. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of movie? “Silent but deadly” films!
18. Why did the ninja start a cooking show? Because he wanted to demonstrate his “martial arts-culinary” skills!
19. How does a ninja make a cup of tea? With “mug-jutsu” precision!
20. Why did the ninja take up woodworking? Because he wanted to master the art of “shuriken-joinery”!

1. Why did the ninja go to art class? To brush up on his stealth techniques!
2. What do you call a ninja who is always late? A procrastininja!
3. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
4. How does a ninja say hello? He gives you a silent ‘hi-ya!’
5. Why did the ninja break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t see him anymore!
6. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of math? Stealth-gebra!
7. Why was the ninja always calm during battles? Because he had inner-peace of cake!
8. What did the ninja say to the sushi? “Soy to meet you!”
9. Why don’t ninjas ever get lost? Because they always follow their ninja-tuition!
10. What do you call a ninja dinosaur? A velocininja!
11. Why did the ninja go to therapy? He had too many ninj-issues!
12. How does a ninja cut his pizza? With karate-chops!
13. Why did the ninja bring a pencil to the fight? In case he needed to draw blood!
14. What did the ninja do at the library? He booked it!
15. Why did the ninja bring a map to the desert? Because he heard it was full of sand-traps!
16. What’s a ninja’s favorite dessert? Sneaker-doodle cookies!
17. Why did the ninja bring a flashlight to bed? Because he was afraid of the dark shadow!
18. How did the ninja become a computer programmer? He learned to code in Python-jutsu!
19. What do you call a ninja who loves to garden? A plant-assassin!
20. Why don’t ninjas ever play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them!

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