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1. Why was the sheep always the life of the nativity party? Because it knew how to “fleece” the crowd!
2. What do you call a sheep who can play the drums in the nativity play? A baa-rilliant musician!
3. Why was the innkeeper the best at playing hide and seek during the nativity? Because he always had room at the inn to hide!
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman with the nativity? Frosty the Divine Snowman!
5. Why did the wise men bring gifts to the nativity instead of money? Because they didn’t want to deal with the “frank” exchange rate!
6. Why did the camel refuse to go to the nativity play? It didn’t want to be in a “drama-dairy”!
7. What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas carol? “Fleece Navidad”!
8. Why was the star of Bethlehem such a good singer? Because it could hit those high notes in “Silent Night”!
9. What do you call a nativity play performed by cats? The “meow-y” Christmas story!
10. Why did Joseph have to use a smartphone during the nativity? Because there was no Wi-Fi in the stable for him to check into the Inn-ternet!
11. What’s Mary’s favorite type of music? “Gospel,” of course!
12. Why did the angels get in trouble during the nativity play? They kept “winging” their lines!
13. What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo during the nativity? A woolly jumper!
14. Why was the donkey always the calmest animal in the nativity? Because it had a stable temperament!
15. What do you call a nativity play performed by insects? The “Bugle” Birth of Jesus!
16. Why couldn’t the shepherd get any peace and quiet during the nativity? Because the sheep kept “flocking” to him!
17. What’s Joseph’s favorite type of pizza? “Manger-ita”!
18. Why did the wise men bring gold, frankincense, and myrrh to the nativity? Because those were the original “three gifts for the price of one” deal!
19. What’s the baby Jesus’s favorite game during the nativity? “Pee-kaboo”!
20. Why did the shepherds bring their sheep to the nativity? They heard it was going to be a “baa-lling” time!

1. Why did the wise men bring diapers to the nativity? Because they heard the baby Jesus was a “miracle worker”!
2. What did the sheep say to the shepherd during the nativity? “I’m feeling a bit woolly-headed, can ewe help me find my way?”
3. Why was the donkey always invited to nativity parties? Because it could carry a tune!
4. What did Joseph say when Mary asked him to change the baby Jesus’s diaper during the nativity? “Sure, but I’m not taking the rap for this one!”
5. Why did the angel get stuck in traffic on the way to the nativity? Because it was rush hour in heaven!
6. What do you call a snowman at the nativity? A “chilly” messenger of peace!
7. Why did the innkeeper refuse to give Mary and Joseph a room during the nativity? Because he was all booked up with reservations for the “Holiday Inn”!
8. What’s the shepherd’s favorite Christmas carol? “Fleece Navidad”!
9. Why did the wise men bring spices to the nativity? Because they heard the baby Jesus was “a little seasoned”!
10. What’s Mary’s favorite type of bread? “Bethlehem Bagels”!
11. Why was the manger so crowded during the nativity? Because everyone wanted to be in the “baby’s first selfie”!
12. What did the sheep say to the angel during the nativity? “Quit wool-gathering and get back to work!”
13. Why did the shepherds bring a ladder to the nativity? Because they heard the baby Jesus was a “high riser”!
14. What do you call a nativity play performed by underwater creatures? “The Cod’s Christmas Carol”!
15. Why did the star of Bethlehem shine so brightly? Because it had a “stellar agent”!
16. What did the innkeeper say to the wise men during the nativity? “Sorry, no vacancies, but I can offer you a complimentary continental breakfast!”
17. Why did the camel have trouble fitting into the nativity scene? Because it had a “hump day” mentality!
18. What’s the angel’s favorite dessert? “Heavenly Hash”!
19. Why was the baby Jesus always calm during the nativity? Because he had a “manger-ment” coach!
20. What did the shepherds say to each other during the nativity? “Let’s not ‘flock’ this up!”

1. Why did Mary and Joseph decide to have the nativity in a barn? Because they wanted a “stable” environment for their baby!
2. What did the wise men say when they arrived at the nativity scene? “We come bearing gifts, but we also brought a backup plan in case the GPS failed!”
3. Why did the shepherds bring their sheep to the nativity? Because they wanted to ensure the baby Jesus had a “flock” of fans!
4. Why was the star of Bethlehem the original GPS? Because it guided the wise men to the exact location without needing a Wi-Fi signal!
5. What did Joseph say when he saw the stable filled with animals during the nativity? “Looks like we’re having a ‘holy cow’ moment!”
6. Why did the angel tell the shepherds about the nativity? Because it wanted to spread some “heavenly gossip”!
7. Why was the nativity like a blockbuster movie? Because it had a star-studded cast!
8. What did the innkeeper say when Mary and Joseph asked for a room during the nativity? “I’m sorry, but we’re fully booked. However, I can offer you a suite in our ‘Bethlehem Bedrock’ hotel!”
9. Why did the baby Jesus cry during the nativity? Because he realized he was the only one without a gift receipt!
10. Why was the sheep’s wool so important during the nativity? Because it provided the “fleecy” warmth for the baby Jesus!
11. What did the shepherds bring to the nativity potluck? Their famous “herd-earned” shepherd’s pie!
12. Why did the camel have trouble entering the nativity scene? Because it had a “dromedairy” of excuses!
13. What did the star of Bethlehem say to the moon during the nativity? “I’m the real shining star of this show!”
14. Why did the baby Jesus refuse to wear the traditional swaddling clothes during the nativity? Because he wanted to start a new fashion trend!
15. Why did the angels sing during the nativity? Because they wanted to hit the “high notes” of celebration!
16. What did the wise men say when they finally found the baby Jesus? “Looks like we’ve struck ‘gold’ in this humble abode!”
17. Why was the donkey’s braying so melodious during the nativity? Because it was practicing its “stable” notes!
18. What did Mary say to Joseph when she saw the stable filled with animals during the nativity? “Well, I guess this is the ‘creche’ we could find!”
19. Why did the shepherds bring a telescope to the nativity? To get a “flock”-clear view of the star!
20. What did the star of Bethlehem say when it saw the baby Jesus sleeping peacefully in the manger? “I guess you could say this is a ‘stellar’ performance!”

1. Why was the wise man always the life of the nativity party? Because he knew how to bring myrrh-ment!
2. What do you call the donkey who tells jokes at the nativity scene? A merry-go-round!
3. Why did the sheep in the nativity scene get a haircut? Because they were feeling a little “shear” joy!
4. Why did Mary and Joseph decide to play cards at the manger? Because they heard the baby was a little “king” at poker!
5. What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas carol? “Fleece Navidad!”
6. Why did the angel bring a stopwatch to the nativity? To keep track of “heavenly” time!
7. What did the camel say to the wise men on their long journey? “Quit ‘hump’-ing about, we’ll get there!”
8. Why was the drummer boy the best musician in Bethlehem? Because he always knew how to “beat” the odds!
9. Why was the nativity scene so crowded? Because everyone wanted to get a “holy” picture!
10. What do you call a sheep who loves to sing at the nativity play? A baa-roque singer!
11. Why did the innkeeper organize a talent show during the nativity? Because he wanted to see who had the most “inn”-credible skills!
12. What do you get if you cross an angel with a snowman? Frosty the snow angel!
13. Why did the star of Bethlehem win the award for “brightest” performance? Because it really knew how to shine!
14. What do you call a nativity scene without the wise men? A little “incense”-sitive!
15. Why did the shepherds bring their sheep to the nativity? Because they wanted them to witness a “baa-rn” miracle!
16. What did Joseph say to Mary when they couldn’t find a room at the inn? “Looks like we’ll have to make room for one more in the stable!”
17. Why was the nativity scene the best place for a picnic? Because it had the “bread of life” and “living water”!
18. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
19. Why did the wise men bring gifts to the baby Jesus? Because they didn’t want to show up empty-“handed”!
20. Why was the donkey the true star of the nativity? Because it always knew how to carry the weight of the world on its back!

1. Once upon a time in Bethlehem, there was a shepherd who had a particularly mischievous sheep named Woolly. Woolly was notorious for causing trouble, especially during the nativity season. One day, as the shepherd was preparing to go visit the newborn king, he realized Woolly was missing. Frantically, he searched high and low until he found Woolly standing right next to the baby Jesus in the manger. The shepherd exclaimed, “Woolly, what are you doing here?” And Woolly replied, “Well, someone had to keep the baby warm with all these cold drafts around!”
2. In a quaint little village, there lived a baker named Joseph who had a unique talent for baking bread. One cold winter night, as Joseph was kneading dough in his bakery, he heard a knock at the door. To his surprise, it was Mary and Joseph seeking shelter. Joseph welcomed them in and offered them warm bread straight from the oven. As they enjoyed the bread, Mary suddenly exclaimed, “Joseph, this bread is so heavenly, it’s fit for a king!” And Joseph replied, “Well, it’s a good thing we have a little prince right here in our humble bakery!”
3. Three wise men embarked on a long journey to visit the newborn king. Along the way, they encountered various obstacles and challenges. One of the wise men, known for his love of astronomy, couldn’t resist stopping to observe the stars every night. Another wise man, who was a bit forgetful, kept misplacing the gifts they were bringing to the baby Jesus. And the third wise man, always the optimist, kept insisting that they were on the right path, even when they seemed hopelessly lost. Despite their differences, they finally reached their destination and presented their gifts to the newborn king. And as they looked upon the baby Jesus, they knew that their journey had been worth every step.
4. In a bustling marketplace, there was a humble carpenter named Joseph who had been tasked with building a manger for the upcoming nativity play. Joseph poured his heart and soul into crafting the perfect manger, ensuring that every detail was just right. However, on the day of the play, disaster struck when the manger collapsed under the weight of the baby Jesus. As panic ensued, Joseph frantically tried to fix the manger, but nothing seemed to work. Just when all hope seemed lost, the innkeeper stepped forward and offered his stable as a makeshift manger. And so, the nativity play went on, with Joseph learning a valuable lesson about the true meaning of Christmas: it’s not about the perfect manger, but about the love and joy that fills our hearts.
5. Deep in the heart of the desert, there lived a group of camels who had heard rumors of a special star shining brightly in the sky. Determined to see this star for themselves, they embarked on a journey across the sands, braving sandstorms and scorching heat. Along the way, they encountered all sorts of creatures, from wise men to shepherds to even a mischievous jackal who tried to lead them astray. But through it all, the camels remained steadfast in their quest, guided by the light of the star. And when they finally reached their destination, they knelt before the baby Jesus, knowing that their long journey had led them to something truly miraculous.
6. As the angels prepared for the grand announcement of the birth of the savior, they held a celestial choir rehearsal in the heavens. Each angel practiced their heavenly harmonies, eager to spread the joyous news to the world below. However, one angel named Gabriel was feeling a bit nervous about his solo performance. He worried that his voice wouldn’t be powerful enough to reach the ears of the shepherds in the fields. But when the time came for the big announcement, Gabriel summoned all his courage and belted out the most glorious melody the heavens had ever heard. And as his voice echoed across the skies, the shepherds looked up in wonder, knowing that something truly extraordinary was about to unfold.
7. Once upon a starlit night, there was a group of shepherds tending their flock in the fields outside Bethlehem. Suddenly, an angel appeared before them, bathed in a brilliant light. The shepherds were terrified, but the angel reassured them, saying, “Do not be afraid, for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.” The shepherds listened in awe as the angel told them about the birth of the baby Jesus in Bethlehem. Overwhelmed with wonder, the shepherds decided to go and see the newborn king for themselves. And as they made their way to the manger, they couldn’t help but marvel at the miracle unfolding before their eyes.
8. In a bustling marketplace, there was an innkeeper named Eli who was known for his gruff exterior but kind heart. When Mary and Joseph arrived at his inn seeking shelter, Eli could see that they were weary travelers in need of a warm place to rest. Despite the inn being fully booked, Eli couldn’t turn them away. Instead, he offered them the only space he had left: a humble stable out back. And so, Mary and Joseph found refuge in the stable, where Mary gave birth to the baby Jesus. As the night unfolded, Eli realized that sometimes the greatest blessings come in the most unexpected places.
9. Deep in the heart of the forest, there lived a group of woodland creatures who had heard whispers of a special event happening in Bethlehem. Eager to see what all the fuss was about, they embarked on a journey through the woods, encountering all sorts of challenges along the way. From slippery slopes to tangled vines, the journey was anything but easy. But with each obstacle they faced, the woodland creatures grew more determined to reach their destination. And when they finally arrived in Bethlehem, they found themselves at the doorstep of the manger, where the baby Jesus lay sleeping peacefully. And as they looked upon the newborn king, they knew that their journey had been worth every step.
10. Once upon a time in a distant land, there was a group of wise men who were renowned for their wisdom and knowledge. When they heard news of a special star shining brightly in the sky, they knew they had to follow it to find the newborn king. And so, they embarked on a journey across mountains and deserts, facing all sorts of challenges along the way. But with each obstacle they overcame, their determination only grew stronger. And when they finally reached their destination, they presented their gifts to the baby Jesus, knowing that they had been guided by something truly divine.

1. Why did the donkey go to school during the nativity season? Because he wanted to learn how to carry a “stable” load!
2. What did the sheep say to the shepherd on Christmas Eve? “Fleece Navidad!”
3. Why did Mary and Joseph call their baby Jesus? Because they couldn’t “Bethle-hem” away!
4. Why did the wise men bring gold, frankincense, and myrrh to the baby Jesus? Because they couldn’t find a gift receipt!
5. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a sheep? Frostbite!
6. What do you call a sheep who loves to sing at the nativity play? A baa-roque star!
7. Why did the angel sit on top of the Christmas tree? Because it wanted to be the “top angel”!
8. Why was the star of Bethlehem so good at soccer? Because it was a “ball” of light!
9. What do you call a donkey who likes to tell jokes at the nativity scene? A merry-go-round!
10. Why did the shepherd bring a ladder to the nativity? Because he heard the baby Jesus was a little “high” maintenance!
11. What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas carol? “We Three Kings of Orient Are”!
12. Why was the innkeeper the most popular person at the nativity play? Because he had all the “inn-side” information!
13. What do you call a camel who loves to dance at the nativity party? The “hump-shaker”!
14. Why did the baby Jesus cry when he saw the wise men? Because he thought they were “gift-robbing”!
15. What did Joseph say to Mary when they couldn’t find a room at the inn? “Looks like we’ll have to make room for one more in the stable!”
16. Why did the wise men bring spices to the baby Jesus? Because they wanted to “spice” up his life!
17. Why was the nativity scene the best place for a picnic? Because it had the “bread of life” and “living water”!
18. Why did the shepherd bring his pet snake to the nativity? Because he heard there was a “silent hiss”!
19. What do you get if you cross a sheep and a snowman? Frosty the Fleece-man!
20. Why did the angels in the nativity sing out of tune? Because they couldn’t find the right “key” to heaven!

1. Why did Mary and Joseph’s neighbors complain about their nativity scene? Because it was causing a “holy traffic jam” in the neighborhood!
2. What did the innkeeper say when he saw Mary and Joseph knocking on his door? “Sorry, we’re all booked up, but I can offer you a stable investment opportunity!”
3. Why did the wise men bring gold, frankincense, and myrrh to the baby Jesus? Because they wanted to give him gifts fit for a “gold member”!
4. Why did the shepherds refuse to play poker with the angels during the nativity season? Because the angels always had a “heavenly hand”!
5. What did the donkey say to the camel at the nativity scene? “You’re just a one-hump chump compared to me!”
6. Why was the star of Bethlehem the best real estate agent in town? Because it always knew how to “guide” people to the right property!
7. Why was Joseph always stressed during the nativity season? Because he had to deal with Mary’s constant cravings for “virgin” eggnog!
8. Why did the wise men refuse to take the shortcut to Bethlehem? Because they didn’t want to get caught in a “frankincense and myrrh-lane” traffic jam!
9. What did the innkeeper say when Mary and Joseph asked for a room? “I’m sorry, we’re all booked up, but I can offer you a discount on the stable with complimentary hay!”
10. Why did the angels organize a talent show during the nativity season? Because they wanted to prove they were more than just “heavenly messengers”!
11. Why was the nativity scene the perfect place for a romantic date? Because nothing says “I love you” like a baby in a manger!
12. Why did the shepherds bring their sheep to the nativity scene? Because they wanted to show off their “flock” to the baby Jesus!
13. What did the wise men say when they finally reached Bethlehem? “We came, we saw, we conquered…the gift-giving game!”
14. Why did Mary and Joseph start a band during the nativity season? Because they heard there was a baby boom in Bethlehem and they wanted to capitalize on the “manger” audience!
15. What did the innkeeper say when he saw Mary and Joseph at his door? “Sorry, no vacancies, but I can recommend a nice stable with a view of the stars!”
16. Why did the angels organize a flash mob during the nativity season? Because they wanted to spread some “heavenly cheer” with their dance moves!
17. Why was the nativity scene the perfect setting for a comedy show? Because with all those animals, it was guaranteed to be a “roaring” success!
18. What did the wise men say when they arrived in Bethlehem and saw the baby Jesus? “Finally, someone worthy of our regal gifts!”
19. Why did the shepherds bring their dogs to the nativity scene? Because they heard there was a “star” in Bethlehem and they didn’t want to miss out on the action!
20. What did the innkeeper say when Mary and Joseph asked for a room? “Sorry, we’re fully booked, but I can offer you a cozy spot in the stable with complimentary hay and a donkey serenade!”

1. Why was the innkeeper always the best at telling nativity jokes? Because he had the “inn-side” scoop!
2. Why did Mary and Joseph’s donkey get a promotion during the nativity season? Because he was the “stable” genius!
3. Why did the wise men bring gifts to the baby Jesus? Because they didn’t want to show up empty-“handed”!
4. Why did the shepherds bring their sheep to the nativity scene? Because they wanted them to witness a “baa-rn” miracle!
5. Why did Mary and Joseph make terrible spies? Because they couldn’t keep a “manger” secret!
6. Why did the angels in the nativity play never get in trouble? Because they always knew how to “wing” it!
7. Why was the star of Bethlehem always the center of attention? Because it really knew how to “shine”!
8. Why did Joseph bring a blanket to the nativity scene? Because he heard the baby Jesus was a little “wrapped” up!
9. Why did the camel refuse to join the nativity play? Because he didn’t want to be the “hump” of the joke!
10. Why did Mary and Joseph make terrible gardeners? Because they couldn’t keep the “stable” clean!
11. Why did the wise men bring spices to the baby Jesus? Because they wanted to “spice” up his life!
12. Why was the innkeeper always the life of the nativity party? Because he knew how to “host” a good time!
13. Why did the shepherds bring their dogs to the nativity scene? Because they heard there was a “star” in Bethlehem and they didn’t want to miss out on the action!
14. Why did the angels organize a flash mob during the nativity season? Because they wanted to spread some “heavenly cheer” with their dance moves!
15. Why did the baby Jesus cry when he saw the wise men? Because he thought they were “gift-robbing”!
16. Why did the donkey get a trophy at the nativity play? Because he was the “manger” of the team!
17. Why did the wise men bring gold, frankincense, and myrrh to the baby Jesus? Because they wanted to give him gifts fit for a “king”!
18. Why did the shepherds bring their sheep to the nativity scene? Because they wanted to show off their “flock” to the baby Jesus!
19. Why did Mary and Joseph start a band during the nativity season? Because they heard there was a baby boom in Bethlehem and they wanted to capitalize on the “manger” audience!
20. Why was the nativity scene the perfect place for a comedy show? Because with all those animals, it was guaranteed to be a “roaring” success!

1. Why was the innkeeper always cold during the nativity season? Because he couldn’t find his “inn-er” warmth!
2. Why did Mary and Joseph’s donkey win an award at the nativity play? Because he was the “manger” attraction!
3. Why was the angel’s trumpet solo at the nativity scene so cheesy? Because it was full of “halo-dious” notes!
4. Why did the sheep get a haircut before the nativity play? Because it wanted to look “fleece-tastic”!
5. Why did the wise men bring gold, frankincense, and myrrh to the baby Jesus? Because they wanted to “mint” a good impression!
6. Why did the shepherds bring their dogs to the nativity scene? Because they wanted to create a “bark” in history!
7. Why was the star of Bethlehem always so popular? Because it knew how to “shine” in the spotlight!
8. Why did Mary and Joseph start a bakery during the nativity season? Because they wanted to make “heavenly bread”!
9. Why did the camel refuse to be in the nativity play? Because it didn’t want to be the “hump” of the joke!
10. Why did the angels organize a dance-off during the nativity season? Because they wanted to prove they had “heavenly moves”!
11. Why did the baby Jesus have trouble sleeping in the stable? Because he couldn’t find his “manger”-ment!
12. Why did the donkey get a makeover for the nativity play? Because it wanted to look “stable”-ishing!
13. Why did the wise men bring spices to the baby Jesus? Because they wanted to add some “flavor” to his life!
14. Why did the shepherds bring their sheep to the nativity scene? Because they wanted to create a “baa-rn”storm of excitement!
15. Why did Joseph bring a map to the nativity scene? Because he heard there was a “star” performance!
16. Why did the angels organize a choir at the nativity scene? Because they wanted to sing “halo-lujah”!
17. Why was the nativity scene always so crowded? Because everyone wanted to be part of the “miracle”!
18. Why did Mary and Joseph start a petting zoo during the nativity season? Because they wanted to share the “manger” love!
19. Why was the innkeeper always stressed during the nativity season? Because he couldn’t find room for all the “inn”-coming guests!
20. Why did the wise men bring gold, frankincense, and myrrh to the baby Jesus? Because they wanted to make sure he had a “gilt-y” pleasure!

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