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1. Why don’t the New York Giants play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding an entire football team in plain sight!
2. What do you call a New York Giant with a Super Bowl ring? A retired player.
3. Why did the New York Giants bring string to the game? To tie the score!
4. What’s the New York Giants’ favorite type of music? Anything but “victorious” tunes.
5. Why did the scarecrow become a New York Giants fan? Because he was outstanding in his field… just like their defense.
6. How many New York Giants does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer to remain in the dark about their standings.
7. Why did the New York Giants go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
8. What do you get when you cross a New York Giant with a groundhog? Six more weeks of winter football.
9. Why don’t New York Giants fans make good detectives? Because they can’t handle winning clues.
10. What’s the difference between the New York Giants and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
11. Why did the New York Giants start a gardening business? They’re great at digging themselves into holes.
12. How do the New York Giants count their victories? On one hand… in the last few years.
13. Why did the New York Giants coach go back to school? To learn how to make a successful pass.
14. Why don’t New York Giants players read novels? They can’t handle a strong plot.
15. What do the New York Giants and a bad actor have in common? Both struggle to make a convincing play.
16. Why did the New York Giants player take a ladder to the game? To try to reach a higher level of play.
17. Why was the New York Giants’ locker room always empty? Because they’re always out of luck.
18. What did the New York Giants say to the vending machine? “We want our quarterback!”
19. Why did the New York Giants fan bring an umbrella to the game? To weather another losing season.
20. What’s the New York Giants’ strategy in chess? To take the knee before the endgame.

1. Why did the New York Giants go to art school? To learn how to draw up a winning play.
2. Why don’t the New York Giants need a GPS? Because they never stray far from the bottom of the standings.
3. Why do New York Giants fans make the best archaeologists? They’re great at digging up the past when they used to win.
4. How do New York Giants players keep their cool during games? By staying away from the red zone.
5. Why did the New York Giants player carry a ladder onto the field? To elevate their game.
6. What’s the New York Giants’ favorite type of book? One with plenty of byes.
7. Why did the New York Giants’ quarterback bring a pencil to practice? To draw up some new plays.
8. What do you call a New York Giants player with a great season? A myth.
9. Why did the New York Giants coach bring a broom to the game? To sweep up all the fumbles.
10. What’s a New York Giants fan’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving, because at least then they can see some good football.
11. Why did the New York Giants install a vending machine on the sideline? So they could finally get a quarterback sack.
12. Why did the New York Giants go to the library? To check out some books on how to win.
13. How do you keep a New York Giants player entertained? Give them a mirror and tell them it’s a playbook.
14. What do you call a New York Giants victory? A surprise party.
15. Why don’t the New York Giants use the metric system? Because they can’t get any closer to a meter than a yard.
16. Why did the New York Giants get a job at the bakery? They needed more turnovers.
17. What do the New York Giants and a car’s transmission have in common? They both have trouble getting into gear.
18. Why did the New York Giants player sit on a clock? He wanted to be on time for a change.
19. Why did the New York Giants bring an orchestra to the game? To finally get some proper “o” in their offense.
20. What’s a New York Giants player’s favorite game? Musical chairs—at least they can win at that.

1. Why did the New York Giants bring a notebook to the game? To jot down their missed opportunities.
2. What do you call a New York Giants fan with hope? An optimist or a comedian.
3. Why did the New York Giants install new mirrors in their locker room? To reflect on what went wrong.
4. Why did the New York Giants player take up gardening? To learn how to manage their own turf better.
5. What’s the difference between the New York Giants and a puzzle? The puzzle has all its pieces in the right place.
6. Why did the New York Giants hire a magician? To make their losses disappear.
7. How do New York Giants players avoid getting sunburned? By staying in the shadows of their past glories.
8. Why did the New York Giants bring a boat to the stadium? To navigate through their sea of mistakes.
9. What do the New York Giants and a clock have in common? They both have a hard time making it to the end without breaking down.
10. Why don’t the New York Giants write books? Because they can’t hold on to a plot.
11. Why did the New York Giants visit the museum? To study their own history.
12. What’s a New York Giants’ favorite type of science? Quantum physics, because they’re always looking for a parallel universe where they’re winning.
13. Why do the New York Giants players always carry a map? To find the end zone.
14. Why did the New York Giants start a band? To practice making some noise in the league.
15. Why do New York Giants players make good chess opponents? Because they rarely check.
16. Why did the New York Giants player go to law school? To learn how to make a better case for a win.
17. Why don’t the New York Giants do well in space? Because they can’t find their footing on any ground.
18. Why did the New York Giants host a cooking show? To teach their fans how to handle disappointment.
19. Why are New York Giants fans great philosophers? They’re always pondering the meaning of a win.
20. Why did the New York Giants start a comedy club? To turn their losses into laughs.

1. Why did the New York Giants go to art class? To learn how to draw a win.
2. Why don’t the Giants play hide and seek? They can’t cover anyone.
3. What’s a Giant’s favorite ice cream? Rocky Road to the playoffs.
4. Why did the Giant sit on a clock? To be on time for once.
5. Why did the Giants plant a garden? To grow their own turf.
6. Why did the Giants bring a map? To find the end zone.
7. What do the Giants call a touchdown? A miracle.
8. Why did the Giant read a book? To learn how to cover a plot.
9. What’s a Giant’s favorite exercise? Running from their mistakes.
10. Why did the Giant go to school? To improve their stats.
11. Why do Giants fans love math? They’re used to counting losses.
12. What’s a Giant’s favorite movie? Anything but “The Longest Yard.”
13. Why did the Giants get a ladder? To reach their goals.
14. Why did the Giant go to the moon? To find more space to play.
15. What’s a Giant’s favorite drink? Bitter coffee—like their losses.
16. Why did the Giant cross the road? To get to the other sideline.
17. Why did the Giant take a nap? To dream of winning.
18. Why did the Giant wear glasses? To see the scoreboard better.
19. Why did the Giant buy a boat? To navigate their sinking season.
20. What’s a Giant’s favorite dessert? Turnovers.

1. Why did the New York Giants quarterback bring a ladder to the game? He heard the coach say they needed to elevate their play. So, he thought if he climbed high enough, he might finally see the end zone.
2. What did the New York Giants coach say to the vending machine? “I’d like my quarterback back, please.” After several attempts, the machine finally spat out a soda and said, “Sorry, that’s all the pop you’re going to get this season.”
3. During a New York Giants practice, the coach handed everyone a deck of cards. The players were confused until he said, “Since we can’t deal with our opponents, we might as well learn to deal cards.” One player quipped, “Great, now we can at least shuffle better than we fumble.”
4. Why did the New York Giants stadium install Wi-Fi? So fans could look up what a winning season looks like. Unfortunately, even with high-speed internet, they still couldn’t find any recent examples.
5. At a team meeting, the New York Giants coach asked, “Does anyone know what we’re lacking?” One player raised his hand and said, “Wins?” The coach sighed, “No, we’re lacking faith, but I guess that too.” The room was silent until another player whispered, “I think we’re actually lacking a lot more than that.”
6. Why did the New York Giants start a book club? They wanted to get better at reading their opponents. However, their first book was “How to Win for Dummies,” and they’re still struggling with the first chapter.
7. The New York Giants decided to visit an escape room to build teamwork. They thought it would be easy since they’re used to escaping tight situations on the field. They were wrong. Three hours later, they were still inside, arguing over the first clue.
8. At a charity auction, a fan bid on spending a day with the New York Giants. When he won, he was excited until he realized the “day” involved watching old highlight reels from better seasons. He whispered to the coach, “I thought I was here to see the future, not relive the past.”
9. Why did the New York Giants go to a hypnotist? They wanted to forget their last season. The hypnotist said, “You’re getting sleepy, very sleepy.” Suddenly, the entire team fell asleep and didn’t wake up until the next season had already started.
10. During training camp, a rookie asked a veteran, “Why do we always run drills that simulate us being behind?” The veteran laughed and said, “Welcome to the New York Giants, kid. Around here, we call that game preparation.”
11. The New York Giants decided to make a motivational video. They compiled clips of all their best moments, but the video was only 30 seconds long. So, they decided to include bloopers to fill the time. It ended up being a two-hour special.
12. Why did the New York Giants players start carrying rulers? Because every time the coach said they needed to measure up, they wanted to make sure they had proof that at least something was improving.
13. After another tough loss, the New York Giants coach held a meeting and said, “We need to focus on the basics: blocking, tackling, and scoring.” A player replied, “Coach, can we start with winning the coin toss?”
14. During the offseason, a New York Giants player decided to take up chess. He thought it would help with strategy. Unfortunately, every time he played, he kept trying to tackle the pieces and fumble the king.
15. The New York Giants were invited to participate in a parade. They were excited until they found out they were supposed to lead it. The coach said, “We can’t even lead in our own division, and now we’re leading a parade?”
16. Why did the New York Giants bring umbrellas to their next game? Because the forecast called for interceptions and turnovers. One player joked, “At least this time we’ll be prepared for the inevitable rain of mistakes.”
17. What happened when the New York Giants hired a motivational speaker? He started his speech with, “Winning isn’t everything,” and immediately, the whole team cheered because it was the first thing they all agreed on.
18. At the New York Giants’ practice, a player asked the coach, “Why do we always practice the same plays?” The coach replied, “So we can get them right.” The player muttered, “Then why don’t we ever see them work in a game?”
19. Why did the New York Giants players go to acting school? They wanted to improve their fake handoffs and theatrical touchdown celebrations. Unfortunately, they spent so much time acting, they forgot how to play real football.
20. During a film review session, the New York Giants coach paused the video and asked, “Can anyone tell me what we did wrong here?” One player raised his hand and said, “Coach, it’s easier to tell you what we did right. It’s a much shorter list.”

1. Why did the New York Giants player bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard the team needed a lift!
2. How do you cheer up a sad New York Giants fan? Give them a hug and remind them there’s always next season!
3. Why did the New York Giants player wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
4. What’s a New York Giants player’s favorite subject in school? History, because they’re great at studying their past victories!
5. Why did the New York Giants coach go to the beach? To practice their sand castles for when they finally build a winning team!
6. Why don’t the New York Giants eat popcorn? They’re afraid of kernels getting stuck in their playbook!
7. What did the New York Giants fan say to the TV? “Don’t worry, I’ll fix you after the game!”
8. Why don’t New York Giants players use elevators? They prefer to take the stairs for some extra steps!
9. Why was the New York Giants player always tired? Because they’re always running circles around the competition!
10. Why did the New York Giants player bring a map to practice? To find their way out of the losing streak!
11. What’s a New York Giants player’s favorite game? Musical chairs, because they’re used to moving around a lot!
12. Why don’t New York Giants players play hide and seek? Because they always get caught hiding in the end zone!
13. Why did the New York Giants player bring a pencil to the game? To draw up some winning plays!
14. Why did the New York Giants player bring an umbrella to practice? To shield themselves from all the rain checks!
15. Why don’t New York Giants players go fishing? Because they always drop the ball when reeling in the big one!
16. Why did the New York Giants player become a chef? To cook up some victory recipes!
17. Why did the New York Giants player wear sunglasses? To block out all the haters!
18. Why did the New York Giants player bring a shovel to practice? To dig deep for that winning spirit!
19. Why did the New York Giants player go to the gym? To pump up their game!
20. Why did the New York Giants player bring a mirror to the game? To reflect on their performance!

1. Why don’t New York Giants players ever go on vacation? Because they’re already experts at staying home for the playoffs!
2. What do the New York Giants and a vacuum cleaner have in common? They both suck when it comes to picking up!
3. Why did the New York Giants player go to therapy? To work on his “tackling” issues!
4. What’s the difference between a New York Giants player and a dollar bill? You can actually get four quarters out of a dollar bill!
5. Why don’t New York Giants players use bookmarks? Because they can’t find any pages worth marking in their playbook!
6. Why was the New York Giants playbook half empty? Because they couldn’t even fill it with excuses!
7. What’s the similarity between the New York Giants and a broken clock? They’re both right twice a day, but only by accident!
8. Why did the New York Giants player become a gardener? Because he’s used to sowing seeds of doubt in the opposition!
9. Why don’t New York Giants players ever get lost? Because they’re experts at following the wrong playbook!
10. Why did the New York Giants player bring a calculator to practice? To tally up all the missed opportunities!
11. What’s the New York Giants’ favorite dance move? The fumble shuffle!
12. Why did the New York Giants player bring a broom to the game? To sweep their mistakes under the rug!
13. What’s the difference between the New York Giants and a soap opera? The soap opera has a better chance of a comeback!
14. Why did the New York Giants player get a job at the bakery? Because he’s an expert at turnovers!
15. What’s a New York Giants player’s favorite board game? Sorry!, because they’re always apologizing for their performance!
16. Why did the New York Giants player become a comedian? Because he’s already used to hearing the crowd laugh at him!
17. What’s the New York Giants’ favorite hobby? Catching Ls!
18. Why did the New York Giants player go to the art gallery? To learn how to frame their losses!
19. Why did the New York Giants player bring a parachute to the game? To prepare for their free fall in the standings!
20. What’s a New York Giants player’s favorite movie genre? Fantasy, because they’re always dreaming of a winning season!

1. Why did the New York Giants player bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard they were climbing the standings!
2. Why don’t New York Giants players ever get lost? Because they always follow the path of least resistance—right to the bottom!
3. What did the New York Giants player say to his son? “Son, one day you’ll understand the true meaning of disappointment—just like being a Giants fan!”
4. Why did the New York Giants player bring a map to practice? To find a route to victory!
5. Why was the New York Giants player a great dad? Because he always knew how to carry the team—just like carrying groceries!
6. Why did the New York Giants player become a comedian? Because he’s an expert at delivering punchlines—just like their defense!
7. Why don’t New York Giants players use elevators? Because they prefer taking the stairs—one step closer to success!
8. Why did the New York Giants player bring a shovel to practice? To dig deep for those buried touchdowns!
9. Why don’t New York Giants players ever win at bingo? Because they can’t seem to find B1—let alone a first down!
10. Why did the New York Giants player bring sunglasses to the game? To shield himself from all the bright ideas—like winning!
11. Why did the New York Giants player become a musician? Because he’s great at playing the blues—just like their fans!
12. Why did the New York Giants player go to the beach? To practice his sandcastle-building skills—because making a winning team is just a fantasy!
13. Why don’t New York Giants players ever get sunburned? Because they’re used to staying in the shadows—like their winning record!
14. Why was the New York Giants player a great chef? Because he always knew how to cook up a storm—just like their offense!
15. Why don’t New York Giants players ever get lost? Because they always follow the breadcrumbs—right to the end zone!
16. Why did the New York Giants player bring an umbrella to practice? To shield himself from all the hail Marys—because they need a prayer to win!
17. Why did the New York Giants player become a gardener? Because he’s an expert at planting seeds of doubt—just like their opponents!
18. Why don’t New York Giants players ever play poker? Because they can’t seem to hold on to a winning hand!
19. Why did the New York Giants player bring a calculator to practice? To add up all the ways they’re going to win—just kidding, to count their losses!
20. Why did the New York Giants player go to the zoo? To learn how to defend against the blitz—because sometimes you need to be as tough as a rhinoceros!

1. Why did the New York Giants player bring string cheese to the game? Because he wanted to “cheese” the victory!
2. Why don’t New York Giants players ever get hungry during games? Because they’re always full of cheesy plays!
3. What did the New York Giants player say to the football? “You’re gouda be a touchdown!”
4. Why did the New York Giants player bring a cheese grater to practice? Because he heard they needed to “shred” the competition!
5. Why did the New York Giants player become a dairy farmer? Because he’s an expert at milking the clock!
6. Why did the New York Giants player bring Swiss cheese to the game? Because he wanted the defense to have some “holes” to run through!
7. Why did the New York Giants player become a cheese sculptor? Because he’s great at molding the offense!
8. What did the New York Giants player say to the opposing team? “You cheddar believe we’re going to win!”
9. Why don’t New York Giants players ever win at trivia? Because they always get stumped when the category is “cheesy football puns”!
10. Why did the New York Giants player bring nachos to the game? Because he wanted to add some “cheese” to their defense!
11. Why did the New York Giants player bring a fondue pot to practice? Because he heard they needed to “melt” the competition!
12. Why did the New York Giants player bring a cheeseburger to the game? Because he wanted to score a “cheese” touchdown!
13. Why don’t New York Giants players ever go to pizza parties? Because they’re always afraid of getting “cheesed” off!
14. Why did the New York Giants player bring a cheese plate to the game? Because he wanted to show the defense who’s “grater”!
15. Why did the New York Giants player become a cheese salesman? Because he’s great at cutting the cheese—just like their offense!
16. Why did the New York Giants player bring cheese sticks to practice? Because he heard they needed some extra “string” in their plays!
17. Why did the New York Giants player become a cheese connoisseur? Because he’s great at finding the “cheddar” in every game!
18. Why did the New York Giants player bring cheese curds to the game? Because he wanted to “curd” the other team’s enthusiasm!
19. Why did the New York Giants player bring cheese dip to practice? Because he heard they needed to “dip” into their potential!
20. Why did the New York Giants player become a cheese judge? Because he’s an expert at giving the game a “gouda” review!

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