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In the wild world of primate puns, where laughter swings freely from branch to branch, we’re about to embark on a journey that’s more fun than a barrel of apes. Get set to monkey around with mirthful mischief and uproarious antics as we delve into the realm of our simian friends. Ready to go bananas with a cascade of chuckles? Hold onto your hats, folks, because this jungle of jokes is about to get positively bananas!

“20 Hilarious Primate Pranks: Ape-ing Around with Laughter!”

81. Why did the monkey bring a map to the zoo?
82. What’s a monkey’s favorite board game?
83. Why did the monkey bring a shovel to the beach?
84. How do monkeys like their bananas?
85. What did the monkey say to the coconut shell?
86. Why did the monkey bring a pillow to the jungle?
87. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of tree?
88. Why did the monkey bring a stopwatch to the race?
89. How do monkeys express their love?
90. What did the monkey say to the palm tree?
91. Why did the monkey bring a watch to the treehouse?
92. What’s a monkey’s favorite holiday destination?
93. Why did the monkey bring a magnifying glass to the beach?
94. How do monkeys like to relax?
95. What did the monkey say to the banana peel on the ground?
96. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the forest?
97. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of shoe?
98. Why did the monkey bring a kite to the park?
99. How do monkeys celebrate birthdays?
100. What did the monkey say to the banana tree?

1. Why don’t monkeys ever play cards in the wild? Because they’re always caught monkeying around!
2. What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips? A chipmunk!
3. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
4. How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
5. What’s a monkey’s favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp cookies!
6. Why did the monkey like the banana-shaped lamp? Because it lit up its day!
7. What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
8. Why don’t monkeys ever get lost? Because jungle telegraph always keeps them connected!
9. What’s a monkey’s favorite game? Swinging charades!
10. Why did the monkey like the computer? Because it had a great byte!
11. What’s a monkey’s favorite dessert? A banana split!
12. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
13. What’s a monkey’s favorite movie? King Kong, of course!
14. Why don’t monkeys ever go hungry? Because they always have a bunch of bananas!
15. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of music? Swing!
16. Why did the monkey go to school? To improve its “tree”-onometry!
17. What did the banana say to the monkey? Nothing, bananas can’t talk!
18. Why was the monkey so good at basketball? Because he knew how to dribble!
19. What’s a monkey’s favorite vegetable? Ape-ragus!
20. Why don’t monkeys ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding with that tail!

1. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What’s a monkey’s favorite dessert? A banana split!
3. Why did the monkey go to school? To improve its “tree”-onometry!
4. What did the banana say to the monkey? Nothing, bananas can’t talk!
5. Why was the monkey so good at basketball? Because he knew how to dribble!
6. What’s a monkey’s favorite vegetable? Ape-ragus!
7. Why don’t monkeys ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding with that tail!
8. Why did the monkey sit on the clock? Because he wanted to be a time traveler!
9. What do you call a monkey that loves to dance? A chimp-chancer!
10. Why did the monkey like the banana-shaped phone? Because he could always find it a-peeling!
11. What’s a monkey’s favorite hobby? Banana-tics!
12. Why don’t monkeys ever go to space? Because they always want to be the center of gravity!
13. What do you call a monkey with a banana in each hand? A pair of slippers!
14. Why don’t monkeys ever get lost in the jungle? Because they always know the “ape” to go!
15. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of joke? Anything that’s ape-solutely bananas!
16. Why did the monkey bring a rope to the game? Because he wanted to be a “swing” player!
17. What’s a monkey’s favorite subject in school? Banana-nomics!
18. Why don’t monkeys ever argue? Because they always make up before things get too hairy!
19. What’s a monkey’s favorite sport in the jungle? Vine-ing pong!
20. Why did the monkey like the computer? Because it had plenty of “bytes”!

“Another 20 Rib-Tickling Simian Shenanigans: Laughing All the Way!”

1. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the art gallery? Because he wanted to see the “ape-ratives” on the higher shelves!
2. What do you call a monkey that loves to code? A byte-sized primate!
3. Why was the monkey so good at navigation? Because he always knew the best “branches” to take!
4. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of math? Banana-geometry!
5. Why did the monkey study psychology? Because he wanted to understand his own “chimp-pressions”!
6. What do you call a monkey who loves to tell jokes? A pun-dit!
7. Why don’t monkeys ever get lost in the supermarket? Because they always have their “ape-tinerary”!
8. What did the monkey say when he found a banana under his bed? “Well, that’s a-peeling!”
9. Why did the monkey bring a camera to the jungle? Because he wanted to capture some “ape-rific” moments!
10. What’s a monkey’s favorite kind of movie? Anything with a “tail” of adventure!
11. Why don’t monkeys ever get tired of swinging? Because it’s in their “nature” to hang around!
12. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of book? Anything with a great “tail” to tell!
13. Why did the monkey start a band? Because he wanted to make some “ape-pealing” music!
14. What do you call a monkey who loves to solve puzzles? A code-breaking chimp!
15. Why don’t monkeys ever make good secret agents? Because they can’t keep their “tails” hidden!
16. What did the monkey say when he entered the art museum? “I’m ready to go ‘ape’ over some masterpieces!”
17. Why don’t monkeys ever play poker in the jungle? Because they’re afraid of the “cheetahs”!
18. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of coffee? Java, of course!
19. Why did the monkey bring a backpack to the party? Because he wanted to be a “swinging” traveler!
20. What’s a monkey’s favorite kind of TV show? Anything with a “wild” storyline!

1. Why did the monkey like the banana? It had a-peel!
2. What’s a monkey’s favorite tree? The ba-nana tree!
3. Why don’t monkeys ever use computers? They’re afraid of getting a virus!
4. What did the monkey say when he caught his tail? “It’s finally behind me!”
5. Why was the monkey always so stressed? He had too many monkey-business meetings!
6. What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
7. Why did the monkey bring a pencil to the party? In case he wanted to draw some attention!
8. What’s a monkey’s favorite dessert? Anything with a “choco-chimp” twist!
9. Why don’t monkeys ever play cards in the wild? Because they’re always caught monkeying around!
10. What do you call a monkey with a banana allergy? A “peel”-less primate!
11. Why did the monkey bring a hammer to the jungle? Because he heard there was a “monkey-wrench” party!
12. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of music? Anything with a lot of “ape-peal”!
13. Why don’t monkeys ever get lost? Because they always have a “jungle GPS”!
14. What did one monkey say to the other at breakfast? “Are you going to finish that banana?”
15. Why did the monkey like the computer? It had great “ap-plications”!
16. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of comedy? Anything with a lot of “monkeying” around!
17. Why don’t monkeys ever go to school? Because they already know “ape”-lgebra!
18. What’s a monkey’s favorite game? “Swinging” charades!
19. Why don’t monkeys ever need umbrellas? Because they always have “jungle cover”!
20. What did the monkey say when he found a banana under his bed? “This is bed-ape-ling!”

61. What’s a monkey’s favorite dance move?
62. Why did the monkey bring a telescope to the jungle?
63. How do monkeys like their coffee?
64. What did the monkey say to the banana tree?
65. Why did the monkey bring a snorkel to the pool?
66. What’s a monkey’s favorite game show?
67. Why did the monkey bring a compass to the mountain?
68. How do monkeys stay cool in the summer?
69. What did the monkey say to the coconut tree?
70. Why did the monkey bring a hammer to the party?
71. What’s a monkey’s favorite TV channel?
72. Why did the monkey bring a blanket to the beach?
73. How do monkeys keep their balance?
74. What did the monkey say to the banana bunch?
75. Why did the monkey bring a rope to the park?
76. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of weather?
77. Why did the monkey bring a hat to the zoo?
78. How do monkeys keep their hair looking good?
79. What did the monkey say to the coconut milk?
80. Why did the monkey bring a tent to the forest?

“20 More Hilarious Primate Puns: A Barrel of Bananas!”

41. What’s a monkey’s favorite dessert?
42. Why did the monkey bring a map to the beach?
43. How do monkeys stay in touch with their friends?
44. What did the monkey say to the banana peel?
45. Why did the monkey bring a broom to the party?
46. What do you call a monkey with a computer?
47. Why did the monkey bring a suitcase to the treehouse?
48. How do monkeys cut their hair?
49. What’s a monkey’s favorite game?
50. Why did the monkey bring a camera to the jungle?
51. What did the monkey say to the lion?
52. Why did the monkey bring a pillow to the picnic?
53. How do monkeys navigate through the jungle?
54. What’s a monkey’s favorite holiday?
55. Why did the monkey bring a fishing rod to the river?
56. What did the monkey say to the coconut?
57. Why did the monkey bring a calculator to the party?
58. How do monkeys like to travel?
59. What’s a monkey’s favorite place to hang out?
60. Why did the monkey bring a flashlight to the cave?

1. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the cocktails were off the chain!
2. How do monkeys stay up to date with the latest gossip? They follow the jungle vine!
3. What did the monkey say when it found out it was allergic to bananas? “Well, that’s just ap-peeling!”
4. Why did the monkey like to wear sunglasses? Because it didn’t want to be spotted!
5. What’s a monkey’s favorite dessert? Banana split ends!
6. Why don’t monkeys ever play cards in the wild? There are too many cheetahs!
7. What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips? A chipmunk!
8. Why don’t monkeys ever get lost? Because they always know the jungle “bushes”!
9. How does a monkey make toast? It puts it under the gorilla!
10. What do you get when you cross a monkey with a skunk? An animal who stinks at climbing trees!
11. Why did the monkey like to dance? Because it had the best moves in the jungle!
12. What did the monkey say when it cut off its tail by mistake? “It won’t be long now!”
13. Why was the monkey always so excited? Because every day was a swinging good time!
14. How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
15. What did the grape say when the monkey stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
16. Why did the monkey like to wear a tie? Because it was a “prim-ate” fashion statement!
17. What’s a monkey’s favorite movie? The Jungle Book, of course!
18. Why don’t monkeys ever get lost? Because they always know the best “branches” to hang out on!
19. What did the monkey say to the banana? “You’re a-peeling to me!”
20. Why did the monkey like to read? Because it wanted to become a wise old ape!

1. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had a-peel!
2. What do you call a monkey that loves to dance? A funky monkey!
3. How do monkeys stay in touch? They send each other banana-mails!
4. Why did the monkey like the computer? Because it had a lot of bytes!
5. What’s a monkey’s favorite fruit? A chimp-agne!
6. What do you call a mischievous monkey? A prank-ey!
7. Why don’t monkeys ever bet on horse races? Because they always go bananas!
8. How does a monkey cut its hair? With a monkey-tor!
9. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
10. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of music? Swing!
11. Why did the monkey like the banana tree? Because it had so many branches to hang around!
12. What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
13. How do monkeys make toast? They put it under the gorilla!
14. What’s a monkey’s favorite toy? A barrel of laughs!
15. Why did the monkey like the banana phone? It had great reception in the jungle!
16. What’s a monkey’s favorite game at parties? Spin the tail on the human!
17. Why did the monkey like the mirror? Because it was seeing double!
18. What do you call a monkey that wins the lottery? A chimpan-zillionaire!
19. How do monkeys make lemonade? They find a lemon tree and call it a day!
20. Why did the monkey bring a baseball bat to the jungle? Because it heard there was a swinging party!

“Another 20 Cheeky Chimp Chuckles: Ape-solutely Hilarious!”

1. Why did the monkey break up with his girlfriend? She said he was too bananas!
2. What did the monkey say to his therapist? “I’m having a real ape crisis!”
3. Why did the monkey go to the bar? He heard they were serving up some great ape-ritifs!
4. How does a monkey order its drinks? With a lot of monkey business!
5. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the nightclub? Because he heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
6. What’s a monkey’s favorite drink? Banana-rama!
7. Why did the monkey get kicked out of the casino? He was caught monkeying around with the cards!
8. How does a monkey get over a breakup? He goes ape over someone else!
9. What’s a monkey’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a banana? Because you’re a-peeling!”
10. Why did the monkey bring a camera to the party? He wanted to capture some monkey business!
11. What’s a monkey’s favorite movie genre? Rom-coms, because they’re bananas for love stories!
12. Why did the monkey bring a suitcase to the bar? He was planning a tropical getaway!
13. What do you call a monkey who loves to gamble? A high-roller!
14. Why did the monkey refuse to share its food? It said it was ‘monkey see, monkey eat’!
15. What’s a monkey’s favorite song? “Monkey Business” by Skid Row!
16. Why was the monkey so stressed out? He had too many bananas to peel!
17. How does a monkey like its coffee? With a side of bananas!
18. Why did the monkey go to the comedy club? He heard they were serving up some great pun-chlines!
19. What’s a monkey’s favorite dance move? The banana split!
20. Why did the monkey bring a map to the party? In case he got lost in the jungle of people!

1. Why did the monkey dad sit on the remote? Because he wanted to be in control of the channels!
2. What did the monkey dad say to his kids when they were being too noisy? “Stop monkeying around!”
3. Why did the monkey dad bring a banana to the soccer game? In case they needed an extra player!
4. Why was the monkey dad always calm during storms? Because he knew how to weather the ape-ril showers!
5. What did the monkey dad say to his son when he was feeling down? “Chin up, little chimp!”
6. Why did the monkey dad take his kids to the banana factory? To show them how ap-peeling it is to work hard!
7. What’s a monkey dad’s favorite tool? The monkey wrench, of course!
8. Why did the monkey dad buy a trampoline? He wanted to see his kids bounce with joy!
9. Why did the monkey dad bring a ladder to the library? Because he heard the book about bananas was on the top shelf!
10. What did the monkey dad say to his daughter when she complained about her hair? “Don’t worry, it’s just a little frizzy monkey business!”
11. Why did the monkey dad bring a map to the amusement park? In case they got lost in the jungle gym!
12. Why did the monkey dad bring a stopwatch to the race? Because he wanted to see his kids go bananas!
13. What did the monkey dad say when his kids asked where babies come from? “From the monkey stork, of course!”
14. Why did the monkey dad take his family to the beach? He wanted to teach them how to ride the tide like pros!
15. What’s a monkey dad’s favorite bedtime story? “The Jungle Book”!
16. Why did the monkey dad bring a camera to the family reunion? He wanted to capture all the family tree moments!
17. What did the monkey dad say when his kids asked if they could have a pet snake? “No way, we’re not going to let that slither into our monkey business!”
18. Why did the monkey dad bring a map to the picnic? In case they got lost in the peanut butter and jelly forest!
19. What’s a monkey dad’s favorite joke? Anything that’s truly ap-peeling!
20. Why did the monkey dad bring a suitcase to the zoo? He heard they were having a monkey business trip!

21. What do you call a monkey magician?
22. Why did the monkey like to read books?
23. How does a monkey make coffee?
24. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of movie?
25. Why did the monkey go to outer space?
26. What did the banana say to the monkey?
27. Why did the monkey bring a pencil to the party?
28. How do monkeys communicate in the jungle?
29. Why did the monkey bring a suitcase to the zoo?
30. What did the monkey say when he saw a banana peel?
31. Why did the monkey go to school?
32. What do you call a monkey that loves to dance?
33. Why did the monkey sit on the clock?
34. What’s a monkey’s favorite sport?
35. How do monkeys keep track of their appointments?
36. Why did the monkey bring a baseball bat to the party?
37. What did the monkey say to the banana?
38. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the zoo?
39. What’s a monkey’s favorite kind of joke?
40. Why did the monkey bring a mirror to the jungle?

“20 More Hilarious Simian Shenanigans: A Barrel of Primate Laughs!”

1. Why don’t monkeys ever get lost? Because they always find their way with their ape-titude!
2. What do you call a monkey wearing a suit? A chimp in the business of looking sharp!
3. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the atmosphere was “bananas”!
4. What did the monkey say when it found a banana peel? “A-peel-ing discovery!”
5. How do monkeys like their sandwiches? With peanut butter and banana-tella!
6. What do you call a monkey that loves to bowl? A strike ape!
7. Why did the monkey cross the road? To get to the banana stand on the other side!
8. What’s a monkey’s favorite dessert? Banana split personality!
9. Why did the monkey bring a pencil to the jungle? In case it needed to draw a “banana”gram!
10. What did one monkey say to the other monkey? “Quit monkeying around and let’s get serious!”
11. Why did the monkey go to school? To improve its “a-peel”ing skills!
12. What’s a monkey’s favorite rock band? The Mon-keys, of course!
13. Why did the monkey go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
14. What do you call a monkey that loves to tell jokes? A pun-geon master!
15. Why did the monkey bring a parachute to the tree? Because it wanted to try sky-chimping!
16. What did the banana say to the monkey? “You’re so a-peeling!”
17. Why did the monkey sit on the clock? Because it wanted to be on monkey time!
18. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of math? Multipli-ape-tion!
19. Why did the monkey put on a tie? It wanted to look ap-pawl-ling!
20. What do you call a monkey that loves to read? A book-ey!

1. Why did the monkey like the banana?
2. What did the monkey say when he caught his tail?
3. How do monkeys make toast?
4. Why was the monkey so good at basketball?
5. What did the monkey say when he found an elephant in his bed?
6. Why did the monkey like to wear sunglasses?
7. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of music?
8. How does a monkey escape from jail?
9. What’s a monkey’s favorite fruit?
10. Why did the monkey like to climb trees?
11. What did the monkey say when he entered the car?
12. How do monkeys get down the stairs?
13. Why was the monkey always so happy?
14. What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?
15. Why did the monkey like to play hide and seek?
16. What’s a monkey’s favorite school subject?
17. How do monkeys make phone calls?
18. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the bar?
19. What did the monkey say when he finished his meal?

“Swinging Off: The Final Hoot of Monkey Mischief!”

So, next time you’re hanging out with friends, don’t hesitate to toss in a monkey joke or two. Whether you’re swinging from laughter or going bananas over the punchlines, remember, there’s always room for more monkeying around. And hey, if you’re hungry for more primate puns, hop over to our site for a barrel of laughs!

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