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1. Why did Mike Wazowski become an optometrist? Because he only had eyes for you!
2. Why was Mike Wazowski always the star of the Halloween party? He had all the best eye-deas!
3. Why did Mike Wazowski start a gardening business? He wanted to keep an eye on the carrots!
4. Why did Mike Wazowski fail his driving test? He kept losing sight of the road!
5. How does Mike Wazowski stay in shape? Eye-robics!
6. Why did Mike Wazowski bring a ladder to work? To keep an eye on the top floor!
7. What do you get when you cross Mike Wazowski with a snail? An eye that moves at a snail’s pace!
8. Why did Mike Wazowski go to the music store? To buy an eye-pod!
9. How does Mike Wazowski relax after a long day? With a good eye-scream sundae!
10. Why was Mike Wazowski always calm during emergencies? Because he could keep an eye on the situation!
11. Why did Mike Wazowski refuse to play cards with the monsters? He couldn’t keep an eye on his hand!
12. Why does Mike Wazowski make a great detective? Because he always keeps his eye on the clues!
13. Why did Mike Wazowski get a job at the bakery? Because he was great at keeping an eye on the dough!
14. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite type of music? Eye-tunes!
15. Why did Mike Wazowski always carry a magnifying glass? To keep an eye out for trouble!
16. Why did Mike Wazowski become a weatherman? Because he could always see the storm coming!
17. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite part of a computer? The eye-con!
18. Why did Mike Wazowski join the circus? He wanted to be the eye-catching attraction!
19. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite game? Eye Spy!
20. Why did Mike Wazowski get promoted at work? Because he always had his eye on the prize!

1. Why did Mike Wazowski open a bakery? Because he wanted to make some eye-conic pastries!
2. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite type of shoe? Eye-tops!
3. Why did Mike Wazowski go to school? To improve his eye-Q!
4. Why did Mike Wazowski become a math teacher? He excelled at eye-geometry!
5. How does Mike Wazowski watch his favorite shows? On eye-max!
6. Why did Mike Wazowski get a telescope? To look out for his distant relatives!
7. What do you call Mike Wazowski when he tells a joke? A real eye-dol!
8. Why did Mike Wazowski bring a pencil to bed? In case he had to draw the curtains!
9. How does Mike Wazowski keep his breath fresh? With eye-drops!
10. Why did Mike Wazowski go to the art museum? To see the eye-conic masterpieces!
11. Why does Mike Wazowski always get invited to parties? Because he’s the life of the eye!
12. What did Mike Wazowski say when he scored a goal? “Eye did it!”
13. Why does Mike Wazowski make a great friend? He always keeps an eye out for you!
14. How does Mike Wazowski prefer his steak? Eye-rare!
15. Why did Mike Wazowski get into horticulture? He loves watching things grow before his eye!
16. What does Mike Wazowski do when he’s stressed? Takes a deep breath and eye-hales!
17. Why did Mike Wazowski bring string to the comedy club? To tie up all the loose laughs!
18. Why did Mike Wazowski apply for a bank loan? He needed some extra eye-cash!
19. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite exercise? Eye-jumping jacks!
20. Why does Mike Wazowski never get lost? He always follows his eye-nstincts!

1. Why did Mike Wazowski become a philosopher? To ponder the eye-deas of existence!
2. How does Mike Wazowski organize his books? By eye-tle!
3. Why did Mike Wazowski start a tech company? To develop cutting-edge eye-ware!
4. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite form of government? Eye-democracy!
5. Why did Mike Wazowski join the orchestra? He had perfect eye-tch!
6. What did Mike Wazowski say at the poetry slam? “Eye rhyme, therefore eye am!”
7. Why does Mike Wazowski love playing chess? He’s always thinking three moves a-head!
8. Why did Mike Wazowski become an inventor? To create eye-opening gadgets!
9. How does Mike Wazowski prefer to communicate? Through eye-conography!
10. Why did Mike Wazowski write a novel? To give readers a fresh perspective from his eye!
11. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite type of science? Eye-ology!
12. Why did Mike Wazowski start a podcast? To share his eye-deas with the world!
13. Why does Mike Wazowski make a great detective? He always follows the eye-witness reports!
14. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite holiday? Eye-pril Fools’ Day!
15. Why did Mike Wazowski become a lawyer? To fight for eye-justice!
16. How does Mike Wazowski start his day? With a cup of eye-opener coffee!
17. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite subject in school? Eye-stronomy!
18. Why did Mike Wazowski take up painting? To create eye-catching art!
19. Why did Mike Wazowski start a travel blog? To share his eye-catching adventures!
20. How does Mike Wazowski describe a tough decision? A real eye-twister!

1. Why did Mike Wazowski become a chef? He makes eye-talian cuisine!
2. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite sport? Eye-ce hockey!
3. Why did Mike Wazowski become a teacher? To keep an eye on the future!
4. Why did Mike Wazowski go to the party? To have a ball-eye!
5. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite game? Eye Spy!
6. Why did Mike Wazowski go to space? To see the eye-niverse!
7. What does Mike Wazowski put on his pancakes? Eye-rup!
8. Why did Mike Wazowski start a band? He’s a natural eye-con!
9. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite fruit? Eye-berries!
10. Why does Mike Wazowski love books? They’re eye-opening!
11. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite drink? Eye-ced tea!
12. Why did Mike Wazowski open a gym? To help others stay eye-ctive!
13. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite car? An eye-brid!
14. Why did Mike Wazowski take up knitting? To create eye-catching sweaters!
15. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite instrument? The eye-colin!
16. Why did Mike Wazowski go to the beach? To catch some eye-rays!
17. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite hobby? Eye-ding puzzles!
18. Why did Mike Wazowski visit the library? For some eye-ducation!
19. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite snack? Eye-s cream!
20. Why did Mike Wazowski become a gardener? He has a green eye!

1. Why did Mike Wazowski open a bakery? Because he kneaded the dough, and his one-eyed buns were a monstrous hit!
2. Mike Wazowski walked into a library and asked for a book on one-eyed monsters. The librarian said, “We have a special edition, it’s a real eye-opener!”
3. When Mike Wazowski joined a dance class, he got all the moves right, but they still said, “You’re a monster on the dance floor, but try to keep an eye out for the rhythm.”
4. Mike Wazowski decided to become a motivational speaker. His slogan was, “See your dreams clearly, even if you only have one eye on the prize.”
5. Mike Wazowski entered a cooking contest with his famous one-eyed stew. The judges said, “It’s delicious, but we’re not sure if we should eat it or scream!”
6. Why did Mike Wazowski start a gardening club? Because he believed in the power of ‘eye-catchers’ and wanted everyone to see the beauty in monstrous plants!
7. Mike Wazowski joined a soccer team, but the coach said, “You have great vision on the field, but try to use both feet, not just your eye!”
8. Mike Wazowski opened a photography studio. His tagline was, “Capture the moment, see the world through a monster’s eye.”
9. Why did Mike Wazowski get a job as a lighthouse keeper? Because he was a natural at keeping an eye on the sea and scaring away any unwanted visitors!
10. Mike Wazowski took up painting and called his first exhibition “Eye of the Beholder.” Critics said, “His work truly gives you a new perspective on monsters!”
11. Mike Wazowski went on a road trip. When asked how he found the way, he said, “I just kept my eye on the road and my GPS in the monster seat.”
12. Mike Wazowski started a podcast about monster myths. His intro? “Welcome to Eye Witness, where we see the unseen and talk about monstrous truths!”
13. Why did Mike Wazowski become a lifeguard? Because he was great at keeping an eye on swimmers, making sure everyone stayed safe while having monstrous fun!
14. Mike Wazowski wrote a detective novel. It was titled “Eye Spy” and the plot revolved around solving a monstrous mystery one look at a time.
15. Mike Wazowski went to a comedy club and tried stand-up. His opening joke was, “They say I have an eye for humor, so keep an eye out for the laughs tonight!”
16. Mike Wazowski became a teacher. On the first day, he told his students, “Keep an eye on your studies, and remember, knowledge is a monstrous treasure.”
17. Mike Wazowski opened a fashion line called “Monstrous Chic.” His signature piece was the “One-Eyed Wonder” collection, and it was an eye-catcher on the runway!
18. Mike Wazowski took up drumming. He named his band “Eye of the Storm,” and their beats were so powerful, they left the crowd in a monstrous trance.
19. Why did Mike Wazowski join a rock climbing club? Because he was great at scaling new heights, and he always kept an eye out for the next big adventure!
20. Mike Wazowski became a personal trainer. His motto? “Keep your eye on the prize, and let’s get monstrously fit together!”

1. Why did Mike Wazowski bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high-eye school!
2. Why did Mike Wazowski get a star in math class? Because he was always counting on his eye!
3. What do you call Mike Wazowski when he’s playing the piano? A one-eye virtuoso!
4. Why does Mike Wazowski make a great detective? Because he’s always keeping an eye on things!
5. Why did Mike Wazowski join the soccer team? Because he’s great at eye coordination!
6. Why did Mike Wazowski bring a spoon to the playground? Because he heard it was a monster’s favorite place to stir up fun!
7. What did Mike Wazowski say when he finished his puzzle? “Eye did it!”
8. Why did Mike Wazowski go to art class? To learn how to draw monsterpieces!
9. What did Mike Wazowski wear to the beach? His eye-catching sunglasses!
10. Why does Mike Wazowski never get lost? Because he always keeps an eye on where he’s going!
11. Why did Mike Wazowski bring a flashlight to the party? To make sure everyone had a monster fun time in the spotlight!
12. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite type of music? Eye-popping pop!
13. Why did Mike Wazowski take up gardening? Because he wanted to grow eye-flowers!
14. What does Mike Wazowski say to cheer someone up? “Eye think you’re awesome!”
15. Why is Mike Wazowski a great chef? Because he always follows the recipe eye-precisely!
16. Why did Mike Wazowski sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
17. Why did Mike Wazowski go to the zoo? To see the eye-pandas!
18. What does Mike Wazowski do when he gets scared? He closes his eye and counts monster sheep!
19. Why is Mike Wazowski a great friend? Because he always looks out for you!
20. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite game? Eye-spy!

1. Why did Mike Wazowski start a business? Because he had an eye for opportunity and wasn’t afraid of monstrous profits!
2. Why did Mike Wazowski apply for a tech job? Because he knew he could keep an eye on the latest innovations!
3. Why is Mike Wazowski a great poker player? Because he always keeps an eye on the cards and never blinks!
4. What did Mike Wazowski say when he aced his job interview? “Eye knew I’d nail it!”
5. Why did Mike Wazowski become a motivational speaker? Because he always says, “Eye believe in you!”
6. Why did Mike Wazowski start investing in stocks? Because he had a keen eye for market trends!
7. What did Mike Wazowski say at the business meeting? “Let’s keep an eye on the bottom line!”
8. Why did Mike Wazowski go to the comedy club? To see if he could eye-laugh harder than the audience!
9. Why is Mike Wazowski a great project manager? Because he always keeps an eye on the deadlines and the details!
10. What did Mike Wazowski say when he got promoted? “Finally, an eye-level position!”
11. Why did Mike Wazowski become a bartender? Because he always mixes a perfect eye-opener!
12. Why did Mike Wazowski start a fashion line? Because he had an eye for design and monstrous style!
13. What did Mike Wazowski say to his therapist? “Sometimes, I feel like no one sees the real me.”
14. Why did Mike Wazowski take a yoga class? To improve his eye balance and inner monster peace!
15. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite type of wine? A full-bodied red that’s a real eye-opener!
16. Why did Mike Wazowski become a chef? Because he knew how to add a monstrous flavor to every dish!
17. Why did Mike Wazowski become a DJ? Because he knew how to keep an eye on the beat and the crowd jumping!
18. Why did Mike Wazowski join a book club? To read between the eye-lines and enjoy some monstrous literature!
19. What’s Mike Wazowski’s dating advice? “Keep an eye out for the one who sees the real you.”
20. Why did Mike Wazowski start a fitness program? To help everyone get in monstrous shape and keep an eye on their health!

1. Why did Mike Wazowski get a new pair of glasses? Because he wanted to improve his eye-Q!
2. What did Mike Wazowski say when he fixed the broken lamp? “Looks like I’ve shed some light on the situation!”
3. Why did Mike Wazowski take up gardening? Because he had a green eye for plants!
4. Why did Mike Wazowski bring a ladder to the bar? To reach for his high spirits!
5. What does Mike Wazowski do when he gets a flat tire? He re-tires and keeps an eye on the road!
6. Why did Mike Wazowski buy a new belt? To keep his pants from monstrous sagging!
7. Why did Mike Wazowski get kicked out of the grocery store? Because he was eyeing the snacks too much!
8. What did Mike Wazowski say when he finished building the treehouse? “Eye think I nailed it!”
9. Why did Mike Wazowski take up fishing? Because he always had an eye for the best catch!
10. Why does Mike Wazowski never lose at chess? Because he always keeps an eye on the board!
11. Why did Mike Wazowski become a history teacher? Because he had an eye for the past!
12. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good eye-tune!
13. Why did Mike Wazowski start a car wash business? Because he knew how to keep an eye on the shine!
14. What did Mike Wazowski say when he found his missing sock? “Eye’ve been looking everywhere for you!”
15. Why did Mike Wazowski go to the bakery? To get a piece of eye-pie!
16. What did Mike Wazowski name his new boat? “Eye Sea You!”
17. Why did Mike Wazowski install a new doorbell? Because he wanted to keep an ear and an eye out for visitors!
18. Why did Mike Wazowski bring a pencil to the party? To draw some attention!
19. What did Mike Wazowski say when he won the lottery? “Eye can’t believe my luck!”
20. Why did Mike Wazowski become a weatherman? Because he always had his eye on the sky!

1. Why did Mike Wazowski bring string to the party? Because he wanted to have a “gouda” time!
2. Why did Mike Wazowski apply for a job at the cheese factory? Because he wanted to bring some “eye-conic” flavors!
3. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite cheese? Eye-dam!
4. Why did Mike Wazowski refuse to play hide and seek? Because he knew his eye would give him away!
5. What did Mike Wazowski say when he saw a beautiful sunset? “That’s a sight for sore eyes!”
6. Why did Mike Wazowski go to the comedy show? To see some “eye-popping” performances!
7. Why does Mike Wazowski never get lost? Because he always keeps an eye on the map!
8. What did Mike Wazowski say to the cheese that was acting up? “You’re really getting on my last curd!”
9. Why did Mike Wazowski start a band? Because he wanted to make some “eye-conic” hits!
10. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite type of photography? Cheese-cake photos!
11. Why did Mike Wazowski go to school? To become a little “sharper”!
12. What did Mike Wazowski say when he was complimented? “Eye appreciate it!”
13. Why did Mike Wazowski sit on the clock? To be “on time,” of course!
14. What did Mike Wazowski say when he made a new friend? “Eye’m glad to meet you!”
15. Why did Mike Wazowski bring a suitcase to the theater? Because he was going to the “matinee!”
16. Why did Mike Wazowski start painting? To make some “eye-catching” art!
17. What did Mike Wazowski say when he finished the marathon? “Eye did it!”
18. Why did Mike Wazowski bring a ladder to work? To reach new “heights” in his career!
19. What’s Mike Wazowski’s favorite board game? Eye-Spy Clue!
20. Why did Mike Wazowski go to the bakery? Because he heard they had “monster” muffins!

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